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  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really have to be from Africa? Could he not also be America like Wheeler?

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, he is from France.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water and from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Eastern Europe
          Didn't they use to say Former Soviet Union in the intro?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure they did

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            What was up with this? I never understood this one bit. "No they aren't Russia! They are the Soviet Union!" Like that was a big difference between what everyone else is used to calling them. Same way in Animalympics where they didn't refer to them as either and kept calling characters from there "mysterious Eurasian"

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Soviet Union was made up of different states, Russia was just one part of it. When people said "former Soviet Union", it should've meant anyone from these states. Though in reality, Russia and the USSR were more often used interchangeably.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                What was up with this? I never understood this one bit. "No they aren't Russia! They are the Soviet Union!" Like that was a big difference between what everyone else is used to calling them. Same way in Animalympics where they didn't refer to them as either and kept calling characters from there "mysterious Eurasian"

                Soviet Union was basically Russia plus the smaller/weaker states they (re)conquered after the russian tsardom fell apart, and some areas they got back after WW2. Like Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Georgia, Belarus, etc.
                However it was like 95+% Russia in populace and economy, so when someone says Soviet Union they usually mean Russia.

                Linka in this case is a slav sounding name, so she could easily be from one of the eastern european countries, which are predominantly slavic. Given that she's blonde and kind of a b***h, she's closer to being Russian though.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >95%
                no, they were about half. people underestimate how much of the ussr's population was in the non-russian states and ethnic minority groups of russia. it is true that russians tended to have the power though, so talking about the government structures and using "russians" was reasonable.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                In theory yes, in practise the USSR was basically the Russian Empire. The central government of the Soviet Union was in Moscow, Russian was the official language of trade within the bloc, and the Russians handled all foreign diplomacy and internal regulations. It's not *correct* to use Russia and Soviet interchangeably but it made sense to do it because it reflected the reality of the politics of the 'union'.

                The frick is heart element power?

                It's meant to represent humanity and life.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                > The central government of the Soviet Union was in Moscow, Russian was the official language of trade within the bloc, and the Russians handled all foreign diplomacy and internal regulations
                Ah, but the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic didn't have their own national goverment unlike any other soviet republic in the USSR. This means that Ukranian, or Georgian, or Estonian goverment was elected by the Ukranians, Georgians or Estonians respectively, but the Russian government didn't exist, instead you've had the central government which was elected by all the republics in the USSR and communists from every republic could have been elected.
                After the WWII there was a group of influential people who were famous for saving the Leningrad during its siege. They were supporting an idea to create the same regional government in Russia as in any other republic and were persecuted for this notion. Google the "Leningrad affair".
                All in all, Russia was actually underrepresented in the USSR policies and many influential soviet politicians were not Russian.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >underrepresented
                >controlled all actual levers of power
                >pretending any of the soviet republics were actually representative in any way in a one party state with pretermined leaders
                lol ok

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                >This means that Ukranian, or Georgian, or Estonian goverment was elected by the Ukranians, Georgians or Estonians respectively
                Oh, you naive child. Nobody was electing anything. Moscow was just putting their own candidate forward.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Russia was just under half of the rest USSR in terms of economy and manpower. It would be like Calling NATO the US

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong analogy, it's more like calling the U.K., England. Something a lot of non-anglos do.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                You don't call the US NATO 2???

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure they did

            The first two seasons said Soviet Union. The rest said Eastern Europe.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, because the USSR was still a thing. id broke up during the course of the show

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The idea was one planeteer from every major continent.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Then why no Australian?

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          He said major.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Woulda been funny if the African was an Afrikaner from South Africa and the European was a Windrusher from London

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Frick it, go full shitpost with the North American being an Eskimo, the South American being a Germanic Patagonian, and the Asian being from North Korea

          Now THAT would've been a show to watch

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            The European is a Somali from Sweden

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I was speaking in the context of when the show debuted, 1991 or whenever

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing he has in Africa is dirt, so it made sense at the time.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      they are supposed to represent the entire world working as a team

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    LInka's feet

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gi's feet are better

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      KRISS MESS!

      HATE!

      [...]

      BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
      I AM CAPTAIN homosexual

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Captain homosexual, he’s a queero

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Gonna take your white cell count down to zero!

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Gonna make your butthole, magnefied;
            >So you can handle all his penis size!

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        He look like a bottom

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    RET OUR POWAS COMBINE, BECUZ I'M DA FOCKING LEADA, AND I'M VOICED BY GEORDIE FROM STAR TREK IN AN EXTREMELY STEWEOTYPICAL AFRICAHN ACCENT

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Erf

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason he got the earth ring because the lightning ring didn't exist.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ƃyтт

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    FIRE!

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    KRISS MESS!

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    YOU

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!

  11. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    HATE!

  12. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=1649

  13. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Water!

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      ICE!

  14. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is heart element power?

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHE HITLER STARE.

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they give the African the power of dirt and mud?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      malaria was already taken apparently

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