Do girls like this even exist? This character archetype always feels like a male power fantasy. 1/2

Do girls like this even exist?
This character archetype always feels like a male power fantasy
1/2

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2/2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they do, I had girlfriend just like this in highschool right down to the messy unkept hair and the braces and the lisp and the huge tits.
      Only she was half as tall as what's depicted here and she cut herself.
      Pretty good taste in vidya too, made me feel like a casual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one is retarded, who bends over like that to reach something so low to the ground, he could have drawn an ass-shot just as good with her squatting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who bends over like that to reach something so low to the ground
        people who want to be rammed in the ass until they pass out

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the dork on the couch is clearly too short to fuck her like that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            only if he's too retarded to use a stepstool

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is a retarded set up he could have just drawn her on all fours

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or squatting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those all actual games? I'm not taking my pants off otherwise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          (again)

          Remove your pants without worry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        (again)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remove your pants without worry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my much younger girlfriend to a tee, except a redhead. This is us every night only instead of barely holding my spaghetti I'm dozing off because I had a long day at work.

      Probably. Some luck and you can get some girl with a nice body and on the spectrum enough to be a failure. I used to follow this flat chested girl on instagram that posted so many stupid shit and was tricked in to doing such lewd things because she was clearly on the spectrum but was functional enough to act normal outside how retarded she acted.

      I wound't count on finding them on the wild, tho. Maybe if you look hard enough on feminine spaces where girls actually visit you may find some very stupid girls in to your hobbies, but it would take you years and years and when you do, chances are she already has at least a few dozen thirst losers orbiting her already.

      Mine's on the spectrum too. If left to her own devices she'd turn my house into pigsty, I keep her in line with the threat of breaking up and kicking her out back to her mother. An autistic little housewife, I love het to pieces.
      She's a regular on AO3.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's your age difference you pedo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le hecking pedorino
          She's 22
          It's a 15 year age gap

          [...]
          YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! DORITOS ARE GOD'S GIFT TO HUMANITY!

          I prefer popcorn for a couch snack. My girlfriend likes mixing in M&M's in there

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            a LITERALLY UNDERAGE 22--year-old?!

            nice

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chocolate and pop corn
            FUCKING YUCK!
            she really is autistic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            I know this is fake but still gay as fuck. Go to sleep gramps.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keep her in line with the threat of breaking up and kicking her out back to her mother
        That's fucking cruel borderline emotional abuse, anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is obligated to be a sugar daddy for a lazy retard, little lady.
          >fucking cruel borderline emotional abuse
          Lmao go back to cry on reddit when someone screams at you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you're a lazy slob I will not feed and shelter you and will end our relationship
          >this is emotional abuse

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all, it's the "bare minimum" like they say. And she enjoys it, it's a low pressure enviroment where she can complete tasks at her own pace. Spread it throught the day or rush it in a couple of hours. I also ask of her to stay in shape and not put on weight. It's nothing too unreasonable.

          [...]
          how'd you meet her?

          Random encounter at a bar where she was having a horrible time, dragged there by her roommate. I took her out of there for burgers and the rest is history. Back then she still had braces, she was so adorable, like an abandoned puppy.

          >chocolate and pop corn
          FUCKING YUCK!
          she really is autistic

          It's honestly pretty good, the contrast between flavors and textures works really well. She tried it with jellybeans and skittles too, now that shit was disgusting. She's got a really bad sweettooth, it's why I can trust her to do our groceries and only let het pick 2 items when we go.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le hecking pedorino
        She's 22
        It's a 15 year age gap

        [...]
        I prefer popcorn for a couch snack. My girlfriend likes mixing in M&M's in there

        how'd you meet her?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You love taking about your age gap, autistic girlfriend, don't you. This is like the third time I've seen you mention your relationship. Now I'm starting to think you're just trolling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le hecking pedorino
        She's 22
        It's a 15 year age gap

        [...]
        I prefer popcorn for a couch snack. My girlfriend likes mixing in M&M's in there

        Not at all, it's the "bare minimum" like they say. And she enjoys it, it's a low pressure enviroment where she can complete tasks at her own pace. Spread it throught the day or rush it in a couple of hours. I also ask of her to stay in shape and not put on weight. It's nothing too unreasonable.

        [...]
        Random encounter at a bar where she was having a horrible time, dragged there by her roommate. I took her out of there for burgers and the rest is history. Back then she still had braces, she was so adorable, like an abandoned puppy.

        [...]
        It's honestly pretty good, the contrast between flavors and textures works really well. She tried it with jellybeans and skittles too, now that shit was disgusting. She's got a really bad sweettooth, it's why I can trust her to do our groceries and only let het pick 2 items when we go.

        >autistic
        >22
        >braces
        bro, are you a groomer?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lust-inducing images AND nonsensical gender politics
      quality bait OP, truly a testament to how far the artform has come.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this artist ever do actual lewds or is it all just endless tease?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >JD art

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first girlfriend got really deep into Dark Souls 1 pvp. It got really fucking annoying towards the end of our relationship because all she wanted to do when we hung out was smoke pot, play video games, and watch TV.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You got out at a good time, anon
        Fempotheads ALWAYS end up fat

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I put up with five years of a semi-medicated bipolar girl threatening to OD on klonopin during dead of night phone calls. If anything I put up with that bullshit for WAY too long.
          The funniest part is she dropped her chemistry degree for a fucking video game design degree and outside of the school project that got dumped onto steam, I’ve yet to see her get any other credits to her name. She was fantastic at art though. Pretty sure she’s still living with her parents since the only job Ive known her to hold was one I got her (managed a sandwich shop at the time) and she barely lasted a month.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've known two girls like this.
      Both were on the spectrum, both were hot.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Law of probability dictates yes, all women feel like power fantasies for men to fuck because fetishism is applicable to any and all of them no matter what, same thing when women fetishize all types of men even if one's are rarer than others.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they do. You'll never see one IRL though since they never leave their houses due to staying inside playing video games and eating Doritos all day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doritos taste like shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not liking Doritos

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but doritos are just bad, there are much better chips out there

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doritos only tastes good when dipped.

            YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! DORITOS ARE GOD'S GIFT TO HUMANITY!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              shapes are better and I will kill people to prove this point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not if I kill you first, Doritos hater

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its on bitch, post address and we can duel to the death in armour with swords or pistols, youre choice

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ruffles easily clear Doritos I'm afraid.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doritos only tastes good when dipped.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s wrong with male power fantasy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It comes at the expense of women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cum at the expense of women.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It comes at the expense of women
        how that? what expense?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It cums, i.e. ejaculates inside women. The expense is that the women get pregnant.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        a fair cost

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fantasy
        >at the expense of women
        The fact that women are so frequently incapable of understanding the difference between fantasy and reality is the number one reason so many of them are unhappy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I've seen radfems use what are very clearly edgy memes to pretend "those depraved males are so evil!" as if they were genuine.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all these replies to some /LULZ/ guy larping as a feminist as bait
        kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if it was true that would still be fine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing a man having a fantasy costs women is attention, you retarded homosexual.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well life itself comes at the expense of women you don't want to stop th-

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it? What women are harmed in the production of fiction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s wrong with male power fantasy?

        >tfw no girl into being sexually debased 24/7
        All I want is to keep you in the house in loose soft clothing, and fuck you as much as I want, as in four times a day minimum, and I get to choke you and call you a slampig and pull your hair. Or we just fap to more extreme shit together like guro and I bite you and talk about eating you, or e-boi and hmofa stuff.

        Just the basics. Satisfy me sexually and be a piece of consistency in my life at home, and I’ll endure any bullshit job to keep you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real ansser is that it ultimately makes you more miserable by conditioning you to a perfect scenario that simply doesn't exist in reality, rather than driving you to do anything real to get into a relationship

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is only true if you're a retard who can't separate fantasy from reality, which coincidentally is the number one reason zoomers are overwhelmingly miserable retards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you feel the need to indulge into fantasy a lot that means you're unhappy with your life either way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you feel the need to indulge into fantasy
            Your post reeks of insecurity. Normal people don't worry about shit like this, they have their fantasies and live their lives. Seek help.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Normal people don't fantasize about things like pic related. And if they do, that means they're unsatisfied with something in their life. This might be uncomfortable to admit, I know it was for me, but there's a cause and effect for everything.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                schizo or schizo woman

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything I said is sound and logical. A person who thinks they're in control of their addiction is not necessarily actually in control, especially if they keep coming back to this addiction. But I probably AM talking to an addict right now so of course you will deny everything.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >now it's an addiction

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Coming back to the same fantasy about a perfect relationship over and over again isn't an addiction?

                schizo woman, got it thank you for clarifying

                You're unwilling to have a good-faith discussion about this, just throwing around labels because considering my words at face value even for a moment would make you feel uncomfortable.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you will find a man one day, as long as you put out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, yes, anon, everyone who says something you don't understand is a woman.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                schizo woman, got it thank you for clarifying

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that means they're unsatisfied with something in their life
                That's basically what all fantasies are, autist or not

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, you shouldn't get into real relationship, it is a scam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear you homosexuals can't imagine a non-fiction world. Is my dying reality dark comedy fantasy conditioning me to a centuries gender war rather then being a simp/mgtow/monk/mra/feminist in real life?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know full well what kind of fantasy I mean.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. Men have their fantasies and women sure as fuck have theirs. The only issues for either side is when they can't tell apart reality and fantasies.

      Male spergs that want the hot, beautiful, and convenientely virgin woman that will be eternally submissive, faithful, and lustful exclusively to a man with no looks, career, social skills, or money are just as delusional and retarded as the run-of-the-mill women that want a 6'3 underwear model hunk that makes 300k a year and will keep them as a trophy wife with all expenses paid forever and are unwilling to "settle" for less.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >300k a year
        That boils down to 25k a month, you're still thinking too small

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Male spergs that want the hot, beautiful, and convenientely virgin woman that will be eternally submissive, faithful, and lustful exclusively to a man with no looks, career, social skills, or money
        Is it still a tall ask if you're the guy you described, but without the unrealistic expectations for towards women?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you're physically unable to be within 10m of a woman due to some extremely severe social anxiety, it's hard but not impossible.
          Everytime I've met some major leauge giga-autist who by all accounts should be unfuckable, they've managed to pull some tail eventually.

          There's 4 billion women on the planet. By all accounts, you should be able to fuck at least one

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a power fantasy, just a sexual fantasy. The male character is meek and isnt exerting any dominance or power over anything or anybody. It's just a bit of a pathetic sexual fantasy of hanging out with really hot chicks who like your hobby even though you have the very undesirable looks and personality of that character

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dated a girl who beaten DMC 3-4 on DMD, read Old Man Logan and ate junk food.
    She was an insecure bitch tho. Cute, but a bitch

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure there are actual living women who are exactly like [insert your niche fetish here] but their numbers are extremely small. In this case the first obstacle is most of the actual gamer girls are ugly, fat and unkempt. Second issue is they are not into guys like you because they fantasize about the hot guys in games and not the losers. Third is even if they are perfect and they are into you they are almost definitely mentally ill and unbearable.
    I'm sure there are unicorns but you will never be that lucky.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what slave game trainer is she from

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a porn game. She is from the first episode of the nu-Larry games. Game is meh but she is perfect. Nerdy asian girl who likes to cosplay in bed, very kinky and she is of course into losers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nu-Larry
          Weren't those cancer?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had like 10 girlfriends like this. They all looked pretty hot and they read spider-man and played crash bandicoot and read fantasy books and listened to me metal and played touhou and read poetry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I had like 10 girlfriends

      yeah ok

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I had like 10 girlfriends like this
      Teach us oh one who is wise in the ways of women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superior genes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blessed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's simple:
        Step 1: Be tall

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swear the height shit is way overblown

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It mostly is. You just have to not be short. 5'8" is like the bare minimum to not be completely overlooked by the majority of women.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It mostly is
              >But you HAVE to be le green giant or else you will be spat on and ostracized and never be happy
              Oh go fuck off and be epically blackpilled on the appropriate containment boards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5'8" is a giant
                lol
                lmao
                bro I'm sorry you're a midget but reality is reality

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just further convincing me I was right and you just want to make others feel hopeless because you get some weird enjoyment out of being a crab in this shithole bucket

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what to tell you dude, being below average height is by definition being short.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being short does not sentence you to eternal loneliness, this is just a very convenient excuse to avoid addressing what's really turning women off. Think about it, we're posting on Cinemaphile, I don't think we're very socially adjusted.
                This is the part where you post some tweet, tinder screencap or tiktok webm to deflect, because as we all know, attention whoring retards on social media perfectly represent reality.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one purposely misinterpreting what was said (or you're just retarded, that's also likely). Never said being short excluded you from getting a girl, it just makes it harder in general.

                You interpreted me saying that 5'8" is the general cutoff for what most women consider not being short as me saying you have to be super tall or you're foreveralone, I assume because you're 5'3" and insecure about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one purposely being disingenuous. Using terms like "bare minimum", it doesn't matter if you weasel "majority" in there, you know what you're implying. You didn't just say they don't consider it tall, you said they'd overlook you, as if you get isolated. And acting like it's a hurdle implies people need to jump it. How do you jump the hurdle of not being tall? That literal femur breaker surgery that leaves you in chronic pain the rest of your life for a few extra inches? I don't care if I sound like a sperging homosexual, height shit is to men what anorexic/bulimic shit is to women. Unless you're literally Warwick-sized from some chromosome error, your chances aren't as fucked as you think they are if you just behave like a decent person, and smug retards like you who peddle the blackpill narrative trying to make everyone feel as broken and miserable as you do can suck my balls.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but you sound mad God gave you the short end of the stick in life.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this level of autism is genuinely worrisome, you should talk to someone

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro, pointing out that in general women prefer taller men is not supporting it, it's just observing reality. Calm down guy, being an angry manlet is just supporting the stereotype

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, maybe women don't avoid short guys because they're short, maybe they avoid them because this is how they react to finding out that they're short

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I'm 5'5, you dont get women because you are a insecure cuck

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >short guy with a short temper

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le angry manlet
                Really living up to the stereotype, huh?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                put me in the screencap

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn didnt know napoleon is in this thread sorry josephine cheated for some tall prussian

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How do you jump the hurdle of not being tall?
                By having a good personality, aka the opposite of what you're doing right now little guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                based and true, the blue-pilled can do naught but cope and seethe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone can get onto you for sperging out, but everyone just calling you a seething manlet is the saddest form of abuse. It's like saying "Well, he beats you but at least he takes care of you," to a battered wife. Of course we seethe, women are brutal now about it instead of being somewhat realistic about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But no one refuted his claim, how is it different from bulimia?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >5'8" is like the bare minimum
              >meanwhile me being 5'2"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry, Anon.

                I'm not even trolling you, I guinely am sorry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5'2"
                Oof. I'm sorry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consider moving to Vietnam

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm black as well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just become a comedian and lean into being a manlet, it worked for Kevin Hart

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Consider moving to the congo or papua. Theyre probably not the same flavour of black as you are and are poor as hell thirdies who $10 dollars a year but you will be the tallest of the bunch

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh hey, we have gary coleman's stunt double

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I ain’t no fortunate one.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                What this anon said. Look in places outside the US, like Munchkinland.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              5’7” here, this has not been my experience. A good face, good hair and the ability to convince women you want to fuck that you don’t want to fuck them will take you a long way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is the first of several hurdles to overcome.
            If a girl needs to look up to talk to you then it's a start, if she can look straight or even worse down to talk to you ITS OVER

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody will care with your height if you are a ugly fuck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you replied to here, Im very glad Im over 6 feet tall. I still get no bitches but maybe because I never actually bothered to do that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            being tall doesn't actually help with getting women that much all other things being equally autistic, being short just makes it harder

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              First hurdle, bro.
              You tripped on the second and third

              damn what are the other hurdles?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                autism, mostly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                good thing im neurotypical and dont really fit into Cinemaphile

                Well, one of the hurdles is to stop listening to relationship advice on fucking Cinemaphile, a place full of jaded cynical people who will bring themselves and you down.

                They would never lie to me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Liars? On Cinemaphile? Perish the thought

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, one of the hurdles is to stop listening to relationship advice on fucking Cinemaphile, a place full of jaded cynical people who will bring themselves and you down.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That isn't true, 6'2 junkies have women follow them around with the "I can fix him" excuse. Literally every tall guy I know has 4 or 5 girls on booty call.
              I'm 5'8 people openly mock me in public.
              I get overcharged for stuff, get paid less and store employees act like I struck them for asking where something is.
              Being short is a life sentence of suffering and torment, I would kill myself in an instant if it wasn't for the fear of death.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just get a qt autisma like this

                Not at all, it's the "bare minimum" like they say. And she enjoys it, it's a low pressure enviroment where she can complete tasks at her own pace. Spread it throught the day or rush it in a couple of hours. I also ask of her to stay in shape and not put on weight. It's nothing too unreasonable.

                [...]
                Random encounter at a bar where she was having a horrible time, dragged there by her roommate. I took her out of there for burgers and the rest is history. Back then she still had braces, she was so adorable, like an abandoned puppy.

                [...]
                It's honestly pretty good, the contrast between flavors and textures works really well. She tried it with jellybeans and skittles too, now that shit was disgusting. She's got a really bad sweettooth, it's why I can trust her to do our groceries and only let het pick 2 items when we go.

                guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm 6'5" so that wouldn't work for him
                One of her favorite things about is that in BEEG(she pronounces it that way, "beeeeeg") and make her feel small and protected.

                That isn't true, 6'2 junkies have women follow them around with the "I can fix him" excuse. Literally every tall guy I know has 4 or 5 girls on booty call.
                I'm 5'8 people openly mock me in public.
                I get overcharged for stuff, get paid less and store employees act like I struck them for asking where something is.
                Being short is a life sentence of suffering and torment, I would kill myself in an instant if it wasn't for the fear of death.

                Sorry, bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *I'm BEEG
                Her 'tism is rubbing off on me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just rub off on her, it'll balance out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ever think that maybe the issue is you're a neurotic bundle of insecurity and they're just more confident in general?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well if he is that stems from us living in an Assemblywoman era. All the hoes form a group and just pick and choose good looking guys to share and don't settle down until they're busted. Leaving the other 80% upset and feeling like there's something wrong with them when there's not. I know I'm just spouting new age dating terms and statistics, and while it's cliche it's the truth and if you want to call the sky green then go ahead. I will admit that it's better to go "Eh, fuck these hoes. Too much work," rather than go psycho about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ree being short is LE BAD
                >5'8
                the problem is inside your head

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m literally a 6’3” former cokehead and the last woman I interacted with was a fat furfag girl that was legit romantically interested in dogs. Thank god I never met that disgusting cunt in person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 5'8, overweight, masturbate, and love to hate, but even I've been on a date.
                Maybe you're just ugl

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is the first of several hurdles to overcome.
            If a girl needs to look up to talk to you then it's a start, if she can look straight or even worse down to talk to you ITS OVER

            First hurdle, bro.
            You tripped on the second and third

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's an esoteric combination of factors that can best be described as "vibe" or "aura"
              >he looks scary
              >he feels desperate
              >he seems mysterious
              >this one ain't right
              >dreamy
              Stuff like that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw 5'10 and have dates and sex regularly.
          Height can suck my dick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            5'10" is on the lower end of what most women consider tall, so you're good

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >5'10
            >short
            Are you a nord?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being short does not sentence you to eternal loneliness, this is just a very convenient excuse to avoid addressing what's really turning women off. Think about it, we're posting on Cinemaphile, I don't think we're very socially adjusted.
            This is the part where you post some tweet, tinder screencap or tiktok webm to deflect, because as we all know, attention whoring retards on social media perfectly represent reality.

            Depends on the country too
            5'10 is perfectly fine on south america or asia
            In the netherlands that would get you laughed at

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not being fat is way more important. But having extremely low standards is more important than anything else.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd fuck literally anything and I still get zero matches.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dating apps put you on a spam account list and actually prevent matches if you just swipe “YES” to every account presented to you anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually swipe no to girls I feel are out of my league. That means most of them. I just swipe yes to the grossest slampigs I can find for that exact reason and I still get nothing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slampigs think they're worth more than they are, it's like a gross bitch dunning-kruger effect. You gotta swipe the normal looking girls who probably have low self-esteem

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because of le ebin THICC meem

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some girls put their Snapchat accounts on their tinder profiles. Try following them there.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong on first, correct on second.
            t. low standard haver

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not being fat is literally the most important thing.
            Source: lost weight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You slut.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 tomboy girlfriends
      I kneel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they all smoke weed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and they knew karate, and they were all my cousins, and secretly futas

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they were all dogs too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >had
      Wow, can't believe you had it good and fucked it up that many times.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that many times.
        they were all at the same time

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no women hate video games because they get attention from men

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They exist but there's a 49.5% chance each for them being fat or smelling like cat pee. Hot bod console dork gfs that are otherwise normal get snatched up by guys quick (friend bagged one as soon as they met and has a kid now)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They exist but there's a 49.5% chance each for them being fat or smelling like cat pee.
      Unfortunate truth, I remember several girls back in school who seemed like they were probably pretty much like this, but all seemed to have pretty poor hygiene. What a fucked up world we live in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smelling like cat pee
      >Hey Anonia, wanna take a shower together? Like right now I brought soap.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read this as Antonia, the aspie girl fro MadTV
        >my cat"th name is Theethee

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are real, but once you realize that they just have poor hygiene it's not cute anymore.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do but it’s an act. They are called streamers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's more than they start out sincere but then get overwhelmed by all the attention and become regular grifters.
      Like Cecilia turning into Miss Heed

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably. Some luck and you can get some girl with a nice body and on the spectrum enough to be a failure. I used to follow this flat chested girl on instagram that posted so many stupid shit and was tricked in to doing such lewd things because she was clearly on the spectrum but was functional enough to act normal outside how retarded she acted.

    I wound't count on finding them on the wild, tho. Maybe if you look hard enough on feminine spaces where girls actually visit you may find some very stupid girls in to your hobbies, but it would take you years and years and when you do, chances are she already has at least a few dozen thirst losers orbiting her already.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >POWER fantasy
    Retarded buzzword filled brain, where is the POWER part exactly?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my wife play game together. She mostly only play normie shit like League of Legend though, i try not to play it too much because it is kinda hard having smex after screaming "retard" at eachother

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is a hatefuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something BPD people love

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not assfucking your wife while calling her a retard as punishment for throwing
        sad

        Nah she is petty as fuck. No lovie, no titties

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not assfucking your wife while calling her a retard as punishment for throwing
      sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't get turned on by being called a retard by a gamer girl

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this kind of relation with my bf. He even likes cartoons and comics as well!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot, pretty, well endowed woman that is conveniently out of reach of other people and is unaware of her own sex appeal
    It's not a power fantasy, just a standard sex fantasy

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    big titty girls?
    sure big titty girls that like nerdy stuff? statistically they exist, but you have better chances of finding a marble sized diamond on the street than one

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no real girls are there?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the female autism board

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Troons aren't female, just autistic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to have autism anymore

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought /cgl/ was the female autism board.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Cinemaphile and /soc/ and the yaoi board

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            there are exactly zero women on Cinemaphile, it is 100% fast food lardasses and /misc/ schizos spamming about sneed oils

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile is 100% the secondary yaoi board

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then explain the several lewd cosplay threads?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Autistic girls are perverts.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vendetta posting, it's technically against the rules but when the jannies choose to ignore a rule it defacto ceases to be a rule.
            Like /k/ and their undying shill support for Ukraine in the war, even when the rules state the board is apolitical and current wars are not to be discussed

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't believe for a second that this is your only issue with this, Russian shill.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What in the fuck is vendetta posting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Let's say you're a woman who posts in /cgl/
                Let's say you know another woman who you hate because she's cuter than you, or because she makes better costumes than you, or she has a boyfriend and you don't, or she's got better number on her socials, or any other reason
                You want her to be roasted so you post her on /cgl/ so all the other catty cunts dogpile on her and you feel better about yourself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The problem is, the men there go
                >unf nice.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Admitting you're a guy can get you banned in that shithole

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Admitting you're a guy can get you banned in that shithole
                Really?
                The board's a female safespace?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not supposed to be but they treat it as such, it's almost as severe as the yuri board

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women don't use this site retard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They do.
                Who else is posting in funbag fridays?
                Men like big burly bears, not top-heavy twats. Ergo women propagate funbag fridays.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad sex-haver here. I ma having sex right now with a man that looks just like the guy in the OP. Not posting pics of courser. I have sex 4 times every hour, oh yeah.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls aren't even real.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife’s like this only I can’t get her to play Mortal Kombat with me she just likes those gay JRPGs and Zelda.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I wasn't a virgin.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the "power" aspect here?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Power Fantasy? Or just a Fantasy?
    A power fantasy is something like Doomguy, where the audience can pretend that they’d be so strong and cool if the opportunity arose.
    Dreaming about meeting someone who shares your interests and hobbies, and doesn’t mock or belittle you, and enjoys spending time with you, and reciprocates your affections? That’s a fantasy.
    If you want to have a meaningful discourse, don’t start by applying the wrong term.

  26. 3 months ago
    Boco

    Girls are just an urban legend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the 2000s anon, now straight men are rare.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think all women deserve to be beaten.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    From my experience I can say nerdy vidya girls that don't wear a lot of clothes do exist. However, they are either a hottie streamer or Onlyfans whore that plays up the image for payouts, or they are a dumpy landwhale with issues out the ass. There is no in-between.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think me being short is that much of a gimp and I don't think I'm even that ugly since I've had girls interested in me before, enough to go to dates with, anyway, but I'm so inhumanly autistic and unable to hold a face to face conversation that no woman is willing to put up with so I'm going to die a virgin and there's literally nothing I can do about it.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they absolutely exist, and they get locked down in a borderline or fully abusive relationship by some marginal loser who's desperate to keep her, and then she grows fat and unhappy before finally getting a stupid haircut and fucking a woman or a black guy who'd fuck a bag of cream cheese or cutting her tits off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds like a whole lotta stuff you need to work out, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Work out my eyeballs? They work just fine

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT too much homosexualry and not enough sexy nerds

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably in some of the dark corners in the world

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

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    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody gives a fuck about the goddamn sticky anon. its not even a part of the rules of the board. which is as follows
      >1. All weaponry is welcome. Military vehicles/knives/other weapons are included, this board isn't just for firearms!
      Point to where it excludes discussing wars anon. If anything the stupider “””rule””” is disallowing the discussion of gun control. But thats just a holdover from when moot tried to contain /misc/niggatry to their own shithole board. hiroshimoot gives zero fucking shits about even pretending to care about quality which is why we have Cinemaphile as the current state its in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

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        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          /misc/ has a sticky stating no “redpill me on X” topics. Stickies aren’t a part of the rules. You already got BTFO, reposting the same thing because you refuse to understand that stickies are meaningless is your problem, not mine.
          be sure to join intel slava z on grindr for more info.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

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            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

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              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deleted
                KWAB

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% dumb, hot, and oblivious to how attractive they are?

    Maybe in a morman camp or some extremist insular circle.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such things as "girls" anymore.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but they’re either way too young for you or are already taken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jerk doesn't draw porn, he just does suggestive commissions for dudes that commission a lot of porn and hangs out online with a lot of porn artists so he gets banned as if he was a porn artist.

    This particular character is a uglly nerd who has just blossomed pretty much overnight and hasn't really adapted yet. I guess those exist irl for a few months until the newfound social attention gets incorporated into their psyche

    It also means she's probably 14, fwiw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of lewd OCs?

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked a girl I met through an /LULZ/ map.
    Pic related.
    There's girls on this site but I legitimately cannot blame them for not making it known. Besides, who the fuck did you think were making all the SU threads and shit through the years?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is even true... How did it turn out? They a crazy pedo?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was just a summer fling. She definitely had deep issues and I’m 90% sure she was a closeted lesbian or at least bisexually inclined. Couldnt cum because of prior molestation. Nothing I wasn’t used to since my first gf was diagnosed and medicated for bipolar I.

        Are those cutting scars, or is it just a trick of the light?

        anon those are stretch marks. She used to lift. Wish I’d kept those pics of her muscles because they were interesting to see a 4 ft brown girl look absolutely shredded.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I legitimate feel sorry for girls with emotional and mental issues, but sometimes they're just not worth it, specially when they start affecting your own mental health too. Hope your experiences weren't too harrowing and I wish your exes the best wherever they are now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those cutting scars, or is it just a trick of the light?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a male power fantasy
    that's exactly what it is and that's a good thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Male power fantasies are more fun that female power fantasies anyway.
      It's more fun reading about someone who does stuff rather than someone who can get others to do stuff for them while the sit and worry.
      I can, intellectually, understand why women would value social power (the power to move men), but it's really dull.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively they're both lame, but male power fantasies make my dick hard so it gets a pass
        >It's more fun reading about someone who does stuff
        Weirdly enough a lot of male power fantasies still involve the man in a passive role. Fantasies where a cute girl takes the initiative and purses (You) instead of the other way around, like

        >a male power fantasy
        that's exactly what it is and that's a good thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a power fantasy you retard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A fantasy in which I'm not repulsive to exotic woman and have a huge dick is enough for me. Though I should've mentioned it also happens a fuckton in isekai

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would these types be willing to step on you?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5,9
    >kissless, hugless virgin loser all the same
    There's more to a person than height folks

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was drinking last night and shitposting and reminiscing about my highschool sweetheart and thought nothing of it.
    Reading through this thread I never really realized how hard some guys have it, how much they struggle with it on a daily basis. I thought it just came naturally for everybody.
    Sorry guys, you have my sympathy.

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