Dune 2024

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The anti-Zendaya club goes HARD on Cinemaphile. Almost as HARD as my wiener when I picture in my minds eye sexoooooo her chocolate vaginer. Good performance in the movie too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s merited here. I could buy them fleshing out her role for the movie on the sense that there’s a subtle subtext that she’s purposefully cut down in the story of dune because it’s Princess Irulan narrating the story, but she does things that literally contradict the narrative of the book. Imagine seeing the messiah of your people made manifest and you decide to slap him. The audacity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from breaking the story with her zoomer atheist character. that Zendaya cannot sell the hardened desert warrior to save her fricking life. Her friend was more chani than her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She ruined the movie. I literally just saw it and she was the worst part of any movie ever.
      Book version:
      >loves Paul
      >bears his children
      >knows he has a job to do and supports him
      >supports his political marriage to empress because she knows he doesn't love her
      Movie version:
      >just an absolute thunder c**t about everything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That surprised me too.
        >Give her character more importance
        Okay
        >Make her Skyler 2.0 american atheist mom type
        wut

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i think they were trying to force the following narrative
          >hwite man coloniser used her for power and resource access then dumps her for a hwhite woman

          uber worm home for our hard done by poor strong brown woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she look so repulsive?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you are slowly turning homosex from exposure to Cinemaphile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont even know why shes being pushed into big movies, shes not photogenic, she has resting-bitch-face
        there are enough way better looking brown actresses

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dont even know why shes being pushed into big movies
          Here

          its why I'll never watch it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's brown and looks like a boy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has a smelly ass. It has nappy little ass hairs that catch the funk and her lactose intolerance keeps it moist with dairy fart intestinal phlegm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's ugly, get over it, zoom zoom

    • 1 month ago
      Dark Dranks

      Gonna cum in her pussy her slender body so sexy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful movie but major plot flaws:

    - chani being a hateful c**t toward Paul when she was totally devoted in the book
    - this weird split among fremen, they’re all fundamentalist
    -Keynes, one of the most important characters in the entire series, being a woman means she can’t be chani’s father and they totally gloss over the plan to terraform arrakis Keynes invented
    -Alia being a fetus instead of a toddler that talks like an adult
    -Feyd Routha’s depiction is way off. He’s actually a coward who cheats and was never considered a serious contender for being the Kwisatz Hadderach
    -Paul vowing to marry princess Irulan but cutting out his immediate declaration she would be his wife in name only and she would never know his touch because he loves Chani. Absolutely mind-blowing exclusion

    I wanted Dennis to adapt the novel, not warp it to push his agenda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, not following the book is not a flaw. Nobody cares what (you) want, judge the movie for what it is. Zendaya is an ugly c**t and she would still be an ugly c**t even if chani was written as one in the book. Grab a book accurate sand worm figure and shovel it in your ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why are you so angry?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When I see Dune I expect to see Dune, not some Mexican changing one of the seminal works of science fiction into whatever he wants

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why don’t you go outside for a bit? Maybe take a walk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i heckin LOVE the subject material!
        >NO I can't cite or recall anything from it
        >YES it's a good thing when they change all of it
        Id rather consoomers like this be in prison for life than murderers and rapists, honestly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >judge it for what it is
        It was shit that shit on the source material. You want to make random space Sci fi movie, go for it. You want to adapt a classic novel into a movie? Follow the script, it's literally written already.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, modern audience

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did the chani thing with his marriage so that the audience would realize Paul is an butthole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except that’s complete character assassination and isn’t what is conveyed by the book. Progressivism was a mistake

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it was great. The total change of character takes home the fact he's not a teenager anymore, he's the messiah who sees the future and makes everything go according to plan. A scheming bastard to all, even to the audience so romance can come back in a cheap soap opera twist for the sequel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sheesh. What's the point of twisting those. particularly the last one. Guess I'll see it soon for myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted Dennis to adapt the novel, not warp it to push his agenda

      I agree. Honestly I feel like this Dune Part II could have used two parts to it. If someone is adapting a media like a book or whatever, I tend to be more on the conservative side and changes should not be made unless it was absolutely necessarily to translate that media to big screen film. I agree the Alia and marriage vow shit was kinda wtf changes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >-Keynes, one of the most important characters in the entire series, being a woman means she can’t be chani’s father and they totally gloss over the plan to terraform arrakis Keynes invented
      the whole ecology angle/theme got glossed over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also no thufir, no count fenring and no guild

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest problem is Villeneuve somehow made two very DULL movies. Despite the action, soundtrack and setting they're just boring to watch. Not to mention the only character with anything personality had to be wasted on Part 1.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Momoa was an even bigger a miscast than the zendaya

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As long as they continue the new Dune movies, be it with Denis or a new director, Momoa will be in them, playing the mentat Hyat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >major plot flaws
      Largest by far is just omitting the Spacing Guild, their monopoly over interstellar travel and their deal with the Fremen altogether.
      Emperor and the Harkonnens just come off as colossal morons, because apparently they never bothered to scan the Southern half of the planet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Emperor and the Harkonnens just come off as colossal morons, because apparently they never bothered to scan the Southern half of the planet.
        How'd this go in the books? They were just lied to be the spacing guild who had been constantly sending Bene Gesserit down south?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's really not explained in the book about the south but they do explain that the Fremen pay the Guild off in spice to not have satellites over the planet. So no one can know for sure what goes on in the south unless they're actually there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >because apparently they never bothered to scan the Southern half of the planet
        What was there to even scan in the movie if they had totally omitted the terraforming plotline?
        I haven't read the novel in awhile but iirc the reason fremen where bribing the guild was due to them starting to plant shit there. In part two the southern hemisphere is presented pretty much as it was believed by everyone in the imperium. It didn't even look like it had barchans like in the northern hemisphere, just scorched rocky badlands.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Emperor would have never legged it to Arrakis in person if he knew that there were half a planet's worth of space mujahideens on steroids lurking around, for one.
          And it's damn sure that the houses would have intervened if they had any knowledge of major Fremen activities in the southern hemisphere that heavily affected spice production.
          Whole ending of the movie doesn't make any fricking sense, first Paul threatens the houses - not the guild - that he'll nuke the rest of the spice reserves if they don't bend the knee, then just orders an attack against the houses after getting denied.
          Instead of making good on his threat. Which was supposed to be about the guild.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Emperor would have never legged it to Arrakis in person if he knew that there were half a planet's worth of space mujahideens on steroids lurking around, for one.
            That's just Harkonnens being morons and feeding bad info, it ain't like they were doing better accounting even in the north.
            Agree about the guild missing being nonsense tho.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Emperor would have never legged it to Arrakis in person if he knew that there were half a planet's worth of space mujahideens on steroids lurking around, for one.
            I think he knew. The Sardaukar made it their mission to wipe out the Fremen when they found out first hand how well they fought.
            The Emperor called out the Baron, accusing him of covering up their fighting skill and wondering if he was conspiring with Leto in doing so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's why I have concerns with Messiah. The first one's changes felt less of a severe deviation - Keynes being the most stand out one and whatever, dealt with it. But Paul killing Baron broaches the idea of "Well if a character dies then who cares if the way they die is changed". Which makes me feel prescience that Chani is going to kill Paul in Messiah. He's not going to do Children of Dunc so he won't care about continuity with that, and he's going full into fanfiction territory now. And sorry homie but having a woman die in childbirth is way too le problematic in 2026. If they were butthurt about Chani's depiction in the book enough to change her then god knows they won't want her to do that.

      That's also just me being fricking PTSD from all the adaptations fricking up shit left and right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>he’s not doing children of dunc
        just because he said it will be a trilogy, does not mean there won’t be additional trilogies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The last one about Irulan and Chani was already all but said out loud in the movie, if you didn't get he felt that way from the way he was talking to everyone you just don't have media literacy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn’t. Chani stormed off mad and hopped a sandworm to get plowed by Black folk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No "The spice must flow"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based
      ableit:
      >alia being a fetus
      this is just because child actors are shit, it was a good change
      >feyd rautha is a coward in the book
      yes but making him more a threat is good because it ups the stakes, the real issue is that Beast Rabban is a total jobber and boring, way worse than the book
      >irulan
      yeah that was shit, everything with Chani was shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You really need to read this

      Black person, not following the book is not a flaw. Nobody cares what (you) want, judge the movie for what it is. Zendaya is an ugly c**t and she would still be an ugly c**t even if chani was written as one in the book. Grab a book accurate sand worm figure and shovel it in your ass

      and then re-read the points you wrote out and ask yourself for each one "why did they change it and did the change make it a better movie?"
      It actually isn't the case for all of your points because there are some bizarre changes or ommissions that shouldn't have happened but for the most part the changes were warranted and made the previously unadaptable Dune, possible to adapt. I'm going to give you a very important piece of advice that most people, especially reviewers are not aware of, which is to always remember the fact that you couldn't have done better. Now that you understand that fully you can then review art properly from the perspective of examining what the artist was thinking when they made a decision instead of how you think it should have or could have been done. Because you don't know what you're talking about and your opinion doesn't matter. Doing this will give you a much better understanding of any work

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Almost all the changes were shit, and Denis simply didn't understand the source material. He is a hack, with a shit style who pretends to be deep, all the while riding on the backs of Ridley Scott and Frank Herbert. It's legit sad to see that the big new Dune adaptation, is by some self important hack, who doesn't understand subtlety if it bit him in the ass. And there won't be another adaptation due to this, for at least 20 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >- this weird split among fremen, they’re all fundamentalist
      I didn't even need to read the book to know that this part in the movie was bullshit, especially with how modern the non-religous fremen sounded. Like a bunch of college kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tbh alia being a fetus is the only good change from the books, toddler alia would have been a fricking horrifoc dreadful cgi nightmare (which is also why i dont even take it into consideration about critiquing villcuck, it was a fricking obvious necessity)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I've noticed it already in Part 1 that Vilenevue has a tendency to cut the more outlandish parts of the books that would require too much time to explain (like the mentats - they are there, but nobody explains who they are and what they do because it's not important to the overall story) and Alia has gotten the same treatment. Because explaining why is there a baby that can speak like an adult would be ridiculous and it would just bog the film down. So I guess he found a clever way out in the end.
        Which makes me wonder what he's planning to do in Messiah, because this is where things get REALLY batshit and it only escalates from here.
        >Alia is possesed by a spirit of Baron Harkonnen and Leto II is a sandworm, explain THAT, Dennis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cut a lot of key plot points to save screen time for his true agenda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wanted Dennis to adapt the novel, not warp it to push his agenda

      >-Alia being a fetus instead of a toddler that talks like an adult
      The pro-life agenda?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The most fricked up thing is, in the books it takes about 5 years for Emperor to arrive to Arrakis. During this time Alia is born as well as Paul's and Chani's firstborn, who is later killed during raid on a sietch. Considering the fact that Denis is shrinking the timeline and Chani seemingly hates Paul by the end of the part two, firstborn is probably completely removed and Chani is curently pregnant with Leto II and Ghanima.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wtf i hate the dunc canon now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, we have to streamline, otherwise, we'd need to have ANOTHER movie just to put all those plot points it. The movie is already pretty chaotic with the plot points.
        What is the point of Margot again?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Denis probably just wanted Lea Seydoux in his film. Can't blame him really. Apart from Chani female cast is excellent.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why cant we have more than three films

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because Denis said so.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You know of a good 4rth movie?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              star wars got prequels

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >What is the point of Margot again?
          He cut out count Fenring because the guy has no role in the future of Dune. Same with Thufir. And meanwhile he gives Margot screen time, despite her role ending at this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All those changes are for the better. Get fricked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off villeneuve

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you iz nuffin Paul! NUFFIN!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a CAPTCHA?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is CAPTCHA hair a thing now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        genius really is in the details

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Paul, dea heya

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >check the comments on any scene from the movies on youtube
    >"LITERALLY GIVES ME CHILLS"
    >"I LEFT THE THEATRE CRYING"
    >"ZOMG I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS"
    >"THIS ISNT A MOVIE, ITS SOMETHING MORE!"

    Are these people real? Am I living in a simulation?
    I know that consoomers love to drone about what they consoom, but the amount of dick sucking this movie is getting is unreal...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actual bots

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's fake shit, paid shilling
        Hollywood decided capeshit rush is over and moves to promoting the next trend in mediocre moviemaking

        >It's fake shit, paid shilling
        gotta be this... WB has a lot riding on it considering their financial situation heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Youre out of touch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the people are real, you're just a miserable, joyless c**t

        You have to go back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the people are real, you're just a miserable, joyless c**t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if you don't love to gobble up shit, you're the problem
        It's because of talking buckets of diarrhea like you that we better people are forced to wallow in an ocean of putrid shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Black person:
          >mass media
          >MASS consumption
          Want esoteric shit, go stuff a Schuon's book up your homosexualty ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't read shit and probably didn't even see the movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people that comment in israelitetube are either Jeets or 12 years old, dont judge them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, normalgays just signal to each other like that and they always have. People were still using the same impossibly generous verbiage at least as far back as when I was a kid in the 90s. There's probably a scientific explanation for this behavior but I've always viewed it as a sort of request or appeal for social bonding/credit. It marks you as a socially well-adjusted; as part of the zeitgeist and polite society at large.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Are these people real?
      Yes. They are the same people who loved Nu-Wars until Cinemaphile memes made it into the npc sphere. Then they pretended they always hated it. It always takes the npc a few years to catch up with playable characters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most people are asleep NPCs that ride tide after tide of emotion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This film is pretty mind blowing if you’re 18 years old and have only seen MarvelSlop and Netflix originals your whole life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's fake shit, paid shilling
      Hollywood decided capeshit rush is over and moves to promoting the next trend in mediocre moviemaking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo posting hours have arrived

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some autismos did lots of digging and basically a bunch of "talent" agencies for streamers/youtubers basically runs a legion of bots who will comment, delete, recomment to boost videos. Commenting stuff like "Amazing video, would love to see more!" Over and over again literally seconds after a video is uploaded.
          If an agency can do that for some random ass streamer, imagine what holywood will do for movies that cost them close to a billion.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the movie was a flop. We can all admit it now, surely. No one liked it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >85 mil US opening weekend
              >182.5 mil internationally opening weekend
              >flop

              D E L U S I O N A L.
              Disney is fricking shaking in their Goofy boots right now

              >Marvel movies failing
              >Star Wars franchise is on its Death Bed
              >shills out in force spamming that Zendaya is an ugly Black person
              >shills trying to convince people Dune Part Two is awful

              it's all so tired I can't wait to see Disney fall.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you think Zendaya is pretty at all you might actually have brain damage. She is a literal 5/10.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she would be a 5 if she had any facial expressions other than RBF and any personality. she's a 2.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >She is a literal 5/10.
                she's a 1, 2 at most.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or people actually enjoy the movie? Regular people outside of Cinemaphile tend to have more of a positive outlook on normie things

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And then they forget about it in a couple of days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these are the kind of people who say such things. pay them no mind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mainstream internet is full of children, if you see something stupid said on one of the big sites, chances are its some underaged kid. Children are basically moronic adults, so you are getting mind broken by morons so what that makes you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      contrarianism doesn't makes you cool.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the movie but it won't stand the test of time, it's very forgettable and not very rewatchable, it's a good visual spectacle and that's pretty much it, it's not even a very good adaptation of the books.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't have souls. they would fail the gom jobbar test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the live action disney movies were popular enough that they were all pretty much big successes. I look at them and want to actually vomit, as does most people I know, but there is clearly a lot of normies that love them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Zendaya’s performance in the film and I thought the fundamentalist/skeptic dynamic in the Fremen worked really well. I don’t give a shit about faithfulness to the book or whatever. But it does leave me a bit confused for Dune Messiah. I guess Chani will be won over again by Paul. I’ll be interested to see how they make that work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts exactly. I was actualy surprised how much I liked her as Chani.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok stacy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The third movie is not going to be as much of an adaptation as the first two were.
      It will be based largely on the events of Messiah but not exclusively, since they want to wrap this up as a trilogy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like it if they subvert the ending for Messiah and instead have Paul do what it takes to become the immortal worm himself leading humanity instead of passing the buck to his son.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      “I don’t care about faithfulness with the book”

      Opinion discarded. This is one of the seminal works of science fiction. The fricking audacity of these Black folk to think they can write it better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a boring book with self important apologea

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You got filtered by the book. I know it’s big and doesn’t have pictures. It’s just not for you

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the underlying message is to be sure to get yourself an interracial wife so that she can undermine you at any given opportunity, despite the damage it will do to her quality of life, and enjoy her gaslighting you in private by conveying her undying support. It was based that Dennis showed Paul upgrading to princess pussy in the end

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this how it usually works on Cinemaphile with big releases? The first week of the film’s release was fairly normal discussion and then after about a week the people who absolutely hated the film have come out in full force. There are like 10 Dune hate threads right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the people that liked the movie the first week are the same that hate it a week after. The film became popular and now they have to shit on it because reddit and Twitter like it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >OP calls dunc part 2 the sci-fi movie of the decade with only zendaya as the sore thumb

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she feels like it was the studio condition to finance the movie

    >ok but you have to include the current best head-giver

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Timothée Chalamet in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Zendaya, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your boyish body and horrific androgynous zoomer face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chalamet and not only sit in that chair while Zendaya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her caveman brow and monkey lips, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that scowl. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ZENDAYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in France. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Paul Atreides. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And imagine having to do all that while Rebecca Ferguson is standing two feet away

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You want to save my people?
    >AAAA I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too water-fat.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Florence Pugh

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    muto abominio

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *monke noises*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was trying so hard not to laugh at the scene where they first get to tabr and there's a huge ape out.
      20000 years in the future, nothings changed.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.
    This movie was doomed to suck from the get-go, no matter the casting. It was and always will be a shit franchise.
    Discussion of this bullshit was virtually non-existent until the announcement of a remake a few years ago.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ayooo """"""mahdeeee"""""" wwhattuuuup???
    how do you respond without sounding mad?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will not watch the movie because of her. It's that simple.
    They should have cast Sydney Sweeney in her place instead.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So easy to spot all of the virgins and incels in this thread. You tards are pathertic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you hate me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, I randomly post this in every thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >talk with wife about dunc
      >she still refuses to watch it
      >"I will watch the old one that doesn't have that ugly mutt zendraggy"

      God, I love my wife so much.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your discord, troony.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm projecting again
      We have good tastes unlike you

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've only really seen Zendaya act in Spiderman and she was annoying but that was just the character. Is she really bad in Dunc 2?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > she was annoying but that was just the character
      She literally plays the same character in Dunc part two.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seriously, who does the sound mixing for these movies? the epic hans zimmer bass is blasting out my eardrums and when the characters speak i can barely understand what they are saying because it is so quiet.
    wanted to watch the first movie with my dad and he turned it off because of this shit

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw Zendaya before. I though she was at least sexy like Beyonce or whatever. She's uglier than any nigress you can find in the streets
    .

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing it destroyed was my time and the Dune IP

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >May thy knife chip and shatter
    how do you respond Cinemaphile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, what the frick do they mean by this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It means nothing to non-Fremen. Rautha's response is warranted.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It means nothing to non-Fremen. Rautha's response is warranted.

        it literally means “”i hope your sword breaks”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic? A shattered knife is pretty fricking useless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its like this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          iconic
          do you think he died at 60fps for 59fps?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >May thy Matron perish amidst her slumber when the moon shines next

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Your mother was a witch, and your father smells of poison

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this numale movie even worth watching?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth hating. That's about it. Denis tried to Verhoven/StarshipTroopers a masterpiece and failed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no he didn't lol, he loves Dune

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he loves Dune
          No, Denis loves his perception of Dune. He metaphorically shat on the books and did an objectively inferior job to the 2000s sciFi miniseries.

          He should kill himself. As should the casting director. No cap.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He metaphorically shat on the books and did an objectively inferior job to the 2000s sciFi miniseries.
            to be fair mini-series entire thing is actually being faithful to the book

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >to be fair, the miniSeries was a real adaptation of the boon not some washedUp homosexual's vision*
              Ftfy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Boom* even

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Book* damn time for a new phone

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its why I'll never watch it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She sure doesn't mind all the comforts this society provided her though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THE PROPHECY IS WHAT ENSLAVE US
      She coudn't help herself, everything has to be about Blacks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SILENCE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She coudn't help herself
        it's why they want you to reacemix
        because mutts will always want revenge upon the world for being born
        their desire to destroy the world is instinctive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's your women, whom you can't even tell to stfu, that are exterminating the white race, pink ass. They WILL be perfurated by melaneted wiener. They WILL become single mothers to castizo children. You WILL be bred out of the gene pool

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then why do you keep defending the mutt woman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Likewise. I'm happy with the 84 film and the TV show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mmmmmmmmmmmmmcha!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dune

    i yawned in the middle and turned it off

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A proper Dune adaptation will mog every sci-fi film the same way a proper LOTR adaptation mogs every fantasy film
    You can't just beat the original

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eh no. first of all neither of those stories are all that original. they draw heavily on other materil. secondly, they look both quite dated in current year.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was the worst part of the movie by far. It might have been OK if she wasn't there, but she ruined every scene by trying to be a strong woman who don't need no man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's not true at all. she was fine as a self-reliant fremen they just made her too mopey in the end.
        the worst part of the movie was the direction except for some of the visuals. it was absolutely surface level.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >made her too mopey
          Ya that's called ruining her character. She's not a whiney c**t in the book, she's a loving wife and mother who supports Paul. They made her a strong independent woman who doesn't believe in flying spaghetti monsters. She was completely different from the book and it made the movie almost unwatchable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was literally a completely different character. Her abusive gaslighting ass in the movie did deserve to be left behind for some upgraded princess pussy. Like wtf did I just watch?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I respect James Cameron even more now that Avatar 2 didn't need this level of marketing to get 2 billies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      avatar deserves no respect. its throwaway goyslop

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oh hai

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can she be so thin yet has a bloated plump face?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just saw the movie and I can conclusively and decisively say it was shit. do not fall for the people shilling the movie ironically.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should've cast Snood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      finally some good food

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They could've had the Cinemaphile waifu of the month in it and it'd still be not good
    Stop shitting up the board with Dune threads

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think chani not being supportive of paul's being the messiah better supports the theme of paul's reluctance towards what he has to do, and provides more balance in the film's narrative/message on the dangers of messiahs and blind faith. i think it also provides more nuance with the north/south divide showing differences in religious moderates and fundamentalists.
    however paul is forced to go south against his wishes by the actions of the empire and the fremen north base being destroyed. once he takes the water of life he is a different person, and chani's rejection of paul further signifies his transformation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're a coping homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's there as a community note so morons don't draw a parallel between Paul and Dr Strange, even though both of them say that they saw a million futures where they lose and a single one where they win.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and chani's rejection of paul further signifies his transformation
      Where? Even before taking the water of life he told her he's going south and doing what he must do againts her wishes. So her character didn't do shit except being a c**t mouthpiece (like her friend) hell Jamis was more nuanced than her and influenced Paul as a character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree. Paul's reluctance to follow the Golden Path is because he sees what others cannot. Leto II was the only person who could understand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chani supports him from the second they fall in love in the book. She bears him a child. Here she's just a STRONG WOMAN who does what she wants to because she can't admit she was wrong. The ending is the absolute worst ending I could have thought of and does a complete 180 from what the book did.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really have to make Stilgar comedic relief of all people?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was fun to see the religion nut going BY ALLAH every other minute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad that Stilgar is a meme now, he was a friend and a mentor who decended into worship at the end. They could have used Korba or Otheym as the religious zealot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        villeneuve cant into nuance, levity, human emotion. he's a complete autist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A group of feral joggers was sitting 2 rows behind me at the cinema and they couldn't stop laughing and yelling at every single one of this guy's lines. Why are subhumans so loud ?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I start to like her before Dalle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jesus even ugly in AI

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now those are some dunes I'd want to worm ride in between

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit that's hot!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That boon face is repulsive. It looks like 50 cent going troony.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a man

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was the significance of paul naming the planet as dune instead of arrakis? Is that something that would not be incredibly common knowledge, like calling caladan "the ocean planet"? Does the word dune mean something other than desert in the context of this movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's like calling Mount Everest by it's tibetan name instead of it's 'colonizer name.' Dune is the name given to the planet by the Fremen. The empire named it Arrakis.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just got back from watching it in the kinoplex. definitely the coolest shit i've ever seen in a theater. never read the books and don't really care to. i don't think zendaya is all that attractive but i was attracted to her character. i don't know what you all are on about because she did as good a job as anyone else did. i'd say the acting in general was the weakest part of the film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What part of her character most attacted you? Her stubbornness? Her short temper? Her bipolar oscillations?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, her stubborn warrior nature while also being immediately attracted to paul and looking out for him and her intimacy with him, very beguiling female behavior.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >stubborn warrior nature
          Thats every fremen, MuttChani isn't special she's just ugly. also her friend was cute and more believable than Zendaya

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1/10 bait but morons like

      What part of her character most attacted you? Her stubbornness? Her short temper? Her bipolar oscillations?

      will still take it.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised how hard they shafted chani in the ending, shit dude, I know it's awkward to say "yo she's a concubine now my wife ain't shit b***h just there to look pretty" for a final scene but frick that looked rotten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Villeneuve is 100% pushing Chani as a resistance fighter in Dunc 3 to take down Emperor Paul. Look at the final shot of the movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because it worked so very well for game of thrones?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's bad enough how fricked she is in isolation to these two movies, if they go that far I'll feel like I wasted hours of my life on being slapped in the face

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god she's so fricking ugly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In Dune Messiah there are Fremen opposed to Paul so this is possible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the movies are completely disregarding the books?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh 'Rakkis
        >Muh Dunc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its the opposite, she will be the leader of the deep desert Fremem that helps out Paul after the coup attempt. It will be revealed Channi was PREGNANT THE WHOLE TIME so Penis can avoid having tiny children on his movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Denis "I'm gonna make fanfic and call it Dune" Villanuevue

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            woah hes literally me

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so is chani supposed to be some blonde bombshell in the books or something? why are you morons seething so hard over her casting? she looks and acts exactly like i would expect a little desert jihadist female to. the real miss is the emperor's daughter imo. florence pugh is the least regal female they could have picked for that role.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she looks and acts exactly like i would expect a little desert jihadist female to.
      Look what you wrote dumbass, a jihadist is not an atheist b***h who mocks the leaders beliefs in their faces. Chani was a priestess not supposed to be ugly either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're right, i don't mean jihadist, a guerilla fighter, rather. i've never read the book, i don't know, but in the context of the changes they made for the movie i see nothing wrong with her character or casting. in villenueve's dune, the fremen are divided between skeptics and believers. if you haven't read the source material than how faithful it is is irrelevant. i liked the character of chani here and the actress sold me on the performance. simple as

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she were a jihadist she'd have been fine with being Paul's concubine and mistress and not getting him to herself, instead she throws a temper tantrum. She's more of a modern prostitute that wants her cake and to eat it too. Polygamy is based btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah she was some fremen lady paul loved, like a lot, even working off my poor vague memory that usually misses deviations from source material frequently I realized her relationship with Paul got utterly fricked in this movie
      also the actress got fat inbetween movies I think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the real miss is the emperor's daughter imo. florence pugh is the least regal female they could have picked for that role.
      This this this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so is chani supposed to be some blonde bombshell in the books or something?
      She was described as red-headed in the book. Ginger genocide continues unabated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the movie now. HATE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was a hot desert maiden with redish brown hair and fair skin. Fat breasts. Yet again the 2000s miniseries did it better

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the Harkonnen of color

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they all had sun-induced vitiligo

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her forehead freaks me out. Her nose and other features are absolute garbage but it’s her forehead that just makes me uncomfortable. Though to be fair I wouldn’t touch her nose cuz it’s pretty gross too

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it sad that the Beyond the Dune flashgame is actually the most faithful adaptation yet, given how much of a gooner the Herberts are

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read the novel wikipedia summaries and all those novels are stupid as frick. However, I do want a movie of God Emperor of Dunc where Leto 2 turns into a giant worm foreskin who is all powerful. It would be cool to get a giant foreskin garloid man screentime

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is grasping at straws to hate this movie so much it's actually hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >grasping as straws
      Lol the movie is dumb, to name a few plot holes
      >why did Paul survive a stab in the gut hilt deep but Feyd immediately died with the same stab?
      >No Spacing guild plot
      >why does Paul has to marry Irulan when he could just kill the Emperor, he's already destroying the other great houses with his military anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the whole feyd/paul duel is cringe even in the books
        like he knows it is a poisoned dagger so somehow he conciously commands his immune system to counteract the poison
        he's supposed to be like the flash from his benegeney training, but the basedboy is able to 1v1 him just because he has good genetics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The duel was great in the books and looked great in the 2000s miniseries. Of course,
          >2000s series had good actors that actually choreographed and used dull blades

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but in the book feyd never fricking stabs him in the gut unlike the movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /pol/ards don't have an off switch, if they stop screeching they lose the "culture war"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a solid 7/10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        By zoomer standards. By actual fans/The Literate it's 5/10 schlock worse than Rebel Moon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry to disappoint you but by xoomer standards

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was shit regardless of zedongia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The script was such an affront to the books - wouldn't be surprised if Brian Herbert wrote it based on "notes for a Dune movie" he found in his dad's nonexistant note pile.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the sexy woman Paul has been dreaming about his whole life. Soooo hawt!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the first "girl" he stumbled upon
      What a moron

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DuncGODS, we riding this worm to a billie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AS IS WRITTEN

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya isn't THAT ugly but she's not hot either a solid 4.5-or 5/10. but why does she look especially hideous in the film? is it the lighting? the hairstyle?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The flat terrible acting makes her ugly. There are fat ugly women with charisma who read as attractive compared to her. She looks like she should talk like a deaf person and she kind of does. A low honking mutter with no annunciation

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God she was such an annoying c**tbag in the film. Walken was pretty weak too he looked he just wanted to go home and nap. Still kino tho amazing OST

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 1 and 2 films are garbage ~~*adaptations*~~ of Dune. The word that best describes these two films is: forgettable. It's bloated. It's bland. It's a sterilized, politically correct, committee-created film that only loosely bases the film on the content of the book. They leave out dozens of not just important, but essential plots, motives, lore, etc.

    The portrayal of Chani was crap. Liet-Kynes, crap. Harkonnens, crap. Paul, crap (mediocre at best). Jessica, crap (weak and weeping). They replaced plot and story telling for landscape shots and forgettable nu-plots.

    The 2000 Dune miniseries was better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The 2000 Dune miniseries was better.
      Any streaming site where I can see it in good quality?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if this is the extended cut, but that version has an extra 45min. It's 90% verbatim from the books.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but thank you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actor who plays paul in 2000 dune is the best Paul ever

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is rather boring and homely. I get it though. Zoomers have been taught to worship the mystery meat chic of 2020 America

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*Destroys your Sci-fi movie of the decade*

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I pirate the first movie because of hype.
    Am I losing my mind?
    It a whole 2 hours of nothing with the most generic hollywood battle sprinkled between.
    I feel like most children movies has more substance in the script than this does. the frick?

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DUNC completely destroyed Lynch pulp scifi slop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch's Dune had sovl, which is completely lacking in Dunc, you know it's true

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seeing as sovl means it looks like shit and generally is bad in every way then yes i agree, Lynch's Dune had sovl

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just got out of the showing and holy frick, what an insanely disrespectful interpretation of this character. You know exactly why they did this, too. God forbid a woman know her place. Throughout the first three books Paul was subjected to political marriages he wanted nothing to do with because he was obsessed with this girl. Her love for him regardless is honorable. But no, nowadays a woman could never sacrifice an ounce of I suppose what the writers thought was "self respect" here (despite this being a story about fricking monarchs and dukes who will always marry for political reasons), so we have to make her a huge c**t who is so smart and knows everything about the jihad and how bad it will be. Awful fricking shit. And Zendaya is a horrible actress. The only thing she can do is make that big frown emoji face the entire time. Actually ruined the film for me because Chani was such an important character in the original story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is definitely their motivation and is why wokeness in movies kills them for me. They make changes that some might regard as unimportant or minor, but the actual thought process behind it is extremely deliberate and thought about. Its extremely uncreative and I wonder why the left are so happy with creative freedom dying out. All for the pursuit of people not being offended. Pathetic.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not even meming, but did anyone else think that many of the actors got older and fatter in the what, 2 years between the making of part 1 and 2? Bardem, Bautista, Stellan and so on, all got fatter, older and less convincing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bardem
      yeh, he looked bloated.
      >Stellan
      i just assumed that was from the poison and having to bath in oil all the time.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And that would be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY 2016

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The sci-fi movie of the decade won't be an adaption of a book written long before authors were writing with the hope of being picked up as a film. Books like Dune can't be properly adapted. They're not written for the screen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if only Jodorowsky had his way...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would have been some drug-fueled fever dream for hippies popular only among terminally contrarian spergs on an anonymous Hungarian folkdancing forum.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes and it would have been 18 hours long and been a perfect adaptation

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Webrip 1080p when? Streaming when?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what some of you are sperging over. I thought the movie is pretty chud-core in the current day
    >zendaya is le ugly
    Yes, but she is not even the focus and gets cucked in the end. How do you hyperfocus on the b***h when the whole movie was a straight male fantasy?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friendship ended with Denis Villeneuve
    Damn I'm no dune hardcore fan, but I read the book and he really fricking botched it.
    >stilgar made to look like a complete buffoon and the fundamentalists made look like 2yo morons (and I'm atheist), so fricking cringe
    >no space guild, basically no contraband except for a scene to just spit out gurney
    >no fremen culture holy shit what the frick
    >no fricking jamis funeral, one of the events that literally shape paul as a person
    >no jamis/paul wives and children, no children with chani, movie end completely made up for no absolutely no reason other than "muh strong independent woman"
    >routha being a complete schizophrenic ultrahedonist that keeps human cannibal pets for what fricking reason exactly? he was kinda schizo and hedonist but not that fricking much
    i understand it's an almost 3 hours movie, but i honestly dont give a frick, he could have split it into two instead of going on to dune messiah for no reason
    this movie literally took the book and dumbed it all the way down (and it wasnt even some esoteric difficult read lol, like at all) to become a blockbuster with marvel level of unfunny bullshit (as it was written xDxdDdstrollmao)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention that the entire ending was dumbed down.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >movie end completely made up for no absolutely no reason other than "muh strong independent woman"
      muh strong independent woman is the whole reason fish girl is in this production, they couldn't just let her be a happy and loyal harem member, that would defeat the whole purpose of her casting

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question. Did anyone find it odd that Gurney killing Rabban scene happens at night? The attack happens in the middle of the day. Then it cuts to Gurney and the Fremen taking Rabban out in the middle of the night. And then we are back to day time. Feels sort of like Gurney scene was supposed to happen some other place, but they recut it into the final battle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking it just happened during a sandstorm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But the fight had open sky, with thopters flying around, and not a bit of sand was causing issues. In fact, Rabban was running away to a ship to take off (where was he gonna take off to, if there was a sand storm around them?)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Serious question. Did anyone find it odd that Gurney killing Rabban scene happens at night? The attack happens in the middle of the day. Then it cuts to Gurney and the Fremen taking Rabban out in the middle of the night. And then we are back to day time. Feels sort of like Gurney scene was supposed to happen some other place, but they recut it into the final battle.

          the fighting took all day, and the duel was in the morning

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, did Paul walking into the throne room happen before Gurney Vs Rabban, or after? Because if it happened after that scene, then Emperor and his party were scared in the corner for quite a while.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              before I think? he ordered them into another room and then went back to the battle iirc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The entire final battle was rushed, surely an extra ten minutes couldnt have hurt.
      >sandworms and Zendaya fight during day
      >cut to Emperor for a minute
      >it is now nighttime and Gurney walks right up to Rabban and stabs him effortlessly
      >cut to Paul entering the throne room

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and Gurney walks right up to Rabban and stabs him effortlessly
        That one pissed me off. You really aren't going to show Dave Bautisa and Josh Brolin duking it out?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dave Bautista's character totally got re-written. We see little of him in part 1, but he has the aura of a simple minded, but very angry and fearsome warrior. In part 2, he has gotten fatter, only ever kills his men who are too scared to fight back, does the surprised Drax face a lot, he becomes a totally idiot for no reason (he was actually surprisingly intuitive in the books, and only got fricked over becuase the Baron wanted that to happen), and he runs away like a coward or gets humiliated in every scene. Nothing fearsome about a fast Bautista, lightly jogging away from any sign of trouble.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, Bautista was the only weak link in the overall pretty solid cast in both DUNC 1 and 2. Because all I could see was an albino Drax. He was fine in DUNC 1 as a part of the scenery, but with his role expanded in DUNC 2, with him acting off of Austin Butler, who is having a time of his life... no, it doesn't work.
            Also, I was convinced Rabban died much earlier in the books, but then I realized it's only the miniseries that killed him off early and I'm confusing the two.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Rabban was not even a fighter in the novel. He was a somewhat overweight slavemaster, who was smarter than he looked, and had like 2 scenes before he was sent to Arrakis. There he was cruel to the people, because he had no support from the Baron. And he got killed off screen, about a page before the final battle happens.
              Making him an angry, dumb, warrior-wannabe coward, was literally going against everything he was. Seems like Denis basically molded that part to suit the actor, instead of the other way around.
              Funny thing is, when Part 1 came out, and Feyd was nowhere to be seen or confirmed, quite a lot of speculation went around, that Rabban would fill the Feyd role in the adaptation too.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >actors without any personality or charisma run around and whisper to each other in a gray and brown landscape with a pissfilter with a Christopher Nolan soundtrack playing in the background
    Is the book worth reading? The movies sucked ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you got filtered by the movie, there is a chance the book will filter you thousandfold.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the movie just looked bland, the soundtrack was shit and no character seemed to have a personality, it was so boring.
        but why would the book filter me, isn't it just genre fiction?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a very complex genre fiction. For every 5 pages of stuff happening, there are 30 pages of characters duscussing faith and genetics and economy and ecology and political intrigue.
          Oh, and George RR Martin was ripping off Dune wholesale, he doesn't even bother to pretend otherwise.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >30 pages of characters duscussing faith and genetics and economy and ecology and political intrigue
            Not my impression.
            The first book has some cool elements that are "meme-able" which is why it's survived so long and is so popular. However, it's really not that deep.
            And it couldn't have been, given when it was written.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >And it couldn't have been, given when it was written
              Idiot. The older the book, the deeper it is. It is this young generation of pseudo intellectual Twitter scrollers, who can't write actual depth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that doesn't apply to science fiction, almost by definition
                and it also doesn't apply to dune, as it's just not that amazing without those elements

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >that doesn't apply to science fiction, almost by definition
                You are wrong. Sci-fi has been freefalling for decades

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh, and George RR Martin was ripping off Dune wholesale, he doesn't even bother to pretend otherwise.
            are you sure you don't mean Robert Jordan? I don't see the similarity to GoT at all

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't see the similarity to GoT at all
              Not him, but think about it like this. Original GOT is about two feuding families. One is noble and beloved, the other is evil and scheming. The king shows up and invites the very noble head of the good house into an obvious trap. The good house gets massacred. Meanwhile the bastard son goes out to his own adventure, goes native with tribe people, and may be of a secret ancestry.
              Also, there are things like every house being assigned a mentat/maester, Jessica and Catelyn being the politically wise mothers, Alya/Arya of the knife.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Also, one of the Stark kids has prophetic visions and may end up as the chosen one.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because the Starks totally aren't the Atreides, the people for beyond the Wall totally aren't the edgy Fremen, measters totally aren't mentats and Daenerys totally isn't Alia.
              There are even facedancers, ffs.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao this guy here trying to make Dune look like something deep. it's not BotNS

            the movie just looked bland, the soundtrack was shit and no character seemed to have a personality, it was so boring.
            but why would the book filter me, isn't it just genre fiction?

            if you managed to read the books you are supposed to read in high school you should be fine

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope avatar 2 still runs supreme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same audience

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this trailer was so good, I was gripped the entire time
    Goddamn I don't want to pay for a ticket bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt have $15
      bro?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have money I am just stingy and grew up poor
        I pirated and read the books on my kindle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you at least saw part 1 in imax right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Y-Yeah I did
            It was epic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was bothered by how part 2 was so full of stuff happening, that it cut out characters and scenes. But also wasted time and meandered a lot. They adapted like 65% of the book in part 1. And the last 35% doesn't contain that much actual happenings.
    >Paul learns to be a fremen
    >Timeskip, during which raids on Harkonnens have been happening
    >Gurney and Paul reunite, and Gurney tries to kill Jessica
    >Paul reacts to that by drinking water of life
    >And here comes the Emperor already, for the climax
    Meanwhile the movie added like 3 actions scenes, so the zoomers would not fall asleep. Then they moved Feyd's introduction from earlier in the story, to middle of part 2, added extra scenes with Feyd and Margot (granted they were okay scenes), and then the weird trip to the south happens, and then they come back, get the nukes, and then the finale happens. It feels like so much subtle stuff was cut, to make room for action set pieces, and a roundabout trip, that is only there to make it seem like the characters do something.
    They could have easily had the Harkonnen attack the Fremen, and then followed it up to a Fremen council gathering because of the attacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they spend A LOT of time with Paul learning to be a Fremen. And because it all happens all at once, we don't feel the passage of time.
      FFS, just splice those Fremen scenes with scenes from Geidi Prime or the Emperor's court, so we have the feeling that time is actually progressing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adapting a three act book into a two part movie was really outstandingly dumb decision.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the final battle was hilarious, i thought oh here comes the final battle you need one of those. Then its like some Narnia shit with worms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the final battle was hilarious, i thought oh here comes the final battle you need one of those. Then its like some Narnia shit with worms

      The funniest part is the ending. Chani gets peeved about Princess Irulan, and rides off on a worm like she called an uber. Thump thump, hook, 'seeya homosexuals' all within about a minute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its weird

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By the visual description in the book, Sophia Lillis should have been Chani.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chani was already a mystery meat in the books (because Liet), so Zendaya weridly fits in the mwta-sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      monke 🙂

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would have been a better point to end part 1 then? Around when the extermination of house Atreides happens? If they had Feyd show up in movie 1, the dinner party scene, and added a bit more Piter and Baron stuff, then the film could have ended at Paul and Jessica witnessing their palace in ruin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Around when the extermination of house Atreides happens?
      This. Just like act 1 in the book. We could also get all the cut stuff like
      >Margot warning Jessica
      >Feyd. Baron also could have more then two lines, he was literally the most talkative character in the book
      >banquet
      >whodunnit betrayer searching subplot with Tsufir, Gurney and Duncan spying on Jessica, including absolutely memeworthy scene of drunk Duncan confronting Jessica, and, later, fighting Harkonnens still being drunk/hungover
      Then we could actually get proper timeskip between part 2 and part 3. I guess the only problem is - part 2 would have been very dull because nothing really happens in act 2.

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