>drank 8 of these. >barely even a buzz, at all. >look up alcohol content. >literally the same as a budlite

>drank 8 of these
>barely even a buzz, at all
>look up alcohol content
>literally the same as a budlite

jesus christ, I might as well just have been drinking water. Most overrated beer in history.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I taste good though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh wuh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed, Guinness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is someone we know for certain doesn't drink Guinness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      it will not get you drunk, but it tastes really good - one of the only things that came from ireland

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >beer

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drink. Be a man, don't be a fricking degenerate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking man doesn't drink? Get a fricking life you homosexual shutin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A Muslim man.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mashallah brother

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mashallah

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >finding nemo
            >halal
            Dory is voiced by a fricking hermaphrodite bruv

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Chicken tikka mashallah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mudslimes aren't human.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bending over to take dick like a good brazza

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          muslims are just browner, more moronic israelites

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >literally every druk thread
        >WAHHH MY DADDY DIDNT LOVE ME I NEED MY BOTTLE I NEED MY FIRE WATER TO FEEL GOOD WAHHH
        Might as well be smoking crack or shooting up. It’s all the same shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Try drinking with friends or try to be social for once, fricking incel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "what kind of homosexual doesn't use substances to cope with life." Honestly, substance gays are the real coping pussies here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cheese burger is a substance. Hard exercise when you don't need it to survive is a substance. You are a moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literally every druk thread
      >WAHHH MY DADDY DIDNT LOVE ME I NEED MY BOTTLE I NEED MY FIRE WATER TO FEEL GOOD WAHHH
      Might as well be smoking crack or shooting up. It’s all the same shit

      Imagine poisoning your brain because you can't deal with muh emotions or life in general. Alcoholics and serial drinkers are more childish and infantile in their willpower, brainpower and overall strength than they would love to admit. Every time a drunken bastard comes up to me on the street asking for booze money I remind myself that this is your future on alcohol, it might not be today or next week and there's a lot of 'responsible drunks' that only postpone the inevitable. In the end, that is your future. Your birth was the culmination of thousands of years of effort and you were born with high levels of potential despite your self-perception and you have chosen to piss it all away. Even behavioral addicts have more power than you. Nobody should ever have any respect for weak boys poisoning themselves instead of reaching their highest potential. Not even a mudslime or chiristian, I spit on all of you.

      I'm 27 years old you degenerate. My family and those around me started drinking at 12. It's a disease of the body and mind and you have no hope until you admit your addiction and change.

      You really want to feel empathy for the drunks especially but you're all trash deep inside. I have stopped giving you money the moment I grew up and realized you are weak degenerates that hurt yourselves, your loved ones and will never stop the cycle of exploitation and ruin. You do not deserve pity, respect or money of any kind, even the money you slave your ass for you do not even deserve that either because this is supposed to be a reward for your time and effort, no matter how small it is or how trapped you feel you could literally round up all of the money you had spent on booze through the years and still not realize how much of a waste of space you are. At the very least that is the most compelling argument against your shitstain addiction, how many things you could've achieved, seen or done in this world. Instead you CHOOSE to be a piece of shit addict. The sad part that is the only manly thing you've ever done in your entire life, the ability to make a choice and you choose addiction. Even you, the casual drinker having a few beers every now and then, congratulations for falling into the israeli consumerist trap like a good slave. Enjoy your irreversible health issues you stupid bastards. I spit on you.

      If you don't drink, you aren't white. At least spiritually. All ancient white cultures brew alcohol. It's another thing to know moderation, but to not drink at all is pissing on your ancient traditions.

      >drinking anything outside wine or spirits
      ngmi

      gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok uh, i’ll drink a little how about that

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated shit that is somehow popular with the Chinese.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not too ass-tasty though

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness is pretty fricking based, I also noticed that it feels way better for the stomach than generic beer

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could literally drive in the indy 500 right now, that's how sober I am from drinking this shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tastes a lot better than budlite though

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness is one of the only beers that doesn’t make me shiver in disgust. I’d rather drink two of them than one high abv “microbrew” that tastes like shit and costs twice as much. But like that other gay said, drinking isn’t good for you so curb it while you can.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Drink distilled alcohol if anything.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guiness feels like some fantasy Harry Potter drink. Or maybe it was brewed by dwarves deep under the earth. Either way, drinking makes me feel all Renaissance Faire
    Fantasy like.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The utter state of yanks lads

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most expensive fricking pint in the pub too. Still love me guiness though, going to have a few this evening. Happy st Patrick's day lads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the cheapest here in Ireland.
      Beamish is usually a bit cheaper.
      I prefer the Guinness from a bottle though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Guiness used to be cheaper here in blighty but they moved production to ireland which raised the price

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I much prefer beamish tbh. I am also from cork though so I probably have that bias

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      guiness was a unionist and would have been against independence lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Most expensive fricking pint in the pub too

      Really? I'd assume its a proper old man pub with shit like John Smiths, Fosters and Carling as the alternatives?

      It's one of the cheapest near me, all those overpriced IPAs are a bit far ahead

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i guess i'll be the first to say I think guiness tastes like shit and I would've thought it had a higher alcohol content cause its gnarly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I would've thought it had a higher alcohol content cause its gnarly

      there's an entirely different brand of Guinness marketed in America called 'extra stout' that's a mere 5.6%, better than the regular brand, but good luck finding that in a bar on tap

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lucky yanks. I don’t even know how to describe the Guinnese Export we get here in singapore but it isnt smooth like an oatmeal stout and its flavour is not bitter like an English bitter. It is in your face rank.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In Australia the Guinness Extra Stout is a full 6%
        https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_19559/guinness-extra-stout-bottles-375ml?isFromSearch=true&isPersonalised=false&isSponsored=false&pageName=category_page

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes tolerable if ice-chilled. Drink pure ethanol or some shit if you just want to get pig-drunk.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man I wanna drink a Guinness now

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the normalgay friendly beer that doesn’t taste like absolute piss and goes down smooth, that’s the reason it’s so popular.
    If you just want to get drunk spirits are a better choice

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is it black? I drink Bud Light cause I'm not a gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dark beer is historical you know. The lighter kinds are a somewhat modern thing.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a hot fricking summer so whenever I go out I end up drinking something like rum and coke or whatever. Beer isn't cold enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is not a single relevant opinion in the Southern Hemisphere

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought i was the only one. The only novel thing about this is that it goes down really smooth but if you're looking for any sort of alcohol buzz, this aint it. I swear the label lies about its content.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's for the taste though

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like a good dry cider to go with my kinos.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a can of Guinness because I never tried it
    >no carbonation
    >some weird plastic ball inside the can
    I felt like calling the cops.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the nitros oxide shit was such a fricking a meme. The more I think about how awful Guinness is the more I hate Ireland

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nitros oxide shit
        Is that why the can foamed over like I've never seen before? Anyway, you'd have to huff some nitrous oxide to get that stale bog goblin piss down.
        Never again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In Ireland they actually like Budweiser and Foster's. The Guinness thing is a meme.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They brew and sell a shit load of guiness in Nigeria, have done since the mid 60s

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >fosters
          The greatest banter the Aussies ever came up with was persuading people that fosters is drinkable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based pleb moron frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking anything outside wine or spirits
    ngmi

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a seasoned druker, I just like regular pilsner, pale ale and ipa

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Export and foreign licensed shit is shit. The actual stuff is perfectly fine for a session beer. Needs to be cold as all frick though.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks beer
    > complains about not getting drunk

    there is your problem, stop drinking bread flavored soda and hit the hard liquor like a real homie.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness is made for the taste and texture to be enjoyed, not to get you drunk fast.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Miller High Life next

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i became an alcoholic on guinness, drinking in the morning to get through zoom one-on-ones with my boss. my desk was full of cans that i just slid out of view. have not drunk in 1,278 days

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do love Guinness but Boddingtons is better and has the same nitro creamy goodness

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The idea is that you can drink them all day without getting fricked up. At a party or a wedding lets say.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like when my shit turns black from it

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine poisoning your brain because you can't deal with muh emotions or life in general. Alcoholics and serial drinkers are more childish and infantile in their willpower, brainpower and overall strength than they would love to admit. Every time a drunken bastard comes up to me on the street asking for booze money I remind myself that this is your future on alcohol, it might not be today or next week and there's a lot of 'responsible drunks' that only postpone the inevitable. In the end, that is your future. Your birth was the culmination of thousands of years of effort and you were born with high levels of potential despite your self-perception and you have chosen to piss it all away. Even behavioral addicts have more power than you. Nobody should ever have any respect for weak boys poisoning themselves instead of reaching their highest potential. Not even a mudslime or chiristian, I spit on all of you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. 17

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 27 years old you degenerate. My family and those around me started drinking at 12. It's a disease of the body and mind and you have no hope until you admit your addiction and change.

        You really want to feel empathy for the drunks especially but you're all trash deep inside. I have stopped giving you money the moment I grew up and realized you are weak degenerates that hurt yourselves, your loved ones and will never stop the cycle of exploitation and ruin. You do not deserve pity, respect or money of any kind, even the money you slave your ass for you do not even deserve that either because this is supposed to be a reward for your time and effort, no matter how small it is or how trapped you feel you could literally round up all of the money you had spent on booze through the years and still not realize how much of a waste of space you are. At the very least that is the most compelling argument against your shitstain addiction, how many things you could've achieved, seen or done in this world. Instead you CHOOSE to be a piece of shit addict. The sad part that is the only manly thing you've ever done in your entire life, the ability to make a choice and you choose addiction. Even you, the casual drinker having a few beers every now and then, congratulations for falling into the israeli consumerist trap like a good slave. Enjoy your irreversible health issues you stupid bastards. I spit on you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice copypasta zoomie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I just wrote this myself because it's the truth. Go find your cope in the bottom of a can you stupid suhhuman animaloid piece of shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              whats up you dirty smelly pedo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your brain stops developing only when you're 25. You're literally closer to a child than an adult.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            get a load of this guy who thinks people who drink beer are getting DTs every day and cirrhosis before 35

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            If you don't drink, you aren't white. At least spiritually. All ancient white cultures brew alcohol. It's another thing to know moderation, but to not drink at all is pissing on your ancient traditions.

            [...]
            gay.

            This guy definitely got butt fricked by his drunken father

            Nice cope you dumb homosexuals. The bottom line is you were blessed with an unimaginable potential and brain power compared to most people, deep inside you all have had such lingering thoughts and self-realization. And you CHOOSE to piss it all away on israeli poison. You deserve no respect or pity of any kind. You're not men. White or otherwise. You are to blame for your own failed societies and your wretched miserable lives because of the choices you make. Just the amount of money you spend on this poison alone, making other people rich, how fricking stupid can you be? After this you have two choices, face your personal issues and make a change or continue to cope. You always have a choice. Good day.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              kwab

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              More pasta just dropped

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              homie bar owners are not rich. Buying alcohol is no different from spending money on any other hobby. As long as there is moderation, it's just a fun recreational thing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm 27 years old you degenerate. My family and those around me started drinking at 12. It's a disease of the body and mind and you have no hope until you admit your addiction and change.

              You really want to feel empathy for the drunks especially but you're all trash deep inside. I have stopped giving you money the moment I grew up and realized you are weak degenerates that hurt yourselves, your loved ones and will never stop the cycle of exploitation and ruin. You do not deserve pity, respect or money of any kind, even the money you slave your ass for you do not even deserve that either because this is supposed to be a reward for your time and effort, no matter how small it is or how trapped you feel you could literally round up all of the money you had spent on booze through the years and still not realize how much of a waste of space you are. At the very least that is the most compelling argument against your shitstain addiction, how many things you could've achieved, seen or done in this world. Instead you CHOOSE to be a piece of shit addict. The sad part that is the only manly thing you've ever done in your entire life, the ability to make a choice and you choose addiction. Even you, the casual drinker having a few beers every now and then, congratulations for falling into the israeli consumerist trap like a good slave. Enjoy your irreversible health issues you stupid bastards. I spit on you.

              Whats with the israeli bollocks ? alcohol was around a long time before.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                He's just off his meds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          New fresh pasta just dropped

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          get a load of this guy who thinks people who drink beer are getting DTs every day and cirrhosis before 35

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This guy definitely got butt fricked by his drunken father

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice blogpost

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol your crush is getting fricked by a drunken chad this very moment

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You drink whiskey to get drunk, not beer.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You had 12 standard drinks and didn't get drunk at all? Obese lol

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to mix it with rum.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness is for the beginning of your drinking session. It's good for lining the stomach.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up in the morning feeling better than you normally feel
    It's fricking magic!

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guinness is only good in ireland. The taps are actually maintained and the source water is better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How the tap is maintained matters so much on how the beer tastes. Crazy no one ever talks about it.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You’re supposed to drop a shot of jäger in it before drinking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never mixed spirits with beer, how do I do this? Do I just poor it in or do I sit it in a little cup in there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pour up a normal glass of beer. Drop a shot (volume of the glass is up to personal preference) of jäger or your favourite spirit in it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there are strong porters or stouts and you should stick to them
    for example Zywiec Polish Porter is 9.5%ABV

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >9.5%

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >9.5%

      For me it's Primator Double 24 (10.5% alcohol)

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking beer to get drunk
    Congratulations, you are moronic.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >drank 8 of these
    >barely even a buzz, at all
    What a life!

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's cheaper ways to get drunk, fricktard.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    budlite: tastes like piss
    guinness: doesn't taste like piss

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    australians can't brew beer

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they literally have the same alcohol as bud light and calories of skim milk
    you're supposed to do jameson shots along with them
    you don't drink guinness to get druk

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