Ahh it feels like only yesterday the James Holmes thing happened and I was making jokes about it at work and got fired because some homosexual girl overheard me and tattled to the boss
I always forget just how absurd this was. >the 4U crashing in Bane with no survivors >Dr. Pavel, big guy, Bruce Wayne and mosquito man all present in the narrative
Just a friendly little reminder that this scene was intentionally moronic and then intentionally leaked as part of a viral advertising campaign. Every single baneposter has been an unpaid shill, probably thousands of zoomers are watching this what would have just been a forgotten capeshit because you homosexuals keep posting it again and again as if it were ever funny.
What have you accomplished in the last 10 years? >lived in Denver, Miami, LA, Las Vegas >dropped out of college, then went back and graduated college >lost my virginity >bought my first car >started lifting weights >used finasteride and grew my hair back >stopped watching Star Wars shit
My life seemed to be going well until 2017 tbh. I went to uni, made friends as a freshman and even got my first proper kiss, lived by myself and got my own car, then suddenly everything stopped and I've been living in limbo since. I had to drop out because I wasn't passing any classes either, moved back to my folks who resent me about it and gave up my car because I couldn't afford it. Now I'm a virgin friendless neet and the past 5 years feel like they take place over the course of a month.
It would be if it weren't so fricking boring. These posts are trash.
That's just modern Cinemaphile in general.
the movie itself is not that important, the bane scene leaked earlier and thw first banepost was half a year before the film even released
we get a sticky almost every year for that, this is not sitcky-worthy
i did nothing. NOTHING. i spent all this time in my room, being bitter, stupid and useless. and it's ALL my fault. i could've improved. i had opportunities. and yet i kept posting, i got caught posting on this website and this became my life. the next part of my masterplan is dying and not be remembered. simply ending the bane of my existance. but that comes later. i'm a small guy for you.
>What have you guys accomplished in the last 10 years?
I have >done all the drugs >hit bottom and tried to kill myself >quit my IT job and became a carpenter for a bit >completed a university degree >got married >had kids >work for a major national bank >still unsatisfied with life
And here I am still posting this same stupid meme a decade later. No wonder I'm never happy.
Guys, we NEED to do something to commemorate this, we need to do a shot-for-shot remake of the plane scene. How many guys can we round up just to do this shitpost and quote the lines? No seriously, why aren't we doing this yet?
I want those 10 years back
I want the script that made this.
>implying the autist that made it didn't make it by hand
why is this compressed so well and I can barely make a webm half this resolution and a quarter of the duration that fits in the size limit?
>he can't make long high quality webms
kek
What's this from?
A shitty movie starring Cara Delevigne nobody ever needs to see.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets.
you wouldn't frick a fish
vp9 codec is allowed now
it's vp8
when i turn it on it cranks my filesize too high. if i try to put a limiter then the webm wont finish
git gud
I'm trying anon, what programs do you use? I use XMedia Recode but my webbies still need work.
skill issue
Beautiful
That's a big number
the nolan batman series are unironically my comfy kino, i can rewatch them whenever
Ahh it feels like only yesterday the James Holmes thing happened and I was making jokes about it at work and got fired because some homosexual girl overheard me and tattled to the boss
clearly an antifa plant. this is what started the liberal media takeover
>got fired for talking
I'd have sued.
>that last thing those people saw in the movie theater he shot up was the opening plane scene
What a way to go out.
never forget
>Les BAINS
I always forget just how absurd this was.
>the 4U crashing in Bane with no survivors
>Dr. Pavel, big guy, Bruce Wayne and mosquito man all present in the narrative
It's absolutely surreal, yet it happened.
No way the highlighted yellow text on the left is real
It is but its definitely the author of the article taking a piss
I remember it, it was posted by someone from Cinemaphile on some pilot forum and news outlets picked it up
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Here's to the next ten years.
THE BOY IS INSANELY CUTE SHOTA HOT
Just a friendly little reminder that this scene was intentionally moronic and then intentionally leaked as part of a viral advertising campaign. Every single baneposter has been an unpaid shill, probably thousands of zoomers are watching this what would have just been a forgotten capeshit because you homosexuals keep posting it again and again as if it were ever funny.
H O T
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Just a friendly little reminder that God Himself baneposted in 2015 with the Germanwings crash. If He is with us, who can be against us?
it was shown in a imax preview moron
it wasnt leaked and that one had bane with a different voice
YOU'RE A BIG BIRTHDAY BOY
that's a big birthday
Christcucks don’t know how to meme
So you're admitting you're a christcuck?
Based and Christpilled
cringe and sodomypilled
What have you accomplished in the last 10 years?
>lived in Denver, Miami, LA, Las Vegas
>dropped out of college, then went back and graduated college
>lost my virginity
>bought my first car
>started lifting weights
>used finasteride and grew my hair back
>stopped watching Star Wars shit
Absolutely nothing of note
And that's OK
Did you just invite yourself to blogpost? Frick you twit
>has been labeled the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history
How things have changed in just 10 years.
lmfao nowadays Americans break the ">biggest mass shooting in history" record every other week
>12 dead
>biggest mass shooting in history
Oh...
My life seemed to be going well until 2017 tbh. I went to uni, made friends as a freshman and even got my first proper kiss, lived by myself and got my own car, then suddenly everything stopped and I've been living in limbo since. I had to drop out because I wasn't passing any classes either, moved back to my folks who resent me about it and gave up my car because I couldn't afford it. Now I'm a virgin friendless neet and the past 5 years feel like they take place over the course of a month.
you were suppose to go to class dummy
social life in college is a meme
MODS STICKY
twitch.tv/hailtotheacebaby
The first Bane posting was in 2011z
I'm actually kinda torn on whether this is sticky-worthy or not.
It would be if it weren't so fricking boring. These posts are trash.
That's just modern Cinemaphile in general.
the movie itself is not that important, the bane scene leaked earlier and thw first banepost was half a year before the film even released
we get a sticky almost every year for that, this is not sitcky-worthy
baneposting wasnt a thing until early 2013
revisionist history
there was a stickied bane thread like 1-2 months ago. what was that about?
what the FRICK
i did nothing. NOTHING. i spent all this time in my room, being bitter, stupid and useless. and it's ALL my fault. i could've improved. i had opportunities. and yet i kept posting, i got caught posting on this website and this became my life. the next part of my masterplan is dying and not be remembered. simply ending the bane of my existance. but that comes later. i'm a small guy for you.
What have you guys accomplished in the last 10 years?
>What have you guys accomplished in the last 10 years?
I have
>done all the drugs
>hit bottom and tried to kill myself
>quit my IT job and became a carpenter for a bit
>completed a university degree
>got married
>had kids
>work for a major national bank
>still unsatisfied with life
And here I am still posting this same stupid meme a decade later. No wonder I'm never happy.
Would you be happier without being married?
STICKY NOW MODS
it is a big movie, for us
You’re an old movie
*sigh
somehow CIA returned
>I was 27
heh now you're almost 40
Impressive, very nice
>average 2022 Cinemaphile poster was probably in kindergarten when TDK released
really makes you think
Guys, we NEED to do something to commemorate this, we need to do a shot-for-shot remake of the plane scene. How many guys can we round up just to do this shitpost and quote the lines? No seriously, why aren't we doing this yet?
Because its too late to do something like this. 2015 would've been like the last time you could've done this.
What's wrong with just using a cheap green screen? or After Effects? or Blender?
>TDKR was 10 years ago
What the frick
NeatoBurrito, I know you're watching this thread, and I just want to say go frick yourself.
I wish I wasn't a virgin.
That's a big age.
>I'm 28
>been on Cinemaphile since I was 12, around 2006-7ish
>been here for more then half my life already