>Empire Today, LLC is an American home improvement and home furnishing company based in Northlake, Illinois, specializing in installed carpet, flooring, and window treatments
One of those short-lived game shows from back in 2002. I was too young to notice, but they were obviously targeting it at men. The contestants would vote for who they think would fail a certain challenge and be out of the competition. Every episode seemed to have at least one challenge where a woman contestant would have to get in a bikini and have to do some absurd challenge that was just an excuse to get a candid shot of their breasts. The most absurd challenge they came up with was one where if you answered a question wrong, there was a sliding glass floor below you, so it would spread the contestants legs until they couldn't handle it and jumped in the pool below.
I was about to call bs but then I remembered women exist. Ik a girl who was making like 70-80k a year waitressing. They really have it on easy mode lmao
Don't know what you are expecting. This was an ad designed to be played at 2 in the morning when depressed unemployed losers watch TV and trick them into thinking this will help them
I'm guessing boomers (I mean actual boomers), and more of the greatest gen were alive back then with disposable income. Probably retired and bored sitting around watching TV.
Anyone remember that commercial for what I think was some kind of country music mix CD? One of the songs was Strawberry Wine. Used to see that commercial like every day, can't remember what it's called anymore
>My name is Jack Bower >I'm an on again off again federal agent for CTU >My wife won't stop with her motherfricking problems >My daughter got kidnapped >We lost the target >And I've a massive heroin addiction >This is the longest day of my life
Nothing that sells to you directly like any coin banks, plastic balloons, or CD collections. I don't see it mentioned much in the conversation of internet business but the direct to consumer television ad is practically dead, either because of online commerce or streaming services. The things that are left over tend to be either general brand awareness campaigns or services that require either a professional's input or a service that must be done in person. checked
this shit propagandized me into getting a worthless degree in STEM and now i make less than i did before going to college
i should sue educationconnection
(800) - 588 - 2300 EMPIIIRE
today!
I seriously thought this was a local ad..
lol me too I'm from wisconsin and always thought is was a shitty local business
I thought this was a local Chicago store like Bob Rohrman's auto dealership.
>Empire Today, LLC is an American home improvement and home furnishing company based in Northlake, Illinois, specializing in installed carpet, flooring, and window treatments
it was a chicago store originally
wait what the frick empire isnt just a florida thing
>wait what the frick empire isnt just a florida thing
nope
We had that shit in Chicago since the 70s
I still see this commercial today.
you mean it's not only boston?
Frick I thought this was only in New York hence the name Empire
That wasnt early 2000s, dummy. That was 2006-2009
2000s started after 9/11 so it fits
There's no way this stuff actually worked, right?
It worked if the goal was to spray paint your head brown
>J.G. WENTWORTH!
EXPERIENCE THE PASSION
EXPERIENCE THE POWER
Wow, the nostalgia.
amazing
holy shit
Kek, That was one wild ride, you irish sure know how to have fun some times.
Kek, love the music
>0:23
:3
I SAY YOU LOOK SO FINE
THAT I REALLY WANNA MAKE YOU MINE!
Completely forgot this show existed
Brooke Burns was hot as frick.
What's this?
Doggy dog
Gimme a qrd, please
Something about doing challenges idk
basically 1v1 squid game
One of those short-lived game shows from back in 2002. I was too young to notice, but they were obviously targeting it at men. The contestants would vote for who they think would fail a certain challenge and be out of the competition. Every episode seemed to have at least one challenge where a woman contestant would have to get in a bikini and have to do some absurd challenge that was just an excuse to get a candid shot of their breasts. The most absurd challenge they came up with was one where if you answered a question wrong, there was a sliding glass floor below you, so it would spread the contestants legs until they couldn't handle it and jumped in the pool below.
they couldn't show butt cheeks on TV back then?
This girl was cute af
yeah, she was a cutie
Irony, you can make more money waitressing than with some college degrees
I was about to call bs but then I remembered women exist. Ik a girl who was making like 70-80k a year waitressing. They really have it on easy mode lmao
this is some soul goodman level shit, even in my asian shithole the ads looked better, what the frick
Don't know what you are expecting. This was an ad designed to be played at 2 in the morning when depressed unemployed losers watch TV and trick them into thinking this will help them
Based Education Connection enjoyers
It's the eyes.
TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU
I thought this was 90s?
It was, but people always mix in the tail end of a decade with the beginning of a new one.
I always wonder how much these would cost if they released them now, like $50 a set?
What’s the most outdated early 2000s show?
Probably something on Spike TV.
found it
Big Brother.
Because YOUUU can't overlove your underweaaarrr!
I remember waking up as a kid and watching the Girls Gone Wild ads on Comedy Central
animal crackers in my soup
AHHHHHHHH
>every fricking commercial break
You son of a b***h
Return to Innocence.
>puttng Anya's Oninoco Flow and Karl Jenkins' Adiemus together
ah, so that's where that association comes from
Midriffs need to make a comeback.
They made a comeback recently but only in Korea
they are back...the problem is that only fatasses who can't find fitting shirts do it
They have
I go to a local outdoor mall every day to get boba, and sit outside by the fountains. The teen girls are dressing like its 2002 again.
rip candace
Don't fricking scare me like that.
nice pepperoni clouds
Another scorcher!
>I'll call today
>YOU'LL CALL NOW!
>i'll call now
>I’ll cahll now
You'll call now you son of a b***h
It wouldn't be a commercial thread without COOL ROCK.
MONSTER BALLADS
YOU'RE MOTORIN'
WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT?
I would buy this, they're all great power ballads
>MOOOOOM
>He did it again!
I know you frickers remember zoobooks
and the dark depths of the ocean!
aw look he's smiling
That tiger poster is actually pretty rad now that I think about it.
Qrd on why /misc/ says this is mk ultra?
because they're meth addled conpiracy loons?
I got my mom to buy me zoobooks more than once
Still makes me want to have Reese's Puffs all these years later
truly a different time
Bless Joe and his fast tongue
Came here to post some Muzzy. Was not disappointed.
Muzzy was available in the US? I thought we only had this jolly green surrender monkey in the UK
no they actually had this on commercials in the US
It was brief, but I do remember it.
Why is the thief from thief and the cobbler there?
F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY
she was my commercialfu back then
How was this not posted yet? this and Head on were the biggest brain parasites of the era.
Who the frick was buying this shit enough for it to keep playing every commercial break?
Wasn't Shirley Temple from like the 40s?
I'm guessing boomers (I mean actual boomers), and more of the greatest gen were alive back then with disposable income. Probably retired and bored sitting around watching TV.
see
Anyone remember that commercial for what I think was some kind of country music mix CD? One of the songs was Strawberry Wine. Used to see that commercial like every day, can't remember what it's called anymore
I remember it anon and only because you said Strawberry Wine
29 or two for fity
TIMBALAND
SANDO
WELCOME TO XPLAY
This was my comfy show back in the day. TechTv
I still miss TechTV and hate any fricking zoomer homosexual who says they like G4
>A Message From Concerned Children's Advertisers
I remember staying up till midnight to jerk my little dick off to Girls Gone Wild commercials on comedy central, good times
Shame they had to fire this guys after he killed Trayvon Martin
There are people here who don't remember
For me, it's British commercials
Shoulda gone to freeeee credit report dot con YEEHAW
It's past 11 pm on Comedy Central and the steel drums start playing.
Did anyone else's parents always tell them everything was too expensive to get? No matter what it was.
Yes and they were right for the most part. The tv is a terrible place to find a good deal
I guess so. It wasn't just the TV either though. I remember in Sam Goody stores that CDs on average were like $20 a pop.
awesome
why they gotta make crime look and sound so cool?
Every year I watch this commercial around Christmas and cry myself to sleep
way to lighten the atmosphere anon
same. When my mom passes away I will probably kill myself
>ctrl+f
>https://www.my00stv.com/
>0 results
It's like all of you are morons or something.
my mum says im special
>look for my post from last night to see if anyone weighed in on it
>the post is gone
Literally why
UH. UH. ZOO PALS
QUACK QUACK ZOOPALS
>My name is Jack Bower
>I'm an on again off again federal agent for CTU
>My wife won't stop with her motherfricking problems
>My daughter got kidnapped
>We lost the target
>And I've a massive heroin addiction
>This is the longest day of my life
this is the good shit
I dreamed of building my own pc for years and watched this guys everyday after school
Petland discounts, where the best care a pet can get.
Always saw these commercials in the 90's yet never went to the store.
Do commercials like this still play on TV?
Most of the ads now are either for experimental boomer medication or scams aimed at boomers
It’s usually either zany rip offs of the old spice commercials or a bunch of diversity hires dancing around
No it's all Black person lovin LGBT gay worship stuff.
Nothing that sells to you directly like any coin banks, plastic balloons, or CD collections. I don't see it mentioned much in the conversation of internet business but the direct to consumer television ad is practically dead, either because of online commerce or streaming services. The things that are left over tend to be either general brand awareness campaigns or services that require either a professional's input or a service that must be done in person.
checked
THIS TIME THE MONSTERS ARE REAL
wrong decade
this is one by the same director, hes responsible for a lot of the road safety ads here and in the north
also made this one as well
FLOOOOAAAAAAMMMMM
M-M-M-MUY LOCO
this shit propagandized me into getting a worthless degree in STEM and now i make less than i did before going to college
i should sue educationconnection
We can never go back
>g4
you're one of those zoomer homosexuals i hate, arent you
zoomers are way too young for g4
>young olivia munn on g4
>implying zoomer
are you moronic?
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS
EATEM UP EATEM UP EATEM UP EATUM UP
Lionel coin bank
Lionel coin bank
Lionel coin bank
Lionel coin bank
Lionel coin bank
?t=135
Holy shit, I remember this like it was yesterday.
>that adr whenever the bullet is running
I remember like 90% of the American shit ITT.