Eastern Promises

This movie is perfect.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that a real gesture or did they just tell viggo to to some cool shit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie is now 17 years old
    >Still haven't seen a better constructed fight scene since

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last third turned it from kino to mehno

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I said it is perfect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is if you leave the room before the third act starts and don't come back

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good movie. It's crazy how they fight naked

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh interesting a movie about the Russian Mob
    >they're actually all israelites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is accurate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good film but it's really only memorable for floppy viggo dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      viggo dong was a bonus, movie still holds up if you cut out that part

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's his co-star in all his roles.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it and i can barely remember anything. All i remember is that it was pretty dumb and forgettable. And that naked fight

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2007 was a great year for movies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millennial were about 16-22 at that time. They were not in positions of power or creative roles.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with anything?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are correct. My bad.

          Boomers/X aging out of the industry to be replaced by millennials and the decline in quality of film/TV are purely coincidence.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It was replacing creatives with "millennials" that resulted in the decline in quality

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How old are these people?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno, it's not specified but something else is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not disagreeing. It probably has a lot to do without it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh great, here comes the glavset with their stupid bullshit nobody cares about

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Google says 28-43 is millennial.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only now realizing that the nosedive the arts have taken since the late 2000s/early 2010s perfectly coincides with millennials joining the workforce. Really makes you think.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think they are now?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's not natural to mix race and race. That's why your baby died inside you.
    based Stephan

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie builds up to... fricking nothing
    Only movie more disappointing is Thief.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This and "a history of violence" felt like complete nothingburgers.

      Agreed.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eastern Promises
    >History of Violence
    >Crash

    All of Cronenbergs best movies have nothing to do with body horror

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Dead Ringers was pretty neat. One of the very few times an actor pulled off playing twins.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naked Lunch is underrated too. Love me some Dead Ringers tho

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie is perfect
    convince me.
    I saw it and was kinda bored. I feel like I missed out on something though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the filter, doing it's thing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you like the movie so much, you should be able to give a convincing argument about why it's so great. Unless of course, you didn't understand it, and are just pretending.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, it’s kino.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's highly innacurate about the culture, creators had no idea about any of it.

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