>Dorsia?

>Dorsia? Never heard of ‘em

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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nokandoo

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's so crazy he went on to become The Joker.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        And Bale became Batman. Funny how things work.

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked her in Big Love

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same, the way her eyes are always half lidded, something about that look

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Chloë Sevigny was only a teen when novelist Jay McInerney famously described her in The New Yorker as “the coolest girl in the world."

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      He wrote Bright Lights Big City. It's pretty good

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    There was like a window of probably one single year that this chick was kind of hot but I can never remember when that was.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      she was hot in kids for sure. always been attracted to her personally

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I love kids

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I still jerk off to the scene where she gets sleep raped. There's a part where the kid pulls her pants down and you can see her bush and it's fantastic.

        Chloe is the ultimate art hoe girlfriend and I'd still frick her today

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly. I thought the intro scene was always hot. with telly taking that cute girls virginity. back when girls were thing and the tan lines

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately this is true. It was a short window

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      she has been hot throughout all the '90s and early '00s, then she hit the wall pretty badly like many others.
      but she's still cool in my book.

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >When the best pairing isn't endgame

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony Korine is eating my lunch

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    What was better Mayhem or Burzum?
    Or are they just shitty and only famous because of edgy album covers and church burning shenanigans?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Burzum

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      burzum. hellhammer is a damn good drummer, but his best work is outside of his own band, namely in shining.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Burzum, easily. Filosofem holds up extremely well.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Burzum

      burzum. hellhammer is a damn good drummer, but his best work is outside of his own band, namely in shining.

      What the FRICK was his problem??

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        extremely sad boy

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          He would have made a fantastic rapper

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            yea Dead was a proto-drainer

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        he read clive barker and decided to base his whole personality around it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        varg described him as "someoone who was always into drawing big castles and bats, i guess thats what he did for a hobby" in Until The Light Takes Us

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Early burzum records still sound fresh after all these years. Has been imitated gazillion times but there's nothing sound like it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I only listened to War, I tried my absolute hardest as a teen to force myself to like black metal and death metal but I couldn't. Just can't bring myself to like music where you can hardly understand what the singer is saying. Might as well be listening to mumble rap.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Same, I’ve tried to brute force myself into like burzum but I can’t.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          that is a single song and it's not even considered a good one

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            I meant to say the only song I listened to that I "liked" was War, even I even actually really did, it's the only one I remember listening to more than once but maybe that's because it was in a movie or on a game. Everything else sounded like the other songs and none of those had any likable qualities to them.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              you sound like an npc with shit taste

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone that pretends Burzum wasn't edgy shit for the sake of being edgy shit has shit taste.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                okay homosexual

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You unironically like black metal, you're the only homosexual here.

                >Filosofem and Hliðskjálf is edgy shit for the sake of being edgy
                Filtered

                I was mistaken, you are the only other homosexual here. And yes, they are untalented gays that have to do edgy shit to get people to notice them. Their music isn't even music.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                gay

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                concession accepted.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                you tried to like black metal but got normie filtered lol

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Filosofem and Hliðskjálf is edgy shit for the sake of being edgy
                Filtered

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          war is really a joke song. try hvis lyset tar oss, that album got me into BM.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Just can't bring myself to like music where you can hardly understand what the singer is sayin
          You just have to think of vocals like that as their own instrument.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but that's called vocalizing or scat.
            Which takes talent unlike whatever the frick those people are doing

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      how do they even tell black metal bands apart
      they all sound the same

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think anyone actually truly likes Black/Death Metal. It's just something edgy teenagers listen to to shock their parents and classmates but usually, hopefully, by the time the reach 11th or 12th grade they grow out of it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        If you think Burzum, Bathory, Ulver and Darkthrone all sound the same then I don't know what to tell you. The "black metal" sound does get reused a lot so you're not completely wrong but it's the bands that mix that sound with other kinds of music who have aged the best.

        I don't think anyone actually truly likes Black/Death Metal. It's just something edgy teenagers listen to to shock their parents and classmates but usually, hopefully, by the time the reach 11th or 12th grade they grow out of it

        Black metal is boomer music lmao , only a small niche of zoomers listen to it

        T. Zoomer

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        this but with death metal

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          its an acquired taste

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Some of it samey sounding but thats every genre
        gotta dig a little deeper for something like Dissection, which sound nothing like Burzum or Mayhem

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Burzum, at least Varg tried to experiment with the lofi 2nd gen black metal instead of just make the same album over and over again, and Filosofem is still the best 2nd gen album.

      Mayhem has Freezing Moon and Chainsaw Gutsfrick , that's it.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      you tell me...

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that actually really sounds like shit

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          kino riffs

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Burzum made black metal what it is today
      Euronymous deserved it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      filosofem is an actual masterpiece. mayhem is just famous for the story attached

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      people talk about the black metal scene, but it really was just Varg. a bunch of homosexual goth scandinavians talking le evil and then this super serious autist comes in and starts acting out all the edgy shit you talked about

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      the only non cringe black metal is darkthrone.
      which is kind of ironic because fenriz works at the post office and is a very easy going guy

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >30 years later and still slandering him
      What the HELL is his problem

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    So wtf is the deal with Burzum? Why am I supposed to hate them?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      he named the israelite

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Varg has been a tryhard homosexual teenager for over 30 years.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      you could just listen to the music and decide if you like it

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously not about the music

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      burned some churches, killed his bandmate with a knoife, talks about the israelites and modern society now that hes out of prison.

      basically it. the music is alright though, if you're into that sort of thing

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Okay sure, but then how the hell does someone like me that never gave a frick about that genre of music, or music from that part of the world, become acutely aware that this one particular band's merch is a controversial yet lowkey trendy fashion statement?

        I don't understand how it reaches the masses when 99% of people who wear those shirts haven't ever heard a Burzum song.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          hes just a famous guy with a famous band known for doing some questionable things, it has mystique around it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      hes a pagan nazi who burned down churches and killed a guy. slightly controversial figure

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >high heels, i like high heels

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I'm sure she listens to burzum

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does Miley listen to Misfits?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Possible. She was in the movie Gummo which features a Burzum track.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >hello dorsia?
    >yes, ill have the chicken tendies, double servings
    >oh and by the way, don't forget the honey mustard 😉

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicken tendies at Dorsia? How'd he swing that?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >off by two for satanic trips

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          If doubles then russia nukes the poland border

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      And please send your ketchup sommelier.

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she can give you stds just by being near you

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    man faced

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    wearing a burzum shirt is like wearing a shirt that says moron on it

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      u r so kool man 🙂

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        its just poser shit like wearing a misfits shirt thats all im saying

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