Does jane thor make beta ray bill story redundant? It is just horse guy but normal hammer now

Does jane thor make beta ray bill story redundant?
It is just horse guy but normal hammer now

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good
    mcu needs to keep it's mickey mouse fish scalers away from based horse guy anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine all the quips about his horse face if they ever introduced him into the mcu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or the quips about his name.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why the long face
        >didn't netflix make a cartoon about you
        >so... what parts of you are that of a horse's?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >why the long face
          That's so marvel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I guess call me Alpha Ray Thor.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Magic hammer, but a horse guy!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any chance someone could shop mjolnir here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NORMAL HAMMER
        >BUT A HORSE THOR!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Failure

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor wouldn't kiss the horse guy. Probably.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, Gorr makes beta ray bill redundant so long as Gorr and beta ray bill aren't arch rivals, because Gorr is an evil "atheist" and beta ray bill is a good atheist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that the sequel bait is"Zeus gets pissy and sends in Herc", they'd probably be rivals and the general arc is that Bill is a humble mortal who gained power of a supposed god and didn't let it ruin him while Herc is the opposite.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense
        then there wouldnt be any thor on the movie I guess?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That would likely be a subplot. Thor himself echoes a lot of the same beats though he was only a man for a minute so he'd likely be played for laughs trying to interject into that subplot as expected of Tiki Whattaburger
          Hercules would a sub-antagonist. Since Surtur is already dead I can't imagine who would replace him for the idea of the Main Antagonist who exiled Bill's race.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think you solved the problem. But I guess they won't give him an asgardian weapon
            Maybe a greek weapon!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Write Gorrter out of the movie somehow and bring Stormbringer along, maybe somehow she gets separated from Stormbringer and they loosely work Beta Ray's origin around that rather than Mjolnir. The movie ends with them reunited. In Bill's infinite humility despite needing it give it back to Gorr Jr and will find a new awy to save/help his people without that power. Hercules now a good guy having found his new humility gives Bill the Adamantine Mace in its stead as he has nothing so important that it wouldn't be better in his hands and Zeus can eat a big bag of dicks but not in the way he likes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >who would replace him for the idea of the Main Antagonist who exiled Bill's race.
            We have Aries, and Enchantress

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I suppose in the minds of Marvel people Sylvie is Enchantress (and a Loki at the same time)
              There is Mangog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would likely be a subplot. Thor himself echoes a lot of the same beats though he was only a man for a minute so he'd likely be played for laughs trying to interject into that subplot as expected of Tiki Whattaburger
        Hercules would a sub-antagonist. Since Surtur is already dead I can't imagine who would replace him for the idea of the Main Antagonist who exiled Bill's race.

        You’re forgetting that all of these potentially interesting plot elements will be shoved to the side so Taika Waititi can laugh at his own jokes for two hours

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh know I'm totally aware, and I'm happy I checked out of the MCU before Herc showed up though ironically my favorite iteration of him does lend well to humor, I just don't trust Taki Wikipedia to not just say "I'm bored, He's boring" and completely misuse him.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should have snagged The Rock to play Hercules again, saved him from this Black Adam shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No the shitty ass "Stormbreaker" did

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