Doctor... WHO?!?

Doctor... WHO?!?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual violence is so hot

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kind of nonsense that happens when you let Moffat be showrunner

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly Chris Rock falls through the ceiling, stands up, and dusts himself off. Chris quietly walks to the center rod the room and proclaims "Blue Man Group gonna sue somebody!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *of the room, frick me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        (Chris Rock voice): "Don't feel bad, I've fricked up a joke or two in my day. Well not two. Exactly one. One joke. And I will never!!!! frick up!!! again!!!!! " *Chris stomps his feet to punctuate each forceful word*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          (Chris Rock Voice): "Also we should hang out some time and be friends and coworkers. I've been looking for a protege to take the mantle of FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE from my hands, and I'm giving you a shot to prove it!"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chris pulls his pants down revealing a rather impressive weiner. "What the frick?" I say.

            (Chris Rock Voice): "This is Hollywood. If you want to get ahead start sucking b***h!"

            In an act of defiance I grabbed his weiner and pulled as hard as I can. Suddenly Chris's weiner detaches, revealing a large penis underneath it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              (Chris Rock Voice): "Oh shit you just passed the test! You are now my official protege and friend and confidante and I'm going to go ahead and give you some money to get you started. How does $2.5 MILLION DOLLARS sound?"

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOC
    TOR
    WHO

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like doctor POO, amirite?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the Doctor and I am... GAY !!!!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is peak writing according to bongs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's certainly beats whatever the frick DW has been trying to do for the last 6 or so years lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is going to can this after 2 seasons. Then in another maybe 20 years it will come back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney owns doctor who?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, but generally, yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was doing that bad that the BBC were going to cancel it however, Disney swooped in to co-fund it and got the international release rights for Disney+.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          grim

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you are gay, yes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for confirming
              now we know it's grim for both gays and non-gays

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor... WHO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you will about gary glitter but rock and roll part 2 is a fricking tune.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife saw doctor who a few months ago with neil patrick harris playing a magician. She was furious that the quality of the show didn't meet her expectations and she would always lock herself in the bedroom while I was at work and yell frick the bbc over and over again. She's so tired since seeing what happened to the show

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you smashed all its teeth out you would have a blowjob machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, we're good. We've already got a blowjob slab.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on what we've seen so far in series 7 there's no reason to think you couldn't open a flap up in the back and use his butthole as a Fleshlight to cum inside

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's just a head though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There could be a body under there tho

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no there isn't
            you're only here for onahole fantasies, aren't you?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloody woke nonsense

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Talking space babies
    One special and a trailer and I'm already starting to look back on the chib era with fonder memories. That must be some kind of record.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho!

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got up and left

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor Dick

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