Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

This will change cinema

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia Lillis will cause me to change my boxers in the theaters after I ejaculate in them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TWO black dudes?

      Black person you gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha what do you mean

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man she really makes me horny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AYOOOOO NEW HAPLORHINI JUST DROPPED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah,
        I’m jacking off in the theater rest room after watching this film

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I FRICKIN' HATE TIEFLINGS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sophia Lillis
      >Syphilis
      what an unfortunate name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes she should change her last name to mine as soon as possible. It would be very aesthetic. Rolls off the tongue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, you didn't say what it is so I don't believe you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its French. And all French names are the peak of aesthetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of restraint it took for me not to write a coomer fantasy greentext concerns me a little.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like the 4th Ed D&D universe. Feels way to high-magic to me and everyone is some half-demon or plane-traveler and knows super-powerful magic from birth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sophia Lillis will cause me to change my boxers in the theaters after I ejaculate in them.

      Setting of the film is forgotten realms

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that the same shit by now? I tried playing that Neverwinter Nights online game and one of the first characters I met was some Demon looking dude acting like he is no big deal and I think there was a floating tavern or some shit.

        Not exactly what I remember from Baldurs Gate and the like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then I hope they kept all of the thinly disguised fetish shit Ed Greenwood inserted into the earlier editions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does Drzzt show up?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DnD doesn't even exist beyond streaming content. It's like dead internet theory but for a game. It's all hype and youtubers, but no one actually buys and plays it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? Go to /tg/ sometime. I, like many anons, had to suffer through 5E with my new group for a while. Fortunately I was able to get us started on another system.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /tg/ is in a terminal state of nogames.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone declaring nogames is a projecting Redditor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever helps you sleep

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not really. most of people play its just the few elf slave what do homosexuals that dont

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://dnd.wizards.com/news/diversity-and-dnd
    >We present orcs and drow in a new light in two of our most recent books, Eberron: Rising from the Last War and Explorer's Guide to Wildemount. In those books, orcs and drow are just as morally and culturally complex as other peoples. We will continue that approach in future books, portraying all the peoples of D&D in relatable ways and making it clear that they are as free as humans to decide who they are and what they do.
    >Curse of Strahd included a people known as the Vistani and featured the Vistani heroine Ezmerelda. Regrettably, their depiction echoes some stereotypes associated with the Romani people in the real world. To rectify that, we’ve not only made changes to Curse of Strahd, but in two upcoming books, we will also show—working with a Romani consultant—the Vistani in a way that doesn’t rely on reductive tropes.
    >We're proactively seeking new, diverse talent to join our staff and our pool of freelance writers and artists. We’ve brought in contributors who reflect the beautiful diversity of the D&D community to work on books coming out in 2021. We're going to invest even more in this approach and add a broad range of new voices to join the chorus of D&D storytelling.
    >Later this year, we will release a product (not yet announced) that offers a way for a player to customize their character’s origin, including the option to change the ability score increases that come from being an elf, a dwarf, or one of D&D's many other playable folk. This option emphasizes that each person in the game is an individual with capabilities all their own.
    Can't wait.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So how are they gonna put Trump supporters into this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry black people, we know that orcs are your obvious racial analogues, but now they aren't inherently evil anymore, do you feel better now?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buddy invites me over to play my first game of DnD
    >head over, group of 5 dudes
    >making our characters and we all meet in an inn
    >one guy made a "half elf trap archer"
    >proceeds to seduce the barmaid and RP with the DM
    >get up and go home
    Ya'll gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      should of kept the frick out of that gate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My experiences with it weren’t gay, I just found the game to be boring, confusing and lame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It could have been worse, you could have been playing with a furry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my first instinct is that it’s a ranger who works with trapping gear
      >remember what year it is
      Yeah that sucks man

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last didn't do anything at all.
    Fool me once...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that cast
    Oh no, it's going to be shit.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    D&D like movies > D&D movies

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it too much to ask the Imperium of Man to flatten the world of Mystara with orbital bombardment?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will they use creature names that Stranger Things normies know, or will they avoid those?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ones the Stranger Things characters call the monsters on that show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vecna, mind flayer, demogorgon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mindflayer might because it’s also popular outside of Stranger Things.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1976 Starship Troopers game >D&D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me? MYFAROG.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want it bad. JAFFA KREE.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember being like 13 or 14 and playing through this with a friend, start to finish. I was the Red Warrior, he was the Jester. We got a bunch of junkfood from a gas station, bought Magic cards and ordered pizza and played through that game start to finish.

        I feel like since then I've been trying to recreate that experience over and over with girls I date and I can never really find one who will put up with it. I got one girl to play through Dokapon Kingdom and X-Men Legends 2 with me, got a couple to play through Magicka and Torchlight 2 with me. Why is it so hard for me to have this?

        >I've been trying to recreate that experience over and over with girls I date
        Based fruitless endeavor.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t fricking wait.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jumanji reboot series should have been "go into video games" movies instead of "actors you recognize in the jungle".
    I just want a Gauntlet movie instead of D&D, so much simpler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never play Dark Legacy in a greasy coney dog restaurant ever again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember being like 13 or 14 and playing through this with a friend, start to finish. I was the Red Warrior, he was the Jester. We got a bunch of junkfood from a gas station, bought Magic cards and ordered pizza and played through that game start to finish.

        I feel like since then I've been trying to recreate that experience over and over with girls I date and I can never really find one who will put up with it. I got one girl to play through Dokapon Kingdom and X-Men Legends 2 with me, got a couple to play through Magicka and Torchlight 2 with me. Why is it so hard for me to have this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You do have it, it’s just not as good now that you’re older. Move on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's just as good when I can make it happen, but girls will rarely sign on for the full experience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please stop, I can't take it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Directors of Vacation and Games Night
    >They needed TWO DIRECTORS FOR THOSE SHIT MOVIES
    >israelite last names
    Lmao frick no. Its gonna be shit and i loved D&D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both are good films, also they are a duo like Russo bros

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why have they not released a trailer or any promotional images? I feel like I've had these set leaks for years.

    Everything other than Lillis looks like complete shit. She's clearly the only reason anyone's interested in the film. It's a bad sign she's dropped to fifth billed, I expected this to be her movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly it seems like a "Dungeons and Dragons is for girls and POC too" movie!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        D&D has been thoroughly colonized by gays and females for a decade now, bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That IS what DnD is, now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a cute couple!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more to me like she's flirting with Pine in one of those images.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >roguish fellah in generic leather jacket
      Dropped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer and all that will be revealed at sdcc next week

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What garbage tier 3D model is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a mockup of a promotional campaign where they modify some Australian bar to be an advertisement

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to cash in on Stranger Things popularity
    >Chris "Box Office Poison" Pine
    >Michelle Rodriguez
    DOA

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    worked so well the first time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You leave Brutalitops out of this. He did nothing wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i loved the 2000 movie, don't give a frick. jeremy irons played to his strengths and was so hilariously evil

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only way to do a DnD movie is to make a live action version of the cartoon.
    The appeal of the game is “normal people” interacting with a fantasy world.
    If it’s just regular fantasy it’s basically Tolkien with endless random nonsense pilled on top after 40 years of nerds putting whatever nerd stuff they want into the setting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So isekai?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He means that people who play the game never try to create a character who exists naturally in the world, they always carry their own mindset and worldview into the game.

        Or they play absolute morons who just do lolsorandum bullshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uh no I'm pretty sure he meant this abortion

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Remember the Dragonlance animated movie that somehow got Kiefer Sutherland as Raistlin?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I don’t speak French

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will the Pathfinderverse have its own movie or other visual media.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only took a slight interest of dnd from goblin slayer I can respect people that people hours and dedication to a board game but apparently those are only exceptions as 99% of dnd matches are filled with charisma checks and Gary stu/Mary stu self inserts and maybe less than 1% of people who play do so in good faith

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If anyone rolls a Bard the game is essentially broken.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe we had a shitty DM (it was me) but I basically had to cheat to stop the Bard from getting NPCs to do whatever he wanted.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My girl Michelle Rodriguez is in this? What has she been doing lately?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being my mommy gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's playing an ethnically diverse barbarian. Why couldn't they get a chick with a nice body for the role? Why do woke productions hate breasts so much?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, she might not have huge breasts, but she is attractive.

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