Supposedly she was called for a sit down meeting recently to discuss her joining the Star Wars universe.
I wanna see her play a wookie!
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Do you think she has what it takes to save the galaxy?
I KNEW SHE WAS BECOMING A TWI'LEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God, they are desperate.
If Sydney is smart, she'll stay away.
smart? i didnt know she was some top tier going to win an oscar actress. she should make some bank while she has attention
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Such a hideous face she is probably playing an alien and won't need makeup lol
She’s cute, but she’s cute like Anya Taylor Joy was pre-mutilation. Whoever she has kids with, there’s like a 90% chance they’re going to look atrocious. Like little sideshow freaks. Those features will not blend well. Compare that to someone like Moner or Daddario.
>Mara Jade
Nah, miss me with that shit
found a walmart employee on their break
Black folk don't have jobs.
>No...Darth Paizuri...pls don't use Force Titfrick on me...
>Darth Paizuri
>cast hot girl
>hide her body under a robe and make her an ugly alien
They did that with Dafne Keen, gonna do again with her.
>gossiping about movie news
>gossiping about nuwars woke shit no less
OP is a fricking filthy troony
no bra or panties in space
It will take more than a pair of breasts to un-frick Star Wars
Madame Web didn't do enough damage, so she's looking to Star Wars to finish off her career for good.
>It will take more than a pair of breasts to un-frick Star Wars
Madame Web had breasts all around its cast. How'd that work?
Have they considered casting a blonde haired blue eyed White man to play a character called Luke Skywalker in a movie set after Return of the Jedi that completely ignores everything Disney has done up to this point? No? Then I still don't care.
>eats 2 chewable tums
I don't know what that means.
sorry about the iq. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're not going to vaguely insult me into liking Disney Wars, moron.
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However much Disney is paying you troons, it's too much.
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>hehe, if you don't like Disney Wars you have heart burn and need to take some kind of Southern American medicine from Louisiana
Why would you expect anyone to understand this incredibly specific insult, you moron?
kek let me get a burrito, bro
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I am never touching a star wars product again unless they
>Fire everyone currently involved including filoni
>Completely decannonize everything disney has made and also TCW
>Make the first new cannon project a movie filled with everything disney refuses to put in now: a badass adventurous wise cracking straight white male lead who kills lesser life forms like tusken's/trandoshans without a shred of regret, and has a slammin hot redhead sidekick who he plows the moment the credits roll. Loads of war porn, massive sense of scale, planets we've never seen before and interesting battle scenes being the main focus with little to know high school drama. A new republic that is very militaristic and utilizes the empires assetts, weapons, troopers and generals etc. to put down rebellions from sub human trash like geonosians.
>Continuing off the above point i want it absurdly over the top. I'm talking disney on their knees begging me to come back, saying they're sorry for what they did, a full blown struggle session in movie form.
Anything short of that and they can depend on their new audience to fund their garbage.
Kyle is the most angsty teenage fanfic name in the whole of Star Wars.
Do love him though.
>>Fire everyone currently involved starting with filoni
fixed.
>Loads of war porn
homie you just described Rebel Moon. How's that working? And while we're quoting you, why not just make an original movie? Frick Star Wars. I'm tired of seeing the same characters that are related to Anakin and Luke, or in your shitty example, Han Solo. Make a new frickin' original idea and film it. Frick Star Wars because the giant galaxy of Star Wars only revolves around two people.
Imagine if DC Comics only revolved around Wonder Woman/Princess Diana and Queen Hippolyta (which is a much better and 1:1 example than I imagined.) It'd get boring quick. Everything has to sync up for those two.
Frick Luke and Vader. Move on. Introduce some new nights in this shit, or move the frick on altogether.
>Frick Star Wars because the giant galaxy of Star Wars only revolves around two people.
I literally said new characters and planets we've never seen before you dense moron
Are you me?
It's a very common sentiment according to viewership and financial numbers. Frankly there was a time when I would have called such chudtastic demands to be cringeworthy but after the past 10 years of being urinated on this is where we are. I'm done being the bigger man, I won't give them my money OR my time to watch them rape the corpse of something I once loved.
>more women in Star Wars
Fricking hell, stop doing that
Okay, we're getting Hunter Schaefer on the phone.
Will she be Rey's victim in episode X?
>so, you'd like to commit career suicide
I mean she can't act for shit and those breasts won't stay up for too long. She may get a huge paycheck if Disney is desperate enough
I hope she doesn't. They will put her in some shapeless garbage bag and show zero skin, she won't be allowed to be cute much less sexy, whatever the material is will be worthless shit
In the end he won, he kept what little dignity he had left.
>@mytimetoshineh (My Time To Shine Hello)
>@canwegettoast (Can We Get Toast)
Reminder: MyTimeToShine and CanWeGetSome is the same gayot
Sydney fricks an ugly japanese man
Maybe Finn will lay the pipe this time
This homie is so fricking narcissist it's fricking funny, a little more and he will be in the same league as giants like Terence Howard.
Booba Fett
on the planet Naboob
get it?
She would make a good hidden daughter of Luke