Does anyone genuinely like Alien Resurrection? If so, why?

Does anyone genuinely like Alien Resurrection?
If so, why?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that maroon five?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he cheated on his pregnant Victoria’s Secret angel wife that he already has 2 kids to with a bunch of ugly Instagram models. Ops photo was a message to one of his mistresses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this the real story behind this screenshot? if so thank you for explaining it I finally have context for why I see this literally everywhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. He dm'ed a bunch of instaprostitutes and they claimed they had affairs with him. Nobody knows if it's true.

          The underwater scene makes Resurrections worth it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s absolutely true, dude had sex with Lindsey Lohan at one point. It’s well known he will have sex with anything and everything.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sex with Lindsay Lohan in the last decade or like when she was premium redhead giving out head?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tomboy Winona
    >dual guns dude
    >troonymorph getting sucked out into space
    >underwater scene was neat
    >Ron Pearlman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting gruff voice guy and thong girlfriend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mommy ripley takes barbell to the face
      >smiles
      >"I'm the monsters mother."

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit of a B movie but it's alright.
    Personally my favorite is Prometheus

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jeunet is a literal master director. Otherwise offhand it's been too long for specifics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He is only reason I find this movie bearable. The story is absolute trash but there's enough of the director's trademark weirdness that I can't completely hate it, Dominique Pinon is always fun to watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeunet is a literal master director
      master of cartoonishness

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone spoonfeed me this meme. I don't get it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Famous dude sexting every woman he can find on instagram
      the girl from that pic kinda looks like the human-xeno hybrid, the way she was posing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whether you like what was done with Aliens or Alien 3 or not, you can't argue that Ripley was poorly written in either. She's overpowered physically in both movies, saved by men in both, and yet is a strong character and well written female.

    Joss Whedon proves in A4 that the only way he can write strong women are as superheroes. Ripley acquires super powers and joins the one-dimensional ranks of Buffy, Black Widow, River Tam, etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His head is weirdly shaped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can't tell if the shit's photoshopped at this point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not shopped they just stretched the image

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its better than Prometheus , AVP , covenant

    Better because it doesn't ruin the concept of the alien as an unknown insect like lifeform from another planet

    (Le gooey goo that the big alien human made to be God and exterminator of god's creation is pretentious cringe and not scary)

    Better than avp because that film is pg13 rated trash that has alien and predator chokeslamming each other in full lighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aw cmon anon what you dont like aylmaos and super predator WWE? it even had a super tuff and badass black woman!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hybrid design is the best thing in the movie and for some reason its one of people's biggest problems with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense for the story but it's not cool looking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cool? he's a lab experiment and a tragic figure, no need to be cool

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great director
    Great cinematography
    Good music
    Good cast
    Shit script though

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien Resurrection
    better than 3. and better than nu-Aliens, which is blatant homosexualry.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do but it's mostly just because I watched it a lot a a kid like people who like the Star Wars prequels. I'm not going to pretend it's good though.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see why people don't like it, it has a couple stupid scenes but they don't ruin the movie.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was better than 3

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the story about them kidnapping criminals to hatch aliens in a lab, seems very cruel and what they would do, but it's also new in the franchise (in the movies at least, i know there's a ton of comics about aliens so i don't know).

    And i also love the scene where Ripley sees all the failed clones

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best ass scene of the 90's, and some feet shit for you freaks, I know you like that garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FEET ARE NOT SEXUAL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that arch is so sexy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that webm begs to differ anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Source??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alien: Resurrection, moronic coomer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah. This movie was so forgettable I had blacked it out totally. I knew there was Hellboy, Sigoruney, Winona in this one but nothing else.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Here's my rundown:

    >Original AY
    For slow burn slasher, atmosphere and artsiness
    >AY's
    For 80s action adventure + pinch of atmos of ^
    >AYIII
    For siege action mixed with random jailhouse drama element
    >AYRes
    For dumb escape the AYs action with a snappy modern feel.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best scene is the scientist who is obsessed and abusive to the captive aliens and when they learn how to escape

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do. It's a fun campy action movie.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The laboratory scene was awesome

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