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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I'm a 33 year old virgin who hasn't had a job in 6 years and I live with my parents. Still have real friends though and I'm quite happy about that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you going to do when your parents die?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kms

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unemployed and live with your parents
      you have the perfect role model right there man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same boat except for the having friends part

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never left my childhood home, havent run into anyone from school in over a decade
      damn it hit me recently am i the only loser who still lives in the town i grew up in? lol damn i thought there had to be at least one other loser like me from my graduating class who was still NEETing it up living at home in our hometown but i have yet to run into any so i think i just might be the last man standing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >am i the only loser who still lives in the town i grew up in?
        I think this is fairly common. I live in a semi major metropolitan area. See no reason to leave unless we get to Camp of the Saints tier.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I moved back after college and bought a house up the street from my highschool. There are a couple of people still around. As people get older and have kids they might start coming back, guess it depends on if there's any jobs or good neighborhoods for kids.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't type like a sober human.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    neet for 4 months
    >feel like a useless loser, can hardly get an interview
    >still laugh most days, have a generally good time and never feel stressed
    first day on new job
    >literally want to kms, have that weird feeling in my stomach that tells me i've made a huge mistake, and it wasn't my lunch
    >literally feel physically ill because i know i'll hate this job so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're nervous and scared by the change in environment. Push through it and make friends with your coworkers

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Coming from Kramer, who goes from odd-job to odd-job, scraping by living in a building subsidized by tax-payers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but everyone like Kramer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he yearns.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um, he was in the middle of a work strike sweaty.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he has a soul. They may be bizarre, but has a rich inner life, a rich social life, he has a reason to live. George lacks all of this. That's the point. He has been shown the bleak reality of his situation by a total bum.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he also has a frickload of money that he fell into unexplained

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets by.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    31 years old. Earlier this year I had the exact realization George had in the opposite episode. Since then I have been doing everything the opposite of what I would normally do. I talked to my boss about getting a raise. I finally moved out of my parents' house this week. My next goals are to lose my virginity and finish my college degree. We're all gonna make it, bros.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I'm 25 years old stuck in a deadend career surpassed by all my peers and juniors. My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking. I can no longer feel anything. I'm a kissless virgin and I know beyond any shadow of doubt that no woman will ever be attracted to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depression is a choice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking
      I feel like this has happened to me. Been sober for over a year and I feel tangibly less intelligent. My memory and ability for recollection just isn't what it used to be. Thought it would have started reversing but I guess the damage inflicted was permanent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My IQ has declined by 20 points from drinking
      I feel like this has happened to me. Been sober for over a year and I feel tangibly less intelligent. My memory and ability for recollection just isn't what it used to be. Thought it would have started reversing but I guess the damage inflicted was permanent.

      I don't drink but 15 years of browsing Cinemaphile everyday has definitely lowered my IQ.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to read the daily news

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I also don't have a job, money, a woman, anything on the horizon, any action at all or any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could be George doing the talk and the conversation would still be valid, Kramer most likely wouldn't care.
      israelite hypocrisy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to read the daily shitposts.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were friends, why is Kramer saying these things to him. I've never watched this episode how does it end?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's trying to get George to do something about his stagnant life and come with him to California to make it big.
        Anyway, in the next episode Kramer gets arrested under the charge of being a serial killer.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    slap hoes
    spit flows
    sneed
    dilate
    cope
    seethe
    ywnbaw

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even have a hentai collection, George?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >early 30's
    >neet
    >overweight (skinny fat)
    >lifelong dream to be a soldier
    >poliosis made me reclusive
    >began getting in shape this year
    >slow but steady progress
    >once i get fit im going to get surgery to have poliosis removed
    This is my only prospect in life. I have to achieve my goal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lifelong dream to die for Israel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he said as he consumed his goyslop

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to see that new movie with gosling in it!

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >34
    >wizard
    >zero will to have a gf
    >few friends, find most people boring
    >completely detached from news and politics
    >good job
    >fit
    >balding
    >never seen any meaning in life
    >most of my time is spent working, studying or lifting

    You must imagine anon happy.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Been lying to my parents about uni when I've actually dropped out a couple years ago
    Is moving to bumfrick nowhere to be a minimum wagie and lie to them that I'm moving out for my 'career' a feasible option?
    I literally can't face the shame.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sooner or later you'll have to tell them anyway, right? If you come clean and explain that you don't have your shit together then they would probably want to help you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably should've told them years ago when you first dropped out, now you've just made the situation 1000x worse by lying to them for years

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's never too late to say something. Imagine the weight off

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nada

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a 'musician' haha

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based GYBE enjoyer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based GYBE enjoyer

      I need a BBFIII edit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Erm... I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket... and I'm here to... to get my fines out of the way and get the frick to work." The judge says "You can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." Then I said... I told the judge, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your fricking mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take your shit." I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said." I walked up to the god damn judge and I hand him my 25 dollars and I says "Here's my money, now I am leaving." And I left it at that

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gusiness book record for worlds longest living lifelong NEET

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo!!! you cant just not have a job, you need to spend more than half your life working for the man!!!
    sometimes i think homeless guys have the right idea, i mean other than walking around in their own shit and piss all day long, they're living the life!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you missed the point. Kramer doesn't have a job either. Kramer is living the life. George isn't. Only one of them is free.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jerry doesn't really have a job either.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jerry is canonically israeli

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has gigs and residuals

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's on the fringe of the humor business

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he's
            >He's
            How difficult is that?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              who cares

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You obviously do, since it bothered you to the point where you replied. I care too.
                Let's care enough to fix it. Try one more time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm turning 32 next month and I think a less emotionally stunted person would have killed themselves at this point.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally have enough saved to buy a new car and move out of my parents' place
    >immediately quit my job because I hate it
    >change credit card autopay setup to minimum payment
    Where am I going with this one?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://usdebtclock.org/

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im a fat drug addict so i never bothered planning ahead for the future or training for a real career since ill probably be dead by 40 anyway

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    28 and NEET with a few oddjobs here and there
    i'm a Cinemaphile rooncel who outwardly looks normal to people but is heavily autistic
    I need a real job to talk to normal people (do they exist anymore?)

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:
    https://www.penskefile.com/

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote a nearly 3,000 word letter to myself that I will receive in 3 years and by the end I was basically begging my future self to not make a mockery of the little time I was given to spend on this planet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna do this, thanks anon
      btw can we get a snippet of what you wrote?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what episode is this again?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The Keys"

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is instead of normal friends being supportive, Jerry's friends are not. They are brutal.

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