Do you kiss your dad on the mouth?

Do you kiss your dad on the mouth, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do something better. I fricked him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ITTY BITTY BABY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The poster's name? Steven Universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Strange Thing About The Johnsons (2011)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love you Laika!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Strawberry Shortcake anonette, is that you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, I forgot about her. Wonder how she is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      post story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go away Steven go frick Connie instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my dad left me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a hotter son?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok tyrone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My name isn't Tyrone but I am that black stereotype

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What statistic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My son does but he's two so he’ll grow out of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My 2 year old nephew has tried to a couple times, I just turn my head so he gets my cheek instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gay gay gay, you and you nephew are giga gays.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My 3 year old son tried to but I turned around and spread my anus

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do I look like Joe Biden's granddaughter to you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you do look like her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder from time to time how many times Pim has being sued over sexual harassment because of his cute kisses addiction.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pitch it to Mike and Zach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's seen only kissing men though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >“I just keep kissing them, Charlie. I’m like a magnet. And when you’re a Smiling Friend, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the hand.”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dope post

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i did until i was probably too old. maybe that's why he left my mom.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has Mike Stoklasa ever talked about how he was approached to guest star in the show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said he came home one day and found a letter on his table with an address and a check for "half the money". He said he saw a small, goblin-like creature jump out the window as he entered his kitchen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said the only thing he remembers was waking up with a concussion and being chained up in a dark empty room with a microphone, while an ominous nasalled voice told him what to say if he wanted to leave

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not since I caught him kissing my mom.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did when I was really young. Think I stopped around six?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come Pim is all cute and adorable as a young adult but when he was a little kid he was ugly as sin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just how his species ages. His younger siblings are all deformed. So are his children and grandchildren in his dream about marrying "shrimpina", and his children when he's imagining raising a children in that cabin in the woods

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, who screwed up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They should have just had one person in charge of the hotel. It was too confusing that Alan was in charge of finding a hotel but Pim was in charge of actually booking it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know that Alan was in charge of finding a hotel, he was probably just looking into it on his own time and found a decent one, so he figured he'd share it with Pim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pim is ultimately the most at fault, considering he just assumed Alan had handled it, though the others should have actually checked with Pim that he'd done it, asked for the link to the reservation instead of assuming he'd just handle it.
      Besides, he was already handling the plane tickets, why was he also responsible for the hotel reservation? What were Charlie, Alan, and Glep even responsible for? Was Pim expected to organize the whole vacation?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But we don't know if anyone DIDN'T have other roles. Someone could have been in charge of paying for the food/other amenities. Someone could have bought tickets to attractions and stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First I wanna say I like Pim, but I do believe he's incompetent at pretty much everything he does, not just his job which is mostly carried through thanks to Charlie, who has a "I don't give a frick" attitude, but he gets the job done.
      Also, Alan is the most responsible by far so it wasn't his fault either.
      Pim has many strong points, but not being a screw-up isn't one of them. His happy-go-lucky attitude redeems him a bit, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In what way was it not Pim’s fault

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pim is in Charge of booking Plane Tickets and the Hotel
      >Charlie, Alan, and Glep are in charge of... nothing?
      Charlie, Alan and Glep are lazy homosexuals and deserve not getting a trip if they only effort they thought they could put in was spending money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      through planned action its Pim but all in all they're all at fault for not making sure all the details were secured before even going to the airport.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did when I was a kid.

  13. 2 years ago
    Billy

    No, i'm not american or Tom Brady

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was like 7 yeah, but not anymore. That'd be weird. I wear his hand-me-down underwear though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I wear his hand-me-down underwear though.
      What the frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Bro

        Frick the what

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mega link for the new episode bros?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No
    He showed his affection to me by giving me more hard work to do
    No cries or complaints or he would punch me in the stomach and hoist me by my shirt collar

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pim is probably a molestation victim

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I don't, man. DOn't be absurd.
    I haven't kissed my dad on the cheek since I was like 9.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pim's dad needs more porn. He has none >:(

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Past or Present?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          best you can do is commission an artist

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >VERY EXPENSIVE, DOUGLAS

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kissed both my parents on the mouth as a kid but I think that's cuz I was razed in an Italian-American home. It's a little weird looking back but it's not really that weird. We're just a passionate people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes the bada justifies the bing.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. I haven't kissed in general, though. There was a time when I wanted to kiss girls, but they all made fun of me and thought I was a freak, and I grew up in a really small town, so there were no "new" girls growing up until after I graduated high school, and by then I was too paranoid about getting herpes to keep trying to find girls to kiss. One of my bros kissed me (no homo) just so I wouldn't die kissless though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is about being gay with your dad, not being gay in general, you gay anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gay tho Anon I like women I'm just too autistic to practically pursue relationships.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One of my bros kissed me (no homo) just so I wouldn't die kissless though.
      Hot.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a little kid, yeah. Don't know where you live but here it's normal up to a certain age.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll share this story again.

    When I was a kid, I remember it was the first day of summer school. I got off the bus, and I saw a mom in front of the school saying goodbye to her daughter and gave her a good bye kiss on the lips.

    It's probably because I was a kid, but I felt the kiss lasted way longer than what should've been a little peck.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never knew my dad. I have a step dad, never kissed him

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I stream or torrent episode 9?
    Can't find it on any of my usual public trackers, duck duck go searches just lead back to adult swim or archive sites.
    I also forgot the name of the Cinemaphile approved cartoon streaming site. Uargh.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared that my dad's getting old. It doesn't help that he eats icecream all the time and doesn't exercise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he done raised a good boy, all worried about him eatin ice cream an such.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I barely hug my dad.
    I'm still reluctant to kiss my mom on the cheek, even on Mother's Day and her birthday.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See, this I can admire, this, ice cold, robot-like behaviour with the people that are closer to you, it just shows how non-gay you are.
      It also shows you're a miserable ghoul who is completely fricking dead inside, but that's a different issue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but if you have abusive parents this happens and is completely understandable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, not trying to be edgy. it just seems awkward.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I never called you edgy, I called you a miserable ghoul who is dead inside.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same but really just any sort of contact when I hit around 16

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes
    honestly felt like a bit of a personal attack when Charlie asked that about Pim

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My family was strictly no-contact. I can't remember the last time I even shook hands with a family member.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i bet your love life is super confusing

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did once by accident and he shoved his elbow on my face and broke two teeth, one was permanent. I would do the same, btw, so no hard feelings.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know in some part and some cultures is normal for boys of certain age to give their mothers a peck on the mouth, is the same for girls and theirs dads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brady reminds me how you can be an absolute fricking indisputable champion and still being a gross, worthless insect at the same time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For kissing his son? Damn, you must hate children.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you actually believe that is the only reason?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, I don't follow sportsball. Does he also hates women or whatever? I kinda approve of that.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have, once. Just because I always kissed my mom on the lips as a kid, and asked "why can't I kiss dad on the lips?"
    My dad wanted to fricking die. It was probably really awkward, but not for me, because I was a kid and I didn't know any better. Sorry, dad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You little confusing homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dad?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only during the holidays.

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