Do you fear death?

How do you respond? Keep in mind he's a hideous squid man and may murder you.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I instantly start deepthroating a tentacle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      squidward has superior speed feats, he makes a noose out of his tentacles and hangs you

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've read this interpretation of death before, and it makes the most sense, but frick. It gets to me somehow, that I won't even exist to experience nonexistence. Like, you die and that's it, you never exist again. There are fellas over on /x/ that believe in reincarnation, something about the specific arrangement of atoms that make up your consciousness reforming somewhere in the infinite universe at some point in the many billions of years that will come after your death, or something else about our soul being infinite, a CIA remote viewer saw the afterlife, or whatever.
      But once I sat and really pondered what it would mean to not exist anymore, what it could possibly mean to not even be around to experience nonexistence when existence is all I've ever known, and it almost gave me a panic attack.
      I try not to think about it too much but I know death waits for us all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Like, you die and that's it, you never exist again.
        If only it was that simple, anon. I envy your naivety.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure which is worse anon, that I'll be reborn potentially as a Chinese peasant in 53 AD or that I'll never exist again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do think our consciousness spins through time when we die, but it manifests as an inner voice that can’t change casualty and that godly part of us eventually goes all the way back to source via that way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              over the past few years I've started becoming more and more convinced of spirits, energies, aura, etc, I think there are certainly things beyond our perception, but I don't know how we fit into it. I think souls existing makes sense somehow though I've never "proven" it in my thoughts. but I don't want to just be a disembodied spirit carrying all the guilt and shame of wasting my one chance at existence.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would be more afraid that it is just an infinite loop of you being born, growing old and then dying just to be born again and recreate the exact same life you've always lived. i am not a hugely spiritual person but I am convinced that this is what happens to us. over and over, for all time. maybe deja vu is just the previous play throughs bleeding over into the current run. like a cassette tape that has been recorded over hundreds or thousands of times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There really isn't any logical reason to believe there's nothing after death and we won't ever exist anymore.
        That's the kind of answer you find when you for sure know everything there is to know about existence, and frankly, we don't know shit.
        Look at it this way: Our scientists believe that we evolved from monkeys, but don't even have an answer for how or why we suddenly decided to make and appreciate art.
        We're a special breed anon. Something like us just doesn't fade away.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Our scientists believe that we evolved from monkeys,
          no scientist believes that moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no scientist believes in evolution

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              evolution isn't humans descending from monkeys moran, evolution is humans and monkeys sharing a common ancestor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The question is more "do you fear gods judgement after you die or have you lived a sinless life? Aka do you want to die or live?"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there nothing redeeming about being apart of the Dutchman's crew? Like, once your a senior half fish dude you probably get along pretty good with your fellow half fish dudes, it probably sucks to be a new recruit, or one that ends up apart of the ships hull.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your ex gf is a hideous swamp nigress who Barbossa and I spitroasted. She'll bring me back from death like she did him just for a second round of unlubed penetration.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to fear a lot of things before i took a frick ton on mushrooms now i don't care about anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still drop 10-12 grams about once a month. Nothing like really being out there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It melts away all the things that were put into our heads over the years.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will kiss him, and that's what nobody does!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes.
    >WILL YE SERVE?!
    >Frick, no.
    Any other answer is betamax queerness.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why dont they give Gore Verbinksi more movies

    i wouldnt mind seeing a marvel from him

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I’d probably get all autistic and start stammering something about like the difference between death itself and the dying, and if it’s happening to me or someone else, and like how soon are we talking and then he throws me overboard

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a tiny Asian boy can land a punch on Squid-man then i can certainly take that fricker down in a fist fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literal clown shoes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont know man Sora has fought Hades who is actually a god. Could you feven hope to defeat regular human James Woods?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        James Woods no ,but i doubt he's a regular human.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Yeah,"

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestors await in Walhalla, go ahead. You'll always be crying over a negress.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him the horrific truth about what happened in Detroit on that fateful night in the summer of 1992 to SHOCK the shit out of that squid and get away

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PEE-YEW, do you fear Colgate?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So asked the fearful of the dying man

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are all immortal creator beings and have been co-creating everything since the beginning. This life only exists to experience believing in mortality. It's one big joke.

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