DreamWorks screwed up with this one. Too flawed.

DreamWorks screwed up with this one. Too flawed.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz
    >The Prince of Egypt
    >The Road to El Dorado
    >Chicken Run
    >Shrek
    >Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
    >Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
    Easily the weakest theatrical animation movie by DreamWorks at the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really? Not fricking Chicken Run? Chicken Run was dogshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh no, that film is pretty great actually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered much? Chicken Run is very good

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6.9/10, very watchable.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another fricking Sinbad adaptation

    nobody ever made one animated Sandokan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody ever made one animated Sandokan
      uh

      and also

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but neither of thems full length movie stuff and one of thems furshit

        thanks tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's not Sinbad.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok in my book

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was nowhere near as bad as Shark Tale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Prince of Egypt: Brenda Chapman, Simon Wells and Steve Hickner

    >Road to El Dorado: Don Paul, Bibo Bergeron, Will Finn and David Silverman

    >Spirit: Lorna Cook and Kelly Asbury

    >Sinbad: Patrick Gilmore and Tim Johnson
    The directors of Sinbad didn't come from a 2D animation background, unlike the directors from the previous three movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gilmore came from a video games background and Johnson came from a CGI animation background.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this is screwing up then they should make screw ups like this more often

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonyrnous

      Was Sinbad really so bad that it made everyone forget about Eris? She should be right there alongside Chel if we're being honest..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot nothing. She was my first evil crush.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was Sinbad really so bad that it made everyone forget about Eris? She should be right there alongside Chel if we're being honest..

      can't tell if that's a schnoz or not. been scratching my brain over it.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Russell Crowe was the voice of Sinbad at first, but he was then replaced by Brad Pitt
    Bad move

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bad move how, you fricking schizo? It wouldn't have changed shit except for Sinbad's accent.

      I'm sick of your trivia spewing ass, you're goddamned boring.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this movie in theaters and had a blast. Haven't seen it since and don't really need to. It did it's job, giving a 10-year old boy a timeless adventure to drown out all the news coverage of the war. Eris was hot.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this being really boring even for 2D animation as a kid, no wonder everyone went with CG afterwards.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least they didn't blackwash them.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen any movie utilize scimitars and knifes like this one does. Beautifully animated.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what does the book of peace do?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michelle Pfeiffer and Joseph Fiennes haven't done more voice acting since this flop. Brad Pitt eventually did (just for Megamind and the Happy Feet sequel), but he was never given the lead role on an animation movie again.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe dreamworks' obsession with getting full casts of A-listers for voice roles is paying off.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A deeply flawed script based on a deus ex machina changed to be mediocre.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Joseph: King of Dreams
    >Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
    >Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
    Why did DreamWorks thought that having a movie's name be "protagonist name + description" was appealing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Atlantis: The Lost Empire
      That's not bad by comparison, because Atlantis is the name of a place instead of the protagonist. Not as corny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The worst thing about the ramble spam is moronic shit like this. It's like an alien trying to be a movie critic, imagine the sheer amount of autism it takes to think this is a reasonable observation.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is no Jack Sparrow. It's a fair comparison because this movie premiered almost the same day as Curse of the Black Pearl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost the same day? Was DreamWorks trying to kill it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sinbad: July 2
        >Black Pearl: July 9

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'd think the council would give Sinbad more than 10 days to get the book and return with it, considering the prince's head was literally on the chopping block.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2002
    >Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

    2003
    >Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
    >Shrek 4-D: The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

    2004
    >Shrek 2
    >Shark Tale
    2004 was an improvement for DreamWorks over 2002 and 2003.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remember Shrek 4-D?
      https://vimeo.com/63221879

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In 2004, DreamWorks also released this short lived show that was created by Katzenberg himself. However, DreamWorks didn't do the animation. It was entirely outsourced to Imagi Studios at Hong Kong.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Expleen why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon no he'll just ramble on with mindless trivia for 12 hours again

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >For some reason, Proteus trusts you
    >Well, what could he have been thinking?
    >How did you two ever meet?
    >Running for my life, as usual. A couple of angry thugs had cornered me outside the palace walls. I was trapped. A sword at my throat, at my chest, at my...
    >Pickles and eggs!
    >Well, you get the idea. And then suddenly, there was a fourth blade. It was Proteus. You see, he'd watched it all from his room in the palace. He actually climbed down the castle wall to fight at my side, and, boy, did we fight. It was like we'd rehearsed it. We were best friends from that day forward
    >What happened with you two? What is it?
    >We took different paths

    >You know, I've traveled the world, seen things no other man has seen, but nothing, nothing compares to the open sea
    >And is this what you always wanted?
    >Not really. When we were young, Proteus and I used to talk about joining the Royal Navy and serving Syracuse side by side. But as we got older, our lives began to change. He's a prince, and I'm, well... I was never jealous of him, though, until one morning, a ship came into harbor, a ship with his future on it. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen
    >What was on the ship?
    >You. Proteus met you at the dock. I jumped on the first outbound ship and never looked back
    Not a great backstory

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