>DUDE DID YOU KNOW I WAS ADDICTED TO DRUGS WELL NOW I'M SOBER AND LIFE IS SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE WITHOUT DRUGS WHICH IS WHY I SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE THINKING AND TALKING ABOUT THEM
>DUDE DID YOU KNOW I WAS ADDICTED TO DRUGS WELL NOW I'M SOBER AND LIFE IS SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE WITHOUT DRUGS WHICH IS WHY I SPEND EVERY WAKI...
This is a typical person in recovery. They trade doing drugs for member berries.
You see it with no-fappers too.
>every bad thing in your life thats ever happened to you is caused by porn and masturbation
He isn't even sober, anyone could enjoy life on his level with his adderall perscription and money
captcha: m3mba
>all perscription and money
Is he on addy? Lol that makes this sober grift even funnier.
Bam said the whole cast who claim to be sober are on it, so it has to be true
Wait. What? Is he on Adderall???? That's not being sober. That's being high on basically amphetamines all day every day.
Addicts like to use the loophole that things that are prescribed and used for "medication" are different. Big reason you see stoners saying they are getting "medicated" now instead of getting high even though they are ripping a 2 grab dab or smoking a OZ cone.
weed unironically is medicine for me, anti-nausea, anti-anxiety
but yeah im not ribbing dabs or cones, i smoke a bowl every half hour thats all
>every half hour
Dude youre an addict and habitual weed smoking probably fucked your stomach
Kek where’s you get your md from bud? You must be fun at parties
>probably fucked your stomach
Please elaborate.
Something about Jesus
>anti-anxiety
wait till it starts giving you panic attacks instead
I'm surprisingly immune to anxiety attacks, then again I smoke sour diesal and gorilla glue. I likely would have anxiety from smoking 'lemon' strains or high sativas.
Anyway, didn't come here to blog about weed I just hate steve-o. Slinging $5 cans of 'water' because they look like beer.. so fucking gay. Him and that louis gomez guy are so unfunny yyet in EVERYTHING.
WELL WE DID DRUGS NOW WE NEED THE HIGH OF CONSTANT ALTRUISTIC NARCISSISM!
try dry herb vapes. They are better for you since they are vapor rather than smoke. And you can reuse abv for edibles so its good for cost
>anti-anxiety
you probably dont realize it but its making you more anxious, just like benzo's do for people that take them every day
I know multiple "recovering" alcoholics who have just subbed their drink with edibles and or mushrooms. All go on rants about how much more responsible and happy they are now.
Problem solved.
damn I wish I had access to hollywood doctors, adderall is absolutely just a make me feel good pill when Ive taken it and at the very least makes bad shit more tolerable. Doesnt count at all for being sober lmao
Kek yeah this is true and those culty programs like AA really encourage this "half way" recovery where you don't use the substance, but the substance does control your life still. Basically these people should be sterilized.
Maybe he's just trying his best to stop other people from becoming junkie loser lunatics like Bam?
maybe you should SHUT THE FUCK YOU YOU gay
>So today we have this very famous guest, her name is.. that bitch from that 90s sitcom you didn't care about even back then. So, guest, did you know that i was a drug addict and my dad was the CEO of Coca-Cola in Mexico?
>Today we have Paddy the Baddy Pimblet
I like Steve-O but the constant shilling of that infomercial garbage like butt wipes and $5 water in beer cans is really off putting and I'm surprised noone has told him to calm down with the live reads.
There's also a surprising amount of stories of him being a jerk to audience members and even his own tour crew. Apparently he gets rattled easily and any sort of interruption causes him to sperg out.
I give Steve-O a 6 out of 10. Well 7/10 because I think his girlfriend his hot.
is this mr beast
immediately kys no takebacks
haha sorry to trigger u chud
had to do it to ya
omfg fuck your oochie
>I like Steve-O but the constant shilling of that infomercial garbage like butt wipes and $5 water in beer cans is really off putting and I'm surprised noone has told him to calm down with the live reads.
Those live reads are paying for his podcast you dumb bro, he's not doing this shit for fun it's a job
yea I'm sure his podcast costs 30k a episode to produce
earthrocker bros... thinkin we never left the buildin
Lucky girl.
>seen here before Wyeth’s seminal work simply titled “Dat Ass.”
jesus, never seen someone so buckbroken. Hate to see it. It would be better had he just ODd
Imagine if he had OD’d, joined the 27 club. He would be a well-liked legend to this day. Which makes me wonder what Dunn would be like today if he were alive.
>What Dunn would be like if he were alive
Impossible, that retard would have 100% died in another car crash. It was just a matter of time until his very predictable, very stupid death.
You do the same thing obsessing about him and going on autistic mocking rambling green text threads
anon is projecting his inner demons. he's got a bad habit he can't kick so he puts people down who were successful. sad reality
>Today, ou guest is that bitch who played Roseanne Barr's sister in Roseanne. So, did you know that once i was so much on cocke that i masturbated in front on my father for Jackass? My father was head of Coca cola in Brazil you know. Anyways, i'm sober know. Once i got sodomized by a horse, for the show. I stopped drugs now tho, but i'm famous. Anyways, this is why i still have some anal leakage, which is why i use today's sponsor Wet Wipes. Wet Wipes make me feel so fresh anytime i have some anal leakage during the day. Back to the show, so where was i? My dad was CEO of Coca Cola and i stopped drugs but my only relevance is about doing things on drugs, so let me tell you about the time i contracted AIDS while being on heroin.
does anyone even buy those dude wipe things he constantly shills? I remember Joe Rogan of all people shut his ass down when he tried to promote them on his podcast kek
This is art. This should be in the library of congress for future preservation
If Bam lost 70 lbs he might be able to transform into his old self.
His raspy voice and fake teeth piss me off. Why don't denture manufacturers make them slightly off-white so they're not so obviously fake?
Good for you Steve-o!
Ex-addicts have to be some of the most boring people to be around. Good for them but holy shit.
The main problem I have with them is that they assume that if they only stop drugs then that will fix everything and make them a good person, but they don't realize that they still possess all the underlying problems that made them a drug addict in the first place.
>I'm 21 year 20 month and 3 miliseconds sober, never had a drop of alcohol since
how is that an achievement?
It'd be more impressive if you could have a drink every once in a while on special occasion without becoming completely dysfunctional
>It'd be more impressive if you could have a drink every once in a while on special occasion without becoming completely dysfunctional
Why? How would that add anything to their life? If you’re putting that much stock in an inanimate object ask yourself why.
I can't believe he thought doing a podcast was a good idea with his annoying screechy voice. Who wants to listen to that for two straight hours?
Didn't he have a doctor tell him his vocal chords were fucked because he literally didn't know how to talk like a normal human for his whole life up to that point?
I've been sober for years and I think about relapsing every day. Life was more fun when I was fucked up every day. I'll probably just kill myself though.
How often does he actually talk about it though?
Oh n-
>relaxed
live and learn
his glasses jumped off his head like they were embarrassed to be seen with him
Dude was stances to throw his power. Why would Knoxville not see this coming?
Anyone know the story behind this?
N
fake and gay
That isn't Johnny Knoxville. He's Gen Xer #5671893456. That was Gen Xer #5671893459, best known for being the most enthusiastic audience member during that acoustic instore Smashing Pumpkins did at Atomic Records in Milwaukee in 1991.
Checked, that really was one of their best in store sets.
The kinds of people that mald about steve-o's story are people that hate to hear that someone can be a hard druggie early in life, recover, and then lead a fulfilling life afterwards
They HATE the fact that they were too scared to try drugs and now it's too late
WTF is mald?
Manlet Assblasted Languishing in Delirium
>My Asshole Loves Dick
>mfw he's more famous for his standup, sobriety, and sexual escapades
I love jimmy but nothing makes me more sick than him saying he was an alcoholic because he drank for like one year of his life. I mean... as an alcoholic myself he was pretty much right that it's a shitty disease but the way he's so AA-parable slinging you just go ugh...
I remember when some called into Opie and Anthony and mentioned AA by name. Jim went on a screeching rant about how he never mentioned it and respected anonymity.
First of all, Jim Norton talked alot about AA and even though he rarely mentioned it by name (he did a few times), it was extremely obvious what he was talking about.
Second, it’s others anonymity you’re supposed to protect. One of the traditions is anonymity in press, radio, tv, and the internet, but who is violating that more, “Joe” from Wisconsin or one of the shows hosts who is always talking about recovery and alluding to AA to millions of people.
>tries to talk about addiction with Vos in the room
oef
what drugs was steveo even on? i remember his PCP saved my life video and that whole era he was addicted to fucking nitrous oxide. but afaik he wasn't a heroin junkie or anything like that
to my knowledge was co2 canning and smoking cartons of newports, and his septum or whatever actually blown out from coke abuse
kinda like artie lange but he apparently crushed coke up wit a salt shaker and snorted glass shards l o l
I really don't feel empthy for people who fail upwards in life.
He was on pretty much every upper that exists. And he was on opioids from time to time to deal with pain, but I dont think that was his thing.
In hindsight when you realize that pretty much all the cast members popped an oxycontin before doing painful stunts so they could barely feel anything, it's not as funny or impressive anymore
And he was probably on benzos too. Most people who abuse uppers use benzos to deal with the comedown
Walking shill. Every single thing he does it motivated by the opportunity to promote something. Riding off the "good will" he gained like fuckin decades ago from being the world's biggest degenerate. Anytime youve seen Steve-o in the last 10 years, you are actually just watching a commercial for something. Loves acting like a therapist because he got help with figuring out how to not blast 500 whippits a day and pop Molly in his asshole, like ther average person needs any sort of wisdom to avoid that scenario. Can't wait until he gets cancelled for the undoubtable amount of underage play him and his crew did during the early tour years.
I saw his live show a few weeks ago and it was pretty disappointing. The entire thing was just him introducing clips of him doing unfunny gross shit that wasn't good enough to make it on Jackass. Like someone else said, he's SUPER touchy about people talking during his show, he even got mad for someone laughing at the wrong time.
>BRO I DON'T TAKE ANY DRUGS ANYMORE...
>EXCEPT ZOLOFT, PROZAC, LEXAPRO AND VALIUM
I cant wait for the the west to fall.
Addicts are scum of the earth
Steve-o is a good case for the existence of addictive personalities. He just found a way to vent it in a more healthy way than drugs. He'll never stop being obnoxious and over indulgent though. He's relatively self aware of the whole thing though so I find it hard to rip on him.