>Disney was NEVER good guys. >Never... >Ever.......

>Disney was NEVER good guys

>Never...

>Ever.......

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Disney sucks, which OOOOooobviously means they always sucked. Don't ask me how that makes sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >modern disney uses the brand name Disney, which obviously means they always used the brand name disney.
      >don't ask me how that makes sense.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Treasure planet is kino.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wanna frick Mickey up his toon ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His ass is seriously fricking massive. Girls wish they could be as caked as him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donald's is bigger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And huuuge penis. No wonder Daisy always comes back to him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit there actually that huge? What the frick? It looks like a tumor or a worm...or something.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all the better to rape you with

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gnarly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Animal penises always look gross like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do ducks even reproduce when their dicks look like this, it doesn't look like a female duck would even be able to survive being penetrated by that fricking thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That shit cannot be pleasant. Like, that has to be painful for female ducks, right? Duck dick looks like a fricking hair worm. Disgusting.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit there actually that huge? What the frick? It looks like a tumor or a worm...or something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can confirm. Donald duck has raped me. I'm uhhh, female duck by the way.....I'm Daisy. He raped me. Daisy duck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They rape. Hens evolved labyrinth veganas due to rape so the male ducks evolved this penis to navigate said labyrinth.

                And huuuge penis. No wonder Daisy always comes back to him

                I never thought I was gonna learn about a ducks corkscrew penis in a Disney thread.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was extremely uncomfortable to learn about and I would have been better off not knowing this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They rape. Hens evolved labyrinth veganas due to rape so the male ducks evolved this penis to navigate said labyrinth.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Pete

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People don't even care about mickey enough to frick him.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like old disney. And the princess culture of old disney was elegant, I remember my sisters growing up with it. A lot of disney movies were good back then. Good stories, good endings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Older Disney movies obviously aren't high art or anything, but there beautifully created films, with decent morals. The classic cartoons are pretty decent too. There not spier funny compared to other classic cartoons, but there cute and harmless all around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >princess culture of old disney
      Doesn't exist. Movies starring or even featuring a princess were rare in the 2D era and the merchandising trademark was created in 2004.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you don’t know shit. VHS introduced old films to a whole new generation and classic princess merch was everywhere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not even mentioning DVD.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >princess merch
          Like I said, the Disney Princess merchandising line wasn't created until the mid-00s. Disney has always sold merch but it did not have that branding, and it was more evenly spread across their popular films. And I hope you realise that Snow White, Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty is a whopping three movies across 22 years, and in the next 30 years the only additional princess related films were... Robin Hood and the gigaflop Black Cauldron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Movies starring or even featuring a princess were rare in the 2D era
        Yes Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Snow White always have been popular, the logo of the company was Cinderella's Castle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they did nothing but commercialise old fairy tales and doing a shitty felix the cat ripoff
      they were never good

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess most folks get upset because the films deviate heavily from the originals. I don't know why they want exact adaptations, art should be able to change and mold into its own identities. That's not too say you need to accept or like these new adaptations, but they still have the right to exist.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, but they went from a conservative family oriented company to a full commie agenda with Iger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, can't really change that. I try too ignore modern Disney, but I fear most people now are just conflating ALL of Disney with this now. It's a shame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That happened long time ago, it's not something new. The 90s renaissance certainly wasn't very conservative. Disney changed along with American culture.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what does this era of Disney tell us then? Every side of the world hates them. Haters have more fuel to hate them, anyone in politics hate them for [insert reason here], and there old Disney fans can't even bare to call themselves "Disney fans" because now that associates you with a "Disney adult".

  8. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    I can't wait for them to reimagine Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs to Snow Evil and the 7 Slaves. A courageous tale of 7 slaves throwing a revolt against the capitalist system.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And who's the evil queen? A socialist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        sage

        anyone white is evil in this. The dwarfs are black and DIDN DO NUFFIN DEY WAS GOOD BOYS AND KILLED DA EVIL WHITEY

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had some good animated movies and video games in the 80s and 90s and a few great TV shows in the 00s and early 10s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What cartoon did they even have in the 2000's? The only two cartoons I know from that decade were the house of mouse and Kim possible. House mouse is only ever brought up to say "wHy It No On DiZnEeEEeY pLllUs???" And only gooners talk about Kim possible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking of Even Stevens, Phil of the Future and Wizards of Waverly Place. Cartoons were Phineas and Ferb, Tron: Uprising, Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil and DuckTales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ductales reboot sucked big wiener. It was trying to be a worse version of the Barks and Rosa duck comics, while simultaneously referencing the other afternoon cartoons to get nostalgia gays to watch those clips. Star V evil was pure moronation. Only middle aged women and cartoon reviewrs cared about that shit.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY DESTROYED THE THIEF AND THE COBBLER BECAUSE THE ANIMATION WAS TOO GOOD FOR THEM TO HANDLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it was intentionally though. I mean - WB killed off because of Aladdin, so I guess there is some truth to that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE BALLS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THEY DESTROYED THE THIEF AND THE COBBLER BECAUSE THE ANIMATION WAS TOO GOOD FOR THEM TO HANDLE

        God fricking bless Richard Williams. That man will never be forgotten.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was dedicated to his craft but he REALLY should not have played the waiting game with a movie production company, this isn't the video games industry where you can get away with bullshit like Star Citizen and Duke Nukem Forever, you NEED to get your movie made by a set date if you don't want the corporation to steal it from you.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The old Donald cartoons were vairy kino.

    And Peter Pan is still a great movie.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney were the good guys when Walt Disney was alive. He hated israelites, wanted to create good art for the sake of art and saw any profits made as just more resources to make more of the things he loved.
    Disney became evil when Walt Disney died and it got taken over by the israelites he warned everyone about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This whole "Walt hating israelites thing"...where is the actual proof? Everyone says that, and yet - I can't tfind anything that links back to him hating israelites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Walt was apparently a very good director too. He definitely knew how to utilize the talent his people had to the fullest.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read the OP in the voice of Mickey Mouse, ha ha!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the read schitzo Disney posts in mickeys voice. That's shit adds multiple layers of comedy I don't think I can quite explain myself.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Listen I like Disney and all, but can we all admit that Aladdin is only as loved as much as it is because of Robin Williams performance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also that scene where jasmine turns into a bawd to pretend to fall for jafar's wish of her being in love with him.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Song and the south is a good movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically though, the animation in that movie is stunning.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody says that, ever
    disney was glorious until the israelite takeover, simple as that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When people think of good Disney they think of 1990s israeli Disney.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know what "people" think. You're a basement loser who can't make eye contact, refrain from talking like you can read minds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one remembers old Disney cartoons, when people think of Disney they think of renaissance - Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Lion King, Tarzan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No one remembers
            >I, personally, am too young to remember therefore no one does
            You're a mental invalid.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they remembered the old Disney cartoons, there still very good. Well, I love em - at least.

            Cinemaphile is full of trannies furries and pedophiles. you're right, i don't spend time there, nor are their opinions worth considering. go back to your fellow garbage, troon.

            I've only been visiting them recently. I've figured all that out the hard way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody thinks of Tarzan when thing of Disney. Something like the little mermaid, or frozen is more likely to be remberd first.

            Speaking of frozen, the only reason that movie made as much money as it did was because of let it go. Other then that, it's an incredibly generic film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've never been on Cinemaphile.

      They hate Disney.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile is full of trannies furries and pedophiles. you're right, i don't spend time there, nor are their opinions worth considering. go back to your fellow garbage, troon.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tangled was alright.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I completely forgot this film existed until just now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I rewatched it w my son recently. Its kino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a Disney movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is, dummy. It was plastered all over the marketing, case & opening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwtkUw717TQ

        Plus Disney had a bunch of specials in the 80s with it featured behind the scenes. Where did this meme come from?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPOfmulSqz8&t=374

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bumping for are favorite leader, calm on - join the jamboree.

    M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, hi there, ho there - your as welcome as can be.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is goofy only liked by millennials? Everyone likes Donald, and Mickey is hated by everyone, but I can't realistically say everyone hates nor likes goofy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goofy is only liked by fetishists (born 90s+) or hardcore boomers who only watch his classic cartoons with a narrator and silent goofy

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