Except it really is humiliating to eat pussy
you have your head down there, and sometimes the woman will put her hand on your head, pushing you into her vegana
you feel like a fricking b***h doing it
the truth is blowjobs are just as homosexual. if you dont dick your woman down everytime you arent a man. women use blowjobs to get what they want from men, and withhold stupid shit like that. take that off the table and she has nothing to hold over your head. regular sex? yeah but then she loses out too. get the picture?
2 years ago
Anonymous
This guy fricks multiple women in multiple positions for the purposes of recreation and select procreation
Lets say you're on a typical date with a woman. >You pay for everything >You drive >You have to be interesting enough for her to like you >You have to dress nice, be over 6', and in shape
Meanwhile she has to >Show up
When the above transaction is complete, if you go down on her you've admitted after giving all night you'll keep giving. Her giving you a blowjob is the minimal return on investment.
cuck who takes a blowjob instead giving a proper dicking. probably a dicklet
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are a moronic feminist. have a nice day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
dicklett incel confirmed lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
How would it not be more humiliating to get a BJ as a dicklet than to frick her?
Let's say a dicklet is someone ranging from 10-13 cm, if you put that shit inside of her, it'll be hard to tell apart from an average 15cm dick.
Meanwhile if you are getting a bj, she has your tiny dick in front of her the entire time.
your logic is flawed
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Meanwhile if you are getting a bj, she has your tiny dick in front of her the entire time.
your nonexistent wiener, sure, chang.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Even though you reply is highly irrelevant, you end up proving my point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
that it would be humiliating to take your micro in any capacity? thanks for clearing that up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
your non sequiturs are getting you nowhere
2 years ago
Anonymous
t. I don't know what non-sequitur means
ESL posters need to be shot.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>thinking non-sequitur is an English word
how fricking stupid are you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn't say or imply that, but your usage of it, Chang.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I didn't say or imply that
you did, actually.
2 years ago
Anonymous
ESL posters need to die fr. Can't be posting every time to correct their usage of normal words and phrases cus they can't speaky-de-english.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If I didn't understand the concept of a non sequitur, then nothing that I said would imply that I was an ESL.
If, however, I understood the concept of non sequiturs yet used it wrong due to my lack of english knowledge, you could have called me an ESL, but the "doesn't know what a non sequitur is" wouldn't apply.
So the only thing your post really is saying is that I am an ESL for not understanding what "non sequitur" means.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>words, words, words
I wish there was a way to filter Changs.
>men and women are the same, I know this because some women told me that when she was trying to get something that she could only get if people believed that men and women are the same.
When she comes she's gonna squeeze your head so hard you literally cannot escape and you can't really breathe so you just keep going and hope for the best.
Yeah it fricking sucks man the worst part is that they keep coming back and making you do it again. Sometimes they even tell their friends and then all hope is lost you're gonna spend every evening just eating b***hes out and getting jaw ache. I miss video games.
Anyway, eating pussy is based. It’s getting to the literal essence of a woman. Two rules though >eat pussy when You want to >have them take a shower first solely for the huge orgasm you’re about to give them.
Losers will also say sucking on breasts passive or whatever.
Bottom line: if you’re doing what YOU want to be doing to the woman there is nothing passive or submissive about it.
>Bottom line: if you’re doing what YOU want to be doing to the woman there is nothing passive or submissive about it.
You are well adjusted and have basic social skills, congratulations anon.
Even worse, it's emasculating. I have more respect for a dude who fricks another dude up the ass than one who becomes subservient to a woman by eating her pussy.
>He's never eaten out a woman to the point she's writhing around climaxing with her legs wrapped around your head and just after that you pull the hammer out and shove it in
...and she's immediately disappointed because your little hammer can't give her the same climax and goes back to fake moaning.
Enjoy your throat cancer, simp.
Even worse, it's emasculating. I have more respect for a dude who fricks another dude up the ass than one who becomes subservient to a woman by eating her pussy.
I'm one step further. I think sucking wiener is also disgusting. But women like it for some stupid reason.
enlightened take
When they like their men, they really aim to please. I don't think a lot them enjoy the act, but they like the idea sometimes, and if it's a precursor to some good fricking they'll associate it all. Like a pavlov's dog type thing.
>Like a pavlov's dog
perhaps, it probably explains why only psychopaths like sex with prostitutes or dolls. the point is for her to like it too otherwise it's like a bad wank.
Deadfish like from an inexperienced woman not a prostitute. I get you, I could have been getting my dick sucked left and right had I had no qualms with fricking the high school bawds and getting stds.
this sounds more like a problem with you projecting your own virginal inexperience, subservient nature, and obvious latent homosexuality onto other men.
This is the stupidest shit ive ever read on this site
>He's never eaten out a woman to the point she's writhing around climaxing with her legs wrapped around your head and just after that you pull the hammer out and shove it in
beta
This kinda but your wrote it so cringe
...and she's immediately disappointed because your little hammer can't give her the same climax and goes back to fake moaning.
Big self report here bud.
Lets say you're on a typical date with a woman. >You pay for everything >You drive >You have to be interesting enough for her to like you >You have to dress nice, be over 6', and in shape
Meanwhile she has to >Show up
When the above transaction is complete, if you go down on her you've admitted after giving all night you'll keep giving. Her giving you a blowjob is the minimal return on investment.
Lemme guess ur single and a virgin?
I can tell most of you are lossless virgins by the sheer fact you don't understand basic female interactions. Most women I've met love sex, including penetration. My ex used to ask me to frick her again and again, want me after I came to get hard again so I can keep fricking her we'd frick until her hips would hurt and her legs were shaking and she could barely walk.
Now this chick I'm hooking up with casual wants me to come over like 4 times a day to frick her, gave me a key to her house and said come over anytime even at 3am says she wants me to wake her up with my wiener. these women are late 20s, they are insatiable, sometimes I frick just to get her to leave me alone for a bit. She gets annoyed if I don't frick her atleast 2-3 times a week. All this "it's gay" shit is 13 year old Tate watching virgin shit.
Y'all take sex to serious, try not being obsessed with trying to look like a dude who fricks and maybe you'll actually frick
All the seething shows they all know you’re right, it clearly struck a nerve. I only put my dick in my wife’s vegana, that’s what it’s there for. Anything else is just weird and perverted
its also a great way to contract throat cancer. i guess the one perk is that you'll be loved by hyper feminists that think men need to be put in their place
That only came out like 15 years ago. Pretty much everyone over 35ish didn't get it. And we all had HPV already at some point. It's basically impossible to avoid unless you're a virgin marrying a virgin.
Even then you can get it from a handshake. The shit is stupid contagious and they don't even screen for it. Either you get it and have symptoms or get it and don't have symptoms. >muh vaccine
Only protects against like 7 variants of something with 40 different ones.
>Pretty much everyone over 35ish didn't get it.
Why not? Were you too busy fricking your brother in the hayloft to go to the doctor for a fricking shot?
It's good for a lifetime according to all the research existing. I got it as soon as possible and have enjoyed a lifetime of fricking without worrying about it. > we all had HPV already at some point.
That's herpes, moron. Stop projecting. Your eventual cancer is your fault. Have a nice day!
women like sucking wiener for the exact same reason they don't like a man eating them out (in most cases). women are sexually submissive and don't want to be asked what the man should do, have him doting on them and asking them "is this good? do you like this? how about this?" trying to please them during the act, they want to be told what to do and be used for the pleasure of the man. you can of course aggressively eat a woman out and still be dominant and do what you want to her and she'll love it, but most men simply aren't naturally dominant which is why they think "eating a girl out" is submissive; because they're insecure about their own perceived submissiveness.
Women don’t cum the way men do, what they get is enormous emotional and social validation from sex. The high they get is from the perception they have of themselves as being intensely sexual. They suck wiener because it excites them to be the pleasure machine. It’s exciting in the same way driving a race car is for a man, that’s why they have sex, it’s also why they get depressed very quickly if they don’t have sex very regularly and why they cheat when you go to war or disappear for too long.
Now this is based. Oral sex falls under sodomy, it's just as bad and degenerate and homosexual as anal sex but anons aren't ready to have this conversation.
It's not anywhere near sodomy you moron. The anus is literally filled with faecal matter, that's the issue. If you find the gentiles disgusting then how are you even having sex to begin wi...oh that's right you don't have sex
Eating pussy is as gay as getting pegged by a woman. You could make the argument that because it's with a woman it's straight. But it's some of the gayest shit you can do without actually doing it with a man.
Not proud of it: but I ate pussy two times and fricked without a condom three times on a one night stand. That's what happens. The nineties tried to raise us so bad when it came to STD's and aids. And then, when reality comes around, you just throw all of that out the fricking window. Fricking how moronic was I. I did get tested, before I went steady, kek. My best friend, who was in a similar situation, got tested, but only after he fricked his steady girlfriend several times. And then he told her about it, holy fricking kek.
>he told her about it
He wanted out, there's no way anyone happy in a relationship says "Hey Hon, just wanna let you know about all the dirty shit I did before I met you, also everything came back clean but I'm gonna rehash this shit anyhow."
Maybe. I was the one who told him to get tested. You know, to be an adult about it. Did he want a way out? I don't think he did. He was a Dolph Lundgren type of guy. An uberchad. So I don't think it even occurred to him that he might catch aids or an std.
HPV is one of the causes of throat cancer. But you can get HPV from a doorknob 3 years ago just as easily as you can get it from eating pussy.
There's a vaccine for it though and most of these people likely got it before college.
every guy tries to eat out his girlfriend. most guys are just whatever at it. it doesn't really give you a leg up compared to her past boyfriends or whatever. if you REALLY want a girl to be obsessed with you, you just gotta get one of these bad boys. if she's never experienced it before she'll come crawling back to you begging for a very long time, and even if she gets one of her own sometime later she'll always associate it with you afterward.
>it doesn't really give you a leg up compared to her past boyfriends or whatever.
ofc not, why would you think pleasuring a woman submissively gives you an advantage?
fricking kek he just admitted it. You know nothing
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You know nothing of eating a woman out and being a submissive beta cuck
And I never will. Good to know I will have sex and be seen as a real man, while you will continue to gravel at a woman's pussy for scraps.
why would anyone take anything you say about sex seriously when you admit to not knowing what you're talking about? you have no dong in this fight. you're just a sour grapes incel.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>DUDE YOU NEED TO EAT SHIT TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE
kek
This guy fricks multiple women in multiple positions for the purposes of recreation and select procreation
a blowjob isnt fricking, you dolt
2 years ago
Anonymous
>comparing sex to shit
S O U R G R A P E S I N C E L
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do pissing fricking and shitting all occur within a 2 inch radius?
2 years ago
Anonymous
imagine admitting to having a microdick. no wonder you're so angry about being a virgin. anyway, and this may come as a surprise to you, but girls don't shit and piss while you're having sex with them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>implying
2 years ago
Anonymous
It’s impossible nobody can answer that. They’re all sources of pleasure though.
You've got to do some forbidden stuff. Like buying a remote controlled love egg. Get her to put it inside of her before she goes to meet your parents for the first time. Then, as you're sitting at the dinner table and your dad asks her how she's feeling about the whole Ukranian situation, just push the button.
It's like that Patton quote. Don't eat ass for your country but make the other sons of b***hes eat your ass out for their country. Or something like that.
It's pretty gross. Pussy just looks and tastes weird man, I like when my willy is in there but I don't wanna see it. No, that doesn't make me a homosexual. There's a reason you never see depictions of pussies in classical and neoclassical art despite the abundance of breasts and ass, that's simply because only 0.5% of veganas are aesthetically pleasing
Over fricking rated shit. Blowjobs are only good for getting your dick hard if youve been hitting the whiskey. It just doesnt feel as good as pussy. I honestly dont understand the guys that think its some kind of holy grail. Yes ive been with women who are good at it. Still doesnt compare to actually fricking.
you're probably autistic and antisocial in some way to base your sexual enjoyment purely off the physical sensation. blowjobs are WAY better than sex and it's not because of the feeling of the mouth vs vegana.
you're probably autistic and antisocial in some way to base your sexual enjoyment purely off the physical sensation. blowjobs are WAY better than sex and it's not because of the feeling of the mouth vs vegana.
Also, have you ever actively fricked a mouth? It feels great to explore the textures of woman's mouth, and if you can at least get your glans past the soft plate it feels great.
I love fricking a girl's mouth, but what really gets me off is recording it and jerking off to it later. For some weird reason that gives me stronger orgasms than any sex I've ever had. I don't even like porn except for in that context of it being myself fricking a girl's mouth and cumming on her face as she begs me for it.
>girls who take it in the ass and still call themselves virgins
You could pop a cherry at least. I've done all sorts of things to her mouth, but her face is another thing, I guess.
I didn't go down on a woman until my third girlfriend. I had no interest in it before that. She didn't tell me to do it either. There's something about here I find intoxicating and one day I ripped her pants off and went to town. I eat her out more than frick her these days. She doesn't seem to mind. I eat her out then she gives me a blowjob and I barely last five minutes because I'm so horny from going down on her.
S - eating her out from behind while bending her over
A - Face sitting
B - 69
C - Missionary
F - Kneeling add +1 tier with dress up such as thong, short skirt, thigh highs. Add +2 for after gym and sweaty
My last girl had a pussy that was too wet. I didn't have any problem with it. Wouldn't it have been if she just didn't kept asking me: "It's ok? I'm not too wet am I?"
And that's a mood killer right there, because you know the guy who went before you made the complaint that she was too wet. I told her several times to relax and shut the frick up. She couldn't do it. I can't be with a girl who can't enjoy sex on a hedonistic level.
The 'girl' in effect was a 37 year old mother. But other than that it's true. She was too wet and made an issue of it, while I didn't care. She wanted Mcdonald's fricking at the beginning of the relationship: 5 minutes in and out. While I was like: Girl, we've got the whole night. There is nothing worse during fricking in missionary than a girl who's adjusting pillows, asking if she's doing it right and telling you about her day tomorrow. That shit will make you want to take a machinegun to anyones head.
Why logically speaking should I make myself subservient to please a woman? Seriously, explain it using logic and not feelings, you can’t. I’ve been married for a decade to my wife who was a virgin when I met her and I’ve never done it. Don’t try and cope by saying she is cheating, she isn’t and it will just make you look pathetic.
How is pleasing a woman making you subservient? Have you ever thought about making your wife cum at all? Jesus said to love you wife as you love yourself. Do you not care about pleasure? Do you think women don't care about orgasming? She is definitely cheating lol.
I'm seeing a lot of rationalizing going on in here. Reminds me of how women tell themselves about it being empowering sucking dick since you're in control of their pleasure, etc. etc.
There are submissive sexual acts; oral is one of them. Accept it instead of running around.
>women tell themselves about it being empowering sucking dick since you're in control of their pleasure
if a man is allowing the woman to "be in control" that's submissive on his part, yes. no woman who's ever sucked my dick has ever walked away from it feeling empowered for being in control.
its always submissive because youre down there being the male version of a lesbian
women bond with men to be fricked, everything else is easily replaced with a vibrator, aka you, you down there being a human vibrator and the best part is the vibrator does a better job than you, which is why gimps like you routinely get dumped for vibrators while women hold out for a man that can actually frick them
Lmao how do all these ESL posters manage to afford a computer on a shit shoveler’s salary?
no dude, performing oral sex is a submissive act, obviously
Explain
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're submitting yourself to a woman by doing an act which only brings her pleasure
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Buy a gift to someone >You are submitting yourself because it only brings them pleasure
2 years ago
Anonymous
homie you think buying a gift for someone is the same thing as performing a sexual act? lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's never eaten pussy for valentines day
2 years ago
Anonymous
I only get valentines from work
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's the same concept, you it because it's nice to make a loved one happy
2 years ago
Anonymous
being sexually submissive to your gf is pathetic lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't have to be submissive to be nice to your partner lmao.
You are yet to disprove my point about the gift btw.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you think a sexual act is the same thing as buying gift for someone. Do you think sex has no meaning?
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're autistic. Would it help if I made my post in 1s and 0s?
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're a atheist Black person, I can just tell
2 years ago
Anonymous
wrong on both counts
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Would it help if I made my post in 1s and 0s?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I do believe it has meaning, I just think I derive a different meaning from it.
For you it's only about satisfying your own insecurities, which is why you are constantly worried about what's alpha and what's beta.
For me it's a moment of intimacy with a person I love, a strengthening of our relationship and the key to procreation.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're submitting to my country
2 years ago
Anonymous
So how did you manage to afford a computer on a shit shoveler’s salary? Or do you only get to use one at work lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
take some fricking ESL lessons and then type your post again please
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're submitting to my country
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't submit to mexico
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes, I know. I repeat: you're submitting to my country.
the only superhero films ive ever seen are part of one of the early 00s spiderman films and the dark knight because my grandparents thought id enjoy it and i didnt want to hurt their feelings
have you ever been to a different country? cinema tickets are generally in line with the average salary. to answer your question though, it's like 1 hours salary
have you ever been to a different country? cinema tickets are generally in line with the average salary. to answer your question though, it's like 1 hours salary
Usually in English we use "salary" for monthly or yearly paychecks, usually including benefits. "Wage" would be more appropriate for one hour's work.
She too busy wif brack man sucky ducky an I don’t wish to disturb her bc she run our amerimutt househord and me just b***hboi. China is wonderfur country
I make a rule with any sexual lovers early on that I'll eat out your pussy, as long as I get a blowjob in return and that I may not want it right now. Doing this, I bank up blowjobs and request them whenever I feel like it. I might take it forward and make physical oral tokens.
If you're a lesbian.
Lmaofpbp
>Mmmmm boy ass
They viewed it as submissive.
Nobody thinks that while making sex.
That’s what made it so ridiculous to everyone else. It was just some dumb wop mentality
The whole point was they all did it in secret but were all super insecure about it
Except it really is humiliating to eat pussy
you have your head down there, and sometimes the woman will put her hand on your head, pushing you into her vegana
you feel like a fricking b***h doing it
do you like blowjobs? how is that any different?
women are inherently meant to be submissive
the truth is blowjobs are just as homosexual. if you dont dick your woman down everytime you arent a man. women use blowjobs to get what they want from men, and withhold stupid shit like that. take that off the table and she has nothing to hold over your head. regular sex? yeah but then she loses out too. get the picture?
This guy fricks multiple women in multiple positions for the purposes of recreation and select procreation
women are made to be used and humiliated.
>why is something considered normal when done by a woman but shameful when done by a man
Because men and women are different you moronic c**t.
blowjobs are shameful anyway you slice it you jobber. its for gays
Lets say you're on a typical date with a woman.
>You pay for everything
>You drive
>You have to be interesting enough for her to like you
>You have to dress nice, be over 6', and in shape
Meanwhile she has to
>Show up
When the above transaction is complete, if you go down on her you've admitted after giving all night you'll keep giving. Her giving you a blowjob is the minimal return on investment.
moron
cuck who takes a blowjob instead giving a proper dicking. probably a dicklet
You are a moronic feminist. have a nice day.
dicklett incel confirmed lol
How would it not be more humiliating to get a BJ as a dicklet than to frick her?
Let's say a dicklet is someone ranging from 10-13 cm, if you put that shit inside of her, it'll be hard to tell apart from an average 15cm dick.
Meanwhile if you are getting a bj, she has your tiny dick in front of her the entire time.
your logic is flawed
>Meanwhile if you are getting a bj, she has your tiny dick in front of her the entire time.
your nonexistent wiener, sure, chang.
Even though you reply is highly irrelevant, you end up proving my point.
that it would be humiliating to take your micro in any capacity? thanks for clearing that up.
your non sequiturs are getting you nowhere
t. I don't know what non-sequitur means
ESL posters need to be shot.
>thinking non-sequitur is an English word
how fricking stupid are you?
I didn't say or imply that, but your usage of it, Chang.
>I didn't say or imply that
you did, actually.
ESL posters need to die fr. Can't be posting every time to correct their usage of normal words and phrases cus they can't speaky-de-english.
If I didn't understand the concept of a non sequitur, then nothing that I said would imply that I was an ESL.
If, however, I understood the concept of non sequiturs yet used it wrong due to my lack of english knowledge, you could have called me an ESL, but the "doesn't know what a non sequitur is" wouldn't apply.
So the only thing your post really is saying is that I am an ESL for not understanding what "non sequitur" means.
>words, words, words
I wish there was a way to filter Changs.
You looking in a mirror, Black person.
>men and women are the same, I know this because some women told me that when she was trying to get something that she could only get if people believed that men and women are the same.
>Do you like sucking dick?
>Do you like getting your dick sucked?
>There, now you sound like one of your hipocriticizers
giving them or receiving them?
oh no, what is she gonna do next...can you please tell me ?
When she comes she's gonna squeeze your head so hard you literally cannot escape and you can't really breathe so you just keep going and hope for the best.
oh no how awful
Yeah it fricking sucks man the worst part is that they keep coming back and making you do it again. Sometimes they even tell their friends and then all hope is lost you're gonna spend every evening just eating b***hes out and getting jaw ache. I miss video games.
"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."
>making sex
Anyway, eating pussy is based. It’s getting to the literal essence of a woman. Two rules though
>eat pussy when You want to
>have them take a shower first solely for the huge orgasm you’re about to give them.
Losers will also say sucking on breasts passive or whatever.
Bottom line: if you’re doing what YOU want to be doing to the woman there is nothing passive or submissive about it.
>Bottom line: if you’re doing what YOU want to be doing to the woman there is nothing passive or submissive about it.
You are well adjusted and have basic social skills, congratulations anon.
>South of the border... where the tuna fish play...
If you'll eat pussy, you'll eat ANYTHING.
Even worse, it's emasculating. I have more respect for a dude who fricks another dude up the ass than one who becomes subservient to a woman by eating her pussy.
>He's never eaten out a woman to the point she's writhing around climaxing with her legs wrapped around your head and just after that you pull the hammer out and shove it in
beta
Enjoy your throat cancer, simp.
Will do, as I'm eating out your mum and sister
Wrong person simp
wrong person simp
...and she's immediately disappointed because your little hammer can't give her the same climax and goes back to fake moaning.
you never had sex
Disgusting
You're all fricking gay. I'm sorry.
moron
When they like their men, they really aim to please. I don't think a lot them enjoy the act, but they like the idea sometimes, and if it's a precursor to some good fricking they'll associate it all. Like a pavlov's dog type thing.
>Like a pavlov's dog
perhaps, it probably explains why only psychopaths like sex with prostitutes or dolls. the point is for her to like it too otherwise it's like a bad wank.
I don't know what you going on about. Also, even a "deadfish" that looks nice, is tight, warm, and wet is still better than a wanking.
the idea it probably has AIDS turns me off
Deadfish like from an inexperienced woman not a prostitute. I get you, I could have been getting my dick sucked left and right had I had no qualms with fricking the high school bawds and getting stds.
>wrapped around
Either you'd have to have a head the size of Mega Mind or you're eating out a 5-year old bro
?Are you moronic?
Nah, brilliant, just turbo autistic and homosexual
>or you're eating out a 5-year old bro
Don't knock it until you've tried it
have a nice day homosexual
Latent homosexual projection. Sad!
>have more respect for a dude who fricks another dude up the ass
gay
this sounds more like a problem with you projecting your own virginal inexperience, subservient nature, and obvious latent homosexuality onto other men.
Poorly hidden flag.
This is the stupidest shit ive ever read on this site
This kinda but your wrote it so cringe
Big self report here bud.
Lemme guess ur single and a virgin?
I can tell most of you are lossless virgins by the sheer fact you don't understand basic female interactions. Most women I've met love sex, including penetration. My ex used to ask me to frick her again and again, want me after I came to get hard again so I can keep fricking her we'd frick until her hips would hurt and her legs were shaking and she could barely walk.
Now this chick I'm hooking up with casual wants me to come over like 4 times a day to frick her, gave me a key to her house and said come over anytime even at 3am says she wants me to wake her up with my wiener. these women are late 20s, they are insatiable, sometimes I frick just to get her to leave me alone for a bit. She gets annoyed if I don't frick her atleast 2-3 times a week. All this "it's gay" shit is 13 year old Tate watching virgin shit.
Y'all take sex to serious, try not being obsessed with trying to look like a dude who fricks and maybe you'll actually frick
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
poopdick
Getting rock hard at the sight of man-ass is the gayest shit you can do.
>all these seething gamma male replies
That's how you know you're right. Spot on.
how the actual frick is getting your dick hard at the sight of a man, less gay than eating pussy. I want your dad to read what you typed out
If you look down while fricking your girl you're gay because you're seeing a dick getting pleasured. Same with jerking off and looking at your wiener
>veganas are gross and i hate women!
Incels are just a troony cocoon.
just misogyny for me boss
You’re gay. Period
Therefore your opinions are invalid, as you yourselves are biologically invalid.
Eating fishy flesh next to the bunghole is the cuckest thing you can do after having a daughter
Hahahahahahaha virgins are so weird man
ok well that's a bit too far, anon. eating pussy is emasculating, that shit is actually gay lol
All the seething shows they all know you’re right, it clearly struck a nerve. I only put my dick in my wife’s vegana, that’s what it’s there for. Anything else is just weird and perverted
You watch Jordan Peterson, too huh pussy ass b***h
So Phil def fricked men in prison and that's why he hated Vito so much right?
Even worse, he ate pussy in prison
true
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
its a mini penis down there, no?
taking sex advice from a bunch of strangers on Cinemaphile is the worst of all possible outcomes
its also a great way to contract throat cancer. i guess the one perk is that you'll be loved by hyper feminists that think men need to be put in their place
You idiots didn't get the HPV vaccine?
That only came out like 15 years ago. Pretty much everyone over 35ish didn't get it. And we all had HPV already at some point. It's basically impossible to avoid unless you're a virgin marrying a virgin.
Even then you can get it from a handshake. The shit is stupid contagious and they don't even screen for it. Either you get it and have symptoms or get it and don't have symptoms.
>muh vaccine
Only protects against like 7 variants of something with 40 different ones.
Even this article says it's a weak correlation at best.
Something is going to kill you, nobody died thinking they wish they had less sex.
>nobody died thinking they wish they had less sex.
i bet rape victims would disagree with you there
>Pretty much everyone over 35ish didn't get it.
Why not? Were you too busy fricking your brother in the hayloft to go to the doctor for a fricking shot?
It's good for a lifetime according to all the research existing. I got it as soon as possible and have enjoyed a lifetime of fricking without worrying about it.
> we all had HPV already at some point.
That's herpes, moron. Stop projecting. Your eventual cancer is your fault. Have a nice day!
It's just fricking boring.
>but she likes it
But that doesn't make it not boring.
I'm one step further. I think sucking wiener is also disgusting. But women like it for some stupid reason.
enlightened take
women like sucking wiener for the exact same reason they don't like a man eating them out (in most cases). women are sexually submissive and don't want to be asked what the man should do, have him doting on them and asking them "is this good? do you like this? how about this?" trying to please them during the act, they want to be told what to do and be used for the pleasure of the man. you can of course aggressively eat a woman out and still be dominant and do what you want to her and she'll love it, but most men simply aren't naturally dominant which is why they think "eating a girl out" is submissive; because they're insecure about their own perceived submissiveness.
Women like when men eat them out lmfao. You sound like a total virgin who looks up to andrew tate
Women don’t cum the way men do, what they get is enormous emotional and social validation from sex. The high they get is from the perception they have of themselves as being intensely sexual. They suck wiener because it excites them to be the pleasure machine. It’s exciting in the same way driving a race car is for a man, that’s why they have sex, it’s also why they get depressed very quickly if they don’t have sex very regularly and why they cheat when you go to war or disappear for too long.
Redpilled
Now this is based. Oral sex falls under sodomy, it's just as bad and degenerate and homosexual as anal sex but anons aren't ready to have this conversation.
It's not anywhere near sodomy you moron. The anus is literally filled with faecal matter, that's the issue. If you find the gentiles disgusting then how are you even having sex to begin wi...oh that's right you don't have sex
real. the truth is that oral sex really is not a loving act. it's just friction, it's just an act of pure lust
Eating pussy is as gay as getting pegged by a woman. You could make the argument that because it's with a woman it's straight. But it's some of the gayest shit you can do without actually doing it with a man.
Eating pussy is not gay, but eating granny pussy is nasty af
>granny pussy
If you had a girl that age feeding you food in bed then you would too.
My aunt’s pussy is fun to eat and she is old.
>eating granny pussy
Only ok if that granny is your mom
Not proud of it: but I ate pussy two times and fricked without a condom three times on a one night stand. That's what happens. The nineties tried to raise us so bad when it came to STD's and aids. And then, when reality comes around, you just throw all of that out the fricking window. Fricking how moronic was I. I did get tested, before I went steady, kek. My best friend, who was in a similar situation, got tested, but only after he fricked his steady girlfriend several times. And then he told her about it, holy fricking kek.
>he told her about it
He wanted out, there's no way anyone happy in a relationship says "Hey Hon, just wanna let you know about all the dirty shit I did before I met you, also everything came back clean but I'm gonna rehash this shit anyhow."
Maybe. I was the one who told him to get tested. You know, to be an adult about it. Did he want a way out? I don't think he did. He was a Dolph Lundgren type of guy. An uberchad. So I don't think it even occurred to him that he might catch aids or an std.
Let alone pas it on to a serious girlfriend. But it's a risk yeah?
All the guys in Sopranos are fricking weirdos
whats with this throar cancer bullshit
HPV is one of the causes of throat cancer. But you can get HPV from a doorknob 3 years ago just as easily as you can get it from eating pussy.
There's a vaccine for it though and most of these people likely got it before college.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer
Michael Douglas said he got throat cancer from eating pussy. More likely if he sucked dicks, but who am I to judge.
if you want a girl to be obsessed with you you gotta eat dat pussy
if you dont care about her just dont eat it
simple as
every guy tries to eat out his girlfriend. most guys are just whatever at it. it doesn't really give you a leg up compared to her past boyfriends or whatever. if you REALLY want a girl to be obsessed with you, you just gotta get one of these bad boys. if she's never experienced it before she'll come crawling back to you begging for a very long time, and even if she gets one of her own sometime later she'll always associate it with you afterward.
>it doesn't really give you a leg up compared to her past boyfriends or whatever.
ofc not, why would you think pleasuring a woman submissively gives you an advantage?
you've never had sex.
i dont need to have sex to know a beta move like eating her doesnt bring me closer to it.
fricking kek he just admitted it. You know nothing
>You know nothing of eating a woman out and being a submissive beta cuck
And I never will. Good to know I will have sex and be seen as a real man, while you will continue to gravel at a woman's pussy for scraps.
>gravel
Larping zoomer detected no cap frfr
>gravel
why would anyone take anything you say about sex seriously when you admit to not knowing what you're talking about? you have no dong in this fight. you're just a sour grapes incel.
>DUDE YOU NEED TO EAT SHIT TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE
kek
a blowjob isnt fricking, you dolt
>comparing sex to shit
S O U R G R A P E S I N C E L
Why do pissing fricking and shitting all occur within a 2 inch radius?
imagine admitting to having a microdick. no wonder you're so angry about being a virgin. anyway, and this may come as a surprise to you, but girls don't shit and piss while you're having sex with them.
>implying
It’s impossible nobody can answer that. They’re all sources of pleasure though.
>thinking eating pussy = sex
moron
It’s a mouth fricking blow let.
You've got to do some forbidden stuff. Like buying a remote controlled love egg. Get her to put it inside of her before she goes to meet your parents for the first time. Then, as you're sitting at the dinner table and your dad asks her how she's feeling about the whole Ukranian situation, just push the button.
The only time I've ever given a girl an orasm is when I ate her out.
That's not uncommon. Protip: use your hands during veganal intercourse. The clit is right there.
How do you fit your hands in the vegana to?
Imagine how good Carmine would be at eating pussy with those big fishy lips.
>I would never put my mouth where another man's dick has been!
This is just a thread where incels admit to never kissing women while larping as sex havers.
who are you quoting?
Read the rest of the thread before posting moron
No
It's like that Patton quote. Don't eat ass for your country but make the other sons of b***hes eat your ass out for their country. Or something like that.
It's pretty gross. Pussy just looks and tastes weird man, I like when my willy is in there but I don't wanna see it. No, that doesn't make me a homosexual. There's a reason you never see depictions of pussies in classical and neoclassical art despite the abundance of breasts and ass, that's simply because only 0.5% of veganas are aesthetically pleasing
>women have sex with men
>having sex with men makes you gay
>having sex with gays makes you gay
if you have sex with women, you are transitively gay since they have sex with men.
also if you jerk off you're 100% gay because you're getting off on playing with and pleasuring a man's penis.
yes, exactly. incels are the only straight people.
nofap incels*
>doesn't raise his own women in his basement
ngmi
hey man, that's illegal. what about taxes?
Who cares
I do.
And who the hell are you?
I'm (You).
guys who eat pussy got the biggest inferiority complex known to man
It seems like there are a lot of pissed off roasties in this thread.
I have fricked over 10 girls and had multiple long term relationships lasting over a year and never ate pussy once
Romans were correct, the gayest thing to do is eat pussy, thankfully I'll never have, never will
Blowjobs are also very Roman and gay.
>muh blowjobs
Over fricking rated shit. Blowjobs are only good for getting your dick hard if youve been hitting the whiskey. It just doesnt feel as good as pussy. I honestly dont understand the guys that think its some kind of holy grail. Yes ive been with women who are good at it. Still doesnt compare to actually fricking.
OH GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT
you're probably autistic and antisocial in some way to base your sexual enjoyment purely off the physical sensation. blowjobs are WAY better than sex and it's not because of the feeling of the mouth vs vegana.
Also, have you ever actively fricked a mouth? It feels great to explore the textures of woman's mouth, and if you can at least get your glans past the soft plate it feels great.
I love fricking a girl's mouth, but what really gets me off is recording it and jerking off to it later. For some weird reason that gives me stronger orgasms than any sex I've ever had. I don't even like porn except for in that context of it being myself fricking a girl's mouth and cumming on her face as she begs me for it.
Gf said I can only cum on her face if I marry her. Also recording sounds cool, if just for posterity.
>Gf said I can only cum on her face if I marry her.
she sounds like those girls who take it in the ass and still call themselves virgins
>girls who take it in the ass and still call themselves virgins
You could pop a cherry at least. I've done all sorts of things to her mouth, but her face is another thing, I guess.
im just never gonna put my face anywhere near a butthole is all.
I didn't go down on a woman until my third girlfriend. I had no interest in it before that. She didn't tell me to do it either. There's something about here I find intoxicating and one day I ripped her pants off and went to town. I eat her out more than frick her these days. She doesn't seem to mind. I eat her out then she gives me a blowjob and I barely last five minutes because I'm so horny from going down on her.
You're a sub. Nothing wrong with it.
S - eating her out from behind while bending her over
A - Face sitting
B - 69
C - Missionary
F - Kneeling
add +1 tier with dress up such as thong, short skirt, thigh highs. Add +2 for after gym and sweaty
My last girl had a pussy that was too wet. I didn't have any problem with it. Wouldn't it have been if she just didn't kept asking me: "It's ok? I'm not too wet am I?"
And that's a mood killer right there, because you know the guy who went before you made the complaint that she was too wet. I told her several times to relax and shut the frick up. She couldn't do it. I can't be with a girl who can't enjoy sex on a hedonistic level.
Lies.
The 'girl' in effect was a 37 year old mother. But other than that it's true. She was too wet and made an issue of it, while I didn't care. She wanted Mcdonald's fricking at the beginning of the relationship: 5 minutes in and out. While I was like: Girl, we've got the whole night. There is nothing worse during fricking in missionary than a girl who's adjusting pillows, asking if she's doing it right and telling you about her day tomorrow. That shit will make you want to take a machinegun to anyones head.
Why logically speaking should I make myself subservient to please a woman? Seriously, explain it using logic and not feelings, you can’t. I’ve been married for a decade to my wife who was a virgin when I met her and I’ve never done it. Don’t try and cope by saying she is cheating, she isn’t and it will just make you look pathetic.
How is pleasing a woman making you subservient? Have you ever thought about making your wife cum at all? Jesus said to love you wife as you love yourself. Do you not care about pleasure? Do you think women don't care about orgasming? She is definitely cheating lol.
>She is definitely cheating lol.
And there’s the cope. You betas are pathetic and predictable.
Digital masturbation is consistently rated by women as more pleasurable than cunnilingus, it’s 100% a mental thing for them.
Whites are gay. This kind of thinking proves it.
Licking a woman's sopping fertile hole is sexy because I'm not gay.
It is. No man wants to do it. Only people are do it are beta males who are desperate for womens approval.
Sorry only rape for me
>And there’s the cope. You betas are pathetic and predictable.
Eating pussy is one of the most macho things a man can do to a woman.
How would the Sopranos respond to eating ass?
I'm seeing a lot of rationalizing going on in here. Reminds me of how women tell themselves about it being empowering sucking dick since you're in control of their pleasure, etc. etc.
There are submissive sexual acts; oral is one of them. Accept it instead of running around.
not the way i do it homie
>women tell themselves about it being empowering sucking dick since you're in control of their pleasure
if a man is allowing the woman to "be in control" that's submissive on his part, yes. no woman who's ever sucked my dick has ever walked away from it feeling empowered for being in control.
I have fricked over 10 girls and had 3 long time relationships without ever using a condom once.
Hey anon, you remember your first blowjob?
Yes. It tasted a bit salty but wasn't bad.
If you don’t learn how to eat dicks how do you expect to keep a girlfriend?
OH JUNIOR IM SO MOIST
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LICK MY FLAPS
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his transition is going well
It is. I like doing it (especially to my recent ex who always reciprocated) but it’s pretty gay.
You gotta understand, people notions on sexuality were pretty moronic back in the day, that´s the joke
It's a submissive act
and?
you think it's cool to submit to your gf bro?
It’s only submissive if you do it when you don’t actually want to, or you only do it because she likes it.
its always submissive because youre down there being the male version of a lesbian
women bond with men to be fricked, everything else is easily replaced with a vibrator, aka you, you down there being a human vibrator and the best part is the vibrator does a better job than you, which is why gimps like you routinely get dumped for vibrators while women hold out for a man that can actually frick them
Lmao how do all these ESL posters manage to afford a computer on a shit shoveler’s salary?
Explain
you're submitting yourself to a woman by doing an act which only brings her pleasure
>Buy a gift to someone
>You are submitting yourself because it only brings them pleasure
homie you think buying a gift for someone is the same thing as performing a sexual act? lmao
>he's never eaten pussy for valentines day
I only get valentines from work
It's the same concept, you it because it's nice to make a loved one happy
being sexually submissive to your gf is pathetic lol
You don't have to be submissive to be nice to your partner lmao.
You are yet to disprove my point about the gift btw.
you think a sexual act is the same thing as buying gift for someone. Do you think sex has no meaning?
you're autistic. Would it help if I made my post in 1s and 0s?
you're a atheist Black person, I can just tell
wrong on both counts
>Would it help if I made my post in 1s and 0s?
I do believe it has meaning, I just think I derive a different meaning from it.
For you it's only about satisfying your own insecurities, which is why you are constantly worried about what's alpha and what's beta.
For me it's a moment of intimacy with a person I love, a strengthening of our relationship and the key to procreation.
you're submitting to my country
So how did you manage to afford a computer on a shit shoveler’s salary? Or do you only get to use one at work lmao
take some fricking ESL lessons and then type your post again please
you're submitting to my country
I don't submit to mexico
Yes, I know. I repeat: you're submitting to my country.
no dude, performing oral sex is a submissive act, obviously
Eating pussy is trash, I'd rather eat ass. It's like licking a snotty runny nose and the taste and smell is dreadful at worst and just weird at best.
>t. finally lost virginity recently and ate pussy after romanticizing it in my head because of porn addiction
>loves dirty butthole over vagine
You are actually a homosex
Both are dirty holes you fricking nimrod
One is more akin to kissing the other is literally licking the bodies raw sewage pipe. It's 2022, you can be gay - it's ok!
i dont find sex to be very enjoyable so i can just put my head down there and think about cool stuff and shes happy so
someone 'jak this with a thought bubble containing marvel characters
the only superhero films ive ever seen are part of one of the early 00s spiderman films and the dark knight because my grandparents thought id enjoy it and i didnt want to hurt their feelings
How expensive is going to the movies in your country? 1, 2 weeks salary?
have you ever been to a different country? cinema tickets are generally in line with the average salary. to answer your question though, it's like 1 hours salary
Usually in English we use "salary" for monthly or yearly paychecks, usually including benefits. "Wage" would be more appropriate for one hour's work.
Who’s we? Got some hitchhikers in that skull of yours anon?
Please be respectful of our culture
i wish i was gay i hate women so goddamn much its unreal
All it takes is one time.
yep, if u be eatin gash ur either a flamer or a heckin doggo
>eating vegana makes you gay
wut
On a side note, black men hate eating pussy
like half of danny browns discography is about eating pussy
Back here I can't even hold a job parking fricking cars!
More David Chase bullshit. Ex-Mafiosos always shit on this show and point out how inaccurate it is. Overrated reddit crap.
>eating pussy
Gay
>kissing your guy friends every time you see them
Straight
>Synecdoche New York
Too many syllables
It is gay. Women are evil and if one asks you to eat her out you can guarantee some other guy recently nutted in there.
Someone post the webm of the bawd who had her bf eat out another guys cum without telling him
Why don't you ask your gf to post it?
She too busy wif brack man sucky ducky an I don’t wish to disturb her bc she run our amerimutt househord and me just b***hboi. China is wonderfur country
pussy is gay.
Being a murderous criminal is even gayer.
It's something like.
>dicks go into pussy
>you eat pussy
>you eat dicks
I make a rule with any sexual lovers early on that I'll eat out your pussy, as long as I get a blowjob in return and that I may not want it right now. Doing this, I bank up blowjobs and request them whenever I feel like it. I might take it forward and make physical oral tokens.
Pretty soon we'll all be fricking dogs
in a thread like this, the sex havers pretend to be virgins and the virgins pretend to be chads.
and youre all homosexuals. Especially OP.