Dr. Damage Control

https://www.newsweek.com/i-testified-heard-vs-depp-backlash-horrific-1711386?amp=1

Looks like David Spiegel (aka Mr. Meth Mouth) figured out that his oopsie on the stand has real world repercussions.
>I didn't really wanna do it in the first place
>Wife told him "it's pretty bad"
>Wahhh it's all Johnny's fans' fault
>30 yrs of practice?!
>Lol I am a real professional pls keep seeing me
>keep the eldest daughter home w/ PITBULL

Frick me, this op. ed. has everything kek. Guy has no one to blame but his own hubris . . . and maybe Amber too.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy is a tremendous piece of shit. He's crying about mean comments on youtube videos when he went out of his way to try to ruin an innocent man's life that he never even interacted with. He needs to have his license revoked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp. He's a turd and needs to be seriously investigated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for him. He wasn't outright malicious but he was a fool and a weirdo.

      I feel bad for him. He wasn't outright malicious but he was a fool and a weirdo.

      Lol Can you imagine his patients? Wouldn't be surprised if his practice dries right the frick up after this. Who's gonna see a psychiatrist who gleans behavioral cues from an actor's onscreen performances? Or one who cannot further defend those assertions? The dude just basically showed that he's been skating by all these years as a fraud--that's gotta feel pretty heavy when it comes crashing down on you. In the article, he describes it as an "emotional concussion" and ponders, 'Will the media circus around this trial make me look more, or less like a serious academic?'
      Newsflash, dude: You don't look like a serious academic whatsoever.

      >JUST WATCH SOIBOY CAPESHIT WHILE LEFTISTS TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD
      >DONT PAY ATTENTION WHEN FINALLY SOMEONE FIGHTS BACK

      /misc/ pls go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /reddit/ pls go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy is a tremendous piece of shit.
      hes probably ruined dozens or hundreds of lives in his career
      many such cases in psychology/psychiatry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this guy israeli?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously. I have no idea and no clue who this guy is and haven't been following the trial but skimming through this thread I can guarantee you without a shadow of a doubt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's crying about mean comments
      He was pretty mean him self. What a strange man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy is a tremendous piece of shit.
      hes probably ruined dozens or hundreds of lives in his career
      many such cases in psychology/psychiatry

      bros... i love him. it's like an evil Doc Brown irl. I don't know why people are so butthurt about it. He was entertaining as frick. Definitely my favorite character from the trial and that's saying something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's like an evil Doc Brown irl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this mfer has the best reactions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy is a tremendous piece of shit.
      hes probably ruined dozens or hundreds of lives in his career
      many such cases in psychology/psychiatry

      >Hmmm no, I'm not seeing a connection here just a coincidence.

      >KINO
      many such cases

      >maybe you should check the goldwater rule chud 😉
      >well, I did, and you didn't follow it, so you're a fraud
      >AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU SEE IT'S JUST A GUIDELINE I DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW IT

      Bros i thought people like this only existed in cartoons i love him so much i wish we had more people with expressive cartoony caricature-esque faces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we need a Dr Spergel compilation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >”They cry out in pain as they strike you”
      Everything they said about them has turned out to be comically accurate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the guy who tells your depressed kid that they need to change their gender.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A product of "fake it till you make it".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but when you never make it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf that's like shoot from a movie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying attention to this event at all. Holy shit you’re an idling homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're on a tv and film board. 100% guarantee the threads and topics you pay attention to here are just as shit and worthless, you gay

      go ahead, name the Cinemaphile topics that YOU pay attention to

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao utterly btfo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A show that caters to pedophiles that features the least convincing troony ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know you are just trying to fit in, but you are NOT cool for being a socially unaware nerd. A complete disinterest towards current topics and news doesn't make you interesting or edgy, it just makes you look like someone who has no friends and no social life whatsoever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He thinks hes enlightened because he doesnt care about "celebrity gossip" becuase his pea brain cant fathom the large stakes that carried that trial regarding current social movements.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >someone who has no friends and no social life whatsoever.
        yes homie, and....?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, bro! You're so cool and above it all! Wish we could all be just like you! foh
      Saw it on a news feed + shit reads like a laugh riot = this post, simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JUST WATCH SOIBOY CAPESHIT WHILE LEFTISTS TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD
      >DONT PAY ATTENTION WHEN FINALLY SOMEONE FIGHTS BACK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Largest event in recent memory with regards to one of the most famous actors of our time.
      Yeah I wonder why people on a Cinemaphile board are interested in this case of all things, IT'S A MYSTERY!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt even watch one second of this and no one I know did either

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cool story homosexual, you missed out on the funniest and most interesting trial in 20 years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >mega pint
            Yeah awesome

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how about ambers face when her dog steps on a bee?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They had law and crime channel on at a restaurant i went to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah I wonder why people on a Cinemaphile board are interested in this case of all things, IT'S A MYSTERY!
        they will soon delete this thread to make room for another disney thread, really makes you think

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Cinemaphile board troony jannys delete threads about the case for weeks, even banning anons who post inside.
          >It comes to light that Disney owns part of Cinemaphile, the same company that cut ties with JDepp
          Hmmm no, I'm not seeing a connection here just a coincidence.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Hmmm no, I'm not seeing a connection here just a coincidence.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Who the frick does this? Even when alone?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tardive dyskinesia. It has multiple causes but the only one I know is a permanent side effect of antipsychotic medication or other drug use.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Who the frick does this? Even when alone?
                helps with processing speed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's processing at speeds never before heard of, absolute madman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People who do too much Adderall.

                >I'm at the receiving end of this

                In reference to being denied medication without being examined.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>It comes to light that Disney owns part of Cinemaphile
            WHAT?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Disney doesn’t own Cinemaphile lol. When asiaticmoot bought Cinemaphile some Japanese Toy company called good smile was apparently involved in the acquisition and idk if they have ownership or have just invested in Cinemaphile or something but they are involved somehow. And that toy company has made toys for Disney before so morons just extrapolate that to Disney owning Cinemaphile even though it makes no sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. npc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek love seeing gays like you getting btfo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Posts on Cinemaphile
      Stfu homosexual. What, not enough capeshit threads for you to post in? Frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glowie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he missed all of the kino moments
      You don't even have to watch the hours of bs, there are enough highlight videos on youtube.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I find the sociology and legal ramifacations fascinating.
      Not to mention the 8mpact it will have on movies the two had lined up.
      It really puts a damper on the MeToo witchhunt in Hollywood. Not that 8 don't dowbt sexual harassment and tape isn't going on. The troubo3 was everyone was coming out of the woodwork and making mountains 9ut of molehills or just flat out lying and fabricating stories like Amber did. That doesn't help root out the real powerful abusers in Hollywood. They are sill safe behind a wall of silence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU WATCH SOMETHING I DONT WATCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      Somebody send for Dr Curry, we’ve got a live one here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit i want to have sex with you anon you are so special uguu~

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is she laughing

      Her and Wayne glanced at each other and both started laughing when the doctor started talking about shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like you struck a nerve lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like you homosexuals are losing power by the day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, it really seems astroturfed to me. I wanna know what it was distracting from tbqh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't feel like it.

            What exactly is it supposed to be distracting you from?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's what I wanna know. hell, maybe this trial WAS as interesting and funny as (seemingly) most people say, but I can't trust anything anymore on the internet with all the astroturfing/shilling/bots etc..

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Will Smith thing was obviously fake and astroturfed. This is Depp going scorched earth on a witch with connections and people finally getting to see

                >How many "experts" are trash
                >How evidence works (90% of media is hearsay and there is no cross examination)

                Also proves that feds are currently no where near their old self. (Multiple false flag glow ops and people ignore it and focus on truth winning over lies, as they should)

                This is something of genuine value, there really is no candidate for "Thing you are being distracted from". I mean MAYBE the fact that people were googling "verdict" as they were looking for updates and they accidentally stumbled on sudsman acquital. I believe this is legit with a little support from whitehats shilling this case.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't even think about the recent string of glow ops getting basically ignored. Alright you've convinced me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not like other girls

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for him. He wasn't outright malicious but he was a fool and a weirdo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This man was obviously given a fat paycheck by amber and was totally out of his element

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How greedy are these people? Like his job already pays a load of money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He repeatedly got argumentative with Depp's lawyers for literally no reason. His shenanigans and stalling became more and more blatant until the point where he literally just didn't speak for half a minute after being asked a question, just glaring at the lawyer, until he turned to the judge and asked if he had to answer it to which she obviously said yes. I'm shocked they didn't try to label him a hostile witness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm shocked they didn't try to label him a hostile witness
        It was far better to just let him keep talking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know all witnesses being cross examined are considered hostile, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was actively hurting Amber's case so they had every reason to let him talk as much as he wanted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guy must be incredibly unselfaware.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can all agree that the fields of Psychology and Psychiatry don't have enough oversight to make sure they are legit and not behaving like morons. I'm a Biomedical Scientist and if I make mistakes at my job or don't document everything properly I risk going to jail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree 100%. When Tom Cruise started bashing Psychology I couldn't help but agree with him. Not to mention Psychiatry has trends. Like the hysteria trend, the ADD trend, now the transgender trend. Doesn't seem like a proper science to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just dont release the RAGE virus bro haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm serious about the oversight. I literally left the door open on a cold storage room for too long and it got decalibrated and had to meet with an fda auditor to explain how that happened and fill out a bunch of paperwork.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do I believe they're bogus? No. Do I believe they're taken too seriously? Yeah, it should be a secondary advisory type of science that's held to a lesser standard of importance than real tangible defineable things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im a lazy useless bum and admire people who take these kind of stressful (to me) jobs for the good of others, good luck mate keep up the good work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt really even do it for the good of others tbh. It was just coming out of school back in like 2009 I wasnt sure what to do because economy was fricked due to recession so I didnt think there was any point studying stuff like business or accounting and so on so I said I'd study a science degree and Biomedical Science seemed like one of the best options to get a job at the time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I didnt really even do it for the good of others tbh.
          and thats exactly why i left that field, completely full of dipshits and women that dont give even half a frick about helping people or solving problems, its just a paycheck and a smug c**t wink when they say "yeah well im a cancer scientist heh"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What would have been a better thing to study in 2009 when the economy was fricked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a Biomedical Scientist and if I make mistakes at my job or don't document everything properly I risk going to jail.
      pfahaha, as FORMER biomedical scientist i can confirm this homosexual is full of shit and the reason why the medical industry is so incompetent is because midwits like this reddit frog poster absolutely get away with incompetence and malfeasance on an INDUSTRYWIDE level

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why'd you quit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing fired due to incompetence and malfeasance.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why'd you quit?
          my PI was falsifying data for a grant submission and I wouldnt play along, then while in the process of joining another lab i saw evidence of the exact same shit, bad experimental design just to get the desired result

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you are talking about grants then I assume you worked in a university in research and not actually in the Pharmaceutical industry in a lab

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Wahhh, the biopharmaceutical industry is rampant with corruption and data falsification!
            Jeeesus, dude. I'm not even remotely close to the field and still fully aware that type of shit goes down on a regular basis. Money is the bottom line, not scientific progress or the betterment of humanity. Capitalism drives innovation, as some sort of saying goes. You don't even wanna know what it looks like here in healthcare...
            Also, resigning because your colleagues are being stupid is such a dumb thing to do. Show some goddamn backbone and confront your PI, your CI, your boss's boss, or whatever you have to do to elevate your position and your field of work. You just sound b***h-made when you quit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, what is the real function of the covid vax?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Psychology is as falsifiable as astrology. It's all nonsense.
      >troons believe all you are is id, ego, and superego (whatever that scientology tier bullshit is supposed to mean) and we're all just meaningless blobs of cells
      no wonder they cut their dicks off and worship these ~~*people*~~

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not generally accepted these days. Psychology itself is mostly sound outside the social fields and therapy is highly effective, but therapy is not and cannot be a science itself. It's an applied science at best but the factors at play that work make it more akin to an innate factor within the therapist. Or witchcraft. There just aren't enough 150 IQ people who aren't hopelessly autistic in the field.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you dont
      t. actual scientist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think we can all agree that the fields of Psychology and Psychiatry don't have enough oversight to make sure they are legit and not behaving like morons. I'm a Biomedical Scientist and if I make mistakes at my job or don't document everything properly I risk going to jail.

        yeah please tell me how many total scientists (all scientists not just your dumb frick biomed shit) have been sent to jail for mistakes over the last half century in the us

        you sound like a moronic redditor whos either lying or hasnt even had his first day of class yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      80% of landmark medical studies fail to be reproduced when attempted. Your entire field is rotten to the core.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pareto principle in action. The things I could tell you about methodology and statistics would unmake you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        http://slatestarcodex.com/2014/04/28/the-control-group-is-out-of-control/

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I have a Pitbull. I love my dog, she's a great dog, but she's still a Pitbull at heart. This was probably the first time I ever thought in my life: Thank god I have a Pitbull. Am I glad that my Pitbull is there with my daughter? Yes I am.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf does this have to do with Johnny Depp?????
      And what is this trial actually about? Goes without saying that this is a farce. Did he beat her? That seems to be his only issue. Did she extort him? That seems to be her only issue. What more could this possibly be about and why is it so publicized? What is this distracting us from? The CIA bombing livestock and baby formula factories?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When Dr. Schizo is testifying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Camille will never smile and laugh with you in an agreeing manner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guys, count how many times a paragraph starts with "I" in that article

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.newsweek.com/i-testified-heard-vs-depp-backlash-horrific-1711386?amp=1
      I stopped at like 20. This guy is certifiable.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the subtle facial change to express even more confusion before leaning forward to get a closer look at the doctor's mini breakdown
    >Ben about to whisper to Depp before Doc speaks again make him whip his head from Depp to the stand
    KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were all so fricking confused.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why Johnny so wide?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gotta get big to win big cmon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chudber btfo by a REAL actor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is she laughing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spiegel was being cross-examined by /our guy/.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Depp's lawyer trifecta was very effective. This guy was basically Columbo, Camille absolutely aced crossexams and objections, Chew absolutely nailed Rottenborn in both the dismissal attempts and the closing statements.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Delete that from your drive and save the good quality version with Camille's Stacy strut.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, anon. Have this in return.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                our guy canadian legolas in the back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              based he was chewing tabacco the whole time.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why did he stare her down like that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Comedy scene in the trial that day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >KINO
      many such cases

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shows up to trial drunk/stoned/pilled out of his mind
        >after ever 15 minute break becomes a zombie for "some reason"
        >sits there doodling for 6 weeks
        >wins 8 million dollars and america's heart
        HOW DOES HE DO IT?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well, once you discard your edgelord headcannon, back in reality we have this thing called “evidence.” Amber Heard is a crazy abuser and Depp was just a sad old drunk getting beat up & robbed while his mother died.

          Maybe one day you’ll get over your incel jealousy of other men being successful and have some compassion for others.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who should play him in the inevitable adaptation of the trial?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His only mistake was being too high IQ.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe you should check the goldwater rule chud 😉
    >well, I did, and you didn't follow it, so you're a fraud
    >AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU SEE IT'S JUST A GUIDELINE I DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I would have liked Mr. Depp to get ahead of this and to have said, "Listen, I understand you are upset, but there are ways to express how to be upset." The fact that he hasn't probably says potential volumes about him.
    Still chatting shit about a man he doesn't know and making sweeping conclusions and he wonders why Depp hasn't gone out of his way to calm people down on his behalf. Fricking homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I smell another defamation lawsuit brewing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why on earth should Johnny go out of his way to stop this guy from committing career suicide. He probably isn't even aware of those weirdos trying to tank this guy.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My male psychologist unironically honestly told me to accept the sexual advances of my married 34 year old manager who keeps flirting with me. I told him thats not right because shes married and he just said "who cares" and laughed. I think I need to change to a different one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just do like i do and get your therapy through Cinemaphile shitposting and save some money
      only reason to go to therapy is if its a hot milfy melphie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even joking. He said I'll regret it in a few years if I dont accept her advances. He feels unprofessional.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's basically telling you you're a fricking loser who'll never get pussy if you don't take this chance. Just change your shrink.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well thats what I mean. I feel like he's just making me feel worse about myself rather than helping me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If u felt good about utself..... Maybe you wouldnt go to a spsykiatirist anymore...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok? I mean thats the whole reason I'm going to one. But he's failing to make me feel good.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe because you bag him out on the chinz and probably already have a negative predisposition towards his advice. I dunno I'm no psychiatrist but if one is telling you to bang your milfy boss in order to be happy... and you're not happy... well then bang your fricking boss and stop being such a pretentious wee shit that thinks he knows better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that is not what he is saying though. That is extremely negative perspective you pain that situation with. If this is a common way for you to perceive the world then that suggests you are some mental issues like self esteem problems or depression.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              t. his fraud psychologist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you guys are the stupidest fricks on Cinemaphile and the reason why i invented tom posting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a butt hurt lil nublet.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see you've already ran out of arguments. I accept your concession, fraud.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have to admit. It is a *bit* weird for him to encourage breaking up a marriage.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Only an actual fricking loser would date an old, MARRIED woman, that he doesn't even like ,because "he'll just regret it if he doesn't". Cope.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                look at your self only able to think in extremely negative self referential ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Name 1 single reason why a non-loser should date that old married roastie he doesn't even like.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >34
                >old
                Incel moment

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it was a walled roastie all along
                LMAO
                sorry sweaty, even johnny depp agrees 😉

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds like bullshit, but i also want it to be true.
      Give us more details anon, like what you are seeing him for and other golden nuggets of wisdom he has given you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bullshit. He's a boomer. He's in his 60s. I'm going to him for depression. But it just seems like a load of nonsense so far. He also complains about woke people being the reason why his son cant get a job. I feel like sometimes its me listening to his problems rather than him helping me at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you feel like you are in a situation where the psychologist you are seeing is not helpful, and might even be harmful? And then you feel as your roles are reversed like you are listening to him and not the other way around?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but not every session. Its just sometimes it feels like when I go there he just complains about stuff to me rather than me complaining to him. I dunno maybe he's trying to get me to empathise or something but it just pisses me off internally instead while I smile and nob and pretend to care about what he says when really I dont give a frick if he dropped dead as to me he's just like going to a random doctor. I feel no obligation to care about him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's mirroring you and you don't like it. I have no opinion on the rest but it's basic mirroring, people hate it but it works.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I feel bad for your shrink, you sound insufferable and a complete homosexual at that. Hope he tells you you are a lost cause and it would be better if you saved your couple of bucks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Externally I'm extremely polite and mannerly though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares about your exterior if you are as putrid and rotten on the inside as this amber heard prostitute. You are a waste of life and resources, just fumbling around life crying and moaning, thinking everyone should somehow cater and help you in every way, without exerting a single ounce of your own will to change your shit life. I'm leaving the thread now but I sincerely hope you die soon, people like you are a net negative on existence, and we have way too many useless bags of flesh endlessly munching on valuable finite resources as it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao you got rektd

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                jesus christ ignore those two morons calling you insufferable; go to a female psychologist, not a psychiatrist at that either. I went to a woman for 3-4 years and she changed my life. Never told me to frick a married person, that's fricked up from an outside perspective, your doctor is messed up and he shouldn't even be mirroring you really.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the insufferable fat and bald homosexual is such a narcissistic moron he pretends to be someone else to give advice to himself ITT
                LMAO can't make this shit up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                meds, hun xx I'm here for you if you need me xx

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the bald idiot thinks he's actually fooling someone
                whatever helps you sleep at night fatty

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                repeating bad words won't stop your father from raping you my dear anon, but if it helps YOU sleep at night i'll let you vent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this guy sounds hilarious

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Its not hilarious because I have to pay for it though...
              that makes it even funnier

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's imitating the nature and style of your complaints so that you may better understand yourself. I'm guessing you b***h and moan but not in a productive way and no one wants to listen to it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But I'm depressed because I'm poor and have shit job and bald and never had sex or gf and was bullied in school. He complains about silly stuff like his son not being able to get a job as an actor or his garden not growing or some shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How many applications have you filled out this month? Do you eat breakfast first thing in the morning? Do you walk outside for at least 2 hours a day? Do you go shit on your bulliies' doorsteps? Your problems are just as inconsequential as his.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                maybe he thinks you just need a friend, and hes trying to be that friend

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not interested in being friends with some old boomer. I'd only want to be friends with attractive young people.

                How many applications have you filled out this month? Do you eat breakfast first thing in the morning? Do you walk outside for at least 2 hours a day? Do you go shit on your bulliies' doorsteps? Your problems are just as inconsequential as his.

                How many applications have you filled out this month?
                At least 20

                Do you eat breakfast first thing in the morning?
                Yes porridge

                Do you walk outside for at least 2 hours a day?
                Well not walk but I cycle for an hour every morning

                Do you go shit on your bulliies' doorsteps?
                No why the frick would that do any good for me?

                Your problems are just as inconsequential as his.
                Incorrect.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >20
                Utter bollocks.
                >porridge
                Ever heard of eggs, bacon, red bell peppers, maybe some Greek yogurt? Your nutrition is dogshit.
                >cycle
                Cut that down to a half hour and spend the rest of the time doing calisthenics.
                >shit bullies
                It was trolling. But also a subtle message about going through life with a backbone.
                >inconsequential
                Actually, your problems are likely far 'less' consequential. So in that respect, you are right.

                Also, get a new psychiatrist, psycho.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe he wants to have sex with you... He thinks youre gay because you wont be complicit in adultery witht eh mamager.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm poor
                Everyone's poor.
                >shit job
                Most people don't like what they have to do for work.
                >bald
                Omfg, it's 2022. No one notices or even cares if you're bald or not.
                >never had sex
                Just...go have sex? Hang out at a bar near closing time, have a drink and chat with any single women there (Hint: high likelihood they're cruising for the same thing you are), and be done with it. Also, sex is not the magical life-changing epiphany experience you think it is. It's just something people do. Don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The same could be said about drugs alcohol, but I became an alcoholic and chase pussy constantly. Sex is dope when it's rough and raw.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Anon. You should get a different therapist. I had one like this and it was a totally useless experience.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I had one like this
            in what way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just tell him that's entirely Unethical and him being a Psychiatrist Should know better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, that's kinda based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit just frick your manager pussy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to begin with it, why do you go to a psychologist

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shitbull owner
    every. time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for the day my brother's pit bull kills my nephew.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what is this "Cinemaphile?"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is now a pitbull hate thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      despite making up only 6% of the doggy population..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn the akitas are savages

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my grand parents had akitas, The entire population of stray cats on their land was killed in a month of their arrival

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Beagle
        >1 death
        How?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're bred to kill foxes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No their bred to retrieve prey after its been shot and killed from a distance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *mauls you to death*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The better question is how were four people maimed by Chihuahuas?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            those things are fricking psycho. If they were bigger they'd be killing people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And one got maimed by a fricking pug

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How did I miss that, those things can't even breathe how are they going to violently attack anything?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously it attacked an infant or very young toddler, you fricking moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            chihuahuas deaths involve the neighbors going crazy from all their barks and killing the owners

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          probably asleep in the doorframe and owner tripped over it and broke neck or something lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pugs and gazehounds confirmed bestboys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that 1 homie that actually got killed by a dachsund

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looked it up and found a sort of interesting article.
          https://www.animals24-7.org/2018/05/17/how-tabloids-turned-the-pits-who-killed-tracy-garcia-into-dachshunds/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So is the muh nurture argument from pitbillshills is big fat cope?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes. the whole issue is that pit mommys always say their pitty is so sweet and calm and non violent which is the whole point. these dogs are calm and peaceful until one day they go insane for no reason.. the way they are raised is irrelevant

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Pitbulls are the Black folk of dogs for a reason.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was always a cope. Same goes for shitbulls btw.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I call bullshit on Dalmatians being that low, those things can be vicious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Disney is hiding the data.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That guy was an absolute moron, no I don't mean his facial expressions. He's a psychiatrist, he's not supposed to diagnose people without interviewing them. Yet he gives a diagnosis of a men he never met based on how one of his movie characters act. Fricker should've been banished from the courtroom for being a disgrace to his profession.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that he agreed shows he's either stupid or mentally ill and therefore not professional. Fricking career suicide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is the most moronic thing ive ever seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I swear to God the more I look at this the less moronic it seems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My question is how did Ambers defense team not bother to screen this fricking guy, or how the frick they still decided to put him on the stand after meeting him for more than 30 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >My question is how did Ambers defense team not bother to screen this fricking guy, or how the frick they still decided to put him on the stand after meeting him for more than 30 seconds.
        the prevailing theory (in my mind) is that elaine ended up hating amber after dealing with her for months and secretely wanted her to lose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Punished Elaine, A woman denied her Autograph

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i want to hug her and tell her she tried her best

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHY AM I ON THE TELEVISION?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          IS THAT MY TRIAL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Likely cause they didn't have anything to work with, or rather no one wanted to testify for her so this is the absolute BEST that could willfully throw away their reputation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He said it was during interviews promoting the movies. Also claimed that processing speed COULD be measured at any time including during performances/acting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet he gives a diagnosis of a men he never met based on how one of his movie characters act.
      Amazing you fricking retads believe this. Are you people just fricking stupid? He literally NEVER said this. Johnny's lawyer tried to put words in his mouth, and he said "he didn't say that, and if he did, he mispoke."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He said measuring processing speed is possible at any time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't explicitly said he didn't use his film performances to try and gauge that

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this webm. Who the frick thought inviting him to the stand was a good idea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to answer the questions, yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, this one exchange was perhaps my favorite part. Simple, elegant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the side that was already winning (chuddy's) had brought him in to shit on ambGODDESS, everybody would have agreed on the truth, which is that hes based.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever thought that the side that brings in "experts" like that will never be the winning side

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That does not bear on the question of his basedness

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Desperate gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jej
      those poor smug c**ts who missed out on this trial because they were too busy huffing their own farts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everything about this guy is odd. From his facial expressions to how he drinks. He's like an alien or on some serious prescriptions.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The way he gesticulates makes him look like an alien trying to figure out how to control the human skin suit it's wearing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the FRICK is he doing? Looks like he's blowing an invisible penis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs Klaus Kinski audio

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he reminded me of a shitty version of kinski

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My thought has always been that before we choose a hero or a star, it's important to remember that we don't know them, we know their persona. That's why it's always better to pick a hero that you know, like a family member or a teacher. Then, you know them a little more than you know this person you've never spoken to in your life.
    >I would say to people who have attacked me that, just like they don't know Mr. Depp, they don't know me.
    He suddenly doesn't think it's fair to draw conclusions about people you haven't met before. How ironic

    Also,
    >But I have people expressing emotion that is hurtful and harmful, whether it be words or the ton of memes I've seen that are supposed to look like me when I'm testifying. I would ask people to remember that there are appropriate ways that you can say you are dissatisfied with my testimony or that it may have been short-sighted. I'm an expert at this.
    Dude is unironically mad about memes lol

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor, why would you call Mr. Depp an idiot if you had his best interests in mind as a professional?
    >Um, I didn't call him an idiot, goy, I said he was an idiot for doing what he did!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you stop shilling your homosexual cartoons please.

      They are not funny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BTFO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shill them more pls, i'm enjoying them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is this LMAO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some middle eastern dude who makes these indian-tier animations.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this guy
    a trial where he's an expert witness for both parties would be kino

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I was very comfortable with the subject matter; I'm well versed on trauma and substance abuse and I was well versed on the facts of the case.
    >well versed [...] on substace abuse
    He was honest about this, at least.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I would have liked Mr. Depp to get ahead of this and to have said, "Listen, I understand you are upset, but there are ways to express how to be upset." The fact that he hasn't probably says potential volumes about him
    what does that even mean? i seriously dont get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, what an absolute crank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't Johnny tell his fans to not reviewbomb my page?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why didnt Johnny depp tell Cinemaphile to stop creating ebin memes about me
        tells you a lot about John C. Depp the second

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Protect me johnny while I keep calling you a rapist, you fricking narcissist
      lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chuddy is partly, infact entirely, responsible for his Chuddy Bros.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked footage of Johnny Depp beating Amber Heard.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I Testified in the Heard vs. Depp Trial — and faced our culture’s wrath. That has to change.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't trust Psychiatrists because psychology is a joke and not real science
    >can't trust actual science either because pumping my brain full of happy pills and stimulants doesn't seem like a good idea
    WHAT THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF IM MENTALLY ILL
    WHO DO I GO TO FOR HELP
    ILL FRICKING KILL MYSELF IF IM LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried chopping your dick off and wearing womens clothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't trust actual science either
      This is only a troon thing (men are women, scientifically falsifiable nonsense)
      Troons think psych is science and biology is racism. Psycho pedophiles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read about Acceptance and Commitment Therapy. If it helped an individual as fricked up as me, it might do wonders to you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "mental illness" other than things like horrible headaches and hearing voices is bullshit. just stop believing in it and focus on having a better life so that you dont have to make up excesses for being a moronic loser

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, Chad. /s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sooner you learn that the only person who can save you is yourself the closer you are to happiness.
      no one is looking out for you, not for your own sake anyway.
      We are alone and we'll die alone, but that doesn't mean we can't live a happy life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are probably American

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, this guy

      The sooner you learn that the only person who can save you is yourself the closer you are to happiness.
      no one is looking out for you, not for your own sake anyway.
      We are alone and we'll die alone, but that doesn't mean we can't live a happy life.

      Is correct.

      Either you make the decision to develop the willpower to better yourself and come to terms with your issues, or you wallow in self pity and despair until you either have a nice day or become a homeless vagrant who probably still wants to die. The pills can be a stepping stone to some sort of mental stability on the short term but it takes actual effort to stop burning the same neural pathways you've hardwired your brain to use for years and create new thinking processes that don't focus on hating yourself.

      I never managed to gather the willpower to save myself anon, I'm almost 40 and have 100% given up and only exist currently because my family can't pay rent without me, as soon as the lease is up and they are stable on their own i will 100% be punching a knife through the artery in my neck in the woods so my body isn't found.

      Make the choice and commitment to better yourself now through whatever means necessary, i can tell you from experience that just "existing" is not enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Be the change you want to see. If I didn't kill myself, no one should.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do some pushups and stop eating poison. you'll feel better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turn to Jesus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside in the sun and walk, workout or jog. Start fasting and eating less simple carbs and sugar with fat. Only eat fat with protein. Stop jerking off so often. Start praying, humble yourself and ask God for guidance. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Psychiatry is a israeli subversion and medications are pure poison for the mind and body.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are you supposed to do if your depression is because of shitty life situation and not because of mental illness?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      marijuana works

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That seems like avoiding the issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get a gf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get a gf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek.
          poor bastard.
          grow a fricking spine.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw therapist said I'm a covert narcissist and they cant do anything for me
    epic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never realised therapists would just give up like that. Mine said I'm subconsciously hostile to any positive reinforcement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to them for about a year and they said I was making zero progress at all

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most kino witness of all time

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only one of these stupid ai things that actually looks cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's bottom left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unrelated to current discussion but this is the future of entertainment. Custom generated content on demand.
      One day you'll be able to ask a computer to generate a movie for you based on a plot description.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to everyone struggling with depression just buy a puppy
    dont make excuses about "cant afford it, cant make time for it, cant blah blah blah"
    just do it

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when she pulls the 'objection hearsay'

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    psychiatrists just want to pump you full of drugs for that big pharma kickback
    psychologists are random and either want to talk through your problems, pump you full of drugs or a combination of both

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >psychologists are random and either want to talk through your problems, pump you full of drugs or a combination of both
      But I've been going for 3 years now talking and its been no help

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't talk yourself through life's issues, then some third party isn't going to be able to talk through them for you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then whats the point of going to them at all lol

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong with being a narcissist?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >babysits your baby

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nanny dogs just cant help nannying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if that baby made a sudden peep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the baby subconsciously knows its life is in danger and stays silent

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has it occurred to anyone that Amber and her defence knew they would be ABSOLUTELY exposed from the get go heading into this trial... Therefore one of their tactics was to employ totally ridiculous frauds like Speigel and co to take the stand in order to increase the likelihood of the inevitable biopic?
    I mean she's going to file for bankruptcy in the near future. If a movie about this trial was made/released she would most likely have to paid for her image rights etc...

    I mean it's probably the best prospect of work she has on the horizon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unlikely. Their whole case was built on assuming her lies were at least somewhat true before she changed her script every day and failed to adhere to legal council. All the "professional experts" as mr dealmaker put it are a result of no one sane or competent wanting to attach their reputation to it,not even for $600 an hour. Depp had a sound case and got some frankly amazing experts. I mean he had the guy who wrote half the code for every system we’re using to shitpost right now.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Draco.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idgi. Wat do u call it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aw hell yeah more elaine kino dropped?
        link that shit

        15 minutes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aw hell yeah more elaine kino dropped?
      link that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based Elaine destroyer

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >psychiatry is evil and psychiatrists are corrupt
    No waaay.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how a human being with properly functioning cognitive abilities can see Amber Heard say that an obvious photoshop a child could spot was 2 different pictures from 2 different days, how she accused witnesses of being skinwalkers planted by Johnny Depp and still not realize that she's just a fricking liar.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've had mentally ill patients literally threaten to kill me, but those mean comments were much worse
    hahahaha what a piece of shit

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope Depps term goes nuclear on him

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just dont read your DMs. What is wrong with these people? Luckily he's not a black woman.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I would have liked Mr. Depp to get ahead of this and to have said, "Listen, I understand you are upset, but there are ways to express how to be upset." The fact that he hasn't probably says potential volumes about him. Ms. Heard hasn't come out and said anything either, but my opinion is that she is the most vulnerable person in this situation.

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