>doesnt get a single splinter

>doesn’t get a single splinter

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his hands and feat are hard leather

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then why did Jane fall for him? That can't feel good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have pretty hard callouses and they feel normal on touch

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclists: do you get bugs in your mouth?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's rare. You don't bike with an open mouth. The eyes are worse but just wear protection glasses for any longer sessions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's rare because there has been a massive insect dieoff in the last few decades. Pesticides have changed the biosphere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then they wouldn't attack the eyes which they do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess they just migrated to my country because there's a shitton of them every summer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if I'd count myself as a cyclist, but when I do go cycling, I mostly catch bugs in the hair on my forearms for some reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mouth happens maybe once every year
      Eyes pretty often
      Some lil fricker stuck on my sunscreen applied face: all the fricking time

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't he have a beard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rumour is Disney had a weird aversion to good/hero characters having beards. Captain Phoebus in The Hunchback of Notre Dame had a little chin patch and that was a first.

      Suppose if you're designing a character it gives off the impression they're unkempt or a pirate or something. Gotta draw these men with no hair below the scalp just like leading men had to shave their chests back in the day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the genie in Aladdin had a beard though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright so that anon for got about the genie doesn't mean you have to split hairs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the genie isnt a good guy, anon, even if he helps you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He shaved it with fire and a rock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, he trained a monkey to be his barber. And a maid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe because his mother was I*ish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that really why I can't grow a beard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kind of creepy how his parents spends most of the runtime as cat poo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More likely as worm poo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never noticed that. cool

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This was the first home invasion/ double murder I ever saw on screen. The impression stayed with me a long time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that really why I can't grow a beard

        Most men in Ireland have beards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the rule of thumb was mom=your head, dad=your face

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's your dad=corner, your mom=my dick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my face and body is split down the middle with my moms genes on the left and my dads on the right
          Im on some solidus snake shit over here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit I always thought it was just me who had that.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes you soft, coddled little homosexual, skin gets calloused and tough after years of physical labor or living in a jungle, you might understand this if you'd ever worked a day in your life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only white dalits would know something like that to be fair

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its magic

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was one of the last Disney kinos. After that came lilo and stitch (2002; kino) and then it was only trash.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever got a splinter while listening to Phil Collins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be in my heart.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you spent 30 years walking without shoes your feet would be tough as hell

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Gorillas have tiny penises, so Tarzan probably wears a Loim-clothe because he’s embarrassed of his larger size

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you consider tiny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have 1-2 inch peens. Even the silverbacks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's true, humans have the biggest dicks of all primates. Scientists theorize it's to make females enjoy sex more and thus be more loyal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fun fact: humans are so pathetic they don't even have a head crest

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >great animation
    >great story
    >great soundtrack
    This movie deserves to be mentioned together with lion king, aladin, hunchback etc but for some reason people always forget it exists

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this style of animation is dead
    why even live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you shrek for killing western animation

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You only get splinters from cut wood, when has anyone got a splinter from a tree?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your feet get hardened if you never wear shoes. Historically Zulu soldiers used to go into battle barefoot, and they'd intentionally harden their feet by stamping thorn bushes day after day.

    The downside though is that there's way more parasites in Africa that can burrow into your skin, which you're exposing yourself to by going barefoot. Barefootness is a serious problem in a number of countries. I always thought it was interesting how since humans evolved in Africa the parasites on that continent are FAR worse than any other, since all this nasty shit evolved alongside us specifically to be human parasites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >since humans evolved in Africa
      still believing this israeli lie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a hypothesis that some modern ailments like allergies are due to people in developed countries NOT having parasites. I.e. we evolved with the expectation that certain parasites would alter our biology (like our digestive system relies on bacteria).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If your feet is hard then how can the parasites burrow into it?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He monke

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bark doesn't give you splinters

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Phil Collins and I don't care what the South Park homosexuals think about it.
    Yes, even Sussudio.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post Jane

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love conquers splinters.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the TV show as good as I remember?

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