Do you like Burton movies?

Do you like Burton movies?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah bro sheeit you know who da blackest mf i seen in his films? batman lmao

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now I do

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Projection

      /misc/ reacts exactly like that if the cast is black, in fact worse, since at least the blacks don't act like not seeing one of their own in a movie is literal genocide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool story bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this would be better without the :^) tier message.
          just post another drawing as a response.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks are 13% of the country. Imagine if 50% of movies randomly started having vietnamese stars.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit we love Black media like Boys in the Hood and San Andreas we just hate morons being shoehorned into white media by communists who hate beauty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you refuse to watch a movie without your hallowed special snowflake oppressed victim race, I refuse to watch a movie with you people specifically because I know it's going to be shit, we are not the same

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ reacts exactly like that if the cast is black
        because it's political poison that naturally makes the entire work insincere you fucking ape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, women acted the same way about Ghostbusters 2016
      >FINALLY a Ghostbusters movie I can relate to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just highlights the biological incapability of the Black to have the level of consciousness required for empathy, which on the other side of the coin is the same reason for their inherent narcicism.
      see the murder of Ee Li,, when being questioned about why the one who beat her to death didn't call an ambulance, he replied that he didn't care because he didn't know her personally.
      It's the same answer as is often given by these types, and isn't only a coincidence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That whole breakfast hypothetical makes so much sense now...

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you actually read this to the end? seems totally reasonable. white people can make white people movies about nothing but white people and blacks can just not watch them. what's the issue?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white people can make white people movies about nothing but white people and blacks can just not watch them. what's the issue?
      Now have a white guy make that same exact post but about films that only have blacks in them, and watch the bitching and cries of racism. THAT is the issue, the double standard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure if you invert the races in a social media post people would also fall over themselves to agree with it as they schlick over what good people they are.

        so you're not actually upset at the post, you're upset at imaginary replies to an imaginary different post that says the opposite thing? that's a lot of mental legwork just to make yourself angry, no?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >upset
          >angry
          >"imaginary"
          Here's your (You)
          does it feel empty

          it should

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean the picture is obviously meant as ragebait but as you both demonstrated you have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to even get to the rage because the opinion in the image is 100% reasonable. what did i say that wasn't accurate? or perhaps the actual reason it works as ragebait is that people won't even read it, they'll just see "black" and start shaking, in which case your explanations are purposefully misleading.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to even get to the rage
              lol, why does every troll have to insert some upset emotion that isn't there.
              >the opinion in the image is 100% reasonable.
              Never said it wasn't. Rest of your post is just baiting bullshit. Either you can admit there's an obvious double standard with the reverse case or you can just try to bait away from this fact.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >make retarded post
                >tell anyone replying that they're upset
                >use any further reply regardless of its content as proof they're upset
                >instant victory
                >return to 10

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lol, why does every troll have to insert some upset emotion that isn't there.
                the purpose of posting some black guy's twitter posts on Cinemaphile is to elicit anger. this is called ragebait. i don't know how to talk to you if you won't admit this, it's like refusing to admit water's wet. what motivates you to whine about "double standards" or whatever, joy? happiness? give me a break.

                >Either you can admit there's an obvious double standard with the reverse case or you can just try to bait away from this fact.
                go find this danderson guy on twitter and ask him if he's okay with you not watching moonlight because you don't care about black people movies. if he gives you shit, okay, there's something to talk about. otherwise you're sitting there complaining about an imaginary interaction with a guy you don't know, which is deranged. I BET IF I TOLD THIS GUY THE SAME THING HE SAID BUT INVERTED HE WOULD BE MAD AT ME. THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM GUYS, STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE HUGE PROBLEM THIS HYPOTHETICAL CONVERSATION POSES FOR ME

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is called ragebait.
                >any reply is raging because I said so
                The fact you had to add some all caps should-be-greentext "quote" gives it away, you know. You're trying way too hard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay, i believe you. you are experiencing no anger at all, you are a sea of tranquility, you are merely very calmly concerned about an imaginary conversation you hypothetically could have with some guy on twitter but didn't. what's the purpose of this?

                >what motivates you to "ragebait", joy? happiness? give me a break.
                How many hours per day do you spend "ragebaiting" people on Cinemaphile on average, out of curiosity?

                exactly zero. i have never posted a twitter screencap in my life.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what's the purpose of this?
                I don't know what the purpose of this conversation about my opinion that has nothing to do with the opinion expressed is. Other than you desperately trying to bait. Have another (You).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i was just trying to understand if people were reacting to op's picture before or after reading it to the end. then you derailed the conversation with some bullshit whining about "what if the situation was reversed" and i still don't know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you derailed the conversation
                >in a thread you've already said is "ragebait"
                >with replies that scream "ragebait" repeatedly telling me how "upset" I am and trying to do some deep dive into the psychology of why I even replied to the thread at all to begin with
                I'm bored, like most people on this board. Why are YOU ITT?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what motivates you to "ragebait", joy? happiness? give me a break.
                How many hours per day do you spend "ragebaiting" people on Cinemaphile on average, out of curiosity?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >post funny pic
              >someone asks what the issue is
              >explain what he pretends not to understand
              >lol u mad bro?

              nah

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I find the image more laughable than ragebait. "There's no one exactly like me" is a pretty pathetic and shallow reason for someone to relentlessly cry over and totally reject otherwise very good works of art.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but double standards!!!!!!
        Your very own belief is that races and genders are different. Different people react differently to different things. Get over it. You're not appreciated on twatter when you say you don't wanna see Black Panther? Maybe you'll consider extending that way not watching black peepo movies mindset and stop going to twatter too?

        What movies do you wanna talk about?
        Well, I know the answer is black people, feminist and gay movies, but you might not realize it. You love these movies and love ranting about them and self-victimizing on fucking twatter.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're not appreciated on twatter
          >stop going to twatter
          >on fucking twatter.
          Who are you even talking to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which movies? Seriously, which ones? The only ones you can talk about that have literally no white people are the old blaxsploitation films and that's because they probably couldn't afford any in the rarest cases of that genre.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you pretending to be unaware that if white people dont watch black panther it's because they're racist?
          Same as when men didnt watch ghostbusters2016, the only possible explanation is sexism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most movies in America should have white people, for the same reason that most south African movies would have blacks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mostly only watch movies where blacks are either maids or porters.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          avoid seeing them completely if possible, it will allow your brain to feel clean for once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure if you invert the races in a social media post people would also fall over themselves to agree with it as they schlick over what good people they are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the issue?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the entire continent of africa with its 30.000.000 square kms has more buying power than the 40.000 suqare kms of barely inhabitable swamp the prussians couldnt be bothered to conquer, but only barely

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >african american population
          Nice reading comprehension, whatever shade of nonwhite you are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall Burton ever saying his world was "perfect" -- whichever world that is.

      It doesn't sound reasonable, though. He's complaining a fictional world doesn't contain X person -- "not even have any". So? It doesn't have any of Y or Z characters, either. He's just another narcissist who HAS to see himself in everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that is not reality. You are not allowed to make White people movies about nothing but White people anymore.
      Whereas making the same thing but for any other race is okay to do.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Dee Williams played Harvey Dent in his Batman films.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Directors should make films about things they know, otherwise it's disingenuous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. Especially considering how old Tim Burton is, it's not like someone born in half of the US now being surrounded by nogs, mutts, and Hispanics everywhere.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would someone not watch Korean films just because there aren't any white people in it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice false equivalence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t-that doesn't count

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This entire site started because a white guy liked Naruto.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harvey Dent

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the second half of this comment
    Man, if only everyone else had the same mindset we could go back to having entertainment that isn't mostly blacks.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An OP that posts a screenshot of text should be banned. Especially xitter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it on youtube:

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that seemingly only black people are the ones who get like this? If I watch Blade and see him killing vampires and being cool, I don't think to myself "Man, I don't know how to relate to this guy because I'm white." I think, "Oh shit, Blade just sliced that motherfucker in two! What a cool dude he is."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks aren't cucks like you are.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*baiting intensifies*
        I'm so glad my brain isn't fucked up to the point that this kind of empty baiting, where you have to constantly tell them how "upset" they are, isn't the only way I can get dopamine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it hard to believe that Tim Burton would get away with such a thing in current year. I haven't seen Wednesday but I bet my life savings it does have obligatory nogs in it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It does

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a sheboon in the first five minutes of that netflix show that /misc/ was shilling that he directed? I distinctly remember because I stopped watching it after I saw her.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't understand how you Americans can complain so much. POC are not over-represented in your movies. A significant number of Americans are black or some other non-white ethnicity and that is represented pretty accurately in the media I feel. Meanwhile here in Britain, black people only make up 4% of the population and yet are represented in the media tenfold.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      black people are also only about 13% of the US. You pretty much proved yourself wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exceprt they are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. morons are only 13% of the population, they are extremely over represented, as are garden gnomes. Literally every race is underrepresented except for morons and garden gnomes. That’s why if the concern is about representation and inclusivity then we have every right to complain about overrepresented people when we ourselves are underrepresented.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek no they are way overrepresented.
      the nation is like half indian and mexican at this point. IDK why the media is so obsessed with blacks.

      my small town was unironically like 90% white 5-6 years ago. now half the people who come into my work don't even speak english

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol good bait. Pieces of shit and outdated farm equipment don't belong adorning TV screens unless it's to fix them

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i m not saying a black person has to star in every film
    >he can make art however he wants
    nig will think these are the takeaways from his rant

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a huge "fan" of thing
    >now here are the following reasons why i hate thing

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks in America are still like 15% of the population and most of Burton's stories are set in places where there are no blacks.
    >Blacks are not represented
    He made the black guy be the protagonist's best friend in Big Fish and Mars Attack Jim Brown is badass.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based black man understanding what it really means when whitey excludes you from stories and such.

    Everyone should know that when whites do this they want to erase you fictionally and literally.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you can't elicit actual "rage" everyone can plainly see so you have to pretend and repeatedly tell them they're raging trying to wish their rage into existence

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks really don't understand why goth fashion will never ork for them. You literally need to have pale skin to act as a contrast, or to look corpselike. Best you can do as a black person is Baron Samedi, but that's more voodoo than goth and wouldn't fit the victorian aesthetic.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ethnic narcissism is hilarious

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but as a Black person

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mars Attacks? Really? Jesus Christ.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any proof to this? Or is it just some schizo making shit up again for likes?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joel Schumacher recast Harvey to be white. Burton's Robin was also planned to be black for the third movie but when JoJo took over he quickly scrapped that idea and casted a white Robin.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tim Burton don’t cast blaccpeepo in he movies
    Didn’t he do Planet of the Apes a few years ago, though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Decades ago.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >White people merely existing makes PEE OH SEE feel bad about themselves part 47272921

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White people simply are the best fit for Burton's stuffy, gothic, gloomy, Bongish aesthetic. Similarly White people would look out of place in a setting inspired by feudal Japan. Imagine a bunch of pajeets in a Martin Scorsese film. Sassy loud blacks literally do not belong in something like Sweeny Todd, Edward Scissorhands or Sleepy Hollow. It barely matters because Burton has made one or two actual good movies.

    This social justice stuff is all just petty jealous at the end of the day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jealousy
      envy but same diff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best term is Ressentimement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It barely matters because Burton has made one or two actual good movies.
      These are Sweeny Todd and Mars Attacks.

      Nightmare and Corpse Bride were Selick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Henry Selick did not direct Corpse Bride, and regardless NBC wouldn’t exist without Burton’s concept
        And Mars Attacks over Beetlejuice? Really?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do this?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HUGE FAN
    >got an ick very quick cause no brothers in his movies
    >HUGE FAN BTW
    Very believable and authentic. Totally not Nightmare on Christmas once year energy.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck did this get 23k likes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The video itself was very boring, a couple of "I feel statements" that were poorly supported. So I suppose it self-selects for an audience lacking reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ, the projection in that pic

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ - grown ass men getting angry about Disney movies and twitter screencaps

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Burton wrote a charachter so black that he stole the concept of Christmas.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Fish was his last good film

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he was a huge fan and then one day randomly decided to become offended because there are no token black characters?
    Seems fake.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. We definitely need more White people writing blacks. Like that one guy who wrote that Miles Morales as Thor comics that the black community loved so much.

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