>t. never watched Bluey and has no intention of even trying to do so, convinced that their understanding of this show that they've never watched is correct.
If you're that caught up on labels that you can't value things on an individual basis then you are severely dependent on cognitive heuristics and most likely don't have an IQ above 100. I don't even watch kindergarden shows but their opponents seem to be overtly authoritarian and cognitively lacking.
NTA, but for one, it's not about learning the alphabet, it's about vocabulary. Two... idk, it cute
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>grown man using the word "cute"
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God damn, you sound like a pain to be around...
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>how dare you call people out for acting like children
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>describing something as cute is childish
Again, you just sound like the worst buzzkill.
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>talking like a child is childish
uhhhhhhhhh yea
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Calling something cute isn't talking like a child.
Who the frick beat you as a kid?
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using the word "cute" is feminine as frick, its what youd expect from a child or woman, not an adult man
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>it's about vocabulary. >it cute
The irony is palpable. Go watch some more episodes and hope it helps you build a proper vocabulary. You express yourself like an illiterate Black person.
>"Pleeeease? You KNOW I can't do my business inside!" >"There's a pad in the corner." >"C'mon, that's like asking you to wear a diaper!" >"Sounds like a good time, then." >"... What?" >"What?"
what if somebody did this with something like Mickey Mouse?
Like, some dude in mouse ears screams "Mickey Mouse, ha ha!" over and over again while gunning down people.
Could the association ever cause disney stock to take a hit or have to redesign the character?
how close to "source material" does a property have to be to a horrible tragedy to cause it to get retired?
I don't think one incident could cause something that drastic considering just how massively popular the IP is but I guess a good real world example is Embers Ghost Squad
Why even shot up for nothing and gain even more hatred? /misc/ keeps hammering it down not to shoot up random places because it makes there cause look bad but these idiots do not listen
>"we gays don't go around walking naked in front of children, it diminishes our message" >some man does it to make gays look bad >"SEE HOW GAY PEOPLE WANT TO WALK NAKED IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!?"
This is how we unwind FROM touching grass, butthole. Martha Speaks and Dragon Tales were the shit. Why does PBS never release complete series on dvd, instead doing that dumb shit where they put like 1 or 2 eps on a dvd with a couple eps from 4 or 5 other shows in some "theme"? I would love to have official release dvds instead of pirating.
>he actually believes adults watch and consume preschooler shows
You are getting trolled hard dude.
>Why are you still watching cartoons you fricking manchild >he actually believes adults watch and consume preschooler shows >Posting this on the board with constant threads for Elinor Wonders Why, Bluey and Paw Patrol
I remember when Martha Speaks first aired in 2008 and thinking it was one of the less dumb PBS shows as far as the concept was concerned.
However, the parents being interracial was social engineering propaganda though and for whatever reason the show is hellbent on teaching kids spanish for some reason like so many other PBS shows.
meh/10 surprised it lasted 6 seasons according to wikipedia.
>However, the parents being interracial was social engineering propaganda though and for whatever reason the show is hellbent on teaching kids spanish for some reason like so many other PBS shows.
In the manga she's a white ginger
>"Martha, time for walkies!" >"Hnng... just let me beat this first level in the game!" >"You've been playing that game for two hours, and you haven't made it past the first level?" >"It's a lot harder without human paws!" >"Hands." >"Whatever, I'm so close to the end of the level this time!" >Martha bounces up and down in the computer chair, her voice rising in tone near the end of her last statement >"You know you can save the game at any point, right?" >the sound of water spilling from the chair to the hardwood floor fills the room >"Now you tell me..." >"Oh, come on!"
It's a show for kindergarteners that you shouldn't watch at your age
We have Blueye threads here mate. It's too late for that.
The difference is, Bluey is targeted at children, but doesn't completely dumb itself down to the point where it's a pain to watch
Are you actually fricking mentally handicapped
>t. never watched Bluey and has no intention of even trying to do so, convinced that their understanding of this show that they've never watched is correct.
>>t. never watched Bluey and has no intention of even trying to do so
See
>It's a show for kindergarteners that you shouldn't watch at your age
see
Bluey is dumbed down, you're a pedophile
Bluey is way more moronic than Martha Speaks you condescending manchild
Crawl back to your pedo friends in
You gonna add Bluey to your shitposts, Barneygay?
Fairly bold statement when those threads regularly hits 5+ days, which means they consist mainly of (thinly veiled) page10 bumps.
Did you say this in the Loud House threads as well?
If you're that caught up on labels that you can't value things on an individual basis then you are severely dependent on cognitive heuristics and most likely don't have an IQ above 100. I don't even watch kindergarden shows but their opponents seem to be overtly authoritarian and cognitively lacking.
lol you creep you watch a show for little babies baby need his nappys?
Martha Speaks is genuinely funny though
It is
why are you so autistic ronaldgay
cause ronald is autistic
bro its a fricking kids show teaching you your ABCs
I guarantee you've never seen a single episode of this show
ok, explain to me the complexity of martha speaks and how it inspires you as an adult man
NTA, but for one, it's not about learning the alphabet, it's about vocabulary. Two... idk, it cute
>grown man using the word "cute"
God damn, you sound like a pain to be around...
>how dare you call people out for acting like children
>describing something as cute is childish
Again, you just sound like the worst buzzkill.
>talking like a child is childish
uhhhhhhhhh yea
Calling something cute isn't talking like a child.
Who the frick beat you as a kid?
using the word "cute" is feminine as frick, its what youd expect from a child or woman, not an adult man
>it's about vocabulary.
>it cute
The irony is palpable. Go watch some more episodes and hope it helps you build a proper vocabulary. You express yourself like an illiterate Black person.
>The irony is palpable
Thank you.
>as an adult man
physically i am a 6'2 obese bearded adult but on the inside im 5 years old
are you forgetting what board you're on?
What happens here
I saw artwork that indicates Martha soon learns a new word: "violated".
Am I correct in remembering the original Martha book being featured on Reading Rainbow?
It was, and Tabitha St. Germain sounds a lot like Jo Hayden's Martha.
Trade you creepy dog video's.
One day i'ma write Levar burton a fan letter thanking him for reading to us as kids. Guy's a treasure.
Didn't they have to add a disclaimer to not feed dogs alphabet soup because so many kids were doing it and getting their dogs sick?
that was probably in the original book to begin with
oh god what the frick
It'll always hold up for the CIA
>invents a chip that takes full control of any living thing that it's attached to
>proceed to use it to make a dog obedience school
Are there other intelligent yet incompetent villains like these 2?
>"But I don't want to collectively control the unenlightened masses. I want to make more obedient pets!"
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THE VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL
>Are there other intelligent yet incompetent villains like these 2?
Dr. Forrester and Frank from MST3K. Pearl and her morons too.
I shipped her with TD. Only another autist could reign in his autism.
Forgot image
Everything went better than expected
I bet her manifest would be more coherent than her human lover's
>"Pleeeease? You KNOW I can't do my business inside!"
>"There's a pad in the corner."
>"C'mon, that's like asking you to wear a diaper!"
>"Sounds like a good time, then."
>"... What?"
>"What?"
but she's not a golden retriever, she's a pitbull/lab mix
>No your honor, I did not poop on Johnny's bed.
>"Speaking of, I could -really- use an 'outside' break, if it wouldn't be too much trouble for the court."
You think that murderer has found out that we know about Martha?
Haha she's so fat what a fat dog what a chubby pooch
what's this?
You learn something new about mass shooters everyday
MKULTRA trigger, just like that applebees ad.
truly fricking bizzare world we live in
The best part is the artist is black
That is the best part. Thankyou.
what if somebody did this with something like Mickey Mouse?
Like, some dude in mouse ears screams "Mickey Mouse, ha ha!" over and over again while gunning down people.
Could the association ever cause disney stock to take a hit or have to redesign the character?
how close to "source material" does a property have to be to a horrible tragedy to cause it to get retired?
I don't think one incident could cause something that drastic considering just how massively popular the IP is but I guess a good real world example is Embers Ghost Squad
her voice actress have no right to sound like a hot milf
Martha speaks, and I listen.
>Contains Litteral Belgium nationalist propaganda
frick this show
Frick Randy and frick the furgay who ruined Martha
Why even shot up for nothing and gain even more hatred? /misc/ keeps hammering it down not to shoot up random places because it makes there cause look bad but these idiots do not listen
>not knowing when something glows
ngmi
>"we gays don't go around walking naked in front of children, it diminishes our message"
>some man does it to make gays look bad
>"SEE HOW GAY PEOPLE WANT TO WALK NAKED IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!?"
>t. homosexual
It’s ok
My favorite cartoon destroyed by incels
Why are you still watching cartoons you fricking manchild, go outside and touch grass.
Because they're entertaining? Relax , not everyone is as joyless as you
>he actually believes adults watch and consume preschooler shows
You are getting trolled hard dude.
I've seen every episode
This is how we unwind FROM touching grass, butthole. Martha Speaks and Dragon Tales were the shit. Why does PBS never release complete series on dvd, instead doing that dumb shit where they put like 1 or 2 eps on a dvd with a couple eps from 4 or 5 other shows in some "theme"? I would love to have official release dvds instead of pirating.
>Why are you still watching cartoons you fricking manchild
>he actually believes adults watch and consume preschooler shows
>Posting this on the board with constant threads for Elinor Wonders Why, Bluey and Paw Patrol
homie you are 30
I'm 25
Doesn't matter. If you are 25 years or older and STILL watch cartoons targeted for pre-schoolers, you need to be sent to a mental asylum ASAP.
This also applies to the 18 - 24 crowd as well.
Built for BHC
Payton shouldnt you be in jail right now
if you don't have a knot you can't properly satisfy a dog thoughever
Best episode?
The ones about greek gods
Arthur did one like that too
"hold up"?
This is a show for the littlest of babies to tell them what the letter "B" is.
How can it have any value to an adult?
no you moron it teaches words not letters
So only kids can find talking dogs funny? Does that make Family Guy a kids show now?
Have you asked blueygays the same question
Zoophilies.
Martha Speaks to the dead through her Tarot deck and crystal ball (what, you thought alphabet soup was the only reason she started talking?)
More like Martha Glows
Is Martha male or female I need to know
>Martha was an average dog
>SHE went...
What do you think?
what is it Martha? you want me to kill them all?....yes, I guess I have no choice.
If you fed Martha say Hiragana alphabet soup would she too acquire extensive knowledge of the Japanese language?
If you fed Martha your semen would she acquire extensive knowledge of your genetic makeup?
>"Kyo no kotoba wa omorashi"
my theory is she actually learned the english language already from growing up around it, the soup just let her realize it
Well, that, but also
Probably, there was an episode where those 2 villains switched up her soup cans with polish versions and she began speaking polish.
I remember when Martha Speaks first aired in 2008 and thinking it was one of the less dumb PBS shows as far as the concept was concerned.
However, the parents being interracial was social engineering propaganda though and for whatever reason the show is hellbent on teaching kids spanish for some reason like so many other PBS shows.
meh/10 surprised it lasted 6 seasons according to wikipedia.
>However, the parents being interracial was social engineering propaganda though and for whatever reason the show is hellbent on teaching kids spanish for some reason like so many other PBS shows.
In the manga she's a white ginger
I like the episode where she got fat
Martha Speaks is genuinely a great show
how
It's funny
It's a show for toddlers, why would it hold up?
*preschoolers
Even before the shooting you could seldom discuss the show itself here. Nonstop cookie posting, now it's just political cookie posting
Because Cinemaphile is a shithole
>"Martha, time for walkies!"
>"Hnng... just let me beat this first level in the game!"
>"You've been playing that game for two hours, and you haven't made it past the first level?"
>"It's a lot harder without human paws!"
>"Hands."
>"Whatever, I'm so close to the end of the level this time!"
>Martha bounces up and down in the computer chair, her voice rising in tone near the end of her last statement
>"You know you can save the game at any point, right?"
>the sound of water spilling from the chair to the hardwood floor fills the room
>"Now you tell me..."
>"Oh, come on!"