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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MODS STICKY THIS THREAD

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla mouth pussy got me acting unwise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

      >let's jerk off to animals together bro
      fricking end yourselves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *tick* another wojack poster blacklisted, see you never anon!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wojack mouthpussy got me acting unwise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you said "mouth" pussy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go back to twitter

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >@169105899
    >*tick* another wojack poster blacklisted, see you never anon!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does seafood cause breast growth?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        apparently

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, looks like it's a Godzilla thread.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    herh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so creative unironically, that's kino

      Godzilla '98 had the best roar

      I hate the crappy sounding showa roar that just doesn't sound right, you know the one, the one used in the Megalon and the other stock footage movies. Other than that I like the other roars more or less the same but I agree that '98 has that somethin somethin

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla '98 had the best roar

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KYKYKYKYYKY
    IHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI
    OMOMOMOMOMOOMO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's
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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit ghidorah became human

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually love him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bros, I love Godzilla so much

        this

        The first one wasn't the best but Kong: Skull Island, Godzilla King of the Monster and Godzilla vs Kong were all pure kino. When are we getting the next one?

        we're getting an apple TV sereis which makes me think the legendary franchise is over, we're lucky if Godzilla even shows up, probably just gonna be troons running around looking at Irom Man type holo screens and talking about BLM and how trans kids are totally a good thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously what the frick is it with this new TV obsession? They're literally all shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what the frick is it with this new TV obsession
            wut? you mean why is everything a LE EPIC SERIES these days?
            milk the raped IP dry, it's about political messaging, not art or a story. more episodes = more ways to sexually corrupt children

            kek I was just watching for the first time the 4 movies. first 2 were ok-ish, the third one (king of the monsters) just fricking sucks in terms of effects, pace, story, plot. still have to see the godzila vs kong one

            GvK is unreal, get on it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What matters is that it confirmed that the series continues with Godzilla.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are they gonna turn Mothra into a human woman to frick Godzilla like they did with The Arbiter and Chief....?
              God I hate israelites.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What? No, I don't think they need to change her for that. Whatever that means. She won't be in the show unless in a flashback or some kind of vision/mental connection.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She'll probably be in it because they set up the egg in the credits of kotm, also a tv format allows more time for them to explain the mothra twins to newer fans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She'll be in the new movie(s) to comeaybe with equal billing with Godzilla but the show takes place between G14 and KotM. Maybe they can still communicate but physically she's in an egg during that time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ah that makes sense. I didn't realise it was set during that time period. Good thing too, that means that anything in the show won't affect the main storyline of the franchise so I can ignore it when it is inevitably trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the kino known as Shin Gojira

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SKREEE-ACK

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I love Godzilla so much

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first one wasn't the best but Kong: Skull Island, Godzilla King of the Monster and Godzilla vs Kong were all pure kino. When are we getting the next one?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how you get past the spam filter serious question

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek I was just watching for the first time the 4 movies. first 2 were ok-ish, the third one (king of the monsters) just fricking sucks in terms of effects, pace, story, plot. still have to see the godzila vs kong one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup the third one was trash. The trailers made it seem good, but the actual movie is just so lame.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek I was just watching for the first time the 4 movies. first 2 were ok-ish, the third one (king of the monsters) just fricking sucks in terms of effects, pace, story, plot. still have to see the godzila vs kong one

        Painfully low IQ.
        Entire Legendary quadrilogy is K I N O. Not a bit of pozz.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > Not a bit of pozz.
          > lesbian Black person
          > bunch of black people and mutts everywhere when there was pure white people in 2014.
          > genius lead female
          > dad character is an alcoholic failure
          > turn mothra into an anorexic MUTO ripoff with 0 powers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >> lesbian Black person
            >> bunch of black people and mutts everywhere when there was pure white people in 2014.
            >> genius lead female
            >> dad character is an alcoholic failure
            >> turn mothra into an anorexic MUTO ripoff with 0 powers
            no idea what all this schitzo shit is, yeah there was a black army lady who got talked down to by the main white actor who was the man
            only genuine, real pozz was the slight hint at romance between chinese scientist and black geologist in Skull Island. other than that there was nothing, no gays troons or israelite shit at all

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing. Yet. There probably will be in the show but only Godzilla matters. And his monster family. I don't have high hopes for it but at least Godzilla will return in future movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame the movie was shit since Monsters were all beautiful and the score was all time kino.
      But how they edited action sequences sucked ass and the director's obsession with featuring human's insignificant visage during Kaiju fight is beyond exasperating. It is fortunate that GvK fixed those problems and presented the most kino live action Kaiju fight. But I still would've preferred if the quality of both film was in reverse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > moronic ESL gay

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros the Godzilla design and personality from 1965/1966 is legit one of my favorites. So much personality and energy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You mother fricker, do you really believe this? Those snoutless frog zillas are by far the worst ones, to this day I have no idea what they were thinking. looks like cookie monster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >do you really believe this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >looks like cookie monster
        Can't unsee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's Pepezilla

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He cute

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based.

            Wow. 0/10

            Me as a kid
            >whoa godzilla so cool
            Me as an adult
            >all these designs are shit wtf man
            [...]
            Kek

            uh...ok

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                shoop da whoop

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow. 0/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Me as a kid
        >whoa godzilla so cool
        Me as an adult
        >all these designs are shit wtf man

        for me it's Pepezilla

        Kek

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'M HAVING TROUBLE TRYING TO SLEEP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based Godzilla '98 soundtrack enjoyer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It should also be mentioned that the Godzilla '98 version was the only one that you could find on limewire/kazaa for years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          brilliant remix. The way Godzilla roared not even really in sync with the music, I felt that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Same with the Puff Daddy song that had Page playing Kashmir in it for some reason.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What was Page thinking? It's not like he needed a paycheck. Maybe he really likes Godzilla?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably doesn't own the song, Sony records does. They tell him "Puff Daddy wants to use your band's song, you can either play along and get a paycheck or get nothing".

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like that Ghidorah is an alien.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      90s Ghidorah is the best Godzilla movie, I agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can you hold this opinion. The entire point of Ghidorah from his inception is that he is a creature from another world who seems to exist purely for destruction. Stating that you don't like that he is an alien is like saying you don't like that Godzilla comes from the sea, or that you don't like that Rodan lives in volcanoes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What I like about the Godzilla mythos is nature getting fricked with by humans and then the results of that frickery coming back to stomp the humies. For me, Ghidorah being totally decoupled from Earth's ecosystem feels out of place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point though. Godzilla is nature's fury and might. Ghidorah is an incarnation of death and destruction for the sake of it. Everything about him defies nature.

          Still better than future pet somehow mutating

          I recall reading in a summary of the original script the Dorats were created from the genetic material of a supposedly dead King Ghidorah the Futurians found on Venus. The alien, true King Ghidorah was supposed to be in the immediate sequel until they opted for Mothra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than future pet somehow mutating

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the farts.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So where's Godzilla's penis and / or anus

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    8/10 THREAD

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most kindo kaiju noise coming thru:

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no godzilla Fleshlights I've been looking since the first mention of mouth pussy and I can't find any. You'd think with how popular the franchise is there'd be at least one unofficial one but nope, there just isn't any.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He won.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKIN A I LOVE GODZILLA'S ROAR
    I LOVE THE JP T-REX ROAR TOO
    CRUISE CONTROL

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best thread currently on Cinemaphile
    god what a shithole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're welcome.

      >looks like cookie monster
      Can't unsee

      Gimme that cookie bluecookieBlack person.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla deserves special treatment.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese cannot act.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heeer leezard leezard leezard

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, what happened, Kong was supposed to be in this, but they couldnt get the rights, so they put a generic giant crab and just didnt give a shit? Becuse this one is awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally one of the best of the entire series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love this movie so much.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick man kiryu's design is so fricking good

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked how in this and Jurassic Park the characters never seem to even react to the deafening roars.
    I'm not asking for their ear drums to explode or anything but it would be nice if they covered their ears or flinched or something.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like I ended up on the comfy side of Cinemaphile again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Checked.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was everything about this movie so shit?
    They revived him after the Kino was was Destroyah to show the American's how it's done and it's Godzilla's Revenge tier.
    Giving Orga just 5 minutes of screentime was beyond moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally agree with all your gripes but Godzilla 2000 is still kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the writer of Godzilla 2000 was the same one with vs Spacegodzilla

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >vs Spacegodzilla
        I like that one but it's the weakest of the '90s entries.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well that explains a lot.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla's only weakness is his post defense

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the Westinghouse SPB-100

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