Don't be a pseud, just explain in plain english what's actually going on in Twin Peaks. I don't get it.

Don't be a pseud, just explain in plain english what's actually going on in Twin Peaks. I don't get it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOO-wee looks like we got another filtered traveller boys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're going to be a pseud homosexual who pretends he got something but can't even say what it was then just frick off back to r*ddit and die. homosexuals like you ruin every thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Basically a regular guy fricks around with demons from native American hell. It's not that complicated? The good spirits try to intervene but always lose because good is dumb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          explain to me Lost please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nobody is going to explain anything to you, because there is no explanation. everyone will have their own stupid interpretation because lynch is a massive overrated hack who does not make films with any cohesive plot in mind. he will through in and cobble together vague dreamlike scenes and stitch them up into something that almost resembles a HINT of a story. due to his connections, he has been falsely regarded as some kind of genius filmmaker, the kind of scam that is self perpetuating due to duping morons into joining the shills as useful idiots.

        There is also abstract art brainlets. Literally there not being a meaning even by the writer himself.

        I personally prefer surrealism though where it's still fricked up but you can see a clear meaning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There is also abstract art brainlets.
          what a fricking surprise, the useful idiot that fell for Lynch's bullshit also fell for the modern art cia bullshit. you are so moronic that i am leaving the thread.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are stupid, the biggest weakeness of Lynch for me are precisely his abstract art moments (because as I said I prefer surrealism (and I'm not convinced abstract art should be ever respected)).

            It's why my favorite works of his highlight the atmosphere and not so much the symbolism.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            also,
            lynched.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I am a homosexual moron
            ok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOT diggity dAMN!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can explain what it's like to be based, either you are or you aren't, and you aren't.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody is going to explain anything to you, because there is no explanation. everyone will have their own stupid interpretation because lynch is a massive overrated hack who does not make films with any cohesive plot in mind. he will through in and cobble together vague dreamlike scenes and stitch them up into something that almost resembles a HINT of a story. due to his connections, he has been falsely regarded as some kind of genius filmmaker, the kind of scam that is self perpetuating due to duping morons into joining the shills as useful idiots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to argue with that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LYNCHED
      Unironically. David Lynch movies are pretty fricking cut and dry, especially compared to other art films. What makes them incomprehensible to pseuds is the average pseud lifestyle. It's the normiest shit Lynch films that ends up stumping them completely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lunched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called mystery, I actually like it that you can't solve it

      And it certainly is stuff where only the maker knows if it was on purpose or happy ccidents that lead to final cut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I actually like it that you can't solve it
        >can’t solve it
        Talk about filtered holy shit lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he told them the truth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My only experience with David Lynch is Eraserhead and that one seemed pretty straightforward. The movie shouldn't be taken too literally as it's just a collection of metaphors designed to help you feel like the main character. Which is utter horror and discomfort at having had an unwanted and unplanned child while already generally unhappy in life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically lynched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically based, look how the pseud copes by saying
      >f-filtered
      >y-you got lynched hahah

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Traumatized woman has a complex dream and her subconscious attempts to wake her up from it.
    Succeeds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait wtf explain how you came to this conclusion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the show.
        Consider this: the entire universe of Twin Peaks is a confirmed dream. You hear it constantly, and even see the pivotal moment that Cooper realizes it himself, and then knows exactly what to do, basically a second layer of Cooper awakening (similar to how he had woken up as Dougie Jones).
        He immediately sets out to "change the story," in a ploy to throw the dream offkilter enough to let the dreamer know that she's dreaming, thereby waking her up.
        This works perfectly, as it turns out. Laura's new persona, Carrie Page, remembers the previous reality. It sinks in that if that previous life doesn't exist, then this one must not either: she must be dreaming. Shocked by the revelation, she screams (a scream that likely carries over to the waking world akin to a night terror). Cooper happened to get this done just in time, the moment he began to forget the previous reality himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Zero evidence for any of this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            As far as the dream thing goes, Cooper says plainly 'We live inside a dream.' And he's watching himself from the third person in the scene.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            more evidence for this one than most of the others here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and even see the pivotal moment that Cooper realizes it himself
          What moment?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This one.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh frick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I just realised I was gonna ask who is the dreamer? But then I realised that question is actually asked in the show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, this sounds like fricking Elder Scrolls meta lore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have you ever read C0da? Michael Kirkbride is the closest thing to David Lynch video games has ever had.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >muh vidya
              Grow up already anon, what are you, 30

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Twin Peaks has an official video game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Grow up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Grow up

                You're on the capeshit board filled with manchildren, you don't have any right to tell anyone to grow up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Grow up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. So is kirkbride a hack for stealing the universe is a dream idea and that by achieving self awareness you can influence the dream however you want?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i agree with anon kirkbride is a hack he just copied from other works

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he’s a hack, no it has nothing to do with him stealing an idea.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The idea isn't unique to Kirkbride or Lynch for that matter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes he’s a hack, no it has nothing to do with him stealing an idea.

                i agree with anon kirkbride is a hack he just copied from other works

                So what did kirckbride steal from?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hindu philosophy. The idea is as old as time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The dream argument to name one thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >filename
                suble

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well played sir

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Matrix.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They all stole it from Plato so who gives a shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This also explains the cheesy soap opera elements of their world. I'm fine with this explanation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So is it Carrie who dreamed about her life? Or Laura? is she a cokehead IRL or do we not know her real trauma?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >or do we not know her real trauma?
            i think it's implied here in this very thread that the realm she is held in with cooper is the trauma, cooper having studied tibet and meditation and so on, could be seen as her realising samsara through transcendence by dreaming of a FBI agent
            still, hard to remove the angels from FWWM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's worth mentioning that to Lynch with his spiritual beliefs, dreams, television, our reality are all different orders of the same reality and we're the universal-life-force's "dream" as much as the TV show is Lynch's "dream" so to him "it's a dream" doesn't mean the events are any less real or carry any less weight than what happens in our reality.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like it a lot

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In plane english? He was taking off, puttin the landing gear down, experiencing a little turbulence, he gaan, crank calling air traffic control, pitching and yawing left and right, flying without instruments, the oxygen masks coming down after loss of cabin pressure, eating an in flight meal, storing his carryon bag safely in the overhead even if it might shift in flight later. He was checking bags, buzzing the stewardess and waiting for the bathroom all at the same time he was thinking about renting an in flight movie to enjoy with his peanuts. Flying like a Chinese pilot, one wing low.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plane english
      Do Americans really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This anons explanation is really flying under the radar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was he crashing the plane with no survivors?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he was, it would’ve been very painful for him to do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          D.B Cooper was not expected in the wreckage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking panam shits

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a metaphorical story about Lynch's journey to become transgender.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is an evil presence named Judy that has her demons chilling in the black lodge, like Bob and the arm. Bob gets out of the black lodge and fricks people up and then eventually doesn't want to go back in. There is electricity and shit and a monkey having to do with Judy's evil presence. Cooper trys to save Laura at the end but at a cost of them being trapped with Judy in an alternate universe. That's about all I got from it but we aren't supposed to talk about Judy so I'm fricked. I hope this helps. Still kino to watch though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Judy = israelitedy. Lynch knew, same as Kubrick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trapped with Judy in an alternate universe.
      You got filtered. He ended up breaking that reality by bringing Laura to her home in the previous universe. The crash to black was the dreamer waking up, destroying the trap.
      It's no coincidence that the last shot of Judy we see is her failing to stab Laura's photo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The crash to black was the dreamer waking up
        I like this interpretation because that abrupt way it ends is kind of miserable, it's heartless and it feels appropriate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's basically how dreams end. The fade into Laura talking to Cooper was her whispering that the only way to end the madness was to end the dream itself. It meant the destruction of a universe he himself had fallen in love with, hence the crestfallen expression mixed with acceptance.
          The story had to end. It couldn't go on forever. Of course, that also mixes with a metanarrative point Lynch was making.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MJ was behind it all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait what in the frick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to sound like a pseud, but Twin Peaks is not a puzzle with rigid pieces that need to be put together to get the clear image of what happened. It's more abstract and fuzzy, you need to "feel" Twin Peaks rather than trying to consciously understand everything that's going on. It does sound pretentious and even silly in theory, but once you actully try to do it, ie let go of trying to connect the dots and just accept the flow, the mood, the process, you will understand on the subconscious level it's actually a very honest, sincere way of "getting" Twin Peaks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pseud or pseudo-intellectual would be someone actually trying to interpret the series for OP sounding like a smartass.
      Lynch enjoys surreal dream atmospheres and that's what it is, nothing pretentious about pointing that out I think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree. I think telling people how to feel is wrong because the subconscious process of feeling cannot be put into words, so what I did was playing the language game of vaguely describing something that cannot be described and that a person should come to themselves.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically a midwit take. Creativity, the subconscious, dreams, art, works, they all involve a concrete and specific language that radiates universally. If you haven’t realized this by now though, you unironically never will. You’ll probably kick and scream and dispute my explanation but deep down you know I’m right, there are people out there enjoying art in ways you never would nor could possibly imagine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Creativity, the subconscious, dreams, art, works, they all involve a concrete and specific language that radiates universally
            absolute state of midwits these days

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >a literal no u
              How are things all the way down there anon, is it pleasant at least?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >DURR HYUCK AHUHHUH WUS IT LIKE DOWN THERE HUHUHUHUHU
                meds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ESL moment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL moment
                still don't know what ESL is
                you zoomers will never force me to learn the lingo, locked :^)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                English second language

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ESL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The universal language is not a language of words, it's a language of ideas. That's exactly what Lynch said many times. You're saying that every idea can be put into words, and that where we disagree.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              When did i say that anon? This oughta be good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You said that by contradicting me. You're trying to weasel out now and moving the goalpost. It's not too late to admit that you were actually agreeing with me, but wanted to be an butthole about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try anon but that kind of hand-waving isn’t going to fly. I never expressed that sentiment in any shape or form. You lose anon. I’m sure you’re used to it by now lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you keep trying to be an butthole. But you've lost all ground to stand on, and all that's left to you is denying everything like a parrot. That's okay, we weren't disagreeing anyway, you just couldn't admit I was right due to your infantile inflated ego. I accept you concession, you can deflate now and return to normal discussion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >anon pretends he wants to argue but actually wants to just type out the conversation he already had in his head
                I’m not going to play therapist for you anon, you’re lost, hopeless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bouncing around isn't going to help you in any way, you know. My offer still stands.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >my offer still stands
                On what? It doesn’t have any legs lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You yourself admitted I was right four posts ago. That is my ground. I agreed, and said that your aggression was just a misunderstanding. That is my legs.
                The only things that stands between us now is your ego. That is a ball that keeps screaming and bouncing around the room.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct answer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but what am I GETTING? So I relax and chill and just go along with the flow and the end result is….what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that you experienced something you haven't before. what else would you want?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Laura Palmer's mother is a demon called Judy that used her husband, possessed by another spirit, to kill Laura.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people trying to figure out lovecraftian creatures

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why are you calling me an idiot?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh lovecraft
      moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but twin peaks is cosmic horror!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are cosmic brownies lovecraftian too now, you fricking sperg?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why are you angry ? I am right

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You’re not right, you belong in a literal insane asylum you fricking maniac

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kys in real life

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not right, you belong in a literal insane asylum you fricking maniac

            What is your problem?? read what cosmic horror is
            Twin Peaks IS COSMIC HORROR

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes more sense of it all

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the weird arty abstract scenes in this, like the hobos invading the radio station.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >abstract
      >hobos invading a radio station
      >flash mobs are “abstract” now
      Fricking zoomers lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The detonation of the first nuclear bomb in new mexico in the 1940s tore open a hole in our universe. Through that hole, evil spirits from another dimension invaded our world. These evil spirits feed on pain and suffering. They find human hosts and hide in their bodies, leading them to commit heinous acts to feed on the misery of those acts. The story is about an FBI agent investigating the consequences of these evil spirits in the small town of Twin Peaks. He is aided by other spirits who oppose the evil spirits, but he gets in over his head and makes things worse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah its the uranium they used in the bomb tests came from twin peaks and is tainted by the lodge.
      Btw two of the nukes irl were called Bob and Mike

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    emas eht dna eno

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the epitome of reddit
    it's smart because it is le quirky and zany

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agent Cooper will be returning in Fallout.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just watch this onions's 4.5 hr video bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently s.0.y autotranslates to onions. good one Cinemaphile hilarious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Better late than never to find out that, newfriend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hilarious
        Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cinemaphile by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox c**tsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cinemaphile. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a b***h. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          keyed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        welcome
        enjoy your stay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do people actually cosplay as Cooper loool

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone i know does, he thinks he is an intellectual and also reads weird french and italian fascist political theory and fiction books from the 20s and 30s. One of the most nonassuming but secretly hyper autistic and insecure people i've ever met.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people like him is why subreddits like Iamsmart exist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        u gotta go back bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a secret agent for Cinemaphile working from inside reddit to overthrow it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4.5 hrs of kino here we go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people thought the murder mystery was solved
      i realised at the first episode it was her mom not her dad that was behind it all.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Initially an inoffensive postmodern satire of soap opera tropes, Twin Peaks evolved into an exploration of a world of inverted metaphysics (a world structured by ideas, not matter). The author bases the creation around both in-world characters and out-of-world audience trying to glimpse the true nature of things, in the process merging authorial intent and audience expectations into the story. It's a commentary, a metashow, a creation realizing itself.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They send people to hell/nirvana and everything gets wonky

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HURRRRRRRvana

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only women love this show because they think they can follow the nonsensical logic
    soibois latched on to get pussy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at the end of the day it's all a fight of good vs evil

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HELLOOOO

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice, I've always liked the sound design in Lynch's stuff

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i personally think Lynch is just messing with the audience

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You won't get it, Timmy. Just go watch Spangee Boboooo. It too has deep ideas.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lynched

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it.

    But to try and rationalise it for you:
    The woods contain an interdimensional portal or thinning of the walls between realities, except its not so much another dimension in a purely physical sense but also a spiritual connection to the present reality which is capable of influencing it, including people's actions, it is also somewhat accessible in your dreams of which it may or may not be a part. Its kind of like how the Old Ones interact with you in Bloodborne (if youve played that) where dreams are just another plane of reality, except a lot more direct. This other dimension's entities interact with the town of twin peaks, some in a negative way, some in a positive way by trying to oppose those acting in a negative way, via communicating with, among others, Dale Cooper. As for the rest you should just watch it, i've spoiled it enough and i dont want to ruin the plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have watched it, there's nothing to spoil, it's incomprehensible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its fairly easy to get the fans just get mad when you explain it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It isnt incomprehensible at all, it just doesnt spell itself out for you, it leaves clues for you to piece together, as the plot has both a meta-narrative and a normal one. If you want a genuinely mindfrick of a tv series then watch "Dark", it all makes perfect sense but its really hard to follow as the show takes place over three periods of time, and involves many characters with many plotlines, some of which are in multiple of the time periods, with time travel and shenanigans being involved on top of all of that. It is in german tho.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mindfrick
          Grow up already anon, what are you, 30?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its just an appropriate word for the headache it gave me 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice comparison to bloodborne, i'd say that videogame is the closest any has gotten to those ideas that twin peaks has

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imo theyre both lovecraftian inspired, dreams as reality, eldrich entities and fear of the unknown

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that is bloodborne
          i think there are some startling differences though and wouldn't call the lodge spirits eldritch entities
          but you get the gist of the idea through what you're saying, yeah
          always saw twin peaks as having a scientific/alchemical/nativeamerican over bloodborne having a more eldritch/spiritual/britishlondonhorror thing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            imo theyre both lovecraftian inspired, dreams as reality, eldrich entities and fear of the unknown

            funny you bring up Elden Ring

            Twin Peaks is the Forgive Me, Zanzibart pseud plot theory bait of Cinemaphile

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yellow hands typed this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                post a pic of your girl so I can reply "black dick fricked this"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                +5 CCP credits awarded

                ??
                what do chinks have to do with anything

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A chink made that post

                post a pic of your girl so I can reply "black dick fricked this"

                >ahhhhh u bracked u bad man
                Cope Chang

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              +5 CCP credits awarded

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people try to explain a show without researching all the historical context
    annoys me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there even historical context or is david lynch just filming shit he thinks looks cool? Like, he supposedly made up the season 2 ending almost on the spot. Is something better for having more work put in and intent behind the direction, if the end result is the same? I don't think it matters, myself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it does, but not in the sense anon you're replying to thinks. It all started with Ronnie Rocket screenplay Lynch wrote after Eraserhead, so the idea was in Lynch's head for like 35 years.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched this show despite avoiding it because i thought it was camp based on the fans for the shiw seeming to be gay.
    I watched it because i was under the wring impression there would be an xfiles cross over episode. There wasn't.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Explaining it to an autistic sperg like you it would ve like trying to explain sounds to a deaf person, there is no point.
    >pseud
    I understood twin peaks without a problem and I was barely a teenager. You're mentally deficient if you have problems with a fricking tv show.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its all mkultra psyops, ffs the end credits outright say it every episode

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bad guy gets defeated by some random with a stupid back story
    lol lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cooper is Lynch self insert

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cooper is the audience

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but Lynch is literally in the show????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a jab (pun intended) at capeshit and capeshitters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was hamfisted

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so that you'd feel the absurdity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      James should have been given the glove

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, Nadine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          arm should have glub

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bring nadine back just to have her watch a video of dr jacoby then never appear again
          what did lynch mean by this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bring back James just to have him hang around Freddie who actually moves their arc forward.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Logic defying surrealism.

    Think about works like Alice In Wonderland. some things don't have an explanation, but you enjoy the type of world it creates that doesn't seem to follow the rules of common sense

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two things: Money and Reputation.

    David lynch is the poster child to a multi-billion dollar MLM scheme. Transcendental Meditation TM. Praying upon the most vulnerable people out there going through a crisis. Davis lynch always promotes this shit.

    Reputation because AFI is a rotten institution which relies on robbing trust fund kids from overseas elites. Lynch being one of their first alumni, they make their AFI best movies of all time list, placing Lynch’s movies at the very top. Therefore, the school draws in the art kids of the rich, a.k.a. The stupid rich child of the family.

    His movies have nothing to show, no plot, no good acting or dialogue, no structure. He’s just a conman. A very good conman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its all mkultra psyops, ffs the end credits outright say it every episode

      His show and films are an open admittance he is in engaging in Hollywood mind control.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >admittance
        Hi Chang

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >split infinitive
          Definitely a chink lol

          >ahhhhhh me no Chinese
          I don’t get it, why are chinks so ashamed of their heritage?

          Yellow hands typed this

          +5 CCP credits awarded

          A chink made that post
          [...]
          >ahhhhh u bracked u bad man
          Cope Chang

          Please take your meds I am begging you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            CHING CHONG BANG CHANG

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can you explain what makes you think theses posts were made by a chinese guy? I'm genuinely interested

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so mentally fragile and spiritually weak that you think that any imagery that touches upon what's in your subconscious is mind control

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for posting this i knew there was something fishy about this guy

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any a' you fellas got a link of the "Just you" shitpost song?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > what's actually going on in Twin Peaks
    The absurd mystery of the strange forces of existence.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think shows have a simple answer a deeper secret answer then the rest of the philosophical explanation or waffle can be summed up as "deep stuff" (which is wrong).

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    laura palmer was killed and they need to figure out who did it

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wrote a 700+ characters rant about what was lynch's problem in season 3
    >immediately cancelled posting it the moment I finished writing it because you meme loving fricks would just shitpost "didn't read lol launched lmao get a load of this low IQ moron he didn't "get it" lmaooo xdxd" instead of trying the explan what in the god damn FRICK was lynch's problem throughout the whole fricking season

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was trying to create an xfiles pastiche

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    David Lynch is a massive tryhard and so are his fans, this thread is a perfect example

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what in the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      guy in the crown is clearly mistranslating something without thinking of what it would mean in the context of germany post ww2
      the goal is to create as many meditators in a city population as possible to have a benefit outcome on the whole in any given area i believe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >split infinitive
        Definitely a chink lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >poor reading comprehension
          definitely speedwatched twin peaks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ahhhhhh me no Chinese
            I don’t get it, why are chinks so ashamed of their heritage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      has there ever been a people in all of history more defeated than the germans?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    freemason stuff

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Small towns are weird but wholesome and electricity (and everything that came with it) is literally demonic. Also, blonde girls with blue eyes are saviors of humanity even if they have a bad coke habit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the best answer in this thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what's demonic about electricity? i kind of like air conditioning and refrigeration

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t give a shit what you think.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession, thanks for giving it so quickly.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Congrats on winning a debate on Cinemaphile. You’ll definitely get pussy and admiration out of this insignificant victory.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he saw it in dogma and doesn't question it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mind control devices in every hand
          >filth and perversion everywhere you look
          >real community replaced with the hyperreal
          >nature raped and pillaged

          i like my fridge too, but it was a bad trade

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An ancient evil awakes.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nobody knows but everyone has a theory, each more moronic than the last. If you challenge it they just say LYNCHED

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAAAA?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was all a dream OP.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nukes + magic = spooky beings
    >spooky beings start doing spooky shit
    >twin peaks is their current residence for no reason
    >they get up to spooky shit in twin peaks
    >detective solves the riddle behind the murders by figuring out it was spooky guys
    >accidently becomes a spooky guy
    >then unbecomes a spooky guy by fighting them after unravelling the history of the spooky guy people
    >also some random psycho becomes a cripple for no reason
    ez

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hallelujah!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ONE ONE NINE

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Basically it's about this man who puts on a special magic glove that he can't take off but it helps him fight an evil magical badly cgi'd flying sphere.
    Frick you reddit rejects, this is exactly what it's about.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twin Perfect is actually largely correct in his central premise but he reaches too hard for some of his supposed proofs / symbolism explanations & presents his ideas in such a wanky youtuber way it turns most people off of what is otherwise probably a correct take

    It's about the disposability of women characters in murder mystery shows and its negative psychosocial effect on American TV audiences
    But it's also ties in with Lynch's buddhist-type beliefs i.e. that fricked-up kind of buddhism where Lynch's self-inserts (most of the black lodge spirits) are party to both the good and the evil in the world and Laura is basically created by them to be doomed to her fate to try and absolve the audience of their sins and this is presented as a good deed on Lynch's part and not cruel existential horror (and the reason Lynch was SO torn up by the network and audience pressure making the show reveal the killer is that it basically means it was in vain, he wanted to leave her death unresolved so the dissatisfaction would frustrate and upset the audience like a girl's life being ended prematurely IRL would for the people who knew her, instead the normies demanded easy closure)

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to get flamed for saying this but I feel the need to say it;
    I still can't convince myself that there was an actual plot to mulholland drive, theres a bunch of sparse vague shit but it all feels like a lot of flowery nothing. I still feel like he just filmed a bunch of stuff that could be interpreted in a million ways and used that as a crutch
    Wasn't there literally an interview where it was said that lynch didn't have a story in mind while they were filming it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was Inland Empire I think, he filmed 2 or 3 scenes separately with seemingly no apparent connection but he formed a story from those 3 scenes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of the common lynch criticisms apply only to IE, you have to view it as a schizophrenic nightmare and not as an actual movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong. It was initially filmed as a pilot to a tv show, and then reedited as a feature with additional scenes. Same story as Twin Peaks, but this time Lynch couldn't secure funding or whatever and released it as a movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulholland_Drive_(film)#Plot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that just describes the literal events of the movie scene by scene, not their intended meaning

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The intended meaning is if you try to make your dreams come true in Hollywood, you'll get destroyed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >in plain english what's actually going on in Twin Peaks
    A whole town has been gradually degenerating over a long period of time and the viewer is progressively shown what lies behind the scenic facade using the murder of the coked up homecoming queen as a starting point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A whole town
      Is it, like, a METAPHOR of, like, the country??!!

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's already been masterfully deconstructed and explained in plain english.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >four hours
      frick it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do it in pieces if you must
        he splits things up nice and neat, and revisits things so you won't be lost when you come back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plane english, my bad. Meant to link this post too:

      In plane english? He was taking off, puttin the landing gear down, experiencing a little turbulence, he gaan, crank calling air traffic control, pitching and yawing left and right, flying without instruments, the oxygen masks coming down after loss of cabin pressure, eating an in flight meal, storing his carryon bag safely in the overhead even if it might shift in flight later. He was checking bags, buzzing the stewardess and waiting for the bathroom all at the same time he was thinking about renting an in flight movie to enjoy with his peanuts. Flying like a Chinese pilot, one wing low.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. So many anons ITT are mad as frick but barely any have attempted to actually frame it. OP literally just asked what it means and anons got defensive and butthurt because they knew there is no meaning LMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically this, I like Twin Peaks but tv got btfo. Not a single person with even a vague explanation of the story

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically this, I like Twin Peaks but tv got btfo. Not a single person with even a vague explanation of the story

      see:

      There is an evil presence named Judy that has her demons chilling in the black lodge, like Bob and the arm. Bob gets out of the black lodge and fricks people up and then eventually doesn't want to go back in. There is electricity and shit and a monkey having to do with Judy's evil presence. Cooper trys to save Laura at the end but at a cost of them being trapped with Judy in an alternate universe. That's about all I got from it but we aren't supposed to talk about Judy so I'm fricked. I hope this helps. Still kino to watch though

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Up until the end of season 3:
    >Twin peaks is a small town that's close to the spirit world
    >there's a murder, turns out it was an evil spirit possessing
    >good spirits are trying to help bring evil to justice, there are also some evil spirits trying to help for their own reasons
    >Damn good coffee

    After season 3:
    >Something something time travel
    >Something something alternate dimensions
    >HELLOOOOOO!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There wasn't real time travel

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a demon called BOB (all capital), who possess a family man, Leland Palmer, and uses him to rape an kill girls in the area. leland has a daughter, Laura, that would be a better host for BOB, but she resist his possession, probably thank to some psychic trait inherited from his mother Sarah (better explained in the third season), so he tries to corrupt her little by little by raping her regularly, but she resist anyway, so BOB kills her because he's a demon and when demons are pissed with someone they usually kill them. Laura's body is discovered and an FBI agent, Dale Cooper, is sent to Twin Peaks to investigate his death, because in the state of Washington killing a schoolgirl is federal crime. Cooper isn't an average agent tho, he has a basic precognitive ability, and during his investigation he receives hints and helps from the other entities that are connected to the town, in order to stop BOB who is a scourge for both worlds.
    Cooper suceed to stop Leland, who confess his crimes and confirms that he was possessed by BOB the whole time, but the demon escapes and seek refuge in a pocket dimension inhabited by the town spirits, and that is accessible to humans by trespassing a certain place in the woods. Cooper enter the dimension, that is the same place he saw in his visions, and but remain trapped in it; from there it escapes his doppelganger, who takes his identity, and BOB, who possess the doppelganger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Laura Palmer’s friend who survived the murder-rape shenanigans crossed the border to Idaho, making it a federal case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >(better explained in the third season

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you dont find it entertaining, you're a pleb. simple as

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    season 3 was so good I can't watch anything anymore and enjoy it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just take one look at David Lynch or listen to any interview and you will have your answer: nothing, there is no meaning, literally style/mood over substance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's about family

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    twin peaks is about two big old breasts and my big ol dick fricking em'

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