>Do you even know how gravity works?

>Do you even know how gravity works? Explain it now, three seconds.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mass curves spacetime so things roll downhill towards large massive bodies in four dimensions (goofy)
    OR
    Mass is a product of the most fundamental particle, the graviton, and objects flow from low concentrations of gravitons to high concentrations (based and schizopilled)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mass curves spacetime so things roll downhill towards large massive bodies in four dimensions (goofy)

      So in this interpretation, are all things moving through space in such a way that they are constantly bending spacetime, causing things in their orbit to roll downhill towards them? Is the sun constantly moving in one direction that causes all planets in the solar system to roll downhill towards it? What caused that initial direction/acceleration?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The direction everything is moving in is time, and the initial impetus was the Big Bang under the currently accepted dogma

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how it works. The sun could be completely stationary and the planets would still orbit it. Motion is all relative in general relativity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mass curves spacetime
      No. If you wanted to make a reduction, you should’ve said ‘energy density curves spacetime’. You’re just fricking stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mass and energy are the same at the ratio of the speed of light squared.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOT N READY

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zach is a troony now lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does the speedrunning to troony pipeline work?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's more about having autism. Like 80% of MTF trannies are diagnosed autists.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are different kinds of trannies. My personal theory for guys like zack is that they treat women like legendary pokemon so they think transitioning will make everyone else react to them the same way. It's a form of narcissism + autism + lack of father figure

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            accurate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More people need to understand this. The most insane and obnoxious type of troony are white men in America who at the forefront of the troony movement, and they all go through a pipeline of severe Internet addiction, porn addiction and loneliness. Other trannies like in Thailand are just homosexuals who cross-dress

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Extremely repetitive activities destroy the brain.
          Remember the phrase "going postal"? Before electronic mail sorting, the us postal service used Letter Sorting Machines that were operated manually. You'd sit there, see a letter, and press the appropriate button. For eight hours straight or more. After doing this for a couple years, workers tended to snap and shoot up the post office. Hence the phrase. Human brains can't take incredibly repetitive, simple tasks for hours at a time, years on end. It makes you crazy.
          Now imagine doing this voluntarily as a hobby. This also applies to RuneScape players, fans of anything "grindy" really.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, can I do repetive tasks for a few months at least? I might be able to get a job soon and I need the money. I'm a very esoteric and cool person and don't wanna lose any brain cells.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you keep trying to make "esoteric" happen? It's never gonna happen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno I think it sounds kind of funny in a self-aware comedic way, when referring to people instead of ideas

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That is pretty funny

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go work in an Amazon warehouse

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Autism, niche, tiny community, echo-chamber, feminine/bullied tendencies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doctors prey on these types and will actively encourage whatever behavior gives them a good pay day and transitioning medication and operations are really good money

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are different kinds of trannies. My personal theory for guys like zack is that they treat women like legendary pokemon so they think transitioning will make everyone else react to them the same way. It's a form of narcissism + autism + lack of father figure

          Spot on. Someone please link that multi-aggregate study that showed that like 95% of all people that transition have at the very least one (1) DSM-V diagnosed personality disorder, and of those like 80% was at least two (2), and in 80% of those that had 2, one of those was always NPD (narcissistic personality disorder).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Speedrunning is a nerdy, high investment activity and that's not really going to attract good looking men that have social lives, girlfriends, or a large penis. Instead, it's going to appeal to the nerdy, failed male feeling white bois who weren't getting any pussy in HS and who have trouble with social interactions. And it just so happens that demo of white boi is most at risk for trooning out, because when you have a white male that is suffering from prolong sexual frustration and addiction to anime + interracial porn you basically have the recipe for a loony troony outbreak.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had like a 2 month period when I was in high school where I was obsessed with Metal Gear Solid 3 and I would everyday play MGS 3 as fast as I could at varying difficulties, and then Id had enough and havent touched the game since. I couldnt imagine having that but towards a game for multiple years or worse, a heap of games over a lifetime.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've never been able to sustain interest in a single player video game more than maybe 3-500 hours. That's stretching it. The last one I pushed that far was nioh 2 and part of me wanted to keep going until I'd just totally demolished the game but even that game was not so mechanically deep that I would've kept finding new things to entertain me for much longer.
              There's something seriously wrong with the people that can sustain interest in what is frankly a very shallow experience compared to mastering pretty much anything else. Games are for entertainment.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least they're not moronic enough to write this cope paragraph. 300 hours on a single player game is most definitely autistic my friend.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            black trannies exist but they often get murdered

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >z-ACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      >it's true
      >his voice is exactly how I remember it from the show
      Grim.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Know-it-all if he real

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the polar express die hard guy

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity isnt real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1x1=2

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like magnets but for everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Fricking magnets how do they work?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miracles, man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unfilled electron shells

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the enemy's' gate is down

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its like an invisible hand that brings things to the floor

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Single handedly makes dogshit show watchable for one season
    How did he do it?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Falling objects are at rest and the ground accelerates upwards. Celestial bodies don't explode because the curvature of spacetime compensates for the outward acceleration and negates it. Gravity is caused by every mass in the universe accelerating towards each other, but nobody actually knows what causes that acceleration.

    In other words nobody knows how gravity works. General relativity is a mathematical model that only describes gravity.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gravity is a series of very thin tubes that everything drains into.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just works

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    objects organise themselves by density like oil and water in a test tube

    "gravity" is just a cope by globeheads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't tungsten sink into the Earth when you leave it on the ground?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >objects organise themselves by density
      because of gravity

      flat earthers can say gravity is the disc accelerating upwards and that would actually make sense since that's what globe earth does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you found out tomorrow that the earth was in fact flat, what would that change about your daily life?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My job as an aerospace engineer would start to become really silly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'd be excited. I believe in evolution, globe earth, etc like a normal person but would also love to see them debunked

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trillions of dinosaur ghosts holding us down.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the nostalgia,, KOTN generals were good times. The King of Zimbabwe edits were the highlight of my week that winter

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, I was literally just thinking of this scene like 30 minutes ago

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fabric of the universe can be made more taught by the volume and density of an object and this taughtness makes things of less volume and density glide along the fabric toward the object with the most mass because dense BVLLS are just that attractive.
    I don’t make the rules but denselets do have to follow them.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am not Markiplier. I have however purchased a piece of tungsten israeliteelry and it has never phased thru any of the less dense objects I have placed it on.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    then how do we have tungsten, why isn't it all in the centre of the earth
    how is there tungsten near the surface where we can mine it

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hurrdurr gravity real
    >meanwhile weak shit like dandelions grow uowards despite "the constant force of gravity"

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gravity is the flow, or the direction and strength of attention of a consciousness. The more attention from that primordial consciousness something has, the bigger and denser an object will be. So, contrary to Earth science understanding, an object's mass does not create a gravity field or flow. On the contrary, the object exists and has mass because there is a concentration of gravity there in that precise spot in space. A flow of creative intention called gravity will form an object with mass.
    An object like a star or a planet doesn't attract smaller objects to itself. Rather, those other smaller objects are pushed towards the star or planet like a leaf is pushed against a rock by the flow of water in a creek or river. We can also call gravity a direction of flow of potential energy in a very high vibrating primordial state. The exact way gravity flows in a field of potential energy will form different objects and will give them their particular attributes.
    So, gravity as a flow of consciousness is not one steady stream that would only form similar lumps of mass with little to no variation between them. The flow of consciousness/gravity flows in a coded manner by billions upon billions of mathematically co-related pulses we call harmonics. A mathematically co-related pulse in a field can also be described as 'music'.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gravity

    so, why arent planets within our solar system colliding with the sun???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You see anon, they are moving away faster than they are falling. It's called orbit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All planets in the solar system are falling towards the sun but their sideways motion makes their 'fall' turn into a circular orbit. The moon is constantly falling to earth as well but keeps missing and circling around us

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at his oldest videos
    >multi hour long rants in a closet about the optimal ways to min-max in World of Warcraft while he gets progressively more angry at the fact that other people play suboptimally

    it was over for this dude long before he cut his wiener off, what a spaz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Check all online profiles linked from his channel
      >Nothing posted anywhere for two years
      Oh..

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't these homosexuals ever focus their insane hyperfixation abilities on shit like teleportation or making us immune to diseases, instead it's always either playing the same game for decades or Sonic foot porn or some shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average surgeon is either autistic or a sociopath, I'd wager. And I work in CS, lots of the autistest autists make bank writing code. (They still spend it on estrogen and furry porn though)
      For the most part though, hyper fixation is a comfort thing. So it tends towards facile waste-of-time activities. Shame.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hyper fixation is a comfort thing
        what a strange notion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think they dont? These are the more moronic autists. We will never be immune to all diseases or be able to teleport. Worst of all, if teleportation ever existed I promise you(the original) would be atomized and killed while clone who thinks heds the real you would marvel at how quick and painless that was

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why tell you when I can show you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is the sun actually moving? I always figured it was more or less sitting in place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but our solar system is orbiting our galaxy’s center of mass, which is orbiting the Center of mass of our local galactic cluster, etc, etc. Space is really big

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sun orbits the center of the milkyway. It takes tens of millions of years to make one trip around the milkyway. The milkway itself is moving 1.3million mph.

          atheist fairytales

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have no argument. I accept your concession.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sun orbits the center of the milkyway. It takes tens of millions of years to make one trip around the milkyway. The milkway itself is moving 1.3million mph.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing in space is not moving

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So where is it all moving to? Is there something really big somewhere its all falling towards?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The universe is expanding at an increasing rate. Everything is moving away from one another. It's called the heat death of the universe.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              all of space is moving outward from the scene of the big bang theory(its origin still unknown) while also mingling and comingling with all the other shit moving out from the center.
              Im sure some nerd could correct me and say there are likely plenty of things that somehow gravitationally got sent back toward the center but by and large the universe exploded out from a single point and as such everything should be on a theoretically unending path outward from the explosion

              Well I hope it stops one day for some reason

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would indeed be very funny and piss off a lot of nerds

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure everything in space stopping is bad. I don't understand the mechanics behind it but from what I can comprehend it means the universe is preparing to basically expire.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nope, everything eventually decays and all that will be left is static energy. It might take trillions upon trillions of years but eventually nothing will be left. No stars, no matter, no heat. Just nothingness.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think that there’ll still be matter, it’ll just be very, very low density and very, very cold, asymptotically approaching absolute zero but never quite getting there

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nope, everything eventually decays and all that will be left is static energy. It might take trillions upon trillions of years but eventually nothing will be left. No stars, no matter, no heat. Just nothingness.

                it wont matter, Gods making Heaven 2 and Earth 2 long before thats an issue

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nope, everything eventually decays and all that will be left is static energy. It might take trillions upon trillions of years but eventually nothing will be left. No stars, no matter, no heat. Just nothingness.

                am I moronic or would matter in a universe without heat eventually get drawn into itself, condense over a period of an unfathomable amount of time and eventually the pressure would build up so much that it would trigger a second big bang?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no idea really, it’s just the current dogma. Conditions before the Big Bang, assuming it’s even the correct theory, are epistemologically unanswerable. It’s just how she do at a singularity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, they think the universe will eventually go so large that even galaxies that still exist then won't see other galaxies since they are so far apart. you'd need to go faster than the speed of light (impossible) to see other matter at that point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think that is one of the theories the big heads espouse.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Think of the universe like a balloon. Inflate it half way, star drawing a bunch of dots 1 cm apart from each other. Then keep inflating the balloon, now the dots are further apart. That's how the universe is expanding, matter becomes further and further apart because spacetime itself is warping. We don't know why and there is no real consensus among scientist about how this even works.

                So no, it probably won't drawn into itself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So why is the Earth not breaking apart? Why does this warping of all spacetime have no effect whatsoever on my body?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the mass of the earth and by extension the Sun holds us together. When scientists mention the odds of earth working the way it does being so unlikely, its because youve got the right idea.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because of mass attracting mass when it's close together. That's why the vaccum expands "faster" (wrong word, but works for the explanation).

                Isn't it possible then that not everything will get ripped apart to atoms in the end but that only the empty spaces get bigger?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                idk man, truth be told I dont concern myself much with how mans understanding of space works. It all comes out in the wash anyway

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, because of entropy. The issue with your question is that you say "in the end" yet the universe has no "end", because it's believed to be able to exit in perpetuity, so sooner or later (we're talking about what for us humans is equivalent to infinite time) the processes needed for mass to be near one another will no longer have the energy to do so.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because of mass attracting mass when it's close together. That's why the vaccum expands "faster" (wrong word, but works for the explanation).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the expansion happens on ginormous cosmic scales. even galaxies can still be attracted to each other and collide. the expansion of the universe on our scale is negligible

                spacetime does warp though. we can detect when black holes collide which sends waves through spacetime that are the fraction of the size of a proton by the time they reach earth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no one actually knows. the universe's rate of expansion has changed drastically throughout its life and there's a chance we understand physics wrong and the universe will slow down again or stop. the big crunch is a theory that the expansion reverses and everything gets pushed together like the opposite of the big bang

                It would indeed be very funny and piss off a lot of nerds

                it would be my wet dream. nothing that groundbreaking has been discovered in physics for 30 years

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all of space is moving outward from the scene of the big bang theory(its origin still unknown) while also mingling and comingling with all the other shit moving out from the center.
            Im sure some nerd could correct me and say there are likely plenty of things that somehow gravitationally got sent back toward the center but by and large the universe exploded out from a single point and as such everything should be on a theoretically unending path outward from the explosion

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there many not even be a centre. for example, find the centre of the surface of a ball. you can't–every spot is the centre.

              in other words you are already standing where the big bang happened, and so am I

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a rocket surgeon by any means but I thought pretty much everything in space was moving. Science people said in an article I read one time that the Milky Way and Andromeda will collide in several billion years or something. So that must mean they're moving, along with everything in them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And space is so really big that a collision of galaxies looks like two clouds of smoke drifting into each other. Shit’s wack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sickening. I wish the universe was way smaller and things stay on their alloted spheres forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        functionally you could say they do and it doesnt matter until reddit nerds show up. Like those idiots who get all mad that the bible says the sun sets rather than "the earth does a singular rotation"

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the chudjack.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    That doomsday clock

    Difference of density

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this from King of the Nerds? I remember people on the show popping into the generals and it going well. I could never imagine that happening these days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's the one kid that was so lame even the other turbo nerds hated him. It was around the time of Arthur Chu as well, weird time for nerds. All these guys were acting like the biggest tough guy cut throats in these stupid game shows, when irl nobody actually gave a shit.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out phone
    >ask chatgpt to explain gravity down to the most minute detail
    >hold up the phone while the chatbot explains it

    AI is gonna make nerds obsolete. Feelsgud.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl he looks like dylan mulvaney

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >holds him down and poops on his face

    shit rolls downhill

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The KotN threads were peak Cinemaphile

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still not ashamed I liked the fatty from S2, she was cute.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >king of the nerds
    >the tester
    take me back bros

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if gravity was real, wouldn't everything be be clumped together in one giant ball by now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats what the big cope theory is for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the universe does clump together. but the universe is also expanding which overpowers gravity on large scales

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are currently cruising 1.3million mph through the universe on starship Earth. Sit back, put on some music, and enjoy the ride.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Down is the direction in which stuff falls. It's the direction of gravity. At a black hole's event horizon, down is the same direction as the vacuum direction of time, which is why a black hole can't be escaped - literally all directions are down, even the direction of time itself is down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When stuff in Australia falls down, it falls up from our point of view. Explain that.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >folds piece of paper in half
    >stabs pencil through the middle

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