Do nazguls care about semantics?

Do nazguls care about semantics?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    magic is all about semantics

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. All crazy buffs like immortality come with some stipulation which is the loophole to get around it. Like horcruxes, or Achilles heel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic is israeli in nature. Of course it's gonna be based on the most specific of pilpul.... I mean semantics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have invested in metamagic nazgul

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a dumb piece of dialogue, in a battle renderes completely pointless by the ghost army, who are then rendered pointless because Mordor still has like a million troops. Definitely the weakest of the trilogy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ghost army was best left unseen like it was in the books

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ghost army was best left unseen like it was in the books

      I think the problem is that the ghosts like a re-usable nuke in the movies, but were they really? Maybe they were killable during battle, even if they had floating powers. Also, if the witch king survived he probably could use some insane magic to deal with them, so maybe they had to be unlocked first by eliminating other sources of magic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In the book the Army of the Dead appears and scares away the Umbar pirates from their ships allowing Aragorn and reinforcements from southern Gondor to sail quickly to Minas Tirith and help win the battle.
        >In the movie they are a deus ex machina; sweeping away Sauron's entire army in about 45 seconds like some kind of video game.
        what did Peter Jackson mean by this and the many other additions, subtractions, changes, dialogue spoken by different people, new characters, and new scenes?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In retrospect you can see the problems that would plague the Hobbit starting to build in RotK.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What did Peter Jackson mean by this
          Probably that making Return Of The King 6+ hours long just wasn't practical so he sped things up with convenient ghosts

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. While there are some things to b***h about RoTK for, most notably Denathor and Faramir, the ghosts weren’t one of them.
            To make it book accurate they’d have to establish the minor kingdoms of Gondor, introduce all the Dunedain and Elrond’s children, establish the Umbar as blockaders rather than just reinforcements, then, on top of showing the corsairs getting spooped and overrun, have the battle be an extra ten minutes long to account for Imrahil’s sally, Eomer going on a suicide charge and the reinforcements finally cutting Mordor off.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now post the troony edit so I can leave the thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did they get away with it bros? No way they would be able to do this scene today

      why are you obsessed with trannies?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry stabbed the Witch King with a fancy dagger that fricked him up. Dundain blade? At least in the book he did. He stabbed him in the movie but they never mention what blade he uses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just set him on fire again? It worked when aragorn did it, at least it bought days of time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least in the book
      So non-canon as far Cinemaphile is concerned. Go to Cinemaphile is you want to talk about the books

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        merry stabs him in the movie too, which was the real reason why eowyn could kill him

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    member when this was just a pretty bad ass scene people cheered about in the theatre? that was before 20 years of blue haired hambeast wanna be writer dykes used the trope for everything over and over again

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOLKIEN IS A HACK

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      much better, why didnt they do this so it would be accurate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't say that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez chud Sauron lost. Get over it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merry was a hobbit though, not a man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hobbits were a subspecies of Men

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just get an Elf to kill him then.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        technically it was a sword who killed him not the woman

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The riddle of steel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is what it always meant. "i am no man" was just a little ironic humor, you autists.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to dunk on autists to feel good about himself when he doesn't know what he's talking about
        oh dear, your life must be utterly shit

        "...and not by the hand of man will he fall"

        it's a prophecy about the witch king that he won't be killed by a male that the witch king, in his arrogance, takes to mean he literally can not be killed by a human

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well technically when I said no -ACK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. autist

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you not read or seen MacBeth?
    Semantics are the bane of prophecy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, everyone itt is a literal moron and do not read shakespeare

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes the world of LotR is one where words have power over reality.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    read the books homosexuals, it's a prophecy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >READ THOUSANDS OF PAGES TO GET THE NUANCE BEHIND THIS WOMAN PANDERING
      And I thought capeshitters were pathetic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the purpose of reading books is to better understand their movie adaptations
        a glimpse into the mind of a manchild

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go watch the latest show of the MCU capeshitter. Don't want to miss the timeline

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >angry pajeet misunderstands comment and makes nonsensical reply
            lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'll call him pajeet. That will redeem my favorite capeshit from 20 years ago

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'll imply i'm not a pajeet, sirs, then they will not redeem
                ok apu

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see we dun got ourselves a PECULIAR poo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THOUSANDS OF PAGES
        it's just 1500 mongoloid

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GO READ 1500 PAGES TO GET THE NUANCE OF THIS WOMAN PANDERING

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not thousands of pages, it's 1.5 thousand
          Really anon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the books "man" meant mankind, humans
      a hobbit killed him in the book

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do nazigirls care about semetics?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pandering to edgelord 12yos who want to be nazis
      kwab

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm partially israeli and seeing that made me partially hard. I think you're just gay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >israelite twerking for nazis
          oh dear

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no man can kill me
    >ACTUALLY I'm a woman!
    If my memory serves me right this was used in some other book/myth/legend
    anyone?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lord of the rings?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew some gay was going to make that joke so I put the word "other" in that sentence.
        Sorry you failed the internet today, try next thread

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          lord of the rings?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No man of a woman born can kill MacBeth, but MacDuff was from the womb untimely ripped

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah that was it.
        I remember being extremely annoyed at how dumb that sounds way back in school when we had to read Macbeth. Maybe when it was originally written in old English vocabulary half millennia ago it made more sense because caesarean somehow neglecting "being from a woman" sounds moronic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      No man of a woman born can kill MacBeth, but MacDuff was from the womb untimely ripped

      Said, MacDuff was delivered through cesarean.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone could technically kill the Witch king. It was destined that a woman would kill him, not that he couldn't be killed by anyone else. How do you zoomies not realize this? The Witch king is still a living mortal man (although his life span has been prolonged)

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. his arrogance was his undoing. fpbp, magic is all about semantics.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Shakespeare reference

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moner asscheeks

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clearly mean race of man
    >This shit happens
    My friend who read the books was so pissed off at this in the theaters made me laugh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eowyn laughs in the book and proclaims that she is a woman, so your friend is a moron

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women do.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm I have to name some bad people but I'm out of ideas
    >Nazi Ghouls. Hmm too obvious let's contract these two together.
    >Nazgul. Perfect.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be the witch-king
    >tell the race of men that they cannot kill me
    >lmaoooo omg they actually believe it what a bunch of fkn n00bs

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am no man
    >Yea I know, you are not even a main character, this is bullshit

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringiest line in the trilogy 100%. Would have been hated if it came out today. I also wanted to say series but I forgot that The Hobbit and Rings of Power exist

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW TO BEAT: Witch-king Angmar
    >Be man
    >Nazgul says no man can kill me
    >Say let me see
    >Angmar lets you stab him
    >Identify as woman
    >He dies
    >Identify as man again

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