Dumbing of Age

>Solving other people's issues
did you really?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Solving other people's issues
    >By inserting yourself when you weren't welcome in them to begin with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, she is a woman.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >plebcomics
        Wow, she actually drew something recently. Its been a hot minute since ive seen her shit floating around

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's been drawing a bunch about owl house

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >She's been drawing a bunch about owl house
            what about it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              basically criticising it for how Amity is a blatant self insert of Dana and making fun of the show getting cancelled immediately after she added gay stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I went searching on Pleb's Tumblr and Twitter but couldn't find it. Do you have it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I need to see this, where is it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I went searching on Pleb's Tumblr and Twitter but couldn't find it. Do you have it?

                It's on her twitter
                https://twitter.com/plebcomics/status/1519023160645066755

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A bit mid but it does bring a little bit of chuckle to my lips due those expressions.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pleb is like, the one lesbian I know who despises everything to do with being gay. I'm willing to bet she's taken dick just to spite someone for wanting to be an ally.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought she was bi all these years. Either I was always wrong or maybe she ran into too many SJW men that she gave up on them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I remember her definitely saying she was a lesbian way back in her tumblr days. Maybe she's bi now because being in a relationship with a woman would make her seem to leftist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

        basically criticising it for how Amity is a blatant self insert of Dana and making fun of the show getting cancelled immediately after she added gay stuff.

        Typical SQW grifter bullshit. Got it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Social Qustice Warrior
          ?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Status%20Quo%20Warrior

            plebcomics is like That Star Wars Girl; they push this "I'm not like other girls" shit to appeal to incels so they can get some sense of belonging and ignore the fact that they're not good artists

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really predatory if they don't have an imbalanced power dynamic. They're the same age!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not really predatory if they don't have an imbalanced power dynamic.
          One character being autistic and not knowing to question the behavior means there's an imbalance.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly was the "issue" that needed to be solved here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her friend is in love with a manprostitute, teaching her to jerk off will supposidely put an end to that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dorothy doesn't realize that would just end up making Joyce horny and increases the chance of her throwing herself at Joe?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Never underestimate a Walky character's capacity for moronation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There weren't enough people leaving bodily fluids on the communal washing machines.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Preparing Joyce to get fricked raw by Joe.
    Dorothy is such a good friend.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did Dorothy find another guy to replace Walky for casual sex?

    She deserves happiness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >And THIS is the Main Character he created exclusively for DoA.
      No you're thinking of Booster
      Dorothy already got introduced back in Joyce & Walky

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what happened? I thought there was some alt universe shenanigans around that time they swapped genders in that one its walky story?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought there was some alt universe shenanigans around that time they swapped genders in that one its walky story?
          Not really, no. The alt universe stuff came later in Joyce & Walky/Shortpacked and that was still separate from the DOA-verse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man, Becky's actually lookin' good that pic,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She looks fine as long as she doesn't have the hedgehog on her head.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Willis is even more confused about the pee thing
    Somebody please get his wife to explain things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wait I just had an even scarier thought: what if his wife doesn't know and is following his advice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know what's scarier than that?

        This man raising his children

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          "his" children

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is this some kind of cuck meme. As far as I know he fricked his wife and got her pregnant.

            And I'll go a step forward and defend Willis. We can all laugh, lol who thinks making your friend masterbate is normal. But the truth is that he's making a comic interesting to still keep people reading his shit. Obviously it's stupid but it's enough to have you keep coming back.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon right now we're making fun of his pee advice that is factually and logically incorrect.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure Anon is referring to Willis being a "He/They" on twitter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If so that's a dumb post because "his" falls under "he". Bad anon, bad.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he/they

                what the frick does that mean? Why do people do that. Which are you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My guess is that UltraCar is also David's self insert when he started feeling trans himself

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't she self insert as someone who isn't a massive tool?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's just an easy way to say "I'm queer but only slightly"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >queer
                *special

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                aka attention prostitutes
                and people wonder why nobody takes the lgbt crowd seriously anymore?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I like how pronouns made it so you don't have to prove a single thing to be part of the gay community. You can be straight as frick, but just put something like "they" in your profile and presto! You're part of the oppressed alphabet.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I wasn't aware he had a Twitter. I mean makes sense, but I usually just read it on the website.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >We can all laugh, lol who thinks making your friend masterbate is normal.
              More like he doesn't really know how women jerk off. He probably saw a post about it on a forum once and left an eternal impression on him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the pee thing
      why does she need to try to pee?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good idea for women to urinate after any sort of sexual activity. The female urethra is far more prone to UTIs due to how it's structured. Urinating can flush out any bacteria that may have gotten in there accidentally during the act. This is especially a good idea in the situation the of the comic, because a college dorm (especially the common areas) isn't exactly a sanitary environment. Willis, in his usual moronation, fricked this up because he had Dorothy make sure Joyce urinated before the masturbation session.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          thank you anon. I may be as ignorant as willis but I ain't afraid to admit my lack of knowledge

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Willis, in his usual moronation, fricked this up because he had Dorothy make sure Joyce urinated before the masturbation session.
          I think that was about trying to make it so she didn’t pee when she came - i.e. pissing all over the laundry room.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, she specifically said something about preventing UTIs when she told her to go beforehand.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Willis, in his usual moronation, fricked this up because he had Dorothy make sure Joyce urinated before the masturbation session.
          Nah she still needs to pee again, she touched a bunch of public shit in the laundry room climbing on the machine etc and then stuck those fingers inside her (and touched her phone which is probably even more covered in bacteria) peeing after any insertion is good hygiene. Peeing before is just to have an empty bladder to make sitting on a vibrating box more comfortable.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even for guys it's a good idea to piss after anything sexual. Some prostatic fluid always gets left behind and piss flushes out the pipes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I occasionally look at these threads and holy frick it never even occurred to me that he had it backwards, motherfricker is married with children and doesn't even know how her vegana works

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get the pee thing
          why does she need to try to pee?

          https://i.imgur.com/CUIt8lk.png

          >Solving other people's issues
          did you really?

          I occasionally look at these threads and holy frick it never even occurred to me that he had it backwards, motherfricker is married with children and doesn't even know how her vegana works

          But Dorothy is literally telling her to pee afterwards RIGHT here in the OP. Like...why are you talking about him getting it backwards when the comic is still saying 'pee afterwards too".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because there's zero need to do so beforehand. The point is he's got no real understanding of women or their physiology but is parroting half-assed shit he read online to appear knowledgeable. It's fricking creepy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe if Willis came up with an actual plot for his characters instead of this dumb shit...

  6. 1 year ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    so is she addicted to whackin off now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably. give it a few weeks

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    david's lack of knowledge would make complete sense if he wasn't married with kids. I thought his wife read his comics? why doesn't she try and correct his faulty knowledge? do you think she secretly gets off on watching him publicly humiliate himself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He posts 365 pages a year. She's probably not gonna read every single one for a decade straight

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is one bong hit away from reading like a Jerkcity strip

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, imagine if that became like QC or DOA
      also it's called Bonequest now for some reason

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    comics after comic about a girl getting herself off,
    and then Willis will go on another rant about sexism and objectification in media

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is she waiting for Joyce to go "OH THANK YOU SO MUCH DOROTHY YOU ARE SO AWESOME AND WISE AND KIND AND THE BEST EVER" or some shit for this moronic idea?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I try being extremely fricking charitable to Willis here, I could maybe read this as her realizing that she's being a condescending busybody making everyone else's business her business.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is as good as she's going to get

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Tfw no girl will ever thank me for making her cum.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Never been balls deep inside a girl as she yells out 'thank you sir' for the dicking you're giving her
          One day you'll get there anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for the next time Joyce gets the itch to "do some laundry" and Joe is sitting there in only his boxers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is fricking in the laundry room worse or equal to jerking off in the laundry room?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Joyce gets the itch to "do some laundry"
        That's the thing!!!
        How many times is she going to "do laundry"realistically I think once a week. Maybe she breaks it up as darks, whites, colors. Also does the laundry mat not have cameras?

        Maybe I'm projecting onto Joyce and she's okay shlickin' her little man in a boat once a week in a public room anyone can walk in on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously she is going to "do laundry" more frequently as she falls in to the depths of depravity. TWICE A WEEK! If her god were real, He would weep at the sight!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Joyce becomes a coomer.
            Willis, make it happen.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I think Toa Dad was right, and he should have shot all those kids.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Seek help

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Carla is caught fricking the washing machine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Judging from future previews that may not be far from reality

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Joyce is going to become obsessed with masturbation and when she can't do it she'll have withdrawal episodes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i'm so frustrated with how completely believable that plot would be for willis, at this point. They could literally have a plotline of people having an intervention for joyce because she's beating off too much, it would be awkward, creepy, and unpleasant but it would get all of his biggest fans commenting nonstop

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh hey, Joyce, sorry you had to catch me here doing laundry in nothing but this old, too small pair of boxers. They're riding up pretty high and showing off my meaty thighs from all the squats I do, which also give me a firm, squeezable ass. I was wearing a shirt, but had to toss it in the machine because I spilled soda on it, so please excuse my well-defined pecs and abs covered in a ruggedly masculine carpet of body hair. To pass the time I'm going be doing isometric exercises and flexing my massive biceps that could toss you around like a ragdoll. Whoops! The button on my too tight underwear popped open and almost gave you a front row viewing of my girthy wiener and heavy balls. Anyways I probably should close the door, we wouldn't want anyone walking by and getting the wrong impression of what's happening here with me in my undies and you in that thin, easily torn away pair of pajamas, though this time of night it could be an hour, if not longer, before anyone drops by this isolated, sound-dampening room.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's kinda hot.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that screenshot from way back where Willis talks about not jerking off until he was in his 30's because Grandma was watching or something like that?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what about Mary?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When is Willis gonna stop beating around the bush and make her a real villain already?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More like when is Mary going to start having her bush beat when Carla's big megadick fills her womb with a veritable Mississippi River's worth of cum.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, please.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Carla is known for loving creampies.
          I can't explain why the idea of Carla regularly pumping buckets of hatespunk into Mary appeals to me so much, but goddamn if it didn't make me wanna see more lewd between them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Mary drinks.
            >IMMIETATELY seeks out Carla and aggressively hits on her.
            >Basically demands Carla to unleash the Noachian Flood on her womb.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Carla is known for loving creampies.
              I can't explain why the idea of Carla regularly pumping buckets of hatespunk into Mary appeals to me so much, but goddamn if it didn't make me wanna see more lewd between them.

              As if Mary wouldn't convert Carla into a Christian husband and father to five children through the power of vigorous sex.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Carla pretends to be Christian as a joke to mock and/or fool Mary, but gets into it after reading all the wild shit that happens in the bible.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Deep down, Carla wants love
                and discipline

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Though that was Billy. You should really accentuate the man body

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, I want Carla girlish
                and helpless

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I need to see Joyce in that dom outfit. Those heels. Unf.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Serenity is a thousand times worse

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mary/Carla/Roz OT3

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I always assumed the Mary had a crush on Pre-Transitioned Carla. Adds pathos to their mutual animosity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Be a kindhearted atheist boy enrolling at Indiana University.
      >Hang out with your roommate.
      >Make a few friends.
      >Get your grades up from day one.
      >Try to get a girlfriend, and fail.
      >Meet this one girl in the dorm elevator.
      >She seemed sweet enough, invited you to church.
      >She became less sweet when you declined her kind offer.
      >She became 'spicy' when she realized you were a heathen who didn't answer to a higher power.
      >If you were still in high-school you'd still be that militant atheist butthole you used to be. You'd probably try to 'deconvert' her to make yourself feel smarter.
      >But you're not one of those types anymore. You don't have that bitterness or spite in you. You let it go.
      >Do your best to defend your deity-free morality with a gentle tone.
      >Listen to her 'huff' and 'puff' her way out of the elevator and away from you.
      >It could have gone worse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        'alright, mary, i'll try going to church with you. but you have to make me cum first, how is up to you.'

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing I'd convert her to is MUH DICK.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Continue to be a kindhearted atheist boy at Indiana University.
        >Continue hanging out with your new social circle.
        >Continue keeping your grades above the bell curve.
        >Continue barely being able to get a date, and never being able to land a second one.
        >Continue running into that uptight christian girl, Mary.
        >She's holier-than-thou in the most literal way, she always gives a little scowl or squint when she sees you, but she's sorta fun to talk to.
        >She mostly talks about her roommate and floormates, complains about them really, talks about how damned they are. Maybe she just likes venting to you.
        >You try to nudge her into leaving people in peace, letting people make their choices, free will and all.
        >She just huffs and insists she's doing them all a favor, if they just listened to her they'd have fulfilled lives, and a wonderful afterlife too.
        >She looks very pointedly at you when saying things like that.
        >Your insistence that you're content as you are doesn't please her.
        >She starts dating some guy named Peter at some point, they have chemistry, in the same way bleach and vinegar might.
        >If Mary's alone she at least acts like she's listening to what you say, even if she refuses to agree with any of it.
        >When they're together they just double-down anything the other says, no introspection, no room for improvement.
        >You don't like how much it bugs you.
        >You don't like the weird looks Peter gives you either. You can't tell if he's annoyed you exist, don't like you talking to his girlfriend, or what.
        >You keep catching him looking.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Still a kindhearted atheist boy at Indiana University.
          >Things are coasting along like normal.
          >You hadn't seen Mary in a week or so, but evidently she was looking for you now.
          >She looked rabid.
          >You don't know if you lead her into your dorm or if she chased you, but the door shut and she opened up.
          >It was hard to hear it all, she seems so angry her voice was frying.
          >You heard 'Peter', 'spare key', 'roommate', and 'sodomy'. You can connect dots. That freckled twunk, it should have been obvious!
          >You'd laugh if she wasn't tearing up right now. Guess she ran out of steam.
          >You do your best to calm her down, you don't really know what you're doing though.
          >Talk her out of a homophobic tantrum, claim that Peter's a cheat, and that's all he needs to be a slimeball.
          >Have to explain that heathens don't approve of infidelity, or at least you never would.
          >You just try to keep her talking after that. Let her spell out Peter's faults in detail, and her floormate's, and your's too. You won't stop her tonight.
          >Gotta get the poison out somehow.
          >But then she kisses you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            a friend of my sister's married a strapping young lad from a well-to-do family, who turned out to be gay

            closeted guys will go some lengths man

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You're a kindhearted (and thankfully patient) christian (apparently) boy at Indiana University.
            >You were worried you'd be a rebound, you tried to talk her into waiting, healing, recovering, any verb really.
            >But she was pushy, and you're a pushover.
            >Thankfully things ended up better than they were, if a bit different.
            >You both ended up better people, if different.
            >Little compromises and favors adding up until you met somewhere cozy in the middle.
            >You always felt bad asking her to change, but you wanted her to get along with people.
            >You talked her into easing up on everyone, being a bit more tolerant.
            >She was sneakier with what she asked for.
            >Walking her to church and picking her up after.
            >Which became waiting with her inside until it started and reading outside until it was over.
            >Which became staying through the service, right by her side. Just because she wanted you to.
            >You asked her to let go of her grudges, apologize to a few folks.
            >She just asked you to pray with her, just to see if it was so hard to do.
            >It was more awkward than you thought it'd be honestly. You hadn't prayed in years, and didn't remember ever meaning it like Mary did.
            >It got more awkward when her loose roommate walked in. You swear, you could have been buck naked and felt more confident at that exact, vulnerable moment.
            >Mary was happy though.
            >Trading little requests back and forth, she got a bit more personable, you got a bit more respectable.
            >At some point she started calling you both christians, and you could only sort of argue.
            >You didn't believe in god, but Mary insisted you would start if you kept learning from her.
            >She claimed that this was her true, moral victory. That you were the fixer-upper god sent her to repair. That you were also her reward for doing so.
            >She took an aimless atheist and, according to her, made a proper christian man out of him. One she could keep.
            >You really can't say you mind being this way, when she looks at you like she does.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bad end

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Noooooo don't convert to Christianity for a girl!!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Me with my ex

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it over for Dorthycels?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dorothy isn't exactly a woman known for her accurate self-assessment. She's a huge life goals, vague life plan sort of person. We're talking about someone whose solution to not being accepted into Yale was "transfer to Yale." For someone so loud about her goal of a political career she has taken zero steps to set her self up for one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >someone whose solution to not being accepted into Yale was "transfer to Yale."
        ...why is that not a perfectly reasonable solution?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yale only accepts about 30 transfer students per year. It's acceptance rate for transfers is about 1/4th that of its acceptance rate for new students. It also has more stringent admissions requirements for transfer students. A smarter backup plan would be undergrad at IU then apply for graduate or post-graduate studies at Yale.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do you just not read the comic you're commenting on or what?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick would I want to read DoA?

              Her actually being accepted is irrelevant to the argument I'm making. It's that her backup plan had significantly less chance of success than her original plan. Imagine losing money on a bet, and your response is to wager more money on a worse bet to gain equivalent winnings on top of covering your losses. Just because you win the second bet doesn't make it a good plan.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It's that her backup plan had significantly less chance of success than her original plan.
                Isn't that the nature of a backup plan? I mean, if it had a greater chance of success than the main plan you'd use it instead.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick would ANYONE want to read this shit? Dumbing of Age gets dumber WITH age.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Dorothy chads stay winning.

              Why the frick would I want to read DoA?

              Her actually being accepted is irrelevant to the argument I'm making. It's that her backup plan had significantly less chance of success than her original plan. Imagine losing money on a bet, and your response is to wager more money on a worse bet to gain equivalent winnings on top of covering your losses. Just because you win the second bet doesn't make it a good plan.

              She don't lose, homie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dorothy isn't exactly a woman known for her accurate self-assessment. She's a huge life goals, vague life plan sort of person. We're talking about someone whose solution to not being accepted into Yale was "transfer to Yale." For someone so loud about her goal of a political career she has taken zero steps to set her self up for one.

      >someone whose solution to not being accepted into Yale was "transfer to Yale."
      ...why is that not a perfectly reasonable solution?

      Yale only accepts about 30 transfer students per year. It's acceptance rate for transfers is about 1/4th that of its acceptance rate for new students. It also has more stringent admissions requirements for transfer students. A smarter backup plan would be undergrad at IU then apply for graduate or post-graduate studies at Yale.

      Why not transfer to another school where politics is a big deal or to be close to the action? She goes to Indiana University, which is a Big Ten school. She could just transfer to University of Maryland, another Big Ten school, which is literally outside of DC and a 20 minute metro ride from the Capitol. Staking your hopes and dreams on one of the most elite schools in New England seems like a stretch, especially for an undergraduate degree.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't even enjoy the dryer
      Then WHY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She a dumb dumb.
        She translated her feelings of abandonment onto Joyce. Got her off so Joe doesn't make her horny.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but a vibrator can cost, what? Like $20 for a cheap one? I don't know the going price on vibrators these days, who knows what inflation has done to vibrators, but they can't be so much out of reach that these two girls HAD to jerk off on a public dryer instead of in their rooms with a private vibrator. Especially when the instigator here, it turns out, doesn't even LIKE the dryer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you're worried about things making sense. Then you're reading the wrong comic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're really overthinking this shit, this is just you being forced to read Willis' spank material because he probably heard about a girl doing it once and it really appealed to him and he's been hyperfixated on it ever since

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Like $20 for a cheap one?
            Cheaper if you really are desperate. I feel like way more people bought those shitty vibrating toys and back massagers and used those when they were in their teens. I remember hearing people going to Spencers and buying shit there.
            >who knows what inflation has done to vibrators
            Apparently, they're not unreasonably expensive at Target and CVS. I saw one for like $10.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What the everloving frick is this even supposed to mean? It's clearly the punchline of some kind of (attempted) joke, but it's just a gibberish string of nonsense words that mean nothing together.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >What the everloving frick is this even supposed to mean?
            That Lucy is too nice and too pure to be Jealous. The word come to strongly to fit her.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Flower-rainbows!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The blue line clearly has developed cancer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what is with the shading on his upper lip? Does he have a faint mustache now? Was he just drinking hot chocolate? It's incredibly distracting.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, now I can't unsee. They probably retconned him with black lips to make it more obvious he's half black

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              1/4 black, actually

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's cleaning Joyce's mess with her ass

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This page was literally
    >dorothy get out, im piss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine all the veganal fluids on that machine and the next person in there probably thinks it's some weird detergent someone spilled on the machine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Unless she's canonically a gusher, the only thing someone will notice is strong pussy odor.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the only thing someone will notice is strong pussy odor.
          that's not much better.

          >Unless she's canonically a gusher
          Hey, we never know, this is the first time she's actually made herself cum

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh man i loved the art of them where carla is getting sucked off and mary will only finish her off if she admits she's not a woman and carla promises to nut entirely in her hair, that shit was so hot, the antagonism between them was electric

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why pair Mary with Billy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's Carla.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus. I forgot how simplistic the character designs are. She's missing her upper lip

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I did add a bit of shading to her upper lip. It just sorta looks like I made her mouth extra thick line.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This guy makes the worst line art I've ever seen. It's all just a sloppy mess with no rhyme or reason behind any of the artistic choices he's made (assuming he made any conscious choices at all beyond "make her a troony so she can't be criticized")

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            okay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's just lines of the same length throughout. Over here, it's not the best example since it's specifically meant to be for shit magnets where details are lost in final product

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh man i loved the art of them where carla is getting sucked off and mary will only finish her off if she admits she's not a woman and carla promises to nut entirely in her hair, that shit was so hot, the antagonism between them was electric

      Imagine this though:
      what if mary had the penis

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the defacto worse and best character in this comic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best is Lucy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Worst
      The Beckster, The Beckmeister, Beckerino, and so on

      >Best
      MARY! Maybe Sarah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >worst
      Honestly hard to say. There’s a lotta competition. Gonna say Booster. Not just cuz they’re a shitty Mike replacement but also because they’re a smarmy c**t in all their interactions and also cuz they’re a “they”.
      >Best
      Easily Joe. Has fricked half the student body, good friend to Danny, good stepbrother to amber, gentleman to Liz and love interest for Joyce. He’s just all around a cool guy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Booster is also an adult who insists on being called Booster.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Booster is the name of a cartoon character from the 90s

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure he's just a reference of booster shots

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He was written before covid booster shots were a thing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Booster shots for other vaccines have been a thing forever for diseases like tetanus and Hepatitis B.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Considering how much Willis has written about 90s stuff in Shortpacked, do you really think Booster is a reference to the medical term and not what

                Booster is the name of a cartoon character from the 90s

                said?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, I was just saying that covid was not the first disease vaccine which needed booster shots. How the frick am I supposed to know what goes on in the lame-ass darkness of Willis' mind when naming a terrible new character?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Given Willis affinity for Batman and DC I'd be willing to bet Booster Gold is the inspiration for the name.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn’t saying it’s actually a particular character’s name. Just that it sounds like one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Worst
      Carla
      >Best
      Sal. Ignoring the fact that she put a TA out of a job, she been having some wholesome growth and hasn't been massively annoying in someway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Worst
      Lots of options. I’d go with Amber. Literally everything she touches sucks ass, drains away the rest of the comic into her black hole of being shit.
      >Best
      Marcie. And she is.
      Asma, but she’s too much a side character

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Lots of options.
        That's really the thing. You could more or less pick any girl barring a few exceptions and you'd be right. I say girl because the guys are obviously secondary characters because Willis largely cares more about writing/drawing girls.

        When he does write about the guys you get dumb shit like him trying to push this loser as some kind of sex god who makes every girl in the strip wet when he walks by them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what is with the big lips in these character portraits?! Booster was the same way!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it wouldn't fix his Tintin eyes nor the fact that he's as interesting as wet cardboard.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >what is with the big lips
            He’s Black

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot about this Diglett with a body-job existing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it wouldn't fix his Tintin eyes nor the fact that he's as interesting as wet cardboard.

          Jacob is basically a minor character and Willis ducked out on a potentially interesting storyline that could have had him as a lead.

          B..but.. but..
          she’s short and POC and ATHEIST and QUEER and NEURODIVERGENT and her name is a heckin’ pun!!!
          She has to be your favourite character (who isn’t Carla, remember your intersectionality please) or else you’re a BIGOT!

          Dina's pretty consistently a judgmental b***h, the only thing that saves her from being any other Willis female character is that the rest of the cast sorta deserve it considering how they treat her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna lie. This Billie and Ruth scene is cute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worst would probably be a toss up between Ruth, Billie, Roz, Amber, or Malaya. Best is a toss up between Sarah, Dina, Lucy, or Joe.

      >Worst
      Carla
      >Best
      Sal. Ignoring the fact that she put a TA out of a job, she been having some wholesome growth and hasn't been massively annoying in someway

      While an obnoxious attention prostitute, Carla has been consistently nice to Joyce and Lucy. Which under a better writer would probably mean something considering the similarities between Lucy and Joyce.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fricking care where the name comes from. He is an adult. A fricking adult. And he demands that people call him Booster. A goddamn adult wants everyone to call him Booster.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would honestly think anyone who wants to be called "Booster" along with having their pronouns by "they" was IRL shitposting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Least it isn't X Æ A-12

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna lie, I don't find Becky and Dina cute as a couple and Dina's not really an endearing character either.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      B..but.. but..
      she’s short and POC and ATHEIST and QUEER and NEURODIVERGENT and her name is a heckin’ pun!!!
      She has to be your favourite character (who isn’t Carla, remember your intersectionality please) or else you’re a BIGOT!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To this day it really feels to me like they only got together out of convenience. Becky is gay and crushes easily and Dina wanted to prove she's not a child. I guess there's worse reasons to start a relationiship in this comic and they made it through two dumbass dad plots so I guess they're here to stay but I guess I just don't see the love story that the narrative seems to think it told. The entire couple feels like Becky spilling her spaghetti and Dina being like "haha, what a story mark."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can tolerate them. But I personally do not like Becky. And now Dina is into inflation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. I legit don't feel anything for the relationship and I don't really like Dina -- she feels like a one-note background character being forced to the forefront. And ultimately, Becky and Dina come off as completely incompatible, but I guess Willis needed to throw Becky with anyone as long as they're female like her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My big problem is more that it just feels like Dina's role is to be a cute funny cinnamon roll and her dinosaur obsession comes off as very childish (remember, she jumped out a guy at least twice her size who also had a gun like she was a fricking velociraptor) that it doesn't feel like she as the emotional maturity to be in a relationship of any sort. Like Becky's taking advantage of the special kid.

        The better relationship for Becky would have been Leslie since there's a whole lot more interesting that can be done with a teacher/student relationship where both are technically adults. Especially if it's Becky who's the one pursuing it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I kind of like Leslie as Becky's sister/mom figure.
          Now putting Becky with Daisy, on the other hand...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Daisy would flood the school if another lesbian so much as touched her.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Billie feeling fat and unattractive as every character also wanted to frick her was a great era.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Dina's role is to be a cute funny cinnamon roll
          And she completely fails at this. She comes off as rude, ignorant, judgmental, and bratty.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best character is Guns because Willis' dumb baby bullshit means she's never actually showing up in the comics so we just have this image and can pretend she's chudette or IU's best athlete or a million other things beyond "snarky psycho."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I forget, did Willis ever reveal why he hates Guns? You'd think he'd love a character who's a rainbow haired buff lady but he seems to hate her for some reason.
      At least Sierra made it in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he's ever given a reason beyond he hates her. If I had to guess, it's because her thing is guns and in his weirdo autistic mind he can't disassociate her from the evilness of firearms even if he makes her "guns" thing be about her arms. After all, she's still got gun tattoos and body building/fitness is a right-wing thing so if he puts her in the comic then he's embracing mass murder and insurrection or something. I don't know, he's a fricking autistic weirdo with the emotional maturity of a 13-year-old.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah Asma, she was last seen 2 years ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Asma's my favourite completely normal friend and member of the cast who isn't a weird standoffish character only trotted out for mail gags (and maintenance gags now, I guess).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think she's the first reoccurring character not to be from his previous comic-verse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She has a very wholesome face.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dorothy seems like a bad person but I think that's par for the course with this series.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's not bad she just makes poor choices thinking she has all the answers. Typical 18 year old overachiever hubris.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She’s been on a bad streak for the past couple arcs.
        Certainly “Over-controlling” and more than a bit “Judgey”

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a terrible title

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone gimme a rundown on this guy's comics? I already deduced he's the moron that made the "male power fantasy" comic with the chick drawing Batman. So what? He's some tismo that's been. Making comics for a decade and has bad understanding of women?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Willis didn't get 'popular'(I say it that way because I don't need some homosexual screeching at me in this thread) when he did Shortpacked!, which focused on people in their mid-to-late twenties working in a toy store with goofy characters.

      The pictures you usually get seen posted around here are from that because that's when Cinemaphile was the most obsessed with him.

      After Shortpacked! ended(he still posts every April 1st as a consistent joke) he moved onto Dumbing of Age, which focused on college students and his stand in Joyce. While Shortpacked! was about Willis' love of toys and featured loads of wacky and zany plots featuring aliens, Jesus, and Transformers, Dumbing of Age was more toned down and realistic in a way. Joyce was a fundie kid who was a fish out of water, and the weirdest character at the time was Amber who dressed up like a lame-ass superhero to beat up typical frat bro buttholes. That was the extent of the weird.

      Then Willis added Becky.

      I can't stress this enough when I say that when Willis introduced Becky, she had actual character. She was your typical "I'm Christian but I also like girls" character, but there was still some depth there. She tried kissing her best friend Joyce, and had a mental breakdown over the fact that Joyce wasn't gay even though she'd been convincing herself she HAD to be gay or else what was the point.

      After that she hides out in the dorms, then her dad shoes up with a gun and kidnaps her, leading to a chase scene with Joyce and Sal(the twin sister to one of the other characters who for some reason speaks with a southern accent, has been to Juvie, and is "Blacker" than her twin even though they look the exact same) chase after them on a motorcycle, while Amber in his superhero disguise holds onto the top of Becky's dad's car.

      Then Amazi-Girl nearly dies but is saved by Sal in the most awkward page layout he's ever done. The dad's car flips, Becky isn't hurt, and Joyce breaks her hand knocking out the dad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Around this same time it was pretty clear that Willis had a thing for short chubby girls. To the point that any new characters, and even characters from his older works showing up, were now shorter and more obviously chubbier.

        That is until he publicly posted about how his wife pointed this out and suddenly it wasn't a thing anymore.

        Other things about Willis:
        >1. During a small arc on Shortpacked! the MC Ethan(who was a stand in for Willis) was dating a guy who found it troubling how many fricking toys Ethan had. I'm not talking about a shelf full, Ethan straight up had an entire room full of toys. Much like Willis did pre-the birth of his children. Willis, not expecting so many people in the comments to agree with the boyfriend that maybe Ethan should tone it down, got assblasted and proceeded to turn the Boyfriend into the biggest butthole ever, then break him up with Ethan so that Ethan could have a new boyfriend who totally supported his toy hoarding.
        >2. During the car chase scene in DoA, when Amber gets flung from the roof of the car is saved by Sal, the pose Willis picked for her was very obviously showing off breasts and ass. Some people called him out on this, and he proceeded to delete any comments about that on the Patreon, and the next day when he posted it on the actual site the pose had been changed. The reason it's so blurry now is because no known high quality copies exist because Patreon is shit at cataloguing stuff like that and Willis hates when you point out he finds women hot.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          iirc didn't he do porn comics too that he has since tried purging?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yet this guy has a buttload of lesbians in his comics and shit like the OP pic with two chicks jerking off together. What's his MO?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's a typical straight dude with a lesbian fetish propping himself as an ally to the alphabet in order to smokescreen, receive the benefits, and feel morally right about it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah all his porn comics are still up
            Mabye he's purged some pinups, idk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and is "Blacker" than her twin even though they look the exact same
        I thought back to that one day and the only meaning I could find behind Sal's remark was that it was about their attitudes, not their skin color. Walky acts "whiter" (acts like a harmless spazz) while Sal acts "blacker" (acts tougher and has a criminal record).

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