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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start doing it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tinto Brap

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    w-what do they d-do bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Y-you're lying!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reject me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not lying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly can't complain about not getting any b***hes because I've never really tried plus I've noticed women checking me out and have had girls in school who I could tell liked me. I'm fat now anyways but maybe I should lose weight and actually try this time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anal sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw gf won't do anal with me
        >won't even let me put a finger near there
        >if I try she slaps it away harshly and tells me to frick off
        >tfw she did anal with her exbf
        >tfw she didn't even say she hated it and said it feels good when it's "loosened up properly"
        Wtf bros?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's fricking over

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are the betabuxx and her ex was the chadfricks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>tfw she did anal with her exbf
          Maybe he had a micro penis? Anyway, sticking your thumb or a buttplug in a girls butthole while you frick her pussy is the best feeling ever, makes the pussy wall even tighter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, she was very clear his dick was bigger than mine.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah bro she's fricking him still I'm sorry you found out like this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know how to tell you this but she's still doing anal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          property of the streets, department of public works

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kinda sounds like you don't turn her on, but it's also possible you can remedy the situation by eating her ass like it was your last meal. I don't understand these dudes that can't get their gfs to do butt stuff, eating ass is both something their nearly guaranteed to like and is the best way to get her to actually want your dick in her ass
          if she won't let you eat her ass then dump her for real, she's boring or not into you or both

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah ok but what if he's not a fricking homosexual who enjoys putting his tongue into a literal butthole where shit comes out of?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then he probably wouldn't give a shit about not getting anal, no?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Proper anal requires an enema and a clean ass. Sticking your tongue in a dirty unwashed ass on a girl who wasn't planning on anal is asking for trouble

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. The title's from a Mozart opera about how all women can be seduced but in the movie's context it's about how all women take it in the butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS ONE THING

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        w-whats the one thing though!?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just do this one thing to find out what it is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AHHH DO NOT REDEEM THE 1 THING SIRS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      adultery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give birth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 u

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They let their dogs lick their pussies (if you know what I mean)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      braaappf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put hairbrushes in their princess parts at a young age

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The movie is literally just about taking BBC, you can look it up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She only took a BBC at the end

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not bend over and wipe it that way, this looks uncomfortable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >half the dress is inside the toilet bowl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filthy b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything a woman can do that isn't seductive?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be fat and ugly.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that her thigh or her back

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tinto Brass
    I assume that the plot is some cuckshit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like Tinto Braps

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its incredible they somehow made her ugly. Truly took work.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What could be more empowering and some than covering your guy's wiener he touches all the time in your smelly fecal matter's microorganisms and pathogens?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes girls poop and fart. Their farts smell bad when they’re silent but smell pretty good when they make a noise. Their shit also typically smells however their buttholes have the best scent on the world. This of course is assuming the woman is attractive, if she isn’t her butthole and everything that comes out of it smells terrible and is gross.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes girls poop and fart. Their farts smell bad when they’re silent but smell pretty good when they make a noise. Their shit also typically smells however their buttholes have the best scent on the world. This of course is assuming the woman is attractive, if she isn’t her butthole and everything that comes out of it smells terrible and is gross.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's just like me.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you raw frick anus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be very painful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a big guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's why.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can stretch a LOT, I've been practising. :3

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat italian director Tito Brass
    >make a movie set during WW2
    >plot is about fat pervert italian director (clearly tito's self insert) who can't satisfy his wife so he keeps giving her money to ensure she stays with him
    >his wife instantly falls in love with random nazi officer
    >starts fricking him constantly anytime he wants to anyhow he wants to
    >starts giving him all her husbands money for him to keep fricking her
    >basically sacrifices her husbands and risks her life constantly for more nazi wiener
    why would he make such a movie?

    the guy who played the nazi was insanely hot as well, I think that's the perfect male physique, just pure genetic gift that no amount of hard work or surgeries can give you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why would he make such a movie?
      Because he's fricking based

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >…

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anal? yeah

    but only a few do it right

    fat woman are exceptional at it

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