>DUDE I KEPT DISMISSING ANIMATED MOVIES AND TRIED TO AVOID MENTIONING CARTOONS OTHER THAN THE SIMPSONS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE FOR YEARS
>BUT NOW THAT I GOT A REAL JOB IN THE INDUSTRY, VOICING A CARTOON CHARACTER, I AM TOTALLY COOL WITH ANIMATION AS AN ART FORM
>I'M GONNA MENTION RICK AND MORTY!
>JAY! QUICK! MAKE A RE:VIEW ON TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
>RICH GET IN HERE WE'RE MAKING AN ANIMATED SERIES ABOUT OUR HACK FRAUD MOVIES IDEAS!
>WE'RE BREAKING NEW GROUND!!!
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And OP, the eternal cuckold that he is, will still continue to consoom his videos and shill them (for free)
A fate worse than death
based OP taking one for the team so we may cozy ourselves in communal schadenfreude.
Mike, was Rian Johnson's "friendship" worth it in the end? You burned your whole life's work over a movie everyone would have forgotten if you'd just spoken truth.
>Disney cancelled our tickets!
Then you should have gone harder, right? Doubled-down and caught another screening and rushed the review for first-thing ride of the trending wave.
You CHOSE this adventure (poorly).
It's ok to try different things.
>new things
>the mr plinkett voice
The Plinkett voice isn't used in Spitballs
the time it took to write out that post was infinitely more time than any eceleb has ever been worth.
This dude has a brainlet tier take on 50s era sci fi movies. The original The Blob is great.
He's the typical 80's kid. Loves the remakes of The Blob, The Thing, Body Snatchers, but anything from the previous decades is too boring for him. They all seem to have pretty shallow interests in film.
>I WATCH EVERYTHING THEY DO SO I CAN WHINE ABOUT IT LIKE A b***h AND AN IDIOT
sad.
>They're still attempting to make animated rlm a thing
Yikes
Unhinged!
Yeah, honestly, frick this moron. He even watched Lower Decks recently despite pretending he was too far above it AND ignoring TCW. Not sure if that moron also watched the other Star Trek cartoon but I have a feeling he might of.
He's a complete sub-human and this cartoon grift ain't going to work.
schizo post
>DUDE I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I UNIRONICALLY USE RLM AS A FRIEND SIMULATOR AND AM SO EMBARRASSED OF THIS FACT THAT I MAKE UP THE MOST AUTISTIC SHIT ABOUT THEM TO THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT ON Cinemaphile
Western animation is never, can never be and will never be cinema.
The timing of this really does come across as riding off Smiling Friends' coattails. I've never been more embarassed to call RLM my e-friends.
They've done random voice over work long before Smiling Friends existed though
Now to be fair they made a cartoon years before RLM (they show it in Last vampire on Earth video)
>murdered white women is fricking hilarious
>we should remove graveyards to make more place for parking lots
they lost their fricking mind
they literally never said either of those
What did he say about graveyards?
Gay AIDS Black folk in the 80s were worth just as much as a mother of 3 who fell down a gorge and died you fricking chud. God I hate wypipo
>Gay AIDS Black folk in the 80s were worth just as much as a mother of 3 who fell down a gorge
No, they really aren't. The caste system is a part of the human experience even in the Western world.
Do you think your life is worth less than a trailer park welfare queen just because she has 6 kids?
>trailer park welfare queen
Statistically nonexistent.
I thought rich evans was much older than 47.
i don’t get the ‘friend simulator’ shit. i don’t know why anyone would want to be friends with the rlm guys. mike is an alcoholic burnout and jay is a pretentious homosexual who clearly wasn’t bullied enough as a kid. rich and beardfat are obese losers. jack is the only guy in that group i’d wanna be friends with but his laughs are creepy as hell
>jack is the only guy in that group i’d wanna be friends with but his laughs are creepy as hell
The guy that use to carry around props to make jokes, went to a clown school, and made the pee pee video? That's the guy you want to be friends with?
When you put it that way, he sounds even more based than I would have thought.
I know /t/v is full of contrarian morons but god damn.
Clowns are the coolest people in the world.
Jack is a fricking loser. You'd be better of with anyone other than Mike who clearly thinks he's hot shit.
Just seeing or hearing Jack incites a visceral response from me. What a freak. He and Rich should never speak on vidya again. It was a very mask off moment.
>Jack is a loser
and yet he’s the only one that got a woman to marry him and start a family with. you want a hot dog to suck on, simp? mike and jay will never frick you
All the RLM guys are married and have kids.
you want a hot dog?
Nobody wants to hear about your gay fantasies.
Mike is still with the girl that was on the show, rich had a fiance, and jay might be gay and he still probably gets more pussy than you.
Literally anyone can get a girl pregnant. It's the easiest thing in the fricking world. The last time I had sex with my ex we didn't have a condom and she wanted me to cum inside her and I was like "lol nope" because I didn't want kids with a crazy b***h. if that's your measure of success then you are a pathetic incel.
By far the gaygiest post I’ve seen all day. This isn’t Reddit.
>is an incel
>BUT YOU"RE REDDIT! REEEEEEE
Wow, you really don't belong on this site if that's how you react to a single comment. You'd definitely be happier on Reddit or something.
You're the homosexuals that get a superiority complex off of fricking reddit of all things.
You're both morons, congrats.
I mentoned reddit do I fit in guys?
>projecting because somebody insulted your friend simulator
No, you really are acting like a Redditor
Redditor
incel
Man, you really shouldn't be hanging around here if incels make you upset.
You don't know anything about their personal lives because aside from that homosexual jack, they're smart enough to keep that private so autists like you have no choice but to speculate like a parasocial moron.
simp
The only reason people know about rich and jacks personal lives is because of their stream where they would tell stories all the time. They also accidently gave everyone a tour of their office when they tried to make a joke video about the game The Witness.
It was pretty bad whenever they actually talked about video games because they know frick all about actual video games. Rich persisting that everyone called Half Life a doom clone as an example. And they were just bad at them too. They made the game grumps look competent.
>They also accidently gave everyone a tour of their office when they tried to make a joke video about the game The Witness.
How is that accidental? Do you think they were somehow unaware of what they were filming?
It was an accident by definition because it wasn't their intention you fricktard.
>an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause.
Their intention was to make a funny video. What they actually did was give RLM fans their first and only look of behind the studio and office.
>it wasn't their intention
It wasn't their intention to film what they filmed? They accidentally turned on the camera and accidentally hit record and accidentally pointed the camera at the subjects they wanted to appear in front of it?
>their first and only look of behind the studio and office
We've seen that entire space in plenty of videos over the years.
For years I assumed Mike was just hamming up his acting when playing various characters and doing skits, turns out he genuinely is just that bad at acting.
Hopefuly Mike stops banning anime videos so Jay can finaly make his Satoshi Kon vids with Josh he teased back in the day.
Mike doesn’t tell anyone what to do. They’re all friends. I’m sure their next video idea gets decided in a few minutes or less.
You homosexuals and your RLM lore is fricking weird.
There was literaly an Akira video for that Quick Cuts solo series Jay started but Mike lost his shit and made him delete them all.
good, the last thing their channel needs is the attention of weebs.
When did he talk about?
The image of a bunch of old people moving around like the flash because the aliens are on a different timescale is funny but these videos are weak. Feels like RLM has fallen off. This is the best of their fake pitches but its still weak. It feels really desperate. It's peak gen X, hating the system but also desperately seeking validation.
>It's peak gen X, hating the system but also desperately seeking validation.
what the frick are you talking about?
>what the frick are you talking about?
Do you actually want an answer to that question or are you just so stupid you couldn't do anything other than exclaim your lack of understanding?
RLM cartoon will turn out like Clerks cartoon
despite dunking on Kevin Smith, the Clerks show is miles better compared to their shitty animated segments
Funny but limited? It doesn't seem that funny.
I would crack this homosexual’s teeth with a rock if I bumped into him IRL.
Are these pre-existing material they got someone to animate over?
Why did Jesse stop being in videos?
creeps being creeps.
I knew a 6ft tall big breasted tomboy in college that put her phone number on her website portfolio. She also had a bio on there with a picture of herself. Needless to say that didn't go well.
hope she sees this, bro. keep being a nice guy who respects women. you’ll get women for sure, sport.
what the frick are you even talking about.
200312496
seething. KWAB
>Almost 2 years since last seen in an RLM video
Why was Jack fired bros?
He unironically went into rehab for alcoholism dude. Not even in the fake making up RLM things for fun way. For real, honest and true.
But that's not real, honest, or true
AIDS moby literally posted about being an alcoholic on his twitter. There's tons of videos where he's just sloshed out of his mind.
Yes and he just stopped drinking. Where the frick are you getting that he was in rehab from?
Those drunk as frick BOTW halloween vids were kino, too bad Jack had to b***h out and now they get the hobo dude to get sloshed as hell.
>sloshed out of his mind
He was drunk in an appropriate setting. Calling himself an "alcoholic" for drinking with his friends sounds pathetic, no matter how embarrassing it was for him and his family.
https://x.com/Harlack/status/1279062388596146176
He's explained that RLM really enables his drinking so he took a step back for a little while. Obviously not quit entirely, but yeah.
>He's explained that RLM really enables his drinking so he took a step back for a little while.
He says literally the exact opposite of that.
He a earthrocker
He's in a Best of the Worst from three months ago
His recent silence is deafening
clearly recorded before covid.
Didn’t even have enough faith in the material to colorize it.
Back on topic, where's Jessi and when is she returning?
It's been over 10 years. Move on, homosexual.
>Entire thread discussing dudes
>Mentions a woman
>Gets called a homosexual
This tracks for being the same place as reddit. But for real though you motherfricker wienersucking ass biting little b***hes, what happened to her?
She must look like a grandma by now. Leave it be.
Pale skin with big breasts turns into fat and wrinkly pretty fast
Jessi Nakle’s silence is deafening
ahahaha
STOKLASAED
Sorry Mike but I'm not even going to watch it. I watch almost anything my dearest beloved internet friends put out but I don't give a crap about some animated bullshit
The way you do this properly is you take existing audio of the crew riffing or going on a funny tangent or doing a funny bit and you animate it. Rooster Teeth was doing this when RLM was still making plinkett crap and every other youtuber copied them because it's naturally funny and it works. Writing your own new material is a hacky, self-indulgent waste of time and it only takes 20 seconds to realize how forced and unfunny the results are. Human garbage.
They should review STD now that it's over, and it got somewhat better toward the end.
They could consistently hit 2M views every video if Mike started reviewing animu classics from the perspective of a Xoomer who has never watched anything Japanese due to growing up in a very racist household.
They would be throwing out 90 percent of their current audience and basically starting from scratch in what's already one of the most saturated markets out there.
>big chunk of their fans are r*dditors and Cinemaphilenarians
>mention of anime would turn off their existing audience
Even if that was true, they could still continue doing BOTW. Just the dearth of HITB-worthy new movies would be remedied with Mike watching animu. Mike doesn't have to say anything interesting. There are enough weeaboos who want their hobby be validated by the midwestern movie dad.
They don't really care about view counts anymore, assuming they ever have. If they really wanted to bump up the views they could do something like review of the entire season of the original Start Trek.