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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And then the Predators start making Humansonas and the high level autism Predators start having incestuous relations with their own dementia ridden mothers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You are one...ugly...motherfricker...
      >AH'M WORKIN' ON'IIIT!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with postmodern millennials and thinking mental illness is a super power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by boomers
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Dekker
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_Black

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like Fred Drecker and Shame Black.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah, there's no way they came up with the autism thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heh
        >Black and Dekker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i mean nick mullens autism is def a superpower

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey I have no idea who that male is but I bet he's from the tribe of people that wears tiny hats, right? Their physiognomy tends to scream that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          small dicked irish iirc

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My google and Cinemaphile searches over archives reveal he's indeed israeli.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nick is irish

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's ethnically israeli.
            You can't call a israelite an American just because he was born there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are autists and red heads drawn together?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my bet is one of the producers had an autist son and pushed for that shitty plot in the movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. I know some people with actually autistic children both young and old, and they resent them with every waking moment.
        More probably it's just 'allies' who have no idea what it's like to have autistic children or grow up with autistic siblings.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a waste of a cool poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It honestly sucks that most of the posters for The Predator are really good while the movie itself is dogshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Movies with this poster have a 95% chance of being good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >le inferior sequel face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best movie poster of the past 10 years. The movie didn't even have a chance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the poster showcases what happens in the movie, in one quick scene.

        The movie looks good but it's just extremely moronic, and way too frequently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the closest an Alien image has been to actual Giger art.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the common theme of the movie, knowing that we could have had an entire movie about the neomorph with the original Prometheus script is heart breaking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This makes me seethe. There is only one alien in Covenant that looks like that and he's only on screen for a few minutes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the common theme of the movie, knowing that we could have had an entire movie about the neomorph with the original Prometheus script is heart breaking.

          what type of alien am i supposed to be seeing? they all look normal to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thumbnail looks like Godzilla rampaging through a jungle.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always think that. What a better movie that would be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We certainly have plenty of that on twitter.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if human cum became a valuable commodity to the Predators

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still better than Predators or Prey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahahhahahahahah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least it's something different

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Delusional moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Predator is at least fun to watch, unlike the other 2

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they also toss humans their tech so that humans could out up a better fight? This movie was so dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently they shot three different endings for it, all different and all stupid. with the amount of rewrites it had there's no telling where each element came from

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is that even possible.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another movie claimed by the “inexplicably god-awful screenwriting” virus. Spoiled the action, which was pretty good actually.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They broke continuity because the new Predator is obviously autistic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least he has a nice body.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed this movie, it had a fun 80s vibe to it until the jarring tone shift at the end when they all die horribly

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Prey becomes well-liked enough, Cinemaphile WILL start praising The Predautist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice head-canon troony.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So our idea was that their planet is dying. And so they've decided to take what previously was explored, which is to dope up creatures with the DNA of other types of predators from alien worlds and create new targets for their hunt. But now they realized, well, hey, we need maybe to upgrade ourselves just to survive. And then they go to themselves, well, hey, earth is warming up. We like a warm environment. Maybe we should move in. So the premise of the movie is that in the third act was these two predators come aboard the ship and everybody's freaking out and the predators actually want to communicate. They want to say, “Hey, we’ve got a problem, you have a problem. Maybe we should team up.”

    >So that whole convoy was trying to get the emissaries to the ship to get away and they were going to be chased by A, the upgrade who we meet in the finished version of the movie and B, and this was a huge change from our initial premise, is that at the beginning of the movie, you see the first Predator that shows up in the movie. He leaves the ship and we push in on this container in the, in the ship. And what they ended up with was the terrible ending that I have nothing to do with it. Shane didn't write either. That was sort of someone decided it was a good idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's something on the ship. Well, originally there was a whole bunch of those in the ship. And what those were was those were the gestating hybrids. Essentially what they were nurturing and growing in these pods were the hybrids of Predator DNA mixed with the DNA of creatures from all over the galaxy that would enable them to basically eradicate mankind so that they could populate it themselves. And so the convoy chase, the idea was that it would be all of our heroes on these badass, big military vehicles and the upgrade releases the hybrids and chases them and the hybrids jump onto the convoy. And it's a big, rootin’, tootin’ fantastic action sequence.

      >Shane storyboarded it. And we had a pre-viz and animatics and it was I think a really cool idea. At some point or another, the studio, I think, and I'm not pointing fingers at anyone in particular, but there were these misgivings that we were straying too far from what people expected the movie to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when they get tiny actors for playing the predators since it just makes 'em look bigheaded and disproportionate

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Predator (2018) is a movie that was misunderstood and sabotaged by having Olivia Munn involved. It's the third best predator flick after the first two, I bet it would have done better without all that "me too" bs fricking up the production.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it never had a snowball's chance in Hell.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will always love Upgraded Predator. Sexo. Is that simple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bigger means better!
      I hate it. I also hate the "super" Predators from Predators and this new one from Prey. Plus the cgi faces make it bad even if the designs were good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        CGI is always a bad thing. I concede.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cgi can be good but it should only be used to enhance things or in places where you can't use practical effects. Just look at the practical effects of the first one. Can't compete with Stan Winston.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing beautiful about the first one is the setting, the water, the nature.
            Practical effects suck ass and were horrible.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Having a hard time believing what I'm reading here. There's a reason that there are multiple, well-lit shots and close-ups of the original pred and only glimpses of Feral in Prey. They were confident in what they created in the first. They didn't feel the same about what they were working with in Predators or Prey.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a bad movie. Boomers are mentally ill and they gaslight themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Somebody should throw some gas on you and light it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Arguably the most moronic thing I've ever read

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i completely forgot that this "movie" existed

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ben affleck movie was the same. half action movie half after school special about how autism is a super power. very strange tone to the movie

    sure murdering people for money is great...just dont even THINK about treating a literal moron differently

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Autism: those who don't know, those who know.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most baffling "twist" I have ever seen included in a film. Anyone who had their name attached to this movie should be ashamed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's the twist?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally says it in the op
        they figure out that the Predators goals are to abduct an autistic kid so they could incorporate the autism into their genomes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >abduct an autistic kid so they could incorporate the autism into their genomes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's the next evolutionary step for mankind!
            Don't you want your children to evolve? To build their own sonichu medallions?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Now that you mention it..

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the regular predator in this shit? I thought predators were like a thousand years old hence the rocket launchers and shit

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shane Black is alarmingly moronic

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