Do you like the emergency medical hologram?

If you had one in your house, what would you do?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d turn it into a hot chick and not some smarmy middle aged bald guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good thought, why can't the doctor shape shift like odo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kayfabe: He becoming more human, human no shapeshit
        Shoot: Ain't nobody got budget for that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mod it to being a waifu.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He actually became my favorite doctor. But he doesn't have any competition in my opinion. Maybe older fans love Bones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always liked the Voyager cast, they don't get enough credit for their character work.

      #1 Bones
      -
      #2 EMH
      -
      #3 Pulaski
      #4 Bashir
      #5 Phlox
      -
      #6Crusher

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He actually became my favorite doctor. But he doesn't have any competition in my opinion. Maybe older fans love Bones

        I think Crusher is one of the best characters in star trek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are not a real person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor is unironically my favorite Trek character

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At first I did but then on rewatch (hey I was a kid when it first came out) he's the worst chracter after Tom Paris, yes even worse than Neelix and Kes

    He's pretty much devoid of any fricking personality and 99% of his 'plot' is just 'haha is the doctor going to pretend to be human or not today'

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drink until you pass out
    >Doctor fixes you
    >you are fresh and healthy again
    >drink until you pass out

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bones
    >Crusher
    >Basher
    What should the Doctor's name have been?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His most canon name is Zimmerman

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was probably my favorite star trek character. Whenever he was on screen it made the episode better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quark did the same for me.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you had one in your house, what would you do?
    I'd leave it on long enough for it to start to enjoy it's personal time and develop hobbies, then I would randomly turn it off and on for massively varying lengths of time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently Picardo got the part after ad-libbing "I'm a doctor, not a nightlight" in reference to not being turned off.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which version?
    the one where he can roam around and has free will, or episode 1 emh that can only exist in the infirmary?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one with his Holo emitter strap on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would disable any moral or ethical subroutines and have him commit hilarious crimes while disguised as famous celebrities. Like have him be Johnny Depp and have him break into Amber Heard’s house and shit on her bed, that sort of thing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you would become friends with him too or just abuse it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a computer program anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, albeit a sentient one.

              If I had one, I'd use it for all the neurotic stuff I use WebMD for now. Also, regular pelvic and rectal exams.

              >Also, regular pelvic and rectal exams.
              Based.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have been on Picard. They were moronic not to use him. Could have continued that Doctor - 7 weird sexual tension.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen him on screen recently. Wonder how badly he's aged

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love him. Best character since Data.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I had one, I'd use it for all the neurotic stuff I use WebMD for now. Also, regular pelvic and rectal exams.

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