>dude magic native american plant makes people so cold they don't register on predator's heat vision lmao

>dude magic native american plant makes people so cold they don't register on predator's heat vision lmao

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more recipes were just like “not too little, not too much.” Like thanks recipe, I now know exactly how much vanilla extract to add to my cookie dough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baking is where you experiment and figure things out dipshit. Different houses bake differently, your tastes are different etc. Plus it's vanilla extract its incredibly strong use your head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Baking is where you experiment and figure things out dipshit.
        you shitting me right? baking is the hardest for experimentation since you cant modify it midway. want to experiment? make fricking gumbo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, you fricking idiot.
          The ambient temperature in a given kitchen, shit the floor of your apartment or if you have a basement below your kitchen or not are all things that will shift a recipe for baking. It'll determine whether your yeast ferments properly, or whether or not you need to add more liquid to a bread dough.
          If your grandmother baked in a century home with a basement below her kitchen in a subtropical climate then her recipes are not going to turn out well in your 3rd floor walk-up in a continental climate. Thus the need to experiment.

          It's why baking is so difficult. It has nothing to do with "omegaLUL you can't change the recipe midway" (protip: professional bakers absolutely shift flour:liquid ratios midway) but has everything to do with how finnicky the recipes are from region to region.
          Shit, there's a growing amount of interest in seasonal changes (not temperature, mind you, but the actual tilting of the Earth) and its impact on baked goods.

          You're parroting a reddit-tier common phrase and passing it off as wisdom. The amount of extra flour that can get added to bread, or the amount of extra sugar or fruits that can get added to a pie. Shit, the amount of extra milk or butter that can get added to a biscuit dough all can shift.
          Baking powder and yeast are about the only thing that if you frick it up you can't fix it. But in cooking it's a similar idea to adding too much salt; sure, you can add some acid to a soup or to a gumbo to help counteract it, but so too in baking you can add more sugar to yeast (or more hot water).
          So really it's just baking powder, the one thing you truly cannot change later. And I only use baking powder for half my baked goods anyway.

          Your incompetent, oft-repeated stock phrases are a fricking plight. Get the frick out of my kitchen, cretin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't make any food that requires me to frick around looking at a recipe. i'm simply too creative to follow instructions that way

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit that movie sounds moronic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that was so moronic I missed it.
    I took "take this herb, it will cool your blood" as a scene showcasing native medicine and how they don't really understand physiology, not "take this herb it will lower your body temperature by 30 degrees"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Seething incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Reddit your home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Glad you could make it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They had a fricking extended scene of her getting covered in mud, such an easy segway but instead theres a magic herb that lowers your body temperature to freezing without killing you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I thought too. Bogged down and dirty, but then she washes all off in the next scene lol. The way predator dies is so fricking moronic, it's unbelievable someone though "well, she positions the helmet at just the right place and lures predator right on the correct spot expecting him to use that weapon in that way!" and production ran with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They reused the Traeger death from The Predator as the climax to this movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dont say lure. it creates this false idea that she somehow tricks the predator into the bog trap and he falls in on his own accord. she mma wrestles the predator with the deus ex machina axe rope and throws him into the bog right and the predator surfaces right at the perfect moment. its brain dead writing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had the legless fur trader take the herb and thats how we know what the magical herb did. Its wasnt mud it was a dumb plot device you utter gayoot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was saying the mud would have made sense as in the original movie, but they side-stepped it for that completely idiotic herb idea. How is that so hard to grasp?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell this movie is good by how many angry threads there are about it. If it was bad it would be ignored or ironically praised.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re here forever newhomosexual

        Looks like I hit the mark, the mark in this case being seething mentally ill queers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re here forever newhomosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread, the rage is because it was good, it has the npcs in panic mode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the rage is because it was good
        Cope massive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          better than the original predator though, fact.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            stop it
            I like Prey, but saying it's better than Predator is fricking insane

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >better than the original predator though
            >If I keep repeating this obvious falsehood then maybe people will buy it!!!
            Not gonna work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by that moronic logic, for the last jedi was the greatest movie ever made

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >original predator arnold coats himself in mud somehow defying laws of thermodynamics and stopping heat transfer between his mud and skin
    How is this any different?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .... no shut up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you don't understand thermodynamics without telling me you don't understand thermodynamics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but mud doesn't do anything to block infrared. We know this because everyone and their grandma has tested this out after Predator and all universally found it doesn't make the slightest difference. Granted, magic herbs don't exist but it's somewhat easier to digest when you assume they do.
        You know what would work to block it? Metal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its not IR its thermal theres a huge difference

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .... no shut up

      Hippos cover their bodies with mud to lower their body temperature you dumb samegay Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To the point it could blend you in with much cooler fauna? Especially when dried?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow! And did you know it also makes Hippos invisible to infrared goggles??!!!
        Oh wait, no it doesn't, because being slightly cooler on the surface doesn't stop your insides from being warm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mud sounds more realistic than a magic plant to the average consumer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >moron lib doesn't know that animals literally do this in real life
      Cope and seethe, lib.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Predators btfo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE WHERE DID IT GO I HAVE LITERALLY GONE BLIND - some predator

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair wasnt arnold in the jungle where its like 30 degrees everywhere anyway?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I remember the camera team saying the whole trémie camera was bullshit : they had a real one, but it shown everything in yellow/orange/red because of the jungle’s temperature. So they had to do a fake terminé cap post-production

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *a thermic camera

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you can clearly see that the mud has already dried and started to fall off
          Sweet summer libtarded child.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mud is thin and dry as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This might work if you're only goal is something like temporary camouflage. It won't make you invisible like the flower did, but it would help you blend in for a little bit. Which is exactly what Predator 1 did.

      More importantly though, it's a suspension of disbelief thing. It's easier to believe that a character covered itself in mud to cool off then a character ate a flower which lowered its body temperature. The fact that their have been so many tests to see if it would work is proof of that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't help you blend in at all. You, as a mammal, produce body heat. Nothing else in the jungle produces the same kind of shit that goes on in the middle of your body, mud doesn't mask it at all.
        I agree with your other point though. it wouldn't work but it's easier to believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It didn't make Arnold invisible forever. Try using a thermal camera on your hand submerged in mud. You will see massive difference.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets btfo
        >suddenly it's not about being covered anymore, it's about being submerged instead
        orange plant bad because women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, not really. Mud is not 100% realistic, sure, but it's more believable for 2 reasons. 1 is first mud scene is about lots of fresh mud on Arnold covering him in thick layers and predator being distracted by something. 2 is then Arnold is in mud in the dark, and predator learns to find him very quickly.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This might work if you're only goal is something like temporary camouflage. It won't make you invisible like the flower did, but it would help you blend in for a little bit. Which is exactly what Predator 1 did.

            More importantly though, it's a suspension of disbelief thing. It's easier to believe that a character covered itself in mud to cool off then a character ate a flower which lowered its body temperature. The fact that their have been so many tests to see if it would work is proof of that.

            >it's not realistic
            >but its realistic enough, so i'm right

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Neither post said it was not realistic you grasping midwit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes more sense than Mud blocking uv radiation in Predator 1

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rey tier Mary sue but she got dick sucking lips so it's ok.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just cover yourself with mud bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt know Preds had FLIR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just cover yourself with a blanket bro

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say the difference is presentation and set up. I suppose when the trapper is saved by her and is able to play dead, we are supposed to learn that the herb makes your body temperature lowered. But everything is such a mess that the scene just came off as the Predator being a blind moron
    The original movie has a very deliberate "suiting up" scene of Arnold coating himself in mud. Prey has a quick scene where she eats some flowers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mud makes EXTERNAL temperature lower (but not really enough to matter)
    >herb makes INTERNAL temperature low enough to be hidden
    She'd be dead

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the predator kill a wounded man? I remember them sparing weaklings in the past movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pred won't kill someone unarmed and cowering, it's a hunter not a pussy. But if you shoot it once and run away, I'm afraid you're still fair game
      also killing the pregnant is against their code, which is something some frick head humans could do to relearn

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they include the part where she gets her nose cut off for smarting off to the men?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's okay with a fricking alien that hunts. But a plant lowering skin temperature is too much? I get you want attention dude but at least put some effort into not looking like a total moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MOVIES ARE MAKE BELIEVE SO THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN BRO AND COOMSOOM!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Movies need to follow my formula or else they are bad.
        Climb a tree and sit on it. You're talking to get a reaction, too bad you're arguing the stupidest shit. Every single one of you are fricking okay with this stupid alien that is literally just a human with a different shape but the plant is the absurdity. LMAO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then maybe just don't watch movies with a fricking alien predator with magic weapons and magic armor powered by a magic power source and who act like a moron for no reason

          How can you be such a brainlet. It doesn't matter that it's an alien, or that it has technology impossible for to exist for us. The the movies are about these aliens coming to earth to hunt us and the protagonist needs to survive them. By your logic, Arnold should have just pulled out his magic wand and turned them into frogs before flying away on a Griffin.
          The tension with this series is that the protagonist has to deal with these aliens using technology that is available to them for that time period.
          Yeah, mud doesn't hide your body temperature but it's believable enough that most of the audience won't question it. You would have to be a complete fricking moron ex, you, to believe that Indian plant magic is real and that the human body could survive if the blood dropped like 30 degrees.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There is no indication the movie is taking place on Earth, indians and french could have evolved in the same way on another, similar planet but with magic orange plants and slightly different body anatomy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >magic mud that lowers your body temperature is a grounded setting
              >but magic plant is not
              >I have very high IQ

              Thanks for conceding.
              I accept your following replies to be wojaks quoting my posts now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How white is James Earl Jones? Those aren't even contacts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Honorary white.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm dealing with dishonesty on levels I've never thought possible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but the pistol from Pred2
                not an argument, we're dealing with a space faring species here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you OJ's lawyer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then maybe just don't watch movies with a fricking alien predator with magic weapons and magic armor powered by a magic power source and who act like a moron for no reason

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Movies need to follow my formula or else they are bad.
          Climb a tree and sit on it. You're talking to get a reaction, too bad you're arguing the stupidest shit. Every single one of you are fricking okay with this stupid alien that is literally just a human with a different shape but the plant is the absurdity. LMAO

          >its impossible to have a grounded setting and introduce an alien hunter character and have an interesting story that is believable without introducing weird magic bullshit
          have you considered that its your low iq that makes you incapable of imagining things that make sense?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >magic mud that lowers your body temperature is a grounded setting
            >but magic plant is not
            >I have very high IQ

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              one works and the other doesnt

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              wow its almost like i didnt say any of those things

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's okay with a fricking alien that hunts
      Unironically this is probably coming from a guy that has made arguments against religions for discounting the existence of aliens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plant lowering skin temperature
      "Cools blood". Lowers entire body temperature to ambient temperature
      RIP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking alien that hunts
      Possible.
      >a plant lowering skin temperature is too much?
      The significant drop in body temperature would kill you.

      Sci-fi like fantasy has to be realistic in every part that is not about the fantastic elements. Because it is the realism that makes the fantastic parts believable. Dude Frodo can go invisible with the ring that means Aragorn can time travel out of nowhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      verisimilitude

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > LE white man bad
    > Le 1700's injun Parkour bro
    > Tiny fiesty teen girl and her dog beat gigachad alien that wipes out entire groups of experienced hunters and warriors

    Thanks Hulu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron, she beat up 3 old french fricks that were left behind for good reason, reason beings that weren't either hunter or warrior, one is a cook another is injured or the other one is the local moron and sex toy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that scene was really pointless.. Why would these guys.. running for their life from a fricking alien they can't explain.. stop to kill a dog instead of just leaving it or letting it go.

        STUPID.

        LE WHITE MAN BAD

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey Naru, catch!"
    Stupidest part of the climax

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >earlier in the movie it made the frenchman look like a corpse
    >yfw you realize at the end predator literally sees a corpse standing upright and even side stepping to avoid him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim AI.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the name of this magical indian plant? Surely it should be known by now, isn't it?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Indians were so clever and amazing fighters
    >got their shit pushed in my England’s rejects

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Indian
    >Chilling by the beach
    >Some giant fricking boat appears and some super pale people in metal clothes show up.
    >They are the result of hundreds of years of people drinking down stream from where they piss and shit, living in unsanitary conditions and surviving some of the worst plagues known to man.
    >They shake your hand, say something you don't understand they frick off back to their giant boats
    >Go back to your tribe and cough
    >90% of your people dies
    >Pale people get Syphilis

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to colonize Native American women.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried eating every plant in existence to see if it does? No? Didn't fricking think so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tried but I gave up after broccoli.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The difference between mud and magic plant is one exists and the other doesn't

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >native american

    Don't use leftist mental illness terms. It's Indians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Indians
      No anon, it's Native Americans. This isn't India.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes more sense than mud blocking thermals.

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