Probably like the original version where she's crazy and only thinks she's from another world and fighting monsters. It leads to Carl getting horribly mutated. And then some grotesque monster shows up and everyone thinks that Star was actually telling the truth only for the monster to just calmly say that he's never seen that girl before and that he was there to present world peace and the cure to all diseases. Then Star chainsaws him and he catches on fire. The gang just go back into their house as literal Hell breaks loose and the episode ends.
>lives alone >works outta da house >has sex with prostitutes every week >drives 2Wycked >dies in glorious fashion before mistakes catch up with him
The dream
Various kinds of trash yes
But the same detritus you can find in any nation. Part of why aqua teen is funny, the low class antics are inherently relatable anywhere in the western world whether its trailer trash, ghetto dwellers, or gypsies the behaviors and mentalities are universal.
>But the same detritus you can find in any nation.
Sorry to let you know this anon but you don't find nearly as much or any of that kind of trashy living everywhere. Former cold war eastern Europe has plenty, third world and developing countries have plenty, but in civilized first world countries America is weird for just how much trash it has due to a lack of social programs and actual infrastructure. We don't get those because big government bad social programs share syllables with socialism and are therefore bad, and the trash are programmed to hate these things so they'll keep being trash.
>but in civilized first world countries America is weird for just how much trash it has
No its not you're just not looking. Every western euro nation has a comparable amount of both urban and rural trash.
>Its the lack of social programs and infrastructures fault that despite the trash can 10 feet from the trash the you know who's cannot be bothered.
No its sort of the 80 IQ that keeps them from being able to fit into society. Why the more of them you're around/breed despite being on more social programs then the people they are wronging the country gets worse.
>Yuropoors salty about not being able to dig a massive hole to get around their neighbor's extremely high-tech security system so they can use their above-ground pool without their permission
what a miserable existence
Next time some anon is complaining to you about all the gays and liberals in american cities and how great and wholesome small town rural america is, just remember: they're the ones who live like this. They don't know any different or anything better, they think they are normal, and they validate this by complaining about how awful cities are though they've never been.
And when you call them out on this they instantly start putting together a rant about a city in California because they don't know anything else.
Anon small town rural america looks the same as crumbling rust belt cities. One of the main things about the rust belt is that due to the decline of industry and population decline, there's really not much difference at all beyond there being more metal to rust.
>Northern New Jersey >Small town rural America
I'm cracking the frick up at this post
Anon small town rural america looks the same as crumbling rust belt cities. One of the main things about the rust belt is that due to the decline of industry and population decline, there's really not much difference at all beyond there being more metal to rust.
>everyone else is playing along and having fun >seething pod person comes in and takes it literally, believes xe is in good company, attempts to dump on the heckin chuds
Really wish these election tourists would go back to twitter already
>That episode where Frylock moves out and Shake burns styrofoam for warmth while Meatwad rubs rotting raw chicken in his eyes
Just glad my life never got that bad.
Yeah. You don't have a giant spool near your front door?
In the 70s/80s/90s those made really cheap tables (free). We rolled one into my friend's basement and played Risk on it.
Yeah they were so common when I was growing up my dumbass thought they were just tables. Not until I was like 16 someone told me what they are
Oh, very much. Favorite cartoon.
New Jersey is a fricking hellhole. But I think it's a pretty great place.
I wonder what a ATHF style Star Butterfly knock off would look like? How would she interact with the gang?
Probably like the original version where she's crazy and only thinks she's from another world and fighting monsters. It leads to Carl getting horribly mutated. And then some grotesque monster shows up and everyone thinks that Star was actually telling the truth only for the monster to just calmly say that he's never seen that girl before and that he was there to present world peace and the cure to all diseases. Then Star chainsaws him and he catches on fire. The gang just go back into their house as literal Hell breaks loose and the episode ends.
>he doesn't have a door shaped exactly like him
Next thing you'll tell me your things don't explode if they fall on the ground.
Bet he doesn't even have a b***hing cart like this
When I was a teen I thought carl was a fricking loser. Now I realize he was living the dream
Single. Old. Happy as frick. Probably one of the best characters in animation just because of that.
>Now I realize he was living the dream
>Gets maimed every episode he's in
If you say so
>lives alone
>works outta da house
>has sex with prostitutes every week
>drives 2Wycked
>dies in glorious fashion before mistakes catch up with him
The dream
Don't forget he gets raped by a hand banana dog multiple times. Is that also a part of the dream?
It is if you're a white woman.
>constantly having sex
I see no downsides
Bachelor and homeowner with a b***hin' ride.
I used to think Beavis and Butthead was the best cartoon ever. Now it's tied with ATHF. Both shows master the art of shitposting
You call that shitposting?
Men take several years to grow. You'll understand in the future.
I don't think food would survive this long in an average American home
Various kinds of trash yes
But the same detritus you can find in any nation. Part of why aqua teen is funny, the low class antics are inherently relatable anywhere in the western world whether its trailer trash, ghetto dwellers, or gypsies the behaviors and mentalities are universal.
>But the same detritus you can find in any nation.
Sorry to let you know this anon but you don't find nearly as much or any of that kind of trashy living everywhere. Former cold war eastern Europe has plenty, third world and developing countries have plenty, but in civilized first world countries America is weird for just how much trash it has due to a lack of social programs and actual infrastructure. We don't get those because big government bad social programs share syllables with socialism and are therefore bad, and the trash are programmed to hate these things so they'll keep being trash.
>but in civilized first world countries America is weird for just how much trash it has
No its not you're just not looking. Every western euro nation has a comparable amount of both urban and rural trash.
>Its the lack of social programs and infrastructures fault that despite the trash can 10 feet from the trash the you know who's cannot be bothered.
No its sort of the 80 IQ that keeps them from being able to fit into society. Why the more of them you're around/breed despite being on more social programs then the people they are wronging the country gets worse.
FAST FOOD AND GANG VIOLENCE
People in the urban North East US do at least.
t. Lives here.
Yes
Yeah, i have a door with my exactly own shape
>euros seething over being unable to deepfry an entire goddamn cow you filled with cheese
Scotland probably does that
>Yuropoors salty about not being able to dig a massive hole to get around their neighbor's extremely high-tech security system so they can use their above-ground pool without their permission
what a miserable existence
I presently am living this way.
Next time some anon is complaining to you about all the gays and liberals in american cities and how great and wholesome small town rural america is, just remember: they're the ones who live like this. They don't know any different or anything better, they think they are normal, and they validate this by complaining about how awful cities are though they've never been.
And when you call them out on this they instantly start putting together a rant about a city in California because they don't know anything else.
>Northern New Jersey
>Small town rural America
I'm cracking the frick up at this post
Anon small town rural america looks the same as crumbling rust belt cities. One of the main things about the rust belt is that due to the decline of industry and population decline, there's really not much difference at all beyond there being more metal to rust.
>everyone else is playing along and having fun
>seething pod person comes in and takes it literally, believes xe is in good company, attempts to dump on the heckin chuds
Really wish these election tourists would go back to twitter already
We saw your first few posts, you're not fooling anyone.
NJ is a blue state and houses like ATHF are common sight in coastal cities and suburbs
Minus the repeated break-ins by random aliens and monsters, I think they actually live better than some people
Frylock's definitely content with it.
>That episode where Frylock moves out and Shake burns styrofoam for warmth while Meatwad rubs rotting raw chicken in his eyes
Just glad my life never got that bad.
I'm pretty much Carl though.
>2 bedroom/ 0 bath
That pile of clothes in the hallway is ruined
Gentleman, behold
I have turned myself into a pickle
Bahahahahah
Deet deet deet deet! Who else likes saying deet?
>Implying that New Jersey is part of America...
Yes, we are literally sentient fast food.
New Jersians do
Source: New Jersian.