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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna lurk in his pants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Jaxxy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Put down the fricking knife Jaxxy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't want to put a fricking bullet in your head baby darling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll shit my pants
      And I'll shit yours
      I'll drop a turd
      Right down your drawers

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at most, cory tells him about threads he liked

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Cinemaphilereator lurks on here, every single one

    The only ones who don’t are the hanna barbera boomers who don’t know how to operate this site, and even that might be a minority

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        EEEEVERYONNNE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Every Cinemaphilereator lurks on here
      I'm so sorry they have to lurk on the worst board on Cinemaphile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see you never been to Cinemaphile. At least Cinemaphile kind of talks about cartoons and comics time to time. Cinemaphile is just... awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No and to prove it there WON’T be a worm in the first episode of season 2.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not ever since he accidently doxxed his brother who got harassed to the point of suicide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        About 5 years ago he was directly responding to sleepycast/oneyplays haters on Cinemaphile while at his brother's place and even took pictures of himself flipping them off, long story short they thought that's where he lived and his brother was already mentally ill at the time, they were falsely accused of possessing cp and his brother couldn't handle it and killed himself

        a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >haters on Cinemaphile

          Not surprised

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
          It could have been believable until this point. Zach actually had pretty comical anger issues and regularly snapped at people online, but I don't imagine him posting photos of himself online. Especially not Cinemaphile of all places. He's more of the "wall of text" type.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's even more fricked up than Chris's brother Burt who got decapitated rolling down a hill in a tire.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought he was killed by a big seaweed moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No he survived that, he was found washed up on shore a couple miles away. Had to be hospitalized for a bit afterwards and the tire thing happened a few years after that iirc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this never happened. dd & j and egoraptor made threads on Cinemaphile. zach never did. big fat liar.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and Tomar was the one spearheading that effort, it's why you never see them together off stage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh my god
          did that really happen
          zach get back to work

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >did that really happen
            No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based zach trying to gaslight everyone on the thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >haters on Cinemaphile

        Not surprised

        >a common theory is that this experience actually drove Zach to work harder and try to make people happy, which was inspired smiling friends
        It could have been believable until this point. Zach actually had pretty comical anger issues and regularly snapped at people online, but I don't imagine him posting photos of himself online. Especially not Cinemaphile of all places. He's more of the "wall of text" type.

        Guys. This is a stealth Oneyplays thread. Y'know, the guys who notoriously gaslight each other all the time and say made up shit?

        Use the ol' noggin a little bit. Critical thinking and such.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hello captain obvious.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently it needed to be said for a couple-o dum-dums.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently it needed to be said for a couple-o dum-dums.

          Forget the gaslighting, there's at least one parasocial schizo who's obsessed with creating rumors about Zach, sometimes Chris. It's bizarre. Also, you're going to get testicular cancer and lose both your nards someday. Be prepared.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Remember that guy who was fricking obsessed with Ding Dong specifically and kept making threads about him on multiple boards? Why do maniacs focus on these guys?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Friendless morons spending hours watching and REWATCHING the videos all day thinking they are his friends too having those conversations.

              t.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do maniacs focus on these guys?
              either jealousy, or mental instability catching on a perceived slight in a para-social relationship.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hope DD stopped lurking all Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he stopped coming here a long time ago and just keeps to himself which is good
                thankfully the threads about him pretty much stopped, now anytime brings him up they ask what he's up tp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Everytime I ask what he's up to I get told he's still e-begging and Streisanding himself on streams. Is that just Cinemaphile being overdramatic? Don't wont to look myself cause I saw a picture of his VRChat avatar he apparently streams with now that's a pink donkey with a dildo up it's ass or something. I just want to watch him stream kusoge without Chris phoning it in in the background again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Last I saw a few months ago he'll just stream and talk about stuff but for the most part he's quieter now
                Occasionally he'll go on twitter to say something about whatever but he's actually done a good job of not overdoing it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what

      Yeah, Tomar says it was accidental, but we all know he doxxed his Zach's brother so he could be his brother, kind of fricked up to be honest.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Cinemaphile creator lurks here from time to time, it's one of the best places to get honest feedback.

    Source: I am one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which show? I'm feeling ready to unload some honesty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either Ian or Jim Zub

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh I gotta say I wasn’t a big fan of your last big project. I mean honest opinion here it came off to much big not enough project.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's so many people here that are just mad at everything while also being severely autistic. How could you even get useful feedback?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you ever hang out in a general or any thread with a semi-consistent culture it gets pretty easy to tell when someones being an autist or trolling

        alternatively having your show being hyper-criticized on here probably leads to upping your own standards, you'll never please every moron on here but you might at least fix any more obvious issues

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm Interesting

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zach seems WAYYY more normie than 99% of his fans give him credit for. He says wacky things because he knows they're absurd, but if you listen to his serious reactions to things, he's very normie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so. Almost everything he talks about relates to internet videos, tidbit facts you'd find in video essays, goblins, rats, weirdos on the internet, mainstream current events, weird obscure current events, beheadings, Trump, and animation.

      What do you possibly consider "normie"?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you possibly consider "normie"?
        Somebody who thinks about and responds to things in an orthodox way. All of the shit you listed is a part of his comedy routine, said specifically because of how out-there and absurd it is.

        When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.
          if anything this is a good thing unironically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shad corey and stamper are the only real "out there" members of that clique the rest are pretty normal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait forgot julian that dudes a nutcase

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I mean. Everyone is somehow stupid enough to have convinced themselves that Zach is some sort of "wacky guy," but even in Oneyplays, he doesn't hide the fact that he has a conventional manner of looking at the world. That's why he loves absurdism; he's a person who's rooted in conventional logic.

        Now, I say none of that as an insult. Just that it's ridiculous that people somehow think he "fits right in" on Cinemaphile, when he clearly doesn't. Corey and Shad do, but Zach gets his memes second-hand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Zach gets his memes second-hand
          zach strikes me as more of an ifunny kind of guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zach knows when to reel it back. He was able to get a show on cable network, so he clearly has the ability to work in the normieverse. He also probably just calmed down a lot more as he got older. A lot of the edgy YouTube animators back in the early 2010s simply matured into regular adults.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't think he was ever the type to go on Cinemaphile. Just from how he reacts to things Corey says, as if Corey's talking another language, I just don't think he understands, thus never participated in, the culture of this website.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's mentioned before that he used to go on Cinemaphile, /misc/ was one of the boards he'd go on just to get news for certain things but this was before 2016 completely ruined everything on there

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not, he has money. Probably he's watching his money right now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but one of his more autistic new grounds friends probably tells him when Cinemaphile is shitting on him or praising him or talking about wanting to have gay sweaty sex with him and he probably responds with a "oh, okay"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So are you asking if he's a tourist?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    link to the episode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://userload.co/f/8a6ed42e1a12

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn I didn't know dolphins could do that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >https://userload.co/f/8a6ed42e1a12
        My autistic ass can't get this one to work. Got a mirror?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lurking?
    He probably makes a thread or two every day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I sincerely doubt he ever uses this website.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=359
        I just can't imagine him saying this to be edgy and not have some of that edge be real

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most of Zach's humor seems like stuff you'd find from lurking on Cinemaphile, why not?

          refer to

          >What do you possibly consider "normie"?
          Somebody who thinks about and responds to things in an orthodox way. All of the shit you listed is a part of his comedy routine, said specifically because of how out-there and absurd it is.

          When you hear Zach talk seriously, or when he's exposed to Corey (an actual Cinemaphile-esque weirdo) you can tell how socially normal he really is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most of Zach's humor seems like stuff you'd find from lurking on Cinemaphile, why not?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here? no. /b/ and /misc/? probably.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you're thinking of Jon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This dissonance between the character that's been created in people's minds and reality is astounding.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so. Hey Zach if you see this learn some improv if you're going to go down the "realistic conversations" route. Otherwise, your show is just going to sound like a podcast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No frick that, improv classes are gay and cringe the episode was funny because they were clearly doing phoned-in improv

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he does HEY ZACH LOVE THE SHOW KEEP IT UP

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if you met Zach IRL and you looked to the side of his head an realize his eyes aren't in his head but floating very closely to his face would you tell anyone?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one will believe me but I am Dan Povenmire, I read this board everyday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Dan. I hope you do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dan again, you are too harsh with Hamster and Gretel you might wanna wait for its release

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was pretending to be a hater of Smiling Friends just to get this place to watch it but that's about it. He's said in a video that he can't take places like this

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's tearing holes into his drywall whenever he sees a negative post about his show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just because he loves the taste of drywall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He pushes his monitor into the wall behind it every time he sees a criticism of his show.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's a redditor pleb. At most he just reads the greentext

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's too much of a normie to really come here

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a magnet for the Smiling Freinds special?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine the gang arguing in an airport for 10 minutes and the image in your head will be better and funnier than the actual episode.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zach seems to be against things that waste time and cheap dopamine rushes. He probably wouldn't come here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zach seems to be against things that waste time and cheap dopamine rushes.
      I honestly idolize the guy for his work ethic and it's something I've really been trying to emulate lately. Dude is disciplined as frick, Cory too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True, they inspire me a lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Zach seems to be against things that waste time
      ironic considering that last episode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, nobody's perfect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope, it was funny

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not ugly in any sense of the word but it's uncanny seeing him in the flesh again as a human

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take that picture, darken it a bit and make the background spooky and he'd look like some analog horror creature. His eyes are already kind of unnerving me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >His eyes are already kind of unnerving me.
        it's the lighting and the very slight asymmetry of his face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      STOP lying that isn't Zach. Zach is just a floating voice and a nose I refuse to believe otherwise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should've put those sunglasses on. Looks weird without them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he had darker hair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does his face get more weirdly swollen with each new picture?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Now I am become Norm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows he's a tiny goblin piloting one of those robot people from Men in Black.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OOORIONS BEEELT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha, you repeated the thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there's something really offputting about seeing Zach's voice come out of Herman Munster.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I download/watch the latest episode of his show? Forgot what it's called but heard there was a new episode a day ago or so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://userload.co/f/8a6ed42e1a12

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like eight or nine years ago he stated how much he hated Cinemaphile on sleepycabin due to how "matter of fact" the posters are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >says he hates Cinemaphile
      yet almost all those homosexual come back anyway cause they know we love and critique the shit outta their work. I hope Zach and co both see this post, cause they need to know their show is the best thing thats been on adult swin in a while. Also Cory is a big homosexual for hating the buu saga and everything it gave us, stop being a purist autist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay now WHEN THE FRICK DID I ASK FOR YOUR INPUT?! Mind your own damn business leave me the f alone dude.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SF is nothing compared to The Shivering Truth. Why that one didn't get 50 seasons is a mystery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that episode, they were taking about either a Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile thread. Niall said somebody was pretending to be him and he thought the imposter was a genuinely impressive question answerer, made me howl.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In case you come here Zach, I love the show and I've been a fan since the Newgrounds days.
    This latest episode wasn't funny, but hey, it was still entertaining and everything else was great so far, I guess it's just the expectation of a proper special that left a bad taste in my mouth. Don't let the negativity get to you, champ!
    Much love from Brazil.
    Michael is very cool too, give him some more love, everyone.

  29. 2 years ago
    Billy

    Jeff was having a twitter space conversation or whatever the other day, and he was saying that Cinemaphile rotts your brain, was he right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jeff made this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-8sufD2mo so all his opinions are invalid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Twitter rots it worse, love you Jeff.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he? Cinemaphile sucks.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Lionel Messi ?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Zach is here, I'll tell him that Chris should never invite Corey back to Oneyplays. Watching a mental patient spazz out over Sonic and then ramble about the idiotic things he does and thinks about isn't entertaining.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think Cory is fine so long as he has someone more normal to balance him out. Chris, Zach, and Cory don't work very well because they're all weird and so the most weird one tends to dominate. You need a straight man, like Lyle or Tomar.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SNEED

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares? do you think he's your friend?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he would drink a beer with me?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zach, please put Sam Hyde in an episode.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    keep the parasocial threads on reddit

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's mentioned on Sleepycast that he doesn't. All of them mentioned it. The only time they come here is when somebody tells them somebody is impersonating them.

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