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you ruined the hobbit
Hobbit was always kino.
If it wasn't for RLM, nobody would have hated it.
I would even go as far as to say it was better than LotR trilogy. Bilbo is a much better character than Frodo, and Freeman gives a way more nuanced performance.
You mean he salvaged what Guilermo Del Toro walked away from in 2 weeks before shooting started?
Lil dishonest homosexuals like you will hang.
>salvaged
more like puked and shited
did he walk away from all 3 movies?
>beaner
>ruins everything
always
It was siesta time
These Amazon shills are making me thirsty
The desperation of amazon shill. You love to see it.
DEAD ALIVE WAS HORROR COMEDY KINO
Check'em
GRRRR Hackson bad!
Bezos good!
RARRRGGGHHHH
should have told those clowns to stop playing with the color correction dial
>Do you have something to say, anon?
Yes, Death to israel.
NationalJusticeParty.com
You bow to no one
*bows*
I saw the behind the scenes of the 3rd Hobbit film. I know you have multiple takes of the closeups of Cate Blanchett's bare feet. Give them to me.
Sorry, they are in my private archive in 8K resolution.
kek based
why do you have such a hard on for elves, and did you ever ask orlando bloom to cosplay frick your wife
Kino.
I saw Unexpected Journey like 5 times in cinema. Good times. Enjoyed it immensely.
This moment was so fricking kino.
Better than any scene in LotR.
Horribly boring scene, but also
>last name is Oakenshield
>uses oak as a shield
It's kino. Azog wiped out his bloodline. Thorin thought he was dead. And he gave into his anger and revenge. But Bilbo's bravery saved the day.
It's overproduced and tryhard. Same events could've happen in 20 seconds.
4k make big battle movie go brr
I've only seen the first Hobbit movie, and for all its faults the one that bothers me the most is that I can't buy Martin Freeman trying to look sincerely excited about anything. He's too much of a mean c**t.
stop smoothing grainly footage in an unnatural way
Why would anyone like grainy footage?
Glad to see artie finally got his nosed fixed
Based Jackson.
Looking forward to Rings of Power shitposting threads. As for watching it, well I won't be doing that.
The hobbit trilogy was weird. The scenes adapted from the book were really good (eg. Bilbo and Gollum, Biblo and Smaug) but all the extra content they forced in to pad screentime just ruined it
Hobbit was kino, and I am tired of pretending it's not.
>"Oy Vey, Mr Jackson, we've been hearing rumours you plan to make the Hobbit in two parts and not three?"
"Yes, it's a short childrens book"
>"Oy Gevalt, what a holocaust, Mr Jackson, we are missing out on a third film worth of shekels here"
"It'll be hard to make the source material last two films, let alone 3"
>"A shoah, right here in my office, remember the 2 billion, Mr Jackson, we demand you make stuff up, invent new characters, show popular characters from Lord of the Rings, lots and lots of CGI"
"Yes, my chosen one"
>"One last thing you Goy animal, we hear the dragon has 4 legs... it only needs 2 to walk, many shekels will be saved"
hey bru