Does Alien (1979) still hold up?

Does Alien (1979) still hold up?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All three Alien films do yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dyke doesn't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember having one of my first erection watching her sweaty body, and protruding nipples. Sigourney was such a goddess.

        She wasn't a ''dyke'' lol. You fricking basement dwelling incels really need to change their tune.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bring me my rape goggles

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rapes. Oh God the rapes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I guess I must make you nervous.
          What did she mean by this? Did she want some?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not screaming your lungs out just before you rape a b***h
      i shiggy diggy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the greatest sci-fi horror film of all time.

      And this.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry i mistyped, i meant 4

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alien Resurrection is kino and so is the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did the Alien know the button would do this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alien Resurection is a cool movie, you should watch it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They constantly got sprayed if they didn't do what the scientist wanted as a form of training. Watch the movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they received the same treatment for a long time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a scene like 10 minutes before this where they practically spell out word for word that they learn quickly. It got sprayed and realized it was from pushing that button.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jonesy's view as he stares at ripley wondering where his food is

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh mama sex cum OOOOH LET'S GO cummie I wanna suck those breasts and lick that poosi
    >gets a thick pube stuck in my teethe
    mmmm a trophy of admiration titty ttity booby flat tummy I want to lick and I want to make cum frickkkk sexy sexy sexy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's very good, but not as great as I remember. Aliens holds up much better.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean technically? As in production wise? No.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THICK MOIST UNSHAVEN MUFF

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's rather terrible. The effects can't really hide the fact that the alien is literally a tall Black person with a prosthetic upper body. If you aren't gen X or older, you will probably think it's a comedy skit.

    Aliens was not better, the alien got better and resembled more the alien that we all know now, but the movie was stupid and that's a problem with all the alien movies, they are just the same. They start with a premise of a crew coming across a distress signal or some reason to divert to a different place than was intended. I think Prometheus was the only one to differ from this but regardless they end up in a deserted world void of life. This ruined place as something that will infect one of the crewmembers with a chestburster or whatever facehugger, it changes but the end doesn't, who gets it first dies and passes it on. Now at this point some more die, the alien manages to escape to some duct pipe and they hunt it down unsuccessfully but in the end they manage to get it with only one person left alive.

    It can never be a story of humans defeating the alien, the alien always comes back and wins, despite being more like an insect than an intelligent being. There is no rooting for the alien as it only manages to ruin things for everyone and there's no reason to like it, it's the opposite, you don't like it because it's not a complelling character, there is no depth to it, it's just a run off the mill slasher bad guy who just kills shit and that's it. So really it appeals to low IQ people or sadistic misanthropes who like to see people getting killed and everything turning into shit.

    Considering the huge budget you would hope for something profound like Interstellar but you get basically the same story you get with all of the other movies of the same series but maybe a little refreshed in visuals by every iteration. I got really upset when I went to the kinoplex to see Covenant and I was hoping to see continuation to Prometheus but it just...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good movie, and your moronic pasta/opinion is fricking irrelevant. Keep sperging.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Typical sperg behaviour from you. You can't actually form a proper defense of the film or explain why he's wrong, so instead you throw a tantrum like an autistic twelve year old and insult him. Laughable.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you are the one who is sperging out, and writing some fricking moronic, idiotic garbage about aliens being a ''slasher''. have a nice day, you dumb frick. Also, using the N word for no reason. Yeah, you are a Pol/shitstain. Back to your containment board.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >or explain why he's wrong

          Oh shut the frick up, you are samegayging.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >allow me to tip my fedora and offer a yummy take
      frick off moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a fedora, it's a trilby. Get it right homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is that gif from?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They start with a premise of a crew coming across a distress signal or some reason to divert to a different place than was intended.
      You're an idiot and didn't even watch the movie. Just half assed listened to some youtuber tell you about it while playing on your phone. And the aliens WERE defeated in Aliens, completely. And they made it safely home. That doesn't change just because some moron director decided it was a bright idea to retcon it years later and make a trash movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a good movie and most everyone likes it. Your shit opinion is moved to the trash after wiping my buttocks with it

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come she looks so hot despite not actually being hot? Anyone understand what I mean?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great hair, great breasts, not fat i guess

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its still weird though as she is not what anyone would describe as a sexy women but she still looks really hot here for some reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno if it was bullshit, but I've read she had a lot of bush leaking in this scene, but they brushed it out. You can see bush in some Aliens scenes though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those low rise panties make it perfect.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have removed her bush?! Why?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder Cinemaphile likes it

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing about the Alien franchise is how it transcends various genres over the years.

    Alien
    >70s Horror
    Aliens
    >80s Action
    Alien 3
    >90s Edgy "Indy" movie
    Alien Resurrection
    >French Foreign Film
    Alien vs Predator
    >Hollywood Popcorn
    Alien vs Predator 2 Requiem
    >Straight-to-Tape B-movie shlock
    Prometheus
    >Reboot/Expanded Universe attempt
    Alien Covenant
    >Fan Service
    Alien Romulus
    >Demoting franchise for streaming content.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 is more of a drama than anything. Edgy “indy” movie more applies to Res imo.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys should play Isolation https://youtu.be/-haVtWlmbew None of the Alien sequels feel like a sequel as much as this game does.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s mostly just a playable version of the first movie only but with people shooting at you sometimes. Great game and lots of fun but it’s not an interesting sequel from a story standpoint imo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It’s mostly just a playable version of the first movie only but with people shooting at you sometimes

        An opinion worthy of a V/tard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lick my balls

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to playing fortnite homosexual

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I almost never play video games and I sure as hell don’t play fortnight you little pussy. Now lick my balls. I’m not gonna tell you again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up, and go back to playing moronic goyslop games.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have sex.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make me

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stfu.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ReleaseThePubesCut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surely you mean the uncut

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