when you shotgun it you make a hole in the bottom then open the top so there's no air that has to go through the hole you're dirnking through, makes it easy
All you do is do it enough times and then you eventually unlock the ability and it becomes easy. You just have to keep doing it over and over until your body understands it.
>go a month without drinking >decide to indulge, get really drunk with friends Friday and Saturday night >decide to start another 30 day break >feel like shit while recovering for 3 days straight >finally feel back to normal today (day 4) >get some productive shit done >out of nowhere feel really dizzy >hear palpitations, breathlessness, panic attack >run to the liquor store and grab a six pack of cheap light beer >chug three of them >instantly feel great again
drukbros, why does it have to be like this?
damn you really need to stop drinking, you've gone way too far
btw you won't die from stopping drinking, that only happens to people who are drinking a litre of vodka the moment they wake up
I literally can't fall asleep unless I get VERY drunk and basically pass out >takes me 8 hours to go asleep sober
I don't even wanna drink but I have to at this point
I posted about having my third liter on rum in a row, like I was a some kind of legend, and now i'm on my sixth and hoping i'll die in my sleep. Life! Oh liiife. Ohhh liiife....doodoodootdootdoo
As someone who was in the same position, you just have to detox and sacrifice your sleep for 2-3 months. It was a miserable time, but after 3 months I was able to sleep normally again. Good luck.
It isn't a chicken and egg scenario, dude, I drank and popped pills because of anxiety, etc
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You realize that alcohol causes anxiety, yeah?
Absolutely, 100% INCORRECT. It does the opposite, but if you go too deep enjoy the depressive downward spiral. But as long as you mind your Ps and Q's drinking a healthy amount everyday will definitely have the positives outweighs the negatives. That's just basic science.
2 years ago
Anonymous
not that guy but alcohol definitely makes overall anxiety worse long term. It only cures it in the short term
try to taper off while you still can without a hospital or whatever
was at your point too and after a few months i could wake up 20 times in 4 hours and have extreme nightmares and wake up thinking they were real and calling my mom etc
and this was after a handle of vodka which used to make me just sleep so hard i just pissed myself 2 times in 10 hours
I was the same. Taper off and then maintain a STRICT sleep schedule. Always go to bed and wake up at the same time - if possible wake up fairly early. This helped me 100%.
>4 days later >out of nowhere feel really dizzy >hear palpitations, breathlessness
That's not withdrawal, that's anxiety related >panic attack
You even said it yourself
Whats a low colarie drink i can get druk on? Only thing ive found is vodka with some blacurrant / orange cordial and water.
Might just start using pure orange juice and apple juice instead
The element of alcohol that gets you drunk itself has calories. no getting around that I think.
Just drink liquor, purest way to get alcohol without the extra calories.
Like a shot of vodka is ~100 calories. That's the minimum number of calories in an 80 proof alcohol. Even if you drank 100% alcohol like everclear, one shot of that would be ~285 calories.
It sucks because it does take me ~6 shots to get buzzed (which I down in 30 minutes) and approximately 10 over the course of 3 hours to get to very fun level without throwing up or blacking out.
I mix it with sugar free cranberry juice though, I don't do pure straight shots, it hurts too much.
reminder that the white man was made to drink. alexander, napoleon, and caesar all drank extensively and achieved more than any of us put together ever will. if you don't drink you aren't white.
Beer sucks
Drink sodas
soda
that's the most cuck, obese, gay thing I've ever heard
>imagine enjoying a carbonated, sugary drink
>with no alcohol
Kim?
Honestly that approach will probably kill you faster if I had to guess as long as you aren't drinking like 30 beers a day.
>BE ME
>OPEN Cinemaphile
>BE DRUK
>SEE THREAD
>DOWN THE REST OF MY DRINK AND OPEN ANOTHER
>POST REPLY
WHAT ALIFE
i just tried to shotgun a beer the first time like americans do but it was a 500ml can and i almost threw up
Keep trying brother, you'll get it
Genuinely how do you chug a beer. I Cant even chug a quarter without having to stop.
when you shotgun it you make a hole in the bottom then open the top so there's no air that has to go through the hole you're dirnking through, makes it easy
All you do is do it enough times and then you eventually unlock the ability and it becomes easy. You just have to keep doing it over and over until your body understands it.
the secret of americans is their beer is heavily watered down, you're essentially drinking fizzy water with some alcohol. much easier to down
What a bunch of eurotrash cope.
Late November back in 63
Hey bro, let's listen to Slayer n' git fricked up!
Slayer fans were never cuddled enough by their moms. Sad but true
As a Slayer fan I can confirm this
Since you've confirmed this, and given us those sweet dubs, I feel a lot of love & compassion for you.
I feel pretty strongly about this person feeling strongly about things.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just having some beers
nicely buzzed
WHAT A LIFE
Leaving Las Vegas
very miserable movie
>go a month without drinking
>decide to indulge, get really drunk with friends Friday and Saturday night
>decide to start another 30 day break
>feel like shit while recovering for 3 days straight
>finally feel back to normal today (day 4)
>get some productive shit done
>out of nowhere feel really dizzy
>hear palpitations, breathlessness, panic attack
>run to the liquor store and grab a six pack of cheap light beer
>chug three of them
>instantly feel great again
drukbros, why does it have to be like this?
damn you really need to stop drinking, you've gone way too far
btw you won't die from stopping drinking, that only happens to people who are drinking a litre of vodka the moment they wake up
Because it's the only way bro.
I literally can't fall asleep unless I get VERY drunk and basically pass out
>takes me 8 hours to go asleep sober
I don't even wanna drink but I have to at this point
Welcome to my life
I posted about having my third liter on rum in a row, like I was a some kind of legend, and now i'm on my sixth and hoping i'll die in my sleep. Life! Oh liiife. Ohhh liiife....doodoodootdootdoo
War support!
I have to be honest, bros. I enjoyed the druk threads a bit too much and am now swan-diving into abject misery
As someone who was in the same position, you just have to detox and sacrifice your sleep for 2-3 months. It was a miserable time, but after 3 months I was able to sleep normally again. Good luck.
def doesn't take 3 months
It took 3 months for me because I have brutal anxiety and would snap awake when I was falling asleep
You realize that alcohol causes anxiety, yeah?
It isn't a chicken and egg scenario, dude, I drank and popped pills because of anxiety, etc
>You realize that alcohol causes anxiety, yeah?
Absolutely, 100% INCORRECT. It does the opposite, but if you go too deep enjoy the depressive downward spiral. But as long as you mind your Ps and Q's drinking a healthy amount everyday will definitely have the positives outweighs the negatives. That's just basic science.
not that guy but alcohol definitely makes overall anxiety worse long term. It only cures it in the short term
Then just drink, what's the problem here?
try to taper off while you still can without a hospital or whatever
was at your point too and after a few months i could wake up 20 times in 4 hours and have extreme nightmares and wake up thinking they were real and calling my mom etc
and this was after a handle of vodka which used to make me just sleep so hard i just pissed myself 2 times in 10 hours
I was the same. Taper off and then maintain a STRICT sleep schedule. Always go to bed and wake up at the same time - if possible wake up fairly early. This helped me 100%.
I think this is happening to my friend. Literally always complains about not sleeping but blacks out every time he drinks.
you dont have to, just take zero caffeine and do shit until you feel tired, dont go to bed if you dont feel like sleeping
i can only stay like 20h awake until my eyes start to close on their own
its moronic to try to have normal sleep schedule if you are recovering from alcohol
also ween off, you can go to zero from 350ml of vodka per day but not from 1l of vodka per day
you just have anxiety moron and use alcohol to cope
>4 days later
>out of nowhere feel really dizzy
>hear palpitations, breathlessness
That's not withdrawal, that's anxiety related
>panic attack
You even said it yourself
Alcoholics are such weepy losers
You'll lose the will to live one day, then you'll join the drukbros
Gooble gobble
gooble gobble
One of us
one of us
Haven't had a drink in nearly 2 years 🙂
I wish I was you, but then if I was you, i'd probably be watching Friends.
What does this even mean? You need to go sober asap
At least no matter how bad things get, we have eachother bros
Whats a low colarie drink i can get druk on? Only thing ive found is vodka with some blacurrant / orange cordial and water.
Might just start using pure orange juice and apple juice instead
Just drink wine
I hate wine, only thing except gin that i wont drink.
how could someone hate all wine
fricked up listening to don henley
When the frick will they invent zero-calorie alcohol? I would get drunk every day on that shit.
The element of alcohol that gets you drunk itself has calories. no getting around that I think.
Just drink liquor, purest way to get alcohol without the extra calories.
Like a shot of vodka is ~100 calories. That's the minimum number of calories in an 80 proof alcohol. Even if you drank 100% alcohol like everclear, one shot of that would be ~285 calories.
It sucks because it does take me ~6 shots to get buzzed (which I down in 30 minutes) and approximately 10 over the course of 3 hours to get to very fun level without throwing up or blacking out.
I mix it with sugar free cranberry juice though, I don't do pure straight shots, it hurts too much.
stop spreading lies, literally just google it. straight vodka only has 75 calories per 1.5 oz (a shot)
>see druk thread
>crave rum and coke and a good kino
t-thanks bros
join us brother
On the rum the whole time so you can talk to me, bruv! 😀
reminder that the white man was made to drink. alexander, napoleon, and caesar all drank extensively and achieved more than any of us put together ever will. if you don't drink you aren't white.
every man was made to drink
i had sex with my wife yesterday while the end of this movie was on in the background and i was a lil bit druk. whatalife
bruh you ruined the pacing and ending. rewatch asap (although kudos on the buzzed sex, that's the best)
>nothing happens the movie ft. WHAT A LIFE
he got the meme its okay
honestly, filtered. lay off the booze and you might understand things a bit better
ive been drunk for 11 days... how do i stop bros?
stop drinking, replace it with going out and doing stuff rather than sitting at the computer wasting away
good movie except for all the sex scenes
I LOVE DRINKING AND BEING DRUNK