>drank 8 of these
>barely even a buzz, at all
>look up alcohol content
>literally the same as a budlite
jesus christ, I might as well just have been drinking water. Most overrated beer in history.
>drank 8 of these. >barely even a buzz, at all. >look up alcohol content. >literally the same as a budlite
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I taste good though.
Huh wuh?
Go to bed, Guinness
Now this is someone we know for certain doesn't drink Guinness.
I know.
fpbp
it will not get you drunk, but it tastes really good - one of the only things that came from ireland
>beer
Don't drink. Be a man, don't be a fucking degenerate
What fucking man doesn't drink? Get a fucking life you gay shutin
A Muslim man.
Mashallah brother
Mashallah
>finding nemo
>halal
Dory is voiced by a fucking hermaphrodite bruv
Chicken tikka mashallah
Mudslimes aren't human.
Bending over to take dick like a good brazza
muslims are just browner, more retarded garden gnomes
>literally every druk thread
>WAHHH MY DADDY DIDNT LOVE ME I NEED MY BOTTLE I NEED MY FIRE WATER TO FEEL GOOD WAHHH
Might as well be smoking crack or shooting up. It’s all the same shit
Try drinking with friends or try to be social for once, fucking incel.
"what kind of gay doesn't use substances to cope with life." Honestly, substance fags are the real coping pussies here.
Cheese burger is a substance. Hard exercise when you don't need it to survive is a substance. You are a retard.
If you don't drink, you aren't white. At least spiritually. All ancient white cultures brew alcohol. It's another thing to know moderation, but to not drink at all is pissing on your ancient traditions.
Fag.
ok uh, i’ll drink a little how about that
Overrated shit that is somehow popular with the Chinese.
not too ass-tasty though
Guinness is pretty fucking based, I also noticed that it feels way better for the stomach than generic beer
I could literally drive in the indy 500 right now, that's how sober I am from drinking this shit
tastes a lot better than budlite though
Guinness is one of the only beers that doesn’t make me shiver in disgust. I’d rather drink two of them than one high abv “microbrew” that tastes like shit and costs twice as much. But like that other fag said, drinking isn’t good for you so curb it while you can.
Drink distilled alcohol if anything.
Guiness feels like some fantasy Harry Potter drink. Or maybe it was brewed by dwarves deep under the earth. Either way, drinking makes me feel all Renaissance Faire
Fantasy like.
The utter state of yanks lads
Most expensive fucking pint in the pub too. Still love me guiness though, going to have a few this evening. Happy st Patrick's day lads.
It's one of the cheapest here in Ireland.
Beamish is usually a bit cheaper.
I prefer the Guinness from a bottle though
Guiness used to be cheaper here in blighty but they moved production to ireland which raised the price
I much prefer beamish tbh. I am also from cork though so I probably have that bias
guiness was a unionist and would have been against independence lmao
>Most expensive fucking pint in the pub too
Really? I'd assume its a proper old man pub with shit like John Smiths, Fosters and Carling as the alternatives?
It's one of the cheapest near me, all those overpriced IPAs are a bit far ahead
i guess i'll be the first to say I think guiness tastes like shit and I would've thought it had a higher alcohol content cause its gnarly
>I would've thought it had a higher alcohol content cause its gnarly
there's an entirely different brand of Guinness marketed in America called 'extra stout' that's a mere 5.6%, better than the regular brand, but good luck finding that in a bar on tap
lucky yanks. I don’t even know how to describe the Guinnese Export we get here in singapore but it isnt smooth like an oatmeal stout and its flavour is not bitter like an English bitter. It is in your face rank.
In Australia the Guinness Extra Stout is a full 6%
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_19559/guinness-extra-stout-bottles-375ml?isFromSearch=true&isPersonalised=false&isSponsored=false&pageName=category_page
Tastes tolerable if ice-chilled. Drink pure ethanol or some shit if you just want to get pig-drunk.
Man I wanna drink a Guinness now
It’s the normalfag friendly beer that doesn’t taste like absolute piss and goes down smooth, that’s the reason it’s so popular.
If you just want to get drunk spirits are a better choice
Why the fuck is it black? I drink Bud Light cause I'm not a fag
Dark beer is historical you know. The lighter kinds are a somewhat modern thing.
It's been a hot fucking summer so whenever I go out I end up drinking something like rum and coke or whatever. Beer isn't cold enough
There is not a single relevant opinion in the Southern Hemisphere
I thought i was the only one. The only novel thing about this is that it goes down really smooth but if you're looking for any sort of alcohol buzz, this aint it. I swear the label lies about its content.
it's for the taste though
I like a good dry cider to go with my kinos.
>buy a can of Guinness because I never tried it
>no carbonation
>some weird plastic ball inside the can
I felt like calling the cops.
the nitros oxide shit was such a fucking a meme. The more I think about how awful Guinness is the more I hate Ireland
>nitros oxide shit
Is that why the can foamed over like I've never seen before? Anyway, you'd have to huff some nitrous oxide to get that stale bog goblin piss down.
Never again.
In Ireland they actually like Budweiser and Foster's. The Guinness thing is a meme.
They brew and sell a shit load of guiness in Nigeria, have done since the mid 60s
>fosters
The greatest banter the Aussies ever came up with was persuading people that fosters is drinkable
Based pleb retard fuck
>drinking anything outside wine or spirits
ngmi
I'm not a seasoned druker, I just like regular pilsner, pale ale and ipa
Export and foreign licensed shit is shit. The actual stuff is perfectly fine for a session beer. Needs to be cold as all fuck though.
>drinks beer
> complains about not getting drunk
there is your problem, stop drinking bread flavored soda and hit the hard liquor like a real bro.
Guinness is made for the taste and texture to be enjoyed, not to get you drunk fast.
Get a Miller High Life next
i became an alcoholic on guinness, drinking in the morning to get through zoom one-on-ones with my boss. my desk was full of cans that i just slid out of view. have not drunk in 1,278 days
I do love Guinness but Boddingtons is better and has the same nitro creamy goodness
The idea is that you can drink them all day without getting fucked up. At a party or a wedding lets say.
I like when my shit turns black from it
Imagine poisoning your brain because you can't deal with muh emotions or life in general. Alcoholics and serial drinkers are more childish and infantile in their willpower, brainpower and overall strength than they would love to admit. Every time a drunken bastard comes up to me on the street asking for booze money I remind myself that this is your future on alcohol, it might not be today or next week and there's a lot of 'responsible drunks' that only postpone the inevitable. In the end, that is your future. Your birth was the culmination of thousands of years of effort and you were born with high levels of potential despite your self-perception and you have chosen to piss it all away. Even behavioral addicts have more power than you. Nobody should ever have any respect for weak boys poisoning themselves instead of reaching their highest potential. Not even a mudslime or chiristian, I spit on all of you.
>t. 17
I'm 27 years old you degenerate. My family and those around me started drinking at 12. It's a disease of the body and mind and you have no hope until you admit your addiction and change.
You really want to feel empathy for the drunks especially but you're all trash deep inside. I have stopped giving you money the moment I grew up and realized you are weak degenerates that hurt yourselves, your loved ones and will never stop the cycle of exploitation and ruin. You do not deserve pity, respect or money of any kind, even the money you slave your ass for you do not even deserve that either because this is supposed to be a reward for your time and effort, no matter how small it is or how trapped you feel you could literally round up all of the money you had spent on booze through the years and still not realize how much of a waste of space you are. At the very least that is the most compelling argument against your shitstain addiction, how many things you could've achieved, seen or done in this world. Instead you CHOOSE to be a piece of shit addict. The sad part that is the only manly thing you've ever done in your entire life, the ability to make a choice and you choose addiction. Even you, the casual drinker having a few beers every now and then, congratulations for falling into the gnomish consumerist trap like a good slave. Enjoy your irreversible health issues you stupid bastards. I spit on you.
Nice copypasta zoomie
I just wrote this myself because it's the truth. Go find your cope in the bottom of a can you stupid suhhuman animaloid piece of shit.
whats up you dirty smelly pedo.
Your brain stops developing only when you're 25. You're literally closer to a child than an adult.
Nice cope you dumb gays. The bottom line is you were blessed with an unimaginable potential and brain power compared to most people, deep inside you all have had such lingering thoughts and self-realization. And you CHOOSE to piss it all away on gnomish poison. You deserve no respect or pity of any kind. You're not men. White or otherwise. You are to blame for your own failed societies and your wretched miserable lives because of the choices you make. Just the amount of money you spend on this poison alone, making other people rich, how fucking stupid can you be? After this you have two choices, face your personal issues and make a change or continue to cope. You always have a choice. Good day.
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bro bar owners are not rich. Buying alcohol is no different from spending money on any other hobby. As long as there is moderation, it's just a fun recreational thing.
Whats with the gnomish bollocks ? alcohol was around a long time before.
He's just off his meds
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get a load of this guy who thinks people who drink beer are getting DTs every day and cirrhosis before 35
This guy definitely got butt fucked by his drunken father
nice blogpost
Lol your crush is getting fucked by a drunken chad this very moment
You drink whiskey to get drunk, not beer.
You had 12 standard drinks and didn't get drunk at all? Obese lol
You're supposed to mix it with rum.
Guinness is for the beginning of your drinking session. It's good for lining the stomach.
>wake up in the morning feeling better than you normally feel
It's fucking magic!
Guinness is only good in ireland. The taps are actually maintained and the source water is better
How the tap is maintained matters so much on how the beer tastes. Crazy no one ever talks about it.
You’re supposed to drop a shot of jäger in it before drinking
I've never mixed spirits with beer, how do I do this? Do I just poor it in or do I sit it in a little cup in there?
Pour up a normal glass of beer. Drop a shot (volume of the glass is up to personal preference) of jäger or your favourite spirit in it
Thanks.
there are strong porters or stouts and you should stick to them
for example Zywiec Polish Porter is 9.5%ABV
>9.5%
For me it's Primator Double 24 (10.5% alcohol)
>drinking beer to get drunk
Congratulations, you are retarded.
>drank 8 of these
>barely even a buzz, at all
What a life!
There's cheaper ways to get drunk, fucktard.
budlite: tastes like piss
guinness: doesn't taste like piss
australians can't brew beer
they literally have the same alcohol as bud light and calories of skim milk
you're supposed to do jameson shots along with them
you don't drink guinness to get druk