DUN DUN. DUN DUN. DUN DUN

DUN DUN
DUN DUN
DUN DUN

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that intro was so kino it almost redeemed the prequels

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the stupid ass droids that just climbed around and did nothing ruined it completely.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      single shot scenes don't count if it's entirely CGI
      also it makes ZERO fricking sense why anakin wants to save the disposable human

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Anakin wants to save the man who trained him to be a Jedi who was a surrogate father to him
        yeah that makes no sense at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >random cgi shit flying all over the screen
        >kino

        >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FRICKING CGI IT DOESNT COUNT DOESNT COUNT ITS NOT KINO REEEEEEEEEEEE
        Holy fricking COPE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >random cgi shit flying all over the screen
      >kino

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shit sequence, fixating on two stupid fighters while a glorious vista of space combat is reduced to background. Frick Lucas and frick prequelbabies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >OH MY FAUCI IS THAT CGI SLOP ALL OVER MY SCREEN?!
      >KKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

      cringe

      that intro was so kino it almost redeemed the prequels

      almost based

      I used to rewatch only this scene so much on the DVD in 2006

      based

      https://i.imgur.com/HRgqcE8.jpeg

      DUN DUN
      DUN DUN
      DUN DUN

      trans

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I used to rewatch only this scene so much on the DVD in 2006

        [...]
        why are you so upset

        >focusing on the main characters is bad
        moron

        Undiluted KINO
        Sovlless homosexuals and trannies will never understand the prequels

        Watch the Plinkett reviews, he explains why the flashy battle sequences ultimately cannot redeem the writing, acting, and plot of the prequels.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the story and characters are good though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            @199736714

            I've seen those reviews but I'm also capable of forming my own opinions as well as capable of explaining them without telling people to watch 10 hour videos

            Filtered.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >gay Black person npc telling me to watch some other gay Black person NPC's pseud babble
          Don't ever @ me again you hollow husk

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen those reviews but I'm also capable of forming my own opinions as well as capable of explaining them without telling people to watch 10 hour videos

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Plinketgays were so thoroughly destroyed by this video that they can only spam the same 3 posts now.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >*Nerdiest and most pathetic voice ever*
            >Umm...They're actually wrong just watch these 30 Japanese films from 1955 and you'll understand why Jar Jar stepping in poo poo is the work of a genius

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >OH MY FAUCI IS THAT CGI SLOP ALL OVER MY SCREEN?!
      >KKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

      why are you so upset

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >focusing on the main characters is bad
      moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Simpleton. What's the point of a grand vista if you're forced to pay attention to one tree within it?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >OH MY FAUCI IS THAT CGI SLOP ALL OVER MY SCREEN?!
    >KKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I used to rewatch only this scene so much on the DVD in 2006

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking as a space battle scene autist, this is my favourite space battle scene ever.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know the V wings were the predecessors to the TIE.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Undiluted KINO
    Sovlless homosexuals and trannies will never understand the prequels

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sovlless homosexuals and trannies aka reddit is the main demographic of prequels fans

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does that venator have a prolapsed anus?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Soulless CGI slop

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You just know you're in for kino. You feel it in your bones.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In the theater got a intense rush at the ships flying down

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Question for loregays. How are the CIS simultaneously losing the war but at the same time strong enough to attack the galaxy's capital planet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the jedis cut through them like butter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ask questions just consoom slop and pretend to enjoy it to own libs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They got secret hyperspace routes through the galactic core from Sidious. Basically a backdoor entrance. In any case they weren't trying to actually take the planet. It was a lightning strike to kidnap the chancellor.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine could have alerted Dooku when most fleets would be away. The attack was intended as an all or nothing blitz diversion to capture Palpatine.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC they found a new hyperlane directly into the heart of the Republic and made a last effort to win the war with this attack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because both the Republic and the CIS are controlled by the same guy and the entire war is a sham to gain him UNLIMITED POWER

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dooku and Grievous are directing the war effort, they don't really have to be winning because it's all a plot by Palpatine.

      In the cartoon 2 part series which came before ROTS released, General Grievous and Dooku are directing the war effort and launch a sneak attack on Coruscant to capture the Chancellor which is where ROTS starts off at. Some of the most powerful leaders/powerbrokers of the CIS (including the banking syndicate and the android people) also get taken out during the cartoon.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There used to be a pretty cool WebM floating on /gif/ with matching music overlayed on this scene. Does anyone have it saved?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't the battle visible here?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was Revenge of the Sith John William's magnum opus? So many bangers

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Problem?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm Dunheir

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        None. Grievous is a true American hero who fought to protect free enterprise against an insidious tyrant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not realizing the CIS were completely right and the victims

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wonder if people are legit braindead, being a hero doesn't inherently mean that you're objectively good, you're a hero to people that see you as such. Evil groups have their own heroes as well, sort of like a synonym to the "champion".

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    UUHH
    EXSQUEEEEZZEE ME

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *