Duff = Budweiser. Pawtucket Patriot = Samuel Adams. Alamo = Lone Star

Duff = Budweiser
Pawtucket Patriot = Samuel Adams
Alamo = Lone Star

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know duff beer is real, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a unique formula, or a just a rebranded preexisting beer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's sparkling water

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At the Moe's in universal, they told me it's a recipe supplied by a local brewery. Tastes like regular beer to me but i would definitely buy a 6 pack if they sold it just for the novelty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The beer was based on a real life non-Duff brand before Universal Studios started selling a real version of it in 2013.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Had a real duff at the park. It's just beer maybe a little less shit than the buds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >. It's just beer maybe a little less shit than the buds

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which one would Cinemaphile drink?
    >Duff/Pawtucket Patriot
    >Alamo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alamo is the only one that isn't made in some homosexual east coast city or mental asylum, so i'd say that one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have fun getting "el diarrhea y el vómito"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep seething, coastie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the only one that is said, in world, to taste like piss.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If we're going by canon, Duff beer tastes so bad that the non-alcoholic version failed in less than a week, and Pawtucket is just repackaged Duff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've had Sam Adams IRL and some of their stuff is decent, so probably Pawtucket Patriot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think they'd all be shit
      if you're gonna have crippling alcoholism, at least have some class about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"I NEVER drink beer!"
        Only the high proof stuff for Clay.

        Something I've wondered is if they'll ever give some dumb plot twist about what's in Rick's flask. You figure it's just whiskey or whatever but they could also make it some weird space liquor with some pretentious backstory about how it keep Rick alive or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          God forbid the nihilist drinks regular alcohol to cope.

          Ugh you're probably right

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always liked the theory that it's that space seed juice that makes you smart from season one, and that's why he's the smartest Rick.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made beer look so tasty, then you actually drink one :/

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers don't remember just how shitty beer in America was until the last 15 years. it was all mass produced Budweiser/Coors swill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Before the late 90s, beers were all basic shit.
      >42 year old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I have never in my life had a good light bear.
      Natty, Coors, Budweiser, Miller, they're all fricking terrible pisswater.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prohibition ruined drinking culture in America for decades past its less than 15 year existence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers don't remember just how shitty beer in America was until the last 15 years
      Of course we don’t, do you hear yourself? 15 years ago, I was six years old.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point. It's not an attack, just something you might not know about because you weren't around back then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I understand that good beer tastes better, but in the quantities that I drink, I'd rather just get more than six.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're an alcoholic why not just go get some cheap whiskey or vodka to get blasted on?
        I've got a 500 mL bottle of whiskey in my cabinet that was literally like $3 and it'll get you far drunker far quicker than 10x that amount in beer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not an alcoholic, just a high constitution score.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we've gotten more liberalized on alcohol and weed in the last 15-20 years, much less liberalized on tobacco. don't ask me how that works.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Premium shit coming through

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What i wouldn't do for an official release of Cold Ones.

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