Dungeons and Dragons 2023

New poster and character designs revealed, trailer soon.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna be a jumanji ripoff ain't it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully its good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >D&D movie or rv series
        >good
        The cartoon from the 80s is as close as you're ever going to get to anything watchable from D&D.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus hugh grant aged like shit. Do bongs really?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's 61, dude

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Aged poorly
              He looks great for at 61-year-old man. Let's see how you look at 61 anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I heard she had a mocap role in this. Is she gonna transform into something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably a druid so most likely a bear or some gay cgi shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think she'd have a mocap suit for a bear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lillis as a tiefling is a good call.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does she have a tail?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        would be hot if she did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      druid

      Hopefully its good

      bard

      paladin

      I

      warrior/barb

      No

      rogue

      i see kino

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie will be shit, just like every other adaptation, but I like the poster

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She does look the part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes meant to be a half orc im guessin
      seems rude to laugh but she does fit amazingly
      also all the costumes look good

      >owlbears
      >devourer
      >mimic
      >green skulls (liches?)
      >tentacles (mindflayers?)

      whats the cat thing meant to be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Displacer beast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I tried to tame one of those, only campaign of dnd I ever played. I had to beat it and threaten it with didplays of power every single day to have it stay loyal, still tried to kill me in my sleep every other night. Was worth it for the double displacement buff stack. Maybe the GM fricked that one up, but was in effect almost invincible. I have no idea how tight the dnd rules are

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how pozzed D&D is nowadays I have zero faith this will be good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How could DnD be pozzed? No one actually plays the default setting right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How could DnD be pozzed? No one actually plays the default setting right?

      I also don't understand
      Shouldn't a game of DND only be as pozzed as the DM and the people playing it?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont give af, american take on european fantasy is normally trash

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the poster isn't too bad
    name all the monsters on it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta be better than the 2000 movie right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa

      Can't fricking believe it's been 22 years since this.... what the frick... 22 fricking years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I saw it in the cinema

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Me too anon... what the frick have I done with my life since then... I'm basically the same person and I still live with my parents looking at Cinemaphile at 8:38am....

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you enjoying your browsing currently?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hate every second of it, myself and my life

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well that's unfortunate. Basic enjoyment is more than most people in the world have.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie i remember watching this as i was playing ff 8 and the main character has the Squall costume at the end of the movie lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are his lips blue?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why indeed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What a poof

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think that, but it's probably gonna end up worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only ask for one thing, and one thing only. Don't look cheap. Don't look like a LARP. Don't look low rent. We already got one D&D movie that looked like a TV movie. I don't need another.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    D&D settings are basically like how Western film industry makes pozzed shitty fantasy. Like how they ruined Witcher. So them adapting a story in Faerun is basically pozz to the power of two. It's going to be shitty fantasy squared.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it will actually be decent then? Like it will be so shitty it loops back around to being awesome?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It might be funny for being so gigapozzed but the only way for it to be awesome would be to channel the pure campyness and scenery chewing of this man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL4w__Vqdjg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Witcher
      >muh squirrels

      It was already trash. You gays just like it because every single women wants to frick the mc

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen all dnd movies. All were shit. I don't think they will change that for the 4th one.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Justice Smith
    Hate that fish-faced mongoloid

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Might be ok

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia actually got an acting job?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      her last

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will it have wheelchairs?
    https://boundingintocomics.com/2021/02/12/dungeons-dragons-to-introduce-first-wheelchair-accessible-adventure/

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