Disney's "Wish"

Went to an early screening and recorded the audio of the full movie

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt you post it then dipshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn to talk without cursing pig

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fiuro3u.m4a

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit you weren't lying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jogobber

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even on Cinemaphile, jogo will be worshipped.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao what is up with that dude getting fucking decimated by everyone, he's supposed to be one of the strongest but gets deleted by everyone. It would have been nice to see him go up against a team of the weaker sorcerers before he got taken out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The announcer sounds like the Mr. fauci kid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck OP wasn’t lying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      devilish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yargh, gracious thankee fer the share of yer booty, mi'lad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://sys.Cinemaphile.org/derefer?url=

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm too lazy to listen to the whole thing, is it full retard or secretly based?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a kid movie that does kid movie stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i know but like, politically

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a kid show.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeah, kid's entertainment never includes politics. it's impossible. gaslighting homosexual.

              ?si=09At9ltn7atPkgfi

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a kid movie that does kid movie stuff.

              so you're just playing dumb
              ok

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many people were in the audience? because if it was less than 100, why are you risking your job like this? are you suicidal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Around 70-80
        I got free stuff on the way out 🙂

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          please spoil it for me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He posted the whole damn sound for the movie, don't be lazy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He posted the whole damn sound for the movie, don't be lazy.
              no, tell me. i don't want to listen too it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Animation is a visual medium.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have bitch hands. Are you an actual woman or a soi?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a soi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Thin hands trigger fatasses
            Kek stay mad fattie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cope, girly boy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post your sausage fingers, fatso

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He has good shoulders.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well, did you like the movie? what are your thoughts?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't as a bad as I thought it would be.
            The protag is quirky but she has flaws and isn't a girl boss
            The villain is the best character in the movie and even turns into the snow white mirror at the end.
            The side characters are supposed to be based off of the 7 dwarfs and they are dicks to the villain at the start.
            There was plenty of homages to other Disney works.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post tits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even the lamb is brown.
          Did you bring a bell for the screening? Was it fun?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a goat you esl fag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always carry my own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you at disney springs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go bro

      https://files%2ecatbox.moe/iuro3u.m4a

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP delivers
      Postan in epic bread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuck my shit it's actually real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like it's going to make them a lot of money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's tracking for a 50M five day opening, so we'll see about that...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next time get the video too, retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >risking your entire career to capture early video of a childrens movie to share with a bunch of retards on an anonymous imageboard
        Gotta agree OP, should have gotten some video.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your weakness is that you care too much

      Jesus christ.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OP actually delivered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every now and then you fuckers prove you're worth it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Today OP was no a homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP was not a homosexual and he delivers ? hell froze over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would like to say hi to all the journos in the thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, anonymous person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you animate some of the scenes in MSpaint so we can match them to the audio?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dear Diary, today OP was not a fag.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a legal attorney representing the Disney Corporation. You must take this link down immediately; failure to comply is a violation of copyright law. Criminal penalties can include fines and/or imprisonment and depend on the seriousness of the infringement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you weren't trolling, who would you even charge? Anonymous? Your post is dumb and you should feel dumb and gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based OP. These musical numbers are super corny even by Disney standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually delivered
      op not a fag?
      Time to enjoy a movie like a blind guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FYI for all the underage b&s this kinda delivering was actually more of the norm back in the day, but yeah based and fuck the mouse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ that is some of the most phoned in voice acting I've ever heard in a Disney film.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here to say that this trend of "brown girl going on adventure" thing is really fucking lame. A Lord of the Rings-sequel adaption of the Bone books was being planned some time back, make something like that. Not another attempt to force another ethnic Disney princess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rings-sequel
        Rings-esque. Yes, I'm phoneposting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that music is terrible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ebin delivery by OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Op delivered

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disney will never have another Beauty and the Beast or Little Mermaid, or Lion King

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raya and the last dragon was the last unpozzed Disney movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so boring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dragon is fun and peppy
        >turns into animated awkwafina and fucking ruins it
        stop turning dragons into people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ehhh really? I think considering how recent it was they did a pretty good job keeping overtly woke themes out of it, but akwafina as the dragon was a terrible move and all of her scenes were a constant reminder that it was a nu-disney production. It can always get worse though ho boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the avatar clone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will forever remember this movie as the impetus for Lindsay Ellis getting kicked off the internet and becoming a mother.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's about not depending on someone else to grant your wishes, but make your own wishes come true. (this will be reflected in decreased guest service experience at Disney properties and self service kiosks)

          >(this will be reflected in decreased guest service experience at Disney properties and self service kiosks)
          Underrated comment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raya was very qt and the visuals were great. Those were the movies' only two redeeming qualities.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's some pozz in it but holy shit the antagonist "formless cloud called droon (pronounced with a 't' sound) that destroys everything it comes across" is something based enough I don't understand how it got approved

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very boring.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fucking kidding? Those fucking non-binary designs, one of the nations being a matriarchy, the fact that it was all blacks and asians? That pile of crap was pozzed as fuck.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares shill

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i wish i hadn't killed that fish

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I get a quick rundown?

    what are the twists ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the brown girl is cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The characters are fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please write a plot summary. I'm legit curious how fucking retarded Disney went with this one.

      this thread was on x
      https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36323796/#q36323976

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The plot is slightly different, Asha is more of a cunt, and the queen had reasons for the betrayal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the queen had reasons for the betrayal
          let me guess, the kings is a toxic white male?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The king went insane after using black magic for the first time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >black magic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also, the MC and her friends bullied a fat dude to the point that he sold them to the villain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you have the gif of this where he has a cartoon bone in his nose and he's spinning a basketball and eating a watermelon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn i had to dig for this one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool, thanks man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no problem, i love this little nigga

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                quite my tempo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Colt .45 will do that to a person.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kino.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            queen should have been evil like in concept art

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She looks really hot here, absolutely built for my small indian weiner

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >powerful crime family couple like Tony and Carmela Soprano
              AMAYA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOORRR

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >evil power couple
              we were robbed - there's not nearly enough of that sort of thing in cinema

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can't think of a romantic villain duet song, would have been actually original

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is the script based on something from folklore or is this disney inventing their own folklore? they have very few movies that arent based on some 3rd party mythos, and it looks like we've been cheated out of some kind of middle eastern themed star-gazer cult kino and sold some new york bronx black girl with corn rows wishin apawn a stah fo dat guuci bag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a bunch of gnostic ideology put in a blender and shat onto an Iberian setting with extra diversity on top

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course they wouldn't dare make her an accomplice kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >evolved

              more like an artist had a cool idea and the diversity hire got offended by it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based schizos. I think they're on to something, the themes there DO seem to build on the same principles that occultists enjoy, I've looked at some LoA types and it's all the same shit too. Plus I was in this cult bookstore once and found this creepy children's book that said "The reason people have eyes is so that the stars can see themselves". This reminded me of that. I'm going to manifest physical health and a bigger dick now thanks to Disney's encouragement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good to know that Americans think it's cool to mock religions but not gender

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The summary:
        >blue-eyed white man controls all people's wishes because controlling them all makes white man powerful. But behold the power of diversity-town overcomes king honkey for victory because we're all made from stardust!

        How many losses does Disney have to get handed before they stop this shit?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What you described could be from an older classic disney movie even, they have always been "woker" than the current norm, its only recently that they've fallen off a cliff, and I have no doubt this movie will also have fallen down that same cliff, but for other reasons than what you've described

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            COPE
            YOU ARE A RETARDED homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so glad Castilla fucking exterminated them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of course the bitch wife betrays the king.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From the trailers it seems like the King is supposed to represent God, an all powerful man who made the world and grants (some) wishes, so a story in which God is the villain makes the story Luciferian in concept. Not the first time for Disney.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if I'm too retarded to understand a book for kids but that's it? Asha goes to the king, and when he rejects Sabino's wish, who is probably like one of the 10000s of people in the kingdom she decides she's gonna grant the wish herself? I didn't hear the audio, what's the lesson of the movie?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at the end of the day, we're all made of stars, and can grand our own wishes... plus Asha has a star wand to grant wishes too? Also, a wish is a physical thing that can be kept from you if you give it away? It's a mess.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't expect innovative and ground-breaking themes and stories from cool animations, but damn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, that's the moral of the story: If a king rejects to grant whatever you ask of him in your first meeting, stage a coup against him, doom him to a fate worse than death and keep all his power. That's what he gets for ruling a prosperous kingdom!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So Asha's wish "to make something that will inspire others" sounds a lot like Disney's wish given their recent track record of trying and failing to push the woke agenda and not being able to produce culturally significant new content that turns people into fans. Even Wish sounds like it's trying its utmost to be inspiring with the combined willpower of an entire committee and just falls flat.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo should sue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MAY YOU GET CAUGHT

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely soulless uninspired pig slop "devised" by a committee of uncreative women who belong behind a secretary's desk

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shalom
    Those Bastards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It seems they're not going to ignore the amount of israelites who lived in the Iberian peninsula (and were the ones responsible of letting the muslim hordes conquer Spain and Portugal).

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get into an early screening?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please write a plot summary. I'm legit curious how fucking retarded Disney went with this one.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, Wish seems like a fun movie, I'll take the family to see it, should be a good time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I'll take the family to see it.

      don't people laugh at you bringing a waifu pillow into a theater?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like Encanto and Coco had a black girl baby on Saturday Morning ABC.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got done listening to it. What a bunch of fucking garbage. This is Raya tier except with some decent songs.

    Awful screenplay. Rushed pacing (the runtime is sub 80 minutes, what the fuck), no time for anything to settle in or breathe. At most minutes between songs.

    Villain makes no sense and there's no sense of danger or urgency. Cringeworthy humour. No development for Asha or any side characters.

    Poorly defined conflict, the king did nothing wrong the entire time, Asha's an entitled self important cow.

    It's also riddled with that abominable LOL QUIRKY vibe, zero sincerity or any indication they wanted to appeal to adults as well as ADHD kids.

    Strange World was legit a more cohesive whole than this. Superficially attractive but it's dead inside. What a disaster. Disney ought to be ashamed that this is how they're choosing to celebrate Walt's legacy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Poorly defined conflict, the king did nothing wrong the entire time, Asha's an entitled self important cow.
      can you expound on this?
      im still listening but im trying to figure out a game i can adhd play so i can focus on the audio while i play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's just Encanto again but without the yellow Mexican filter?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So it's just Encanto again but without the yellow Mexican filter?
        yellow mexican filter?
        also isabella needs my dick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They put a piss filter in every South American scene.

          >also isabella needs my dick.
          Wish MC is a physical copy of her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wish MC is a physical copy of her.
            i like the wish girl has freckles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how are the songs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best one was a duet one between the villain and the protagonist.
        The main villain song was catchy but not threatening at all
        The rest were meh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      out of all the disney shti released. i loved raya and abominable the most

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > 80 min runtime
      Thats good in my books

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Repost this in Cinemaphile, anon. That's the right place for your leak.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already did

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would've preferred if it was Wonka instead

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tracking to open 50M+ across a five day weekend
    >This puts it in the bottom of the top 50 openings, most of which were three or four days
    So this is gonna bomb for the 100 anniversary huh? Amazing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >PLEASE BUY US APPLE

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thread was posted 2 hours ago so didn't anyone actually listen to the whole thing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost done
      The dumbest thing so far is that the wishes are physical things that can be kept/stolen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it’s filled with way more fanservice than I could have thought, I genuinely loved the villain, the story is better than every movie they’ve made since tangled. I really liked it,
      Plus during the credits you see the main character of every single Disney animated film in chronological order. Which was fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MEMBER WHEN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i tried but it made me wanna pierce my ears

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Critics are posting their early impressions on X and it is not looking good. Disney might have another bomb on their hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kids' movies are critic proof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, not another bomb! How will Disney ever recover hint: BlackRock money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESG has been shuttered because israelites discovered they actually like hoarding money.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doubtful. They'll keep doing it but it won't have a name like ESG.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When was the last time Yidney got any money from them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? I only see good impressions so far

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Disneymoms were shitting on it on normie tok for the past month because the villain song is bad apparently.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are also mocking the evil laughter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Disneymoms
        These are the real powerbrokers.
        They're the ones who decide what merch to buy the kids. They're the ones who decide whether or not to buy the home release and the CDs. They're the ones who book the trips to Didney Worl to get the princess' autograph.
        If Disney lose the Disneymoms, Disney lose.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, there is also the Disney Adults, but that's a risky market.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'll wait for the porn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She only has one porn pic

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the movie is black coded or not?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty bland, all the boring "quirky" garbage you get from Disney now a days. The lesson is to stop depending on the king and to pursue your own wishes yourself, which is a fine message but the way to get to it is so forced and hamfisted I can't take it seriously. When you "make a wish" to the king he gets to keep it in a physical form, which I guess means you lose literally all motivation to pursue it yourself because you are so dependent on the king and you don't have the wish orb. The king only grants a couple of them, and keeps the rest to keep everybody dependent on him because he's a control freak. However, the main character "steals" wishes from the king and returns them to the wishers, which I guess gives them their motivation back to pursue it themselves, but why couldn't they just do it themselves once they learn their wish won't be granted? Having the wishes be physical things is clunky, and is only there to create a problem that should be much easier for the towns people to solve on their own. Make a wish, understand that not every wish get's granted and continue to pursue the wish on your own because of this. Since they need a problem they have to shoehorn in the physical wish orbs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was the movie woke?
      Were the characters annoying?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >woke
        The important characters were mostly women, and the whole cast is racial diverse but that's about it.
        >annoying
        Yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Were the songs good at least?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They were fine, the ones that were ok were pretty generic, and the ones that were bad very bad. Like this one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can really tell it was written by a 30 year old Womanchild.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              at least it's not as bad as the one from the little negress movie where the chain-smoking asiatic starts rapping, but this is just awful

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why does it feel like this was written by an ESL? The lyrics feel awkwardly crammed into the melody and the stress is on random syllables

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too brown lad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So was there any reason for it to be set in Moor-occupied Spain?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, I'm not a history buff but they were emphasizing that the land was very diverse and would allow people from all walks of life to come. Maybe Al-Andalus was like that? I only listen but I assume all the visuals and architecture looked like Moorish stuff so maybe the animators had a hard on for that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they were emphasizing that the land was very diverse and would allow people from all walks of life to come.
          Occupiers have a habit of doing that, just look at the likes of whites going to Canada and Australia, becoming the majority, and then claiming the country is very diverse.

          Can you imagine Disney making Pocahontas like this, the Governor being the good guy and saying he has come to create diversity?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't diverse. It was an elite of the arab conquerors ruling the natives. But americans, especially american blacks, love to say al andalus was diverse and that moors were black so that's why they picked that setting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None what so ever. Could've told the same story anywhere in the world with same result.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        j*wish subversion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The lesson is to stop depending on the king

      >The movie's mediocre success relies heavily on the king.

      Mixed messages right there, Disney.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the King really that interesting as a character? I have the feeling people here are vastly overselling him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As a villain he is horrible, as a character? Above avarage.

          The rest of the cast is just too shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think critics are giving mixed reviews? It seems like the typica anti-christian anti white girlboss fantasy leftists love

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's the only likeable character of the movie. The idiots at Disney rejected all the good ideas they had and made the most forgetable generic shit they could.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One's way easier to turn into a plush and slap on merch. I look forward to that star being the new layer of landfill in a year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet they'll get rich selling Asha's dolls.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't they know kids are obsessed with magical boys?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Boys are dumb and love interests aren't welcome anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's crazy because online shipping culture is wild.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit.

            Eh, I don't know if the former version was better. The Star-Wizard is basically just Aladdin's Genie but handsome.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ugh yeah a little plushie is so much more interesting and less cliche

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both ideas are crap, it should have been a magic wand and that's it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, everyone would have gone insane about a disnefied Little Prince. He would have been an instant favourite just like Magnifico.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would have been the same crap as with Kristoff. Just an accessory for the female protagonist, and that's it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you’re a feminist stfu

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why does that exist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rule 34 of the internet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you wished it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Motherfucker

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pacing is pretty fast It went from introducing the king less than 10 minutes in and already have him be the antagonist

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brown woman with freckles
    yep i'm thinking it's gooning time

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody will care about this leak because you have to listen to a homosexual redditor who says y'all talking
    disney has nothing to worry about

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Out-loud belly laughed

    Around 70-80
    I got free stuff on the way out 🙂

    >posting your hand
    Come on, don't make it that much easier to identify yourself. I know Cinemaphile trims exif data from posted images but if they keep it in the server, it could get subpoenaed and you're hooked. Hope you get away with it lol. Or maybe they don't give a shit, IDK how mousecorp approaches leaks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these types of things are actually very bad to leak especially if it can be traced, and they get taken down fast. im thinking OP isnt a reviewer but rather just someone whose job wasnt related directly to watching and reviewing the movie OR mouse/someone in this project is slightly leaking it (the childrens book, the sound but no visuals) so they can claim the low views are due to "several leaks".

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I tripping or did she say 'Shalom' 6 minutes in?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the fuck up bigot

      Is there nothing but bigots here? First time here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hola, shalom, salam
      kek, i guess it is diversityville

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, goyim. Pay no attention to the israelite behind the curtain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop noticing goy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you alright frog

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a dumb storyline.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the moral of the story meant to be? You should fulfil everyone's requests?
    the job of the government is to give everyone what they ask for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's about not depending on someone else to grant your wishes, but make your own wishes come true. (this will be reflected in decreased guest service experience at Disney properties and self service kiosks)

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no CLOD, no ticket purchase from me

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even get invited for these

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'd have to pay me to watch it

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose John Lasseter
    >all Disney films are shit
    Surprise surprise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't their original animated movies do well? who else did they fire that was key to their non pixar operations?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting in epic bread

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact the Wish is set in a diverse utopia and people STILL aren't happy and need to make more wishes says a lot....

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's an original movie and not a live action remake.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Disney simply make good movies instead?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too late, they're infected to the core by ESG and DIE

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >consooming disneyshit past the age of 12
    OP is a failure of a life like the rest of the cucks watching these movies
    >inb4 muh kids watch them
    you fags don't have kids

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