DreamWorks is literally cashing in on Disney hiring a Bulbasaur to play Ariel.

DreamWorks is literally cashing in on Disney hiring a Bulbasaur to play Ariel.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's a villain, but the timing is still pretty great.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we get it, you like to diddle kids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? What you mean?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't you can get the frick out of my thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No I’m not a gay troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Krager

    Bulbasaur?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile filters the N word to Bulbasaur

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What???

        FRICK BULBASAURS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be careful around them. Especially at night in urban areas. Like Detroit in 1992.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            KWAB

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            KWAB

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Kevin Was Abused by Bulbasaurs

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Care to extrapolate?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jogger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What???

        FRICK BULBASAURS

        test: naruto

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn't you fricking Black person

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Uoooooooooooohhhh~~
          Black folk

          Black person

          We don't say that word on here chud

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sneed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dude the bulbasaur is the preferred nomenclature

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ITS REAL

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Liar.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the B in niBBa stands for bulbasaur

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do they evolve into?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fellons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey uh. Why doesn't Cinemaphile do that? Sounds based
        Who do I email?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lol i thought it was because her eyes were so far apart

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >92

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black person?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HELLO FRIEND.
        I HAVE GOTTEN PEOPLE IN MY REAL LIFE TO CALL THEM BULBASAURS.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Have you Shived Liv yet fren?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, nïgger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the N word

        Didn't work you butthole.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bulbasaur
        frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kys bulbasaur

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys nìggér

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk TONGUE MY butthole

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All fricking bulbassaurs must fricking hang

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Niggity Black person

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >parents put a fricking bulbasaur on my grave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and uncle
      >he was 8

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know people who have aunts/uncles younger than them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you not know how older siblings work?

          I have a niece who's older than I am, beekeeper.

          Having third generation members of a family who are younger than or even close in age to second generation members is a sure sign of a trash family, since it either means one generation having kids way before they should be, or the older generation having kids way later than they should be

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not know how older siblings work?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have a niece who's older than I am, beekeeper.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      See nothing wrong with this given the age of their son and the time period.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised Nintendo's lawyers haven't removed it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't that the clickbait news story that first made this image popular?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hehe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How're they hangin mate
      Damn, Aussies taking ACKposting to a whole new level

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      acting like you're more important than that won't change the fact that you aren't. but you're right, they should've just given him a rectangle instead. the fact is he was too young to have done anything or been anything, so they just picked his favorite pokemon.
      you, however, have lived long enough to have been and done something and you- oh wait
      they loved him so much they put a bulbasaur on his grave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you manage to die at 8? Fricking loser lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He forgot to take his Bulbasaur into the tall grass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He lost his iPad, you insensitive prick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he died in 2004 idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's based though. I would have loved a bulbasaur on my grave if I had died at 8.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd steal it and I'm not even black. It's that good.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >white ginger mermaid is... le bad
    >black sloth mermaid is... le good
    Yeah, Hollywood executives definitely planned this together

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this character is ugly as frick, tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're just upset since you didn't pop a boner over it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is LUCA, tho. Are we back to Pixar VS Dreamworks mirror matches?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Goddamn it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kek there's no way that's unintentional
    based DreamWorks

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hair looks great

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > giantess action
    It’s already a winner.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can any thai translate this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blackmaid actually looks cute that way tbqh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      According to google, the dialogue is something like this:

      "How are you, sweetheart?"
      "She's over there. I'm Dreamworks' mermaid"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i saw the trailer for this and i cringed so fricking hard i was becoming one with my seat. Probably the most fricking obnoxious dreamworks movie, maybe even CG animated movie of all fricking time. Its like a fricking parody. I so hope the Mario movie grinds it into dust.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Huh that actually doesn't look awful, for the most part it looks like it's not really my sort of thing but i'll probably watch the final fight and fap to pornographic images of the mermaid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Huh that actually doesn't look awful
      i have to massively disagree, it looks terrible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mistyped that, I meant to say it doesn't look THAT awful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks pretty good

      >Huh that actually doesn't look awful
      i have to massively disagree, it looks terrible.

      disagree

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Despite making up just 5% of trainers pokemon. Bulbasaurs commit over 50% of pokecrime in the Kanto region.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uoooooooooooohhhh~~
    Black folk

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care for animated films, but I will watch it for the humiliation of she.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Arial was brown.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But they made her a cabbage patch kid instead.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good as well they should. They have always been less demonic than Disney.
    I look forward to the rule34.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you Bulbasaurs just got boskeletonrp'd

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the worst bait thread ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shut up, moon cricket

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow you stipud fricking mudkips will believe anything

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're cashing in on fools by making her the villain and the frumpy israeli squid the hero. Dupes will go into this movie thinking it's some anti-woke riposte by Dreamworks and come out of it with more or less the same demoralizing message

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on Cinemaphile rn

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a blue board people. WE. DONT. SAY. THAT. WORD!

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