>Dude, J Jonah Jameson is le conspiracy nut racist youtuber like alex jones
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>Dude, J Jonah Jameson is le conspiracy nut racist youtuber like alex jones
>Dude, J Jonah Jameson is le conspiracy nut racist youtuber like alex jones
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yes and?
wierd fricking move to have him do jameson again when they were going to do multiverse shit anyways
never saw far from home, is the twin jonah shit ever mentioned? was he in the andrew garfield ones too?
>was he in the andrew garfield ones too?
No.
Simmons was one of the most fondly remembered parts of the Raimi films. There's no logical multiverse explanation they just realized that there are a lot of fans who will be more likely to buy tickets if he's in it.
he'd be a late night talk show host in Andrew's universe
If it weren't for Warner Bros, Sony Pictures would be the single most sloppy and incompetent movie studio currently existing. And even then, I think Sony has them beat in terms of greediness and just how out of touch they are with their audiences.
>Dabs on you while playing The Last of Us Part Two, one of the greatest games of this generation
>was he in the andrew garfield ones too?
Only by name. Peter sells his photos to JJJ for money on the side, but you never see the man in person.
Sony wasted a great character actor in NWH.
I thought JJJ was supposed to still have some integrity
This movie was so incoherent and just proves people will buy into anything with hype behind it. What a joke. Nuke Hollywood already.
>alex jones
>racist
They even got rid of the hairpiece which Simmons wanted to keep. They almost made him not have the mustache but he was able to convince Feige to keep it
Sounds like they really wanted to push the Jones connection.
It's a Sony movie.
Sony is in charge of the marketing and a few other things, Marvel Studios does most of the production
Wrong. Marvel and Kevin Feige has a very little role in Spider-Man movies.
>produced by Kevin Feige
Yeah, sure
Feige is such a miserable israelite
Zoomer homosexual
is that that one famous trans porn star?
You got those pictures for me Parker?
>"We know a thing or two, because we've seen a thing or two. Now hold still while I tattoo this swastika onto your butthole, prag."
dude capeshit
You will pay for you insolence, redditor.
Funny thing is he isn’t 1% as schizokino as Jones even as an over the top parody
He believes his own shit. Look at some YouTube videos of him spazzing out in public. He just didn't want to lose the case. He's a lunatic (all conservatives are)
>He's a lunatic (all conservatives are)
*bends knee in your direction*
You give off strong incel vibes.
>He's a lunatic (all conservatives are)
*Cuts off penis
*intends to end human civilization
>He's a lunatic (all conservatives are)
You people support authoritarianism, mass poverty and starvation and then call us lunatics lol
>if I do enough unhinged paranoid strawmanning, then people won't think I'm a Alex Jones type schizo!
>Whines about strawmans
>Compares every conservative to Alex Jones
homosexual.
>compares every conserative
No, most of them aren't just grifters and actually believe their inane ramblings.
I know you're a homosexual, you don't have to double down.
I know you have a below room temperature IQ and believe in fairy tales, you don't have to double down.
>Keeps acting like a partisan homosexual
Nice job, you fricking troll.
>Grifter is only pretending to be a right wing schizo to fuel the flames and take in the dough
Many such cases.
Give me a single reason why Spiderman didn't kill him whje he was talking shit right after his aunt died
>$4 million
Is that supposed to be a lot
yes given his net worth is only $5 million
Per family
I mean, yeah, he is. Spider-Man saves countless lives and various people, in this day and age, must be recording/photographing that consistently.
Kangaroo court. Imagine if YOU were to be prosecuted for shitposting.
>actions have consequences help I'm being genocided!
george floyd really said that?
seething
you are powerless and at their mercy
is this a mass reply thread?
>literally sneething
kek
Still gotta pay that $4 mil alex get going
Nope. Black people are on the rise.
Nope. They just got a diplomatic alliance to effortlessly burn down your precious ethnostate and put a foreign baby in every German women.
Jews really said that?
Anne Frank said that?
The ukrainian government really said that?
I see that comment really struck a nerve, huh
four
million
dollary
doos
PAY UP PIGGY
40 billion to Ukraine. Pay up amerimutt.
not american (or even western)
alex jones is a moron who doesn't even believe his own shit
try again goblino
why so seething with ukrhine? Nobody cares dude go spam that shit on /k/
Sorry I thought this board was about cinema? At least I'm talking about an actor.
ukrainians are nazis tho. I heard it on RT
The Azov guys are, I remember losing my shit watching them hang people back in 2014. Hoo lawdy, but now everyone has to pretend they don't know what the fricking Sonnenrad means. It's a tibetan good luck charm my dudes lmao!
the judge
I like how homosexuals on here are acting like Alex Jones is the first one ever to be sued for defamation.
>doesn't believe his own shit
>and half of it still ends up being true
Really makes you think
Now that Drumpf is out of office conspiratorial ramblings about what those in charge do are bad
Don’t start any riots either that’s not how the unheard speak anymore
Take the vaccine and shut up
And? He's Alex fricking Jones, he goes to court like twice a year. He'll be back selling water filters by September.
And none if it will matter, just like when he claimed it was satire at his divorce trial or whatever the frick that was last time he was in trouble nothing will change and he will pay barely anything
>The turning the friggen frogs gay meme was actually true
>The scientist that verified it is some black guy called Tyrone
Can't make this shit up lol
It's not turning them gay, it's making them transgender
the funniest part of all of this is it had been known for years, journal-published studies and everything, that leaked atrazine from fertilizers can turn them gay and even make them switch sex, yet everyone still treated him like he was nuts.
>massive corporation fricks over the environment and the government is too corrupt to do anything about it
>le right wing white supremacist nazi man is the only person to call them out for it
>leftists and progressives mercilessly mock him
Uhh leftards? Isn't that exactly what you pretend to care about?
>Uhh leftards? Isn't that exactly what you pretend to care about?
It is what we care about on exterminating white supremacists. Capitalism and white supremacy rely on each other anyway, so they both have to die.
Those darn ~~*white*~~ capitalists
>admits he doesn't believe his own shit,
He obviously believes what he is saying.
You think he is a secret communist or something?
no he's just a dumbfrick grifter who says shit he knows incels will donate $$$ to him for.
>grifter
I hear leftists saying this constantly and it's just projection
>incels
LOL Projection.
Leftists support authoritarianism and see anyone promoting freedom as being evil or "just in it for the money"
have a nice day.
>water purifiers and super male vitality pills.
EVERYONE who makes content sells shit, either through ads or selling products directly
I have no fricking clue why you morons think this invalidates him.
>I refuse to believe he honestly thinks fish people exist
He doesn't. Stop listening to john oliver.
>He doesn't. Stop listening to john oliver.
Then what the frick are we talking about moron? If he "obviously believes what he's saying" then the fish people speech must be sincere, you can't have it both ways
>fish people speech
what speech?
This shit
I can't be fricked to find the original video it's from
>taken out of context
I love Alex Jones so much. He's a national treasure. I don't know why people sorry about him so much. I guess reddit told them to hate him.
He's fricking funny, I don't give a shit if he upsets people
All of that is secondary to selling water purifiers and super male vitality pills. I refuse to believe he honestly thinks fish people exist
Well what else would he be? He can't be an actual legitimate newspaper. He's a bad guy and a liar.
>Haha, Alex is totally a far right nut and not controlled opposition
>Reminder in the recent court case (that he lost) Alex Jones admits he doesn't believe his own shit, is just an actor, and now has to pay $4 million LMAO
Alex Jones loves Israel and hates nazi's, he's basically a fricking leftist when it comes to that shit
If he was they wouldn't come after him like this.
he literally is a nazi that supports the nazis..
>white woman is a c**t
In other news, the sky is blue
Shut the frick up white women are pure innocent angels!
White women are prostitutes and what's wrong with the modern world. Every problem today
Meant to say "Every problem today can be traced back to them"
>still receives money when she has another man in her life and gets to double dip
No they would treat him like real controlled opposition like everyone on Fox and Shapiro.
so literally the kind of fairly tales his audience is into
they aren't willing to make fun of the new york times anymore so they changed him into a fringe radio guy
pretty sure the Bugle was more New York Post
Remember when he said the Sarkovia disaster was a hoax and all he families on the news were crisis actors?
Remember when he said SHIELD was run by former Nazis and they were going to install a whole system of surveilence for every person in America?
Remember when he said certain high ranking members of the government were secretly replaced by green shapeshifting aliens?
What a loon!
Reminder that Isaac Kappy committed suicide because he outed Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg as pedophiles and they were coming for him.
>Big roles included being a clerk in Thor and Rowdy Prisoner in Breaking Bad
Why would Isaac Kappy know fricking anything about Hollywood pedo's?
The same reason Corey Feldman did. Because he was probably fricked in the ass by Brian Singer.
He was a bit old for that wasn't he?
He doesn't look like Jameson in this. The hair and mustache look terrible
Skillinger! It’s Schillinger dammit!
One of the worst changes in the MCU and Sony game.
Feige is a hack.
>Yeah Operation Northwoods was legitimate and made it all the way to the President but you're a schizo if you think they'd ever try anything else like it
Um, wasn't it proven in court that it was real? Why else would Alex Jones be sentenced?
No and there's no burden of proof in civil cases
Because the shadow government that is orchestrating the shootings also
This guy could have been written much better instead of being the unbelievable clown that he is.
no shit that's why he's awesome
If you put it that way. I suppose griftin' is pretty cool.
When he does it its a victimless crime.
Uuuuh…sisters???? Please deboonk these images
OH NO
>Lawyers send all your texts about Sandy Hook after claiming you didn't have any texts about Sandy Hook
What a fricking joke
Aahhh yeah
/misc/ schizo thread.
get in here everyone
if you stopped shooting up schools people wouldn't hate you so much
What would be the point of faking Sandy Hooks? They failed to take your guns anyway
Something to do, must be boring doing domestic security post Islamic terror attacks being a thing in the US
yes
Why is Tom the only one smiling ?
What happened to his hair?
never had any which made the only trusting his barber line funny
JJJ was a libtard
Honestly just makes him a better fit for an Alex Jones parody
Turn a symbol of integral journalism into an underground "truth seeker" nutjob.
The character was not only ruined, but the whole point of the character has been subverted.
They even kept this canon in the video game, since Jonah basically retires from the Daily Bugle and creates a podcast/investigative thing to track down Spider-Man. Shit's stupid.
i still remember the time when alex jones was a hero for the left... man times have changed
He makes 4 million every weak
that is chump change to him
They did my boy dirty and canceled the Night Sky
do Leftist still really think Right Wingers watch Alex "won't name them" Jones?