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Does /ourpooch/ Miles have that dog in him in order to come out on top

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Miles will be in the crossover episode?

    • 7 months ago
      Nobody

      Yep.

      https://i.imgur.com/d2zEKAx.png

      Does /ourpooch/ Miles have that dog in him in order to come out on top

      Mark flattens Milesjobber. Chucks that dimeless loser mutt into outer space.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.

      Would be the second black guy he accidentally beats to death

      Kek. Most likely the outcome.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a stupid fricking question.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Miles even tank Thor's punch?
    Can he even tank Hulk's punch?
    Can he even tank Supes punch?
    Yeah I know.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      miles is probably ineffective after getting wet

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miles got a pussy? Is that the hole that Gwen sticks her massive futa dick in?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone edit in Bejita

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      /Thread
      Why is this even a debate? Colossus alone would probably be enough to clap Miles

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venom Blast

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark can take a dip in the sun and survive, Miles is just a extra strong black kid, give me a fricking break

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles Morales would win because he’s a level 55 sorcerer with +5 attack points

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bronze Age Marvel readers will be familiar with the two axioms:

    1. Reed Richards Says it, it is True.
    2. Spider-Man can Beat Anyone.

    The question becomes: Did Miles inherit this axiom from Peter, or not?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles has a new one
      3. Anything Peter can do, Miles can do better with his new powers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well hes not white so thats a given really with marvel.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark can survive in space, Miles can't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Mark solos Jobhan then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's Jobhan?

  10. 7 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    Miles turns invisible, touches Mark with the instant win electric touch move and Mark screams and passes out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      does he really need so many speacial snowflake powers?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, because otherwise no one would remember it was a Miles fight.

        Miles turns invisible, touches Mark with the instant win electric touch move and Mark screams and passes out

        Sounds plausible but it still is moronic.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squashed like a Spider on the wall

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel constantly glazes Miles
    >Mark nearly dies every time he makes a fist
    I wouldn't even be mad if Miles won.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cmon do people really gonna pretend Miles or Peter has a chance of defeating the monster that is Mark

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do people really gonna
      do americans really

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you trying to do with this thread? Make me mad? Make me angry?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably general shitposting with anon's favorite poochie.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be the second black guy he accidentally beats to death

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok since this seems to be the direction this thread is going in:

    What is your ideal fight where Miles gets his shit absolutely pushed in? Who delivers the ass-whoopin', how, and why? He cannot die or be permanently maimed, and he remains Spider-man. Whether or not he learns something from the fight is up to you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not giving you free ideas you lazy disney shit. Come up with your own crap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His lesson is that there is a definite difference between street level and planetary level

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want him beaten to death with the corpse of Kong from Ultimate Spider-man (Bendis' self insert character).

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comic Book Goku who runs an interstellar empire of supermen and can crack open planets with his bare hands
    vs
    SJW Era Token Minority Spider-man

    gee I wonder.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of them is a RAPED b***h who was easily defeated and raped by a women and the other is a effeminate mulatto zoomer

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is stupid. Mark is Pre-Crisis Superman levels of strong. He flew straight through a planet and destroyed it.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a poochie

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why them?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to be ok?

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