Do not watch this film. I didn't heed the warnings, but it is genuinely cursed.

Do not watch this film. I didn't heed the warnings, but it is genuinely cursed.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A Copenhagen reviewer [in 1922] was likewise offended by "the satanic, perverted cruelty that blazes out of it, the cruelty we all know has stalked the ages like an evil shaggy beast, the chimera of mankind. But when it is captured, let it be locked up in a cell, either in a prison or a madhouse. Do not let it be presented with music by Wagner or Chopin, [...] to young men and women, who have entered the enchanted world of a movie theatre."[20]

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a horror film. It's very reddit/progressive for its time. It's a movie made to debunk supersititions an religion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using reddit as an adjective

      Please get off of Cinemaphile for a while and learn how to communicate your thoughts properly again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure the religious inquisitors were the bad guys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They were, just formulate your sentences properly then. Don't write like a non-white person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like the kind of thing a heretic would say

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Also it's a very cool fake documentary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a movie about how women are dumb and hysterical. Reddit doesn't like it because it's sexist

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Antichrist but actually about something? How bad could it be? Are there any talking animals in it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty boring. There's a scene of a bunch of guy steaing a corpse from a cemetarr, but don't hate on them, they're not satanists, they just want to make na autopsy and make science progress.
      It's the same shit that the WEF is propagating right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know the world is bigger than just revolving around your little israeli cargo-cult, right?
      We wouldn't have all this satanic freemason/moloch worship homosexualry if it wasn't those fricking semitic religions spreading like a cancer and plunging the West into the Dark Ages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Lars Von Trier film you shitty bot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was just talking about a movie called Antichris, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody worshipped Baal until the israelites took power!
        Lol
        Lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're dumb because the movie in OP actually starts by saying the medieval beliefs in witchcraft and other shit were derived from bronze age polytheism and beliefs in evil spirits. It doesn't even claim that Satan and Christianity aren't real. It just hypothesizes that a lot of the phenomena attributed to witchcraft and Satan in the Middle Ages was actually a result of mental illness or mass hysteria.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I felt sick after watching it. Like 3 days sick for no well explained reason. Like sure the movie was disturbing but I never felt like this after anything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure it wasn't the movie theater food you got guilted into buying and eating when you went to the screening?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, the Swedish movie theater from 1922, I remember it well.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So the AMC in Bumfrick Indiana doesn't have rescreenings of classic movies (except they do, you must be deep in the sticks where all they have is Regal), was I talking to you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ending of Inland Empire did that for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ending of Inland Empire did that for me.

        Some movies employ frequencies of below 20 herz, which we can't audiably perceive but our ears pick up the vibrations anyway, and they often can make you feel unwell, stressed and even sick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Basically no household audio equipment is capable of reproducing frequencies of below 20Hz

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is this true for Inland Empire?

          Basically no household audio equipment is capable of reproducing frequencies of below 20Hz

          Incidentally I've watched that one at my non-audiocucked friend's house.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why many people get "sea sick", it's not the rocking of the boat itself, but the infrasounds from the boat banging against the waves.

          Basically no household audio equipment is capable of reproducing frequencies of below 20Hz

          True, which is why those "brown note" videos on Youtube are bogus. It's literally just a shitty low frequency sound that doesn't do anything to your bowels despite telling you "you'll shit your pants".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Like 3 days sick for no well explained reason.
        It's allergies and/or the air pressure, anon. I know because I've been going through the same thing. Coincidentally I did watch Haxan a couple of weeks ago, so maybe it actually is cursed. LOL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're just some homosexual who is too into his religion.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    confirmed kino

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 pagan kino, wish I could see it again for the first time. I still remember seeing clips of it as a kid and being absolutely horrified

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    agreed, the shilling for ~~*psychotherapy*~~ at the end was beyond reprehensible

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this film with my friends a couple weeks after criterion release and nothing happened, none of us got sick or anything like that.
    There's no such thing as cursed movie anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also watched the Criterion release, and the BGM is the same Wagner music used in What's Opera Doc, so I kept thinking about Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd during the movie.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to /x/ and never ever come back

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch this movie expecting some evil occult shit
    >it's actually a comedy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I seems really well made for a film from 1922. I'm sure boomers pissed and shidded their pands when it came out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the costumes and puppetry are actually pretty well done. Just don't watch it expecting to be spooked.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I turned it off because the first 10 minutes were like a visual wikipedia article. Got bored quick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you admit to something so embarrassing

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