Don’t mind me, only good character in Lightyear passing through

Don’t mind me, only good character in Lightyear passing through

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the light year in-universe movie is supposed to be designed to sell toys.
    >The movie doesn't sell Buzz at all.
    >A literal toy cat is the character the movie is selling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you wonder why Andy didn't make his mom buy Sox for his birthday instead of Buzz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The simple answer is that Lightyear being a 1995 that introduced Andy to Buzz is a dumb as frick retcon that you have to perform olympic level mental gymnastics in order for it to fit in and make sense and should thus be disregarded.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if that Pixar Theory guy will eat it up regardless though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Could this be the movie that finally kills the Pixar Theory, by explicitly trying to draw convoluted inter-movie continuity and doing a shit job of it??

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well it would be pretty easy to put this in the Pixar theory, the movie itself gives us a date and tells us right away that it's supposed to be a movie within the universe itself, you can already tell that this movie isn't related to anything in the Pixar theory because it's fiction within it's own universe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying that the movie is so obvious a shitty retcon that it might finally kill any enthusiasm fans have for doing shitty fan retcons themselves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7nyR6K7.jpg

      Don’t mind me, only good character in Lightyear passing through

      I still suspect they only designed that character because they had leftover toys or material from trying to capitalize on Goose from Captain Marvel.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he actually good, or is he just cute?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he is fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's cute, he gets the few jokes in the movie that actually land, and he gets shit done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has some of the best line delivery in the entire movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not a minority or gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nor is Buzz but he's not a good character either

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Socks is definitely gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty you could count him as asexual since he has no genitals and probably doesn't feel any sexual attraction to anyone canonically.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            eh, he probably would go off with a female version of himself with a pink collar. i've seen cartoons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, 20 years ago he would.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Asexual just means he's gay coded in current year.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          made for BBC?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            big black cat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      peter sohn's delivery is very good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally the only competent character in the movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    le ebin toyetic robot sidekick who doesn't understand human social cues and conventions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how unique and refreshing

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe pandering character, just repackaging Baymax as a fricking cat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is completely accurate and he's still, sadly, somehow, the best character in the movie.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know something's wrong if the Jar Jar Binks of the movie is the best character

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's the mcguffin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So just like Captain Marvel?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The "let's sell more toys" one.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cat who shoots sleeping darts

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MEGA when?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trailers made me think he was setting up a twist where the "movie" was actually set in a child's games and we'd get to see a Buzz figure out that he was a toy from his own perspective, like a less comedy-oriented version of The Lego Movie. Without that, I'm not sure what the point of this character's existence is.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they needed a cute, kid-appeal (or rather girl-appeal) character, why not settle for the LGMs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically those are pizza planet characters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because the movie was soooooooooooooooooooo concerned with canon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah. It's obvious that the star command show obviously made a deal with pizza planet and thus the reason why the LGM are on the show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you want to get into specifics, the lightyear movie doesn't contradict anything established of the buzz lightyear toyline in the first two movies like the star command cartoon did.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't it the other way around? I know that Pixar hates the Star Command cartoon, but isn't it much more compatible with what's shown in the Toy Story movies than this shitty new movie is?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In Toy Story the little green men are just Pizza Planet merchandise. They weren't part of the Buzz Lightyear toyline, but the cartoon retconned them in.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There's a difference between a retcon that recontextualizes preexisting canon in a way that wasn't originally intended and a retcon that outright contradicts preexisting canon; the latter is much harder to justify than the former.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and the cartoon contradicts the Toy Story canon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So does the movie because in TS Buzz is huge as a toy line because of his movie, but irl contradicts this with his movie flopping.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They should have just remastered the star command movie and re-release it on theaters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They should have just done something original instead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was, that's why it completely disregards that NONCANON PIECE OF SHIT SHOW THAT PIXAR NEVER LIKED, STAR COMMAND!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know why it took until this movie for people to realize Pixar disowns the Star Command cartoon and views it the same way as those direct to dvd sequel

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In fairness I don't think many have thought about the show again until this movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Was it that bad?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's pretty entertaining but pixar just fricking hates it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh okay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Star Command show they acted as the go to worker drones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Explain Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters.
        Checkmate atheist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically those are pizza planet characters

      >Canonically those are pizza planet characters
      I bet the LGM's are more like the Minions of the Toy Story universe. Very marketable, faces all over merchandise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good God, they were in the Star command show and everything, they could have marketed them as the minion type character and printed themselves more money, what the frick were they thinking?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MEGA? CAMRIP? anyone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are two camrips out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        which websites? couldn't find anything on rarbg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          rlsbb.ru

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well thanks but none of the mirrors allow me to download without paying a stupid premium. I guess I'm fricked

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              use the ones in the comments anon

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not use an actual creative character than a fricking cat?
    Like a robot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why not be creative? lmao
      Which Hollywood do you think you're talking to right now, anon?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was he named after bill clinton's cat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, Sox is named after the Red Sox, whereas Socks is named the only place Bill Clinton never came on an intern.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first half of Lightyear was great but the movie took a nosedive once the misfit crew was introduced in the second half. I wish the entire movie was about Buzz, Alisha and Sox.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say the first half was great but it was certainly interesting. The moment the misfits showed up I knew exactly what kind of movie this was going to be and it seems like the movie did too, given how quickly it ran down the story beats

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No kid would want an action figure of depressed Buzz with a dark Interstellar backstory and a praetor suit

  17. 2 years ago
    Boco

    Watch, he'll star in the next Pixar short. Or in some short film added to Lightyear's Bluray.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'll probably have his own spin-off show, just like Forky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or in KH4

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay just to ask. Is there any backstory in the film for Buzz?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only things that are mentioned about Buzz pre-plot is that he is friends with the boring diversity hire space ranger and that he always narrated his missions via the logs no one actually hears.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO
    >I watched the first half of the movie and came here
    >wow why is everyone complaining about the space dilation stuff, it wasn't that hard or that inaccurate
    >watch the second half
    holy frick you guys were write. Who the frick wrote this shit?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Disney miss him now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At this point Disney is starting to miss Michael Eisner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Iger up to 2017 was arguably the "Best" modern Disney CEO.

        >Fixed negotiations with Pixar for their Buyout, was wise enough to let them have full creative control.
        > Put Lasseter on charge of Disney Animation, canning the cheapquels.
        >Got the franchise Juggernaut that is Cars.
        >Returned Star Wars to a film household name.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then the SJWs ran Lasseter out because of the hugging.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't run him out because of the hugging; that was a pretext. They ran him out because he was just barely too virtuous and competent for them to work with.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's not fair that the alternate version of him died

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch this movie so just answer me, does this actually tie into toy story in a way that makes sense?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. If anything this being the movie Andy watched to make him want Buzz makes no fricking sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >there is a character that looks like Buzz Lightyear
      >he says some quotes from the original Buzz a few times in the movie

      That's about it. No lore, feel, or wit of the original material.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why wasn't sox included with buzz toy?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The most Disney-ass character is the only good thing in the movie

    That’s been their agenda for a while now.

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