>instantly assumes it means there was something wrong >ignores the plot of the movie being a guy caught up on some crush from high school
there's something about mary that got him hooked.I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
> I'm sorry, Mahrty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more.
>All day long, forever. All a hundred days. Ruth and Mardy forever 100 times. Over and over, ruthandmahrtyadventures.com. All 100 years. Every minute, ruthandmardy.com.
I wish my gf did. Her sister is staying with us now and has gorgeous blues and it’s driving me crazy. GFs are hazel at least but they are not exciting at all unless she puts eyeshadow on
>normally have deep blue eyes >get I’ll, vomit fifty times, walk past a mirror and notice they briefly turned so pale they were nearly white >tfw they looked better
Make you post bullshit on the internet? Yeah. It does. Your parents really shoulda avoided the stuff.
try it yourself, or are you not a man?
>There's something about Mary
What was ultimately wrong with Mary, in the end?
she's a, may sneed forgive me for uttering this word, a w*man
She was a prostitute.
>instantly assumes it means there was something wrong
>ignores the plot of the movie being a guy caught up on some crush from high school
there's something about mary that got him hooked.I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.
god isn't real mahrty buurrrppp
> I'm sorry, Mahrty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more.
he was talking about true detective chud
>All day long, forever. All a hundred days. Ruth and Mardy forever 100 times. Over and over, ruthandmahrtyadventures.com. All 100 years. Every minute, ruthandmardy.com.
Been married 19 years. I guess I’m an anomaly. We have fun about every day. It doesn’t have to be a dismal end. And yes, roody-poo, I’m old.
I remember seeing the end of this movie in theatres when I was 10 after not being able to find my way back to Jack Frost after using the bathroom
they moved the posters around for the next showings or something
or I was moronic
brehs... i wish i had blue eyes so bad
I wish my gf did. Her sister is staying with us now and has gorgeous blues and it’s driving me crazy. GFs are hazel at least but they are not exciting at all unless she puts eyeshadow on
go back normalgay
I have green eyes, blue eyes are pleb tier
I have plaid eyes. Suck it, pencilneck.
post em
ehh i've seen better green eyes. they can be hit or miss. i think blue eyes are just better
if I wear a green t-shirt they pop out like mad
Green is the rarest color. Congrats.
The color of the shit I took last night, whereas my eyes resemble the eternal sky and the sexy blue ocean
>he thinks the boring ocean and sky are better than all the world's plant life
ngmi mate
Green/brown or hazel at best. I deffo wouldn't go bragging about those dull eyes.
my mother tells me they're beautiful stfu
Blue eye master race.
those are pretty based eyes anon but I won't let go of my green eye superiority
fuchsia peepers masterrace reporting in
post eyes homosexuals
blue eyes white racist
I can’t. I don’t have a computer.
>normally have deep blue eyes
>get I’ll, vomit fifty times, walk past a mirror and notice they briefly turned so pale they were nearly white
>tfw they looked better
Every time.
>cum towel growing mushrooms
I've still yet to see it happen to my socks but I'm hoping one day I'll be able to eat fresh mushrooms every day!
>eating your offspring
Disgusting degenerate
i came in every sock in the house then threw them all out and bought more
did you remember to buy your roommates socks as well? if so, good chap
i misread the filename in thr image itself somehow as exoskeleton
People are so fricked up.
I’d hardly call this specimen a “people.”
Matt, I'm asking you a question. Do you know what Ritalin is? It's a mask, Matt. A mask.
>Tfw literally all my siblings have blue eyes and I was the only one that got brown eyes
Shit sucks. I am convinced if I had been born with blue eyes my life would be 2-3x better.